OMG! They arrested Captain Jack Harkness!

Before....



After.....

"Now. Mrs. Riley, and only Mrs. Riley. How many fingers am I holding up?"

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Ethyl Eichelberger?

#15 is either high as fark or they should have taken him to the ER for that head wound.

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crunkalicious

mucho garcias for the TF

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That's...heartwarming. I may have my Christmas card this year.

#7 & a nice side of 11 please = bunk, now.

ecossais--What happened to Anna Kendrick?

mome_rath: ecossais--What happened to Anna Kendrick?

Don't know who she is, but having done a GIS my answer would have to be "Not enough, and not often enough".

I didn't know her name either--i just watched 50/50 and she was in it. But i recognized her from your picture.

mome_rath: But i recognized her from your picture.

The scary eyes and mouth come from Callista Gingrich (new window).

I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

As a alternative without drag queens or other DO NOT WANT photos, I recommend this:
Pretty Bad Girls (new window)

If #8 isn't a co-worker of mine, then that has to be a relative. Assuming he comes in Monday, he'll get a real kick out of seeing it.

Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

Grables'Daughter: No thanks.

OK. I'm pretty sure you'd not be improved at all by pieces of Callista Gingrich.

Grables'Daughter: ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

You should have asked. I'm sure any number of us would have been happy to have been the designated driver.
You should have asked.. one of us would have

blubaldnuglee: As a alternative without drag queens or other DO NOT WANT photos, I recommend this:
Pretty Bad Girls (new window)

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skinink: Do a lot of people throw paper airplanes at his neck tattoo?
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Only if they are soaked in gas and going 600 mph.

Owen Schmitt got arrested?

No love for #5? I think she's kinda cute.

I wouldn't go near #2. Battery on a senior citizen? Way more dangerous than the usual DUI or drug possession the "hittable" women on the SGWMSR usually seem to be charged with.

This is starting to freak me out. I work at a county jail in Michigan. There are 83 counties on the state, each with their own jail. Then there are various city lock-ups. Assuming the other 49 states have, between them, a few thousand jails, what are the chances that damn near every week, somebody I already saw at work ends up on Mugshot Roundup? This week, it's #1. Do I just happen to work with the biggest collection of freaks in the country, or what?

CasperImproved: Grables'Daughter: ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

You should have asked. I'm sure any number of us would have been happy to have been the designated driver.
You should have asked.. one of us would have

Yes I should have.

I got six months in jail.

Evenbiggerknickers: free

As opposed to a "you have to pay for your drugs" zone.

slackist: I'll post the DeSlidified version this week (new window)

Thanks, deslide-ifying guy.

Grables'Daughter: CasperImproved: Grables'Daughter: ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

You should have asked. I'm sure any number of us would have been happy to have been the designated driver.
You should have asked.. one of us would have

Yes I should have.

I got six months in jail.

Not your first DUI? Did you serve it all, or was it suspended?

Not judgmental, just curious.

No love for #5 ???





Be sure to remind me of this in the next "smart people are Farkers from the North, not racist people from the South", you farking racists!

Grables'Daughter: CasperImproved: Grables'Daughter: ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

You should have asked. I'm sure any number of us would have been happy to have been the designated driver.
You should have asked.. one of us would have

Yes I should have.

I got six months in jail.

Good.

myinternetname: No love for #5 ???


I was wondering about that, too. I'm a hetero woman, so I didn't post any "I'd hit that" type of thing, but I kind of hoped someone else would.

myinternetname: No love for #5 ???


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Be sure to remind me of this in the next "smart people are Farkers from the North, not racist people from the South", you farking racists!

Who me? I'm trying to cut down on the inane "fist of an angry god" comments, but yeah, fist of an angry god. Her place, though. I think I'd want to be gone by the time her drunk crazy ass wakes up.

Grables'Daughter: CasperImproved: Grables'Daughter: ecossais: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

Send me a copy. :)

No thanks.

: )

cygnusx13: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

What was the charge?

Illegal use of the hands?
Breaking and rear entry?
Decent exposure?

DUI.

You should have asked. I'm sure any number of us would have been happy to have been the designated driver.
You should have asked.. one of us would have

Yes I should have.

I got six months in jail.

Honestly? I admire you for several reasons.

1) You are not pretentious, and have no agenda to dance to.
2) You have given multiple indications that you are always honest.
3) You are a giving person... even on Fark.com.
4) I like people that don't let their cuteness affect them.
5) You have been very clear about your monetary objectives.

I could likely number a couple of more thoughts, but those are the top ones.

Back on topic... I "love" this weekly thread. I like to ponder about how some of the sad recipients got their mug shots. While some of them needed to be there, some I would have liked to know their story. I also love the creative PS'ing other farkers share. I'm pretty inept at art, but I do like to see it.

/ Don't live in your area, but I would have been your designated driver if I did and had asked.
// Sorry about the cell time. But life lessons are about life.

Mini Ditka: Grables'Daughter: I'm so glad none of you guys photoshopped my mugshot.

"Quick, someone pay attention to me!!"

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Did someone ever say that AW 'ing was never an option?

Also, you didn't declare yourself for or against.

Which is it? Apparently it means something to you as you did bring it up.