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(The Smoking Gun)   What do blood, bad tattoos, magic marker, transvestites and hots chicks, have in common? Mugshot Gold. This week's mugshot round-up   ( divider line
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2012-03-03 10:56:21 PM
2012-03-03 10:57:12 PM
2012-03-04 01:08:53 AM  
#2, #7 with a side of #7 please. Super size it.
2012-03-04 01:42:26 AM  

2012-03-04 01:45:14 AM  
#11, arrested for possession of paraphernalia?

sigh, are we still doing this crap? seriously??
2012-03-04 01:46:23 AM
2012-03-04 01:57:15 AM
2012-03-04 01:57:39 AM  
I kind of want to party with sunglasses-rabbit-tattoo-guy. He's seen things.
2012-03-04 02:04:23 AM
2012-03-04 02:42:42 AM

Feet do your stuff

Apologies to the Mantan Moreland
2012-03-04 02:50:03 AM  
O. Tom.xkisnfnx. xinjmtnijn.ndxjjn.nnxnn.
2012-03-04 04:11:04 AM

It looks like the Commander has had a tough life since he lost Lefty.
2012-03-04 07:51:23 AM  
I guessing #2 got pissed when she found out Gramps wasn't going to pay for the BJ.
2012-03-04 07:53:53 AM

"Grandson, I am disappointed. And lay off on the 'roids".
2012-03-04 07:59:24 AM  
Shoot, subby, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff
2012-03-04 08:05:00 AM  
#7 - Wonder what she's on probation for. Probably not for being criminally cute. I fear that there's plenty of crazy behind those innocent looks.

Would hit hard anyway.
2012-03-04 08:08:04 AM

Madea Goes to Jail
2012-03-04 08:11:20 AM  
Arrested for battery on a person 65 years of age or older."

"And it was worth every cent!"

2012-03-04 08:11:21 AM
2012-03-04 08:12:26 AM  

Who watches the Watchmen's sidekicks?

2012-03-04 08:14:46 AM
2012-03-04 08:15:19 AM  

Do a lot of people throw paper airplanes at his neck tattoo?

2012-03-04 08:18:04 AM  
Woot woot get to dust on this amazing piece of work some farker did the first time around:
2012-03-04 08:19:42 AM  

Mini Ditka: [ image 640x361]

as per usual, strong work Mini
2012-03-04 08:21:05 AM  
Does the tattoo artist ever pause when the client says something like "I want a black superhero mask across my eyes, with a jumping puppy on my right cheek", and say..."Uh, are you sure, man?"
2012-03-04 08:22:49 AM  

no icon tact: [ image 240x300][ image 441x300]

*Shakes tiny fist*
2012-03-04 08:25:03 AM
2012-03-04 08:27:52 AM  

Mini Ditka: no icon tact: [ image 240x300][ image 441x300]

*Shakes tiny fist*

:) I had photoshop up, but it was on remote machine and was getting too much latency. Said fark it, copped out by doing a side by side. I was fretting about moving his pupils so it was focused on Dangerfield's boat instead of deputy photog.
But there's no time for that, one has to be QUICK, Mini Ditka is the speed demon mugshot roundup 'shopper, all hail!
2012-03-04 08:35:14 AM  
I'll post the DeSlidified version this week (new window)
2012-03-04 08:38:53 AM  

slackist: I'll post the DeSlidified version this week (new window)

All thanks to the inventors of Deslidify. They are gods among men.
2012-03-04 08:49:08 AM

I'd let her possess my drug paraphernalia, if you know what I mean.
2012-03-04 08:49:26 AM
2012-03-04 08:51:57 AM  
#2 Damn! A couple of more years and she could have battered me!

And why am I attracted to #10? Why???
2012-03-04 08:53:08 AM
2012-03-04 08:53:30 AM  
Some strange charges this week: TWO possession of drug paraphernalia and a "harassing communications", which of course read that she was berating a cell phone tower or some such. I get it now though. I think.
2012-03-04 08:54:54 AM
2012-03-04 09:00:10 AM  

namatad: #11, arrested for possession of paraphernalia?

sigh, are we still doing this crap? seriously??

That is a pretty stupid farking thing to arrest someone for.
2012-03-04 09:01:37 AM
2012-03-04 09:02:11 AM
2012-03-04 09:02:19 AM
2012-03-04 09:02:22 AM  
I'd clean that blone up with a garden hose.
/she's been to county before, right?
So she looked like a real nice young girl and not the banged out tramp.
Then, I'd use her 'till she looked like a banged out tramp again.
//rinse, repeat
///wipe hands on pants.
2012-03-04 09:03:54 AM
2012-03-04 09:04:05 AM
2012-03-04 09:06:41 AM
2012-03-04 09:14:05 AM  

Mugato: #2, #7 with a side of #7 please. Super size it.

What is scary is that I might have offered them a bed for the night based solely on their looks.

Lesson learned? Don't judge based on looks. Even the nice looking ones have a past.
2012-03-04 09:19:54 AM  
Mr. Bowtie has a crush on the girl who works at the pizza joint.
2012-03-04 09:20:54 AM

2012-03-04 09:25:49 AM
2012-03-04 09:26:36 AM  
2, 7 & 11 please. 5, eh, maybe why not? They're all crazies anyway...
2012-03-04 09:45:39 AM

Arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia.

Really? What was your first clue.
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