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(The Sun)   A woman with a strange attraction for inanimate objects has fallen in love with the Statue of Liberty. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 66
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2012-03-04 01:00:45 AM

Oblig, I suppose:

carryabigsticker.com

/way hotter than this Whittaker chick is
 
2012-03-04 02:26:54 AM
Fallen in love with the Statue of Liberty and donuts, if her pic is any indication.
 
2012-03-04 02:27:42 AM
I'm confused. Does she consider herself a lesbian? What about the drum kit she spoke of? Was it male or female? Is she bi? I need answers.
 
2012-03-04 02:29:30 AM
The heart wants what the heart wants.....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 02:35:08 AM
All I can think of is Quagmire getting married and Peter trying to bring him Statue of Liberty's Foot. GIGGETY
 
2012-03-04 02:38:18 AM
Having seen the pic in the article, not surprised in the least
 
2012-03-04 02:38:35 AM
That cheating slut of a statue said she was at her Sister's for the weekend.
 
2012-03-04 02:43:44 AM
Ahh the internet age.
When everyone with a mental disorder can be a breaking new story.
Maybe that guy that walks all over town talking on a cordless (but not wireless, no wait..never mind you know what I mean) phone has his own talk show by now.

Hypnozombie
 
2012-03-04 02:46:02 AM
images.wikia.com



Will not end well.
 
2012-03-04 02:51:50 AM
pics or it didnt happen?
 
2012-03-04 02:57:38 AM
www.aidthoughts.org

What a maniac.
 
2012-03-04 02:58:05 AM
What the catalyst of a strange attraction might look like:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-04 03:02:12 AM
Suddenly I have the urge to listen to Jackie Wilson...
 
2012-03-04 03:02:21 AM
Interesting fact: the Statue of Liberty weighs approx 450,000 pounds

Interesting fact: This woman is attempting to match that weight.
 
2012-03-04 03:02:58 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

From the comments: I think she has another love, judging by the look of her

hehe!
 
2012-03-04 03:03:44 AM
She used to have a YouTube channel a few years ago where she would post videos of her cleaning the statue, decorating it, and telling it's life story (where it was made and who owned it etc). Of course 4chan/ebaum/SomethingAwful got ahold of her and ran her off YouTube with the never ending hate and trolling.
 
2012-03-04 03:04:14 AM
Modified copper representative statuary?
 
2012-03-04 03:05:00 AM
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses, yearning to breath free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door,
And for the love of God, and all that is holy,
Keep that fat crazy skank away from me.
 
2012-03-04 03:07:45 AM
DRTFA, guessed fat chick
/RTFA, yup.
 
2012-03-04 03:19:40 AM
"Other people might be shocked to think I can have romantic feelings for an object, but I am not the same as them."

And that's that.
 
2012-03-04 03:27:55 AM
Her objectophilia is just an excuse she pretends to have in order to cover up the fact that no sane man would ever date her.
 
2012-03-04 03:35:00 AM
Is this that same weirdo who was marrying an office building a month or two ago?

It will never work--she'll give up the Statue for the Washington Monument in no time.
 
2012-03-04 03:36:18 AM

Gyrfalcon: Is this that same weirdo who was marrying an office building a month or two ago?

It will never work--she'll give up the Statue for the Washington Monument in no time.


Hey, I'm no objectophile, but that Washington Monument is pretty hot...
 
2012-03-04 03:39:50 AM
images.wikia.com
Well, I hope she doesn't want the foot that's missing...
 
2012-03-04 03:41:01 AM
Is this the woman who's video was featured in that safe-for-work fetish article on Cracked a few years ago? Because that was seriously the creepiest video I have ever seen.
 
2012-03-04 03:43:11 AM
Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. BOCCE BALLS!
 
2012-03-04 03:45:00 AM
5 bucks says her crotch looks like Yosemite Sam after a 3 day bender.
 
2012-03-04 03:45:33 AM

Gyrfalcon: Is this that same weirdo who was marrying an office building a month or two ago?

It will never work--she'll give up the Statue for the Washington Monument in no time.


Heh, I was just thinking that she only wanted her for that torch she carries : )
 
2012-03-04 03:47:50 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses, yearning to breath free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door,
And for the love of God and all that is holy,
Protect me from that fat skanky whore.



