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(New York Daily News)   Infant dies of herpes after circumcision. You'll never believe how he caught it. No, really   (nydailynews.com) divider line 852
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2012-03-03 08:08:48 PM
I want to vomit.
 
2012-03-03 08:12:26 PM
The fark?!
 
2012-03-03 08:15:48 PM
Betting that this thread goes redder than an infected glans.

3...2...1...
 
2012-03-03 08:19:26 PM
The most unkindest cut of all.
 
2012-03-03 08:20:24 PM
That sucks
 
2012-03-03 08:23:33 PM
funnyads.biz

An easily preventable tragedy.
 
2012-03-03 08:26:42 PM
eu3.memecdn.com

/Obligatory
 
2012-03-03 08:27:19 PM
o_O
 
2012-03-03 08:33:49 PM
"In newborn babies (within the first month of life), HSV infection, known as neonatal herpes, can potentially be life threatening, and symptoms almost always accompany infection. The virus is able to enter the brain and spinal fluid and can cause seizures and even death."
 
2012-03-03 08:35:27 PM

Amos Quito: "In newborn babies (within the first month of life), HSV infection, known as neonatal herpes, can potentially be life threatening, and symptoms almost always accompany infection. The virus is able to enter the brain and spinal fluid and can cause seizures and even death."


Now with a link (new window)
 
2012-03-03 08:36:12 PM
That Rabbi needs to be shot.
 
2012-03-03 08:55:58 PM
Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth - a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried "inherent risks" for babies.

:O
 
2012-03-03 09:12:34 PM
All I can say it it amazes me the jews were the ones to come up with this and not the catholics.
 
2012-03-03 09:18:28 PM
Well that's not kosher.
 
2012-03-03 09:31:04 PM
In other news, if you want to suck on infant's dicks, you just have to be a rabbi and circumcise them.
 
2012-03-03 09:39:02 PM

You Cant Explain That: All I can say it it amazes me the jews were the ones to come up with this and not the catholics.



Judyism is older that Catholycism, and circumcision is older still.


/Jews get infant Herp-a-derp
//Catholics get hang nails
 
2012-03-03 10:02:20 PM
That mohel was doing it wrong: The stated purpose of metziza tradition is to protect the child's health.
Mohels still perform the suction to keep to the Talmudic tradition, but not with direct oral contact rather via a sterile tube that has one way suction.

As for those who object to circumcision as a barbaric custom, Tziporah agrees.
It's our religion and our covenant.
 
2012-03-03 10:24:03 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: That mohel was doing it wrong: The stated purpose of metziza tradition is to protect the child's health.
Mohels still perform the suction to keep to the Talmudic tradition, but not with direct oral contact rather via a sterile tube that has one way suction.

As for those who object to circumcision as a barbaric custom, Tziporah agrees.
It's our religion and our covenant.



My position? If y'all want to hack away at your sons' img.fark.com for the sake of your silly religious superstitions, go for it.

Godspeed, good luck, and all that.

But PLEASE, don't try to justify your cruel barbaric bloodletting rites by insisting that it's healthier, more hygienic,or whatever, and don't try to get the gullible goyim to follow your example.


/Castration is the new circumcision
//Trendy
 
2012-03-03 10:36:55 PM
Religion.
 
2012-03-03 11:08:04 PM

GAT_00: In other news, if you want to suck on infant's dicks, you just have to be a rabbi and circumcise them.


I wonder if he sucks it, or just gently laps it up. Because I don't want to know either way.
 
2012-03-04 12:16:27 AM
There are no words. Just vomit.
 
2012-03-04 12:37:54 AM
wait...don't tell me subby, I know this answer..it's on the tip of my tongue.
 
2012-03-04 12:45:12 AM

You Cant Explain That: All I can say it it amazes me the jews were the ones to come up with this and not the catholics.


lol

do you know what would solve these problems? banning religion

/sigh - delusion is such a wonderful thing
 
2012-03-04 12:48:56 AM
So much for the "it's more hygienic" thing.
 
2012-03-04 12:50:18 AM
Why can't we have laws against rabbis using their mouths on a newborn's freshly circumcised penis?

Oh yeah, it'll open another can of worms like making Catholic hospitals provide contraception coverage in their employee insurance policies.

