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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Love Hewitt strips down to bra and panties to promote .... oh forget it, how about those Knicks?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 102
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2012-03-04 08:57:48 AM
She was my first Hollywood crush. I would still hit it six ways to Sunday
 
2012-03-04 09:19:45 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

yeah, that's not shopped at all.
 
2012-03-04 09:23:22 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-03-04 09:35:56 AM
Bathe her, anoint her in oil, and bring her to me.
 
2012-03-04 09:39:42 AM

FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.


I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.
 
2012-03-04 09:50:52 AM

SchlingFocker: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.


well, duh.
 
2012-03-04 10:00:53 AM

SchlingFocker: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.


I'd break all the glass with my dick just so you could drag your dick through a mile of broken glass to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.

/that's not crossing the streams, is it?
 
2012-03-04 10:01:51 AM
Yeah, I saw a couple of those in NYC. The amount of advertising in that town is insane.
 
2012-03-04 10:43:09 AM

SchlingFocker: I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.


So weak.

If you're not going to eat the corn out of the dog's turd, you're just not committed enough.
 
2012-03-04 10:50:46 AM
you guys appear to be willing to do some terrible things to yourselves for very little reward. i'm sure that has impressed women everywhere.
 
2012-03-04 11:35:56 AM
I saw a promo for this at the movies yesterday. Looks like she got back into the gym, which is nice.
 
2012-03-04 12:01:13 PM
If she was about to fall on my boner I wouldn't move out of the way.
 
2012-03-04 12:04:16 PM
hmm...I think we've figured it out...a great mystery.
JLH loves the sex.

And I don't mind it whatsoever.

Keep enjoying.
 
2012-03-04 12:06:21 PM
She also drapes herself lasciviously over the word 'Sundays' thanks to computer technology, which will help cement the broadcast day of the show to any red-blooded males.

If that headline had been written 15 years ago, it might have made sense. Today it just feels quaint.

1. If I really wanted to see some JLH booty, I'm fully aware that it's not going to be half an hour of JLH booty, because TV and movie marketing always teases about how good it's going to be (see also Coyote Ugly). I'll set it on tivo and fast forward through the non-booty bits.

2. I've got a veritable ocean of pornography available. Thousands of chicks from all over the world who are in swimsuits, topless, naked, doing girls, guys or both. Many of the East European ones, even the ones prepared to do some real nasty stuff are pretty hot.

Not that sex scenes in movies aren't sometimes pretty hot, but I doubt you'd be able to make a movie like Basic Instinct and have the same success today.
 
2012-03-04 12:07:01 PM
Wasn't there a video out about 4 months ago with her in a black bra and panties? Walking out of a house or something?
 
2012-03-04 12:07:04 PM
Photoshopped the heck out of that, her ass is five feet widw
 
2012-03-04 12:09:54 PM

MBrady: Wasn't there a video out about 4 months ago with her in a black bra and panties? Walking out of a house or something?


That was from the film. They just made it into a TV series
 
2012-03-04 12:15:37 PM

cmunic8r99: I'd break all the glass with my dick just so you could drag your dick through a mile of broken glass to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.


'OH MY GOD! Why are you breaking glass with your dick? UGH! Why do boys have to be so gross?!'
 
2012-03-04 12:16:07 PM
I want to be Linside her.
 
2012-03-04 12:29:54 PM

Zombie Hitler: I want to be Linside her.


Who is Linside Her? Or should that be Linside, Herr? Why do you what to be him? Do you just want to be a living breathing German speaker again?

And tell me about your mother.
 
2012-03-04 12:29:57 PM
In before some asshole posts "that" picture.

/I'll kick all your asses if necessary to get to the front of that line
 
2012-03-04 12:31:49 PM
I would place my penis in her vagina and move it about in a rythmic fashion, releasing my seminal fluids in her at climax.
 
2012-03-04 12:44:20 PM

TravisBickle62: Photoshopped the heck out of that, her ass is five feet widw


NTTAWWT

/I'd pee in her butt
//amidoinitrite?
 
2012-03-04 12:49:58 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some asshole posts "that" picture.

