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2012-03-03 09:06:02 PM

texanb4: First things first.

Commence eye bleach.


[i158.photobucket.com image 525x700]


.

You sick pedo.
 
2012-03-03 09:10:33 PM

Therion: pre-contest preparation, or German sex video?

[img713.imageshack.us image 640x502]


what is this, shoe polish?
 
2012-03-03 09:13:46 PM
Why you were right, subby. I was stunned!
 
2012-03-03 09:14:18 PM
Even i would not hit those!
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-03-03 09:22:51 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. I'm on a horse.
 
2012-03-03 09:26:18 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure:
It's not a gender thing. The whole world doesn't need to be assessed through a feminist lens.



first:

a.espncdn.com

and (this is a woman)

english.people.com.cn

Which one are you DTF, hmm?


Now:

Show me the "ew, male bodybuilder" thread with 300 posts of vile, hateful slut shaming against female athletes who look the way they do precisely becuase they want to, and for no other reason.

I'll wait.
 
2012-03-03 09:29:19 PM
Man man man man manly man man man
 
2012-03-03 09:31:09 PM

stonelotus: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 449x536]

Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. I'm on a horse.


FTFY
 
2012-03-03 09:31:26 PM
i706.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-03 09:32:07 PM

willfullyobscure: bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure:
It's not a gender thing. The whole world doesn't need to be assessed through a feminist lens.



first:

[a.espncdn.com image 576x324]

and (this is a woman)

[english.people.com.cn image 450x534]

Which one are you DTF, hmm?


Now:

Show me the "ew, male bodybuilder" thread with 300 posts of vile, hateful slut shaming against female athletes who look the way they do precisely becuase they want to, and for no other reason.

I'll wait.


26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-03 09:38:11 PM

Azlefty: Harry_Seldon: What the heck..you Millennial's will not recall this fine woman.

Um, Ricky Rocket is a dude!


Heh, I was fifteen when Poison first released "Look What The Cat Dragged In". I saw the album cover in Circus Magazine and thought to myself...WOW those are four reaaalllly hot chicks!

I bought the album, listened to it while reading the liner notes and became immediately confused.
 
HBK
2012-03-03 09:38:17 PM

Abox: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 449x536]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 376x490]


That's really good. I had something similar:
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-03 09:38:52 PM
Subby!

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
HBK
2012-03-03 09:50:06 PM

willfullyobscure: t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.


Perhaps you didn't understand what strawman you made. We all said these women are ugly. You said that means that we're saying that they shouldn't be able to compete in their grotesque "sport" and made the comparison to ugly basketball players. That's not what was being said at all.

willfullyobscure: Show me the "ew, male bodybuilder" thread with 300 posts of vile, hateful slut shaming against female athletes who look the way they do precisely becuase they want to, and for no other reason.

I'll wait.



First of all,

i.qkme.me

Second- here's an example. Take a look at this guy:

cdn.faniq.com

Sure, he's probably a good arm wrestler (and in his case, I think has some genetic mutation), but we still mocked him. And arm wrestling's actually a sport! There's no gender bias here. These people are freaks by choice (although maybe not so much this guy because he may have a genetic mutation) and we are free to mock them for that choice.
 
2012-03-03 09:50:53 PM

Winning: THis one is the only one that isn't hideous to look at.
Still don't want her anywhere near my junk though.


Yep. Not like any of us would could kick any of them out of bed though.
 
2012-03-03 09:53:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com v wmmaworldrankings.mysportsgeeks.com

Fightin each other tonight..
 
2012-03-03 09:53:58 PM
WHY?
 
2012-03-03 09:59:47 PM
What is happening? Thread count has dropped and everytime I click to go to the next page, the same posts I just read are there.

And please tell me why people consider bodybuilding a sport? It has nothing to do with ability and more about the amount of steroids you jam in your bum.
 
2012-03-03 10:03:22 PM
img.photobucket.com

I would be her slave.
 
2012-03-03 10:09:04 PM
I have only two words for this....
RE PULSIVE!
 
2012-03-03 10:09:08 PM

willfullyobscure:

I'll wait.


Neither, I don't see your point.

You want me to cite every instance on fark where moob sporting men are mocked? I don't have that kind of time.

In innumerable threads the guys on the Jersey Shore and those like them are mocked relentlessly for there appearance and habits that lead to it.

/Or tattooed people of both genders?
//Or religious people of both genders?
///Or people of obsessive political ideology of both genders and alignments?

And that's just this evening.

It's not because they're women that their attractiveness and farkability (for lack of a better word) are being scrutinized. That happens to both genders.

Would you rather sleep with her:

www.bodyconfidential.co.uk

Or:

coachjoeenglish.files.wordpress.com

Now show me a thread where this man is celebratedbecause he looks how he wants to, for no other reason [sic].
mortarandpistol.files.wordpress.com

/trolls, feeding them.
 
2012-03-03 10:09:24 PM

DempseySR26: [img513.imageshack.us image 640x725]


I'm so confused!
 
2012-03-03 10:10:28 PM

moonshadow210: What is happening? Thread count has dropped and everytime I click to go to the next page, the same posts I just read are there.

And please tell me why people consider bodybuilding a sport? It has nothing to do with ability and more about the amount of steroids you jam in your bum.



I suggest you try it and let us know exactly how easy it is to become a world-level female bodybuilder. After all, its just some magic pill, right? you'd hardly have to spend any time in the gym, you can take steroids, because that is the natural result!