/I'm really tired of religious organizations dictating health care for women and children.
//Wish they'd move up to the 21st Century instead of sticking with the ancient traditions on procreation, women's rights, infectious diseases.
 
2012-03-04 12:52:14 AM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 12:56:42 AM
newborns.stanford.edu
Sterilize it, damn it!

/not what the Mohels use...
 
2012-03-04 12:57:35 AM
........wat...........da................f*****ck.........
 
2012-03-04 12:59:45 AM
Dammit, Subby...you were right.

/That's wrong on more levels than I want to contemplate.
 
2012-03-04 01:03:16 AM

AirForceVet: Oh yeah, it'll open another can of worms


a.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-04 01:20:14 AM
Call me an idealist, but people really shouldn't be sucking on an infant's junk for any reason.
 
2012-03-04 01:38:40 AM

TsarTom: Call me an idealist, but people really shouldn't be sucking on an infant's junk for any reason.


BUT RELIGION!!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can I found religion where all drugs are legal, prostitution, and gambling is required.
 
2012-03-04 01:41:25 AM
Religion is a mental illness. Circumcision is mutilation. Put 'em both together, and this is what happens.
 
2012-03-04 01:58:27 AM
God is really obsessed with wangs.
 
2012-03-04 01:58:28 AM
Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth - a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried "inherent risks" for babies.

Religion is awesome!!

Hard to believe people stopped sacrificing animals but still put up with this shiat.
 
2012-03-04 02:01:58 AM
In 2004, three infants circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer were determined to have contracted herpes, city officials said.

If a Rabbi's going to go sucking off infants, shouldn't he AT LEAST be tested for STDs?
 
2012-03-04 02:23:11 AM
Nope nope nope.

/Nope.
 
2012-03-04 03:04:34 AM

Lionel Mandrake: In 2004, three infants circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer were determined to have contracted herpes, city officials said.

If a Rabbi's going to go sucking off infants, shouldn't he AT LEAST be tested for STDs?


If only he believed in Jesus, everything would have been fine.
 
2012-03-04 03:39:51 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Lionel Mandrake: In 2004, three infants circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer were determined to have contracted herpes, city officials said.

If a Rabbi's going to go sucking off infants, shouldn't he AT LEAST be tested for STDs?

If only he believed in Jesus, everything would have been fine.


I don't think Christians suck infant cock, but then again, I'm not a Christian.
 
2012-03-04 03:59:28 AM
In other news, Jerry Sandusky has converted to Judaism.
 
2012-03-04 04:02:45 AM
Does the Rabbi spit or swallow?
 
2012-03-04 04:13:24 AM
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!
 
2012-03-04 04:54:52 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I don't think Christians suck infant cock, but then again, I'm not a Christian.


Its only the Catholics who do it. And depending on the denomination of the Christian you ask, Catholics may or may not be considered Christian.
 
2012-03-04 06:28:33 AM
Atheism is a Religion.
 
2012-03-04 06:32:10 AM

coco ebert: Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth - a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried "inherent risks" for babies.

:O


which holy book says that it's fine to lick the blood off of someone else body?
 
2012-03-04 06:33:19 AM
Guy used same instrument to circumcise a guy with herpes beforehand?

*reads article*

Ooookay. Baby cocksucking herpes. Kosher...?
 
2012-03-04 06:34:28 AM

ShawnDoc: Lionel Mandrake: I don't think Christians suck infant cock, but then again, I'm not a Christian.

Its only the Catholics who do it. And depending on the denomination of the Christian you ask, Catholics may or may not be considered Christian.


Why wouldn't Catholics be Christians? Aren't they the original ones and all the rest are splinter groups off of them.
 
2012-03-04 06:34:57 AM

letrole: Atheism is a Religion.


*facepalm*

Quit trying to change the topic with your nonsense, troll.
 
HBK
2012-03-04 06:35:25 AM
I always told my friends in college- never get head from a girl with a cold sore.

/never thought I'd have to worry about rabbis.
 
2012-03-04 06:36:05 AM
What the... I... who the fark... no. No. No farking words I've got available to adequately explain my curious mixture of bafflement and scorn. Let me know when they build the first colony ship. I want off this damned rock.
 
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