Fixed that for you. :)
 
2012-03-04 03:51:16 AM
I can kind of sympathize with her. I find many ancient statues to be very attractive.

www.ideachampions.com

Oh, David. If I could bring you to life for just one day...
 
2012-03-04 04:04:25 AM
i57.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 04:08:40 AM
I can't rationalize the condition. It all seems too ridiculous.

Unless there are actually men out there popping boners at the thought of a fence, or a toaster oven, or whatever else it is these people obsess over... I don't find it fair to call it "objectum sexuality".
 
2012-03-04 04:10:38 AM

blacksharpiemarker: I can't rationalize the condition. It all seems too ridiculous.

Unless there are actually men out there popping boners at the thought of a fence, or a toaster oven, or whatever else it is these people obsess over... I don't find it fair to call it "objectum sexuality".


Check this out. (new window)
 
2012-03-04 04:21:56 AM
I still think Ted Bundy was hot. I'm a dude so he probably wouldn't be into me but I'd totally let him strangle me to death.

/Just sayin'
 
2012-03-04 04:28:24 AM

Ed Finnerty: blacksharpiemarker: I can't rationalize the condition. It all seems too ridiculous.

Unless there are actually men out there popping boners at the thought of a fence, or a toaster oven, or whatever else it is these people obsess over... I don't find it fair to call it "objectum sexuality".

Check this out. (new window)


Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (possibly NSFW photo of carphile and his autoerotic partner)
 
2012-03-04 04:29:41 AM

digitalpirate: I still think Ted Bundy was hot. I'm a dude so he probably wouldn't be into me but I'd totally let him strangle me to death.

/Just sayin'



Yeah, Ted Bundy. He's so hot he was smouldering.
 
2012-03-04 04:33:18 AM

Mr. Potatoass: 5 bucks says her crotch looks like Yosemite Sam after a 3 day bender.


I'll just give you the five bucks if you personally go and find out.
 
2012-03-04 05:08:14 AM
did anyone tell her it doesnt vibrate?
 
2012-03-04 05:08:20 AM

digitalpirate: I still think Ted Bundy was hot. I'm a dude so he probably wouldn't be into me but I'd totally let him strangle me to death.

/Just sayin'


But would you let him have sex with your corpse?
 
2012-03-04 05:16:22 AM

Hector Remarkable: Mr. Potatoass: 5 bucks says her crotch looks like Yosemite Sam after a 3 day bender.

I'll just give you the five bucks if you personally go and find out.


If I wasn't just getting home, and winding down from a long work week, I'd take you up on that.

/Who's paying for transportation, and related expenses?
 
2012-03-04 05:56:00 AM
So she has an edifice complex. Big deal.
 
2012-03-04 06:02:58 AM
Your Statue of Liberty wants a restraining order....
 
2012-03-04 06:05:50 AM

bingethinker: So she has an edifice complex. Big deal.


Just wait until she gouges her own eyes out after finding out that the architect was in fact the designer of her own home.
 
2012-03-04 06:33:45 AM
2 more inanimate objects she's in love with:

images.free-extras.com
www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-03-04 06:49:49 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Speaking of huddled masses...
 
2012-03-04 07:14:29 AM
THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!!!
 
2012-03-04 07:56:06 AM
Well, there was that one very magical night for Amanda ...

restlus.com
 
2012-03-04 07:58:28 AM
img820.imageshack.us

Kind of makes you wonder what she's got under that toga.

She's French, you know.
 
2012-03-04 08:19:15 AM
I see we have all our Statue of Liberty pop references covered:

gerbilpox: [img820.imageshack.us image 403x324]

Kind of makes you wonder what she's got under that toga.

She's French, you know.


Paris1127: [images.wikia.com image 640x480]
Well, I hope she doesn't want the foot that's missing...


Oznog: [www.aidthoughts.org image 490x357]

What a maniac.


Thanks for the Meme-ries: The heart wants what the heart wants.....

[i291.photobucket.com image 640x512]


abb3w: Oblig, I suppose:
[carryabigsticker.com image 449x533]
/way hotter than this Whittaker chick is


Came for Statue of Happiness, Ghostbusters, and Lesbian Liberty. Leaving happy
 
2012-03-04 08:21:28 AM
The real point here is that she's fallen in love with a female inanimate object. That's just unnatural.
 
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