/I'll kick all your asses if necessary to get to the front of that line


What... this one?
www.cwomen.com

Or this one?
www.cwomen.com

Possibly this one?
www.cwomen.com

You can't mean this one...
www.cwomen.com

A little more recent?
www.cheapherveleger2011.com

Then or now, man, then or now

yes, I know the one you mean...
 
2012-03-04 12:51:34 PM
She's got a case of "No assatall"
 
2012-03-04 12:59:16 PM
It's on Lifetime. How many men will be watching it?
 
2012-03-04 01:04:20 PM

TravisBickle62: Photoshopped the heck out of that, her ass is five feet widw


Gives me a place to set my beer. It's all good.

/SHOW

//US

///YOUR

////TITS

!
 
2012-03-04 01:04:30 PM

SithLord: It's on Lifetime. How many men will be watching it?


Every Farker who can find the remote, by the sound of it??
 
2012-03-04 01:06:06 PM
If there's one word more painful to hear/read than "panties" it's "knickers."

Can any country produce a proper word for female (bottom) underwear?
 
2012-03-04 01:09:48 PM
Huge tatas and an ass the size of Rhode Island.
 
2012-03-04 01:11:37 PM
Perfect example of why DVR is so nice.
 
2012-03-04 01:30:12 PM

cig-mkr: Huge tatas and an ass the size of Rhode Island.


how many frances is that?
 
2012-03-04 01:32:49 PM
I would whisper her ghost.
 
2012-03-04 01:33:35 PM
She's still very hot.. and I've still never seen a movie or TV show she's been in. Not planning on changing the latter, either.
 
2012-03-04 01:37:53 PM
Why can't her show be on HBO or Showtime where at least there could be a possibility of nudity? May never happen but I'd probably tune in to find out.
 
2012-03-04 01:43:40 PM
So is she thin this month?
 
2012-03-04 01:51:23 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This photo looks photoshopped.

Someone obviously used the Fat Limbs and Hips effect.
 
2012-03-04 01:53:30 PM
celebrities.ninemsn.com.au

Dat's a lot of cheese.
 
2012-03-04 02:05:56 PM
Loved when she showed up on Ellen one Hallowe'en as Alice in Wonderland. Boo!
 
2012-03-04 02:29:41 PM
She's so hot that I almost want to watch Garfield again.
 
2012-03-04 02:31:00 PM

SchlingFocker: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.


These replies are retarded and so are you. You deserve to have a mutilated stump of a dick.
 
2012-03-04 02:34:57 PM

Wyatt Derp: SchlingFocker: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.

These replies are retarded and so are you. You deserve to have a mutilated stump of a dick.


Hyperbole, How do they work?
 
2012-03-04 02:47:21 PM
I'd tap her donkey....
 
2012-03-04 03:21:19 PM
I'm not saying she would be fun to fark, but she would be fun to fark.
 
2012-03-04 03:34:42 PM

LonMead: Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some asshole posts "that" picture.

/I'll kick all your asses if necessary to get to the front of that line

What... this one?
[www.cwomen.com image 420x518]

Or this one?
[www.cwomen.com image 533x800]

Possibly this one?
[www.cwomen.com image 361x500]

You can't mean this one...
[www.cwomen.com image 640x853]

A little more recent?
[www.cheapherveleger2011.com image 525x700]

Then or now, man, then or now

yes, I know the one you mean...


Thank you for not being this asshole:

indarwinsshadow: [celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 590x500]

Dat's a lot of cheese.

 
2012-03-04 03:44:56 PM

Wyatt Derp: SchlingFocker: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

yeah, that's not shopped at all.

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.

These replies are retarded and so are you. You deserve to have a mutilated stump of a dick.


Welcome to Fark?
 
2012-03-04 03:49:01 PM

indarwinsshadow: [celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 590x500]

Dat's a lot of cheese.


Damn I didn't know they made bikini bottoms that big ....
 
2012-03-04 04:11:11 PM
She looks black
 
2012-03-04 04:39:07 PM
Fap..fap again...fap again... fap again....fap again.... Fap again...fap again...fap again...fap again (end 1st minute). Rinse. Reapeat for 24 hours.
 
2012-03-04 04:43:18 PM

moothemagiccow: She looks black

hot

A) FTFY

B) You got a problem with the dark girls?

/...like my coffee...
 
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