I'm being sarcastic. You can't get to that level without it being more than a full time job. In fact, it's a total lifestyle commitment, and you, personally, could not hack it. You're not as able as these women are. You don't have the guts, or the brains, or the willpower.
 
2012-03-03 10:11:51 PM
gonewiththetwins.com

"I'm gonna tear you apart..."
 
2012-03-03 10:15:06 PM

willfullyobscure: moonshadow210: What is happening? Thread count has dropped and everytime I click to go to the next page, the same posts I just read are there.

And please tell me why people consider bodybuilding a sport? It has nothing to do with ability and more about the amount of steroids you jam in your bum.


I suggest you try it and let us know exactly how easy it is to become a world-level female bodybuilder. After all, its just some magic pill, right? you'd hardly have to spend any time in the gym, you can take steroids, because that is the natural result!

I'm being sarcastic. You can't get to that level without it being more than a full time job. In fact, it's a total lifestyle commitment, and you, personally, could not hack it. You're not as able as these women are. You don't have the guts, or the brains, or the willpower.


28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-03 10:15:53 PM

phedex: willfullyobscure: HBK: willfullyobscure: phedex:

No, They are sick people. Look at their faces and eyes. Do they look happy? do they look healthy? They are walking cartoon characters. Theirs is not a sport, it is a science project. Only its a science project that no one except other mental cases who perform the same project make sense of.
.


I invite you to count the smiles among the first 15 images. Look at their faces and eyes. Do they look happy?

NFL Portriats (new window)
 
2012-03-03 10:17:49 PM

willfullyobscure: phedex: willfullyobscure: HBK: willfullyobscure: phedex:

No, They are sick people. Look at their faces and eyes. Do they look happy? do they look healthy? They are walking cartoon characters. Theirs is not a sport, it is a science project. Only its a science project that no one except other mental cases who perform the same project make sense of.
.

I invite you to count the smiles among the first 15 images. Look at their faces and eyes. Do they look happy?

NFL Portriats (new window)


They look well-fed and hydrated.
 
2012-03-03 10:18:01 PM

HBK: willfullyobscure: t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.

Perhaps you didn't understand what strawman you made. We all said these women are ugly. You said that means that we're saying that they shouldn't be able to compete in their grotesque "sport" and made the comparison to ugly basketball players. That's not what was being said at all.


So where's the strawman? Do you mock ugly people, as a class, in other sports, for being in sports? You do not.
 
2012-03-03 10:19:16 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure: moonshadow210:

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]



appreciate the tip.
 
2012-03-03 10:22:18 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 449x536]

It appears that time has not been kind to Paul Hogan. Crocodile Dundee was a long farking time ago.

Seriously, though, that looks like something I'd come up with on Photoshop.


Several of those portraits are like that. They don't even look real.
 
2012-03-03 10:23:06 PM

rustypouch: You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?


Fugedaboutit
 
2012-03-03 10:25:12 PM

willfullyobscure: bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure:
It's not a gender thing. The whole world doesn't need to be assessed through a feminist lens.



first:

[a.espncdn.com image 576x324]

and (this is a woman)

[english.people.com.cn image 450x534]

Which one are you DTF, hmm?


Now:

Show me the "ew, male bodybuilder" thread with 300 posts of vile, hateful slut shaming against female athletes who look the way they do precisely becuase they want to, and for no other reason.

I'll wait.


Sumo are actually considered sexy in Japan.

Then again, it is Japan...
 
2012-03-03 10:27:03 PM

willfullyobscure: They are all using steroids. They are all health fanatics


Isn't that kinda self-contradictory?
 
2012-03-03 10:29:00 PM

snowjack: Mentat: Fitness models yes. Body builders, no.

Only if you define body builders as male steroid users. All pics in TFA were pics of steroid users, or possibly women whose bodies naturally produce male hormones due to an intersex condition.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Ladies, nothing will make you look like the pics in TFA unless you take roids. Here are some pictures of girls who hit the weights hard without testosterone injections:

[cdn.simplyshredded.com image 576x864]

[www.womenfitnessmodels.com image 329x541]
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 373x500]



Thank you for that post. My eyes were bleeding; that's how fit women should look and they look great.
 
2012-03-03 10:29:46 PM
My penis hates you, Subby.

/It longs to spit in your eye.
 
2012-03-03 10:30:24 PM

willfullyobscure: HBK: willfullyobscure: t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.

Perhaps you didn't understand what strawman you made. We all said these women are ugly. You said that means that we're saying that they shouldn't be able to compete in their grotesque "sport" and made the comparison to ugly basketball players. That's not what was being said at all.


So where's the strawman? Do you mock ugly people, as a class, in other sports, for being in sports? You do not.


Male bodybuilders are fairly grotesque, too, unless you think roid gut and Jersey Spray Orange are a good look.

img.xcitefun.net

Sports is one thing because the goal is performance. Some athletes look good, and some don't, but either way it's besides the point. Bodybuilding is weird because the whole goal is appearance, but the look they're going for for either sex is gross.
 
2012-03-03 10:30:31 PM

willfullyobscure: bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure: moonshadow210:

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


appreciate the tip.


To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. ~Confucius, Analects
 
2012-03-03 10:33:13 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-03-03 10:36:04 PM
Why do they all look like they have spent a week in a dehydrator?
 
2012-03-03 10:47:33 PM

willfullyobscure: moonshadow210: What is happening? Thread count has dropped and everytime I click to go to the next page, the same posts I just read are there.

And please tell me why people consider bodybuilding a sport? It has nothing to do with ability and more about the amount of steroids you jam in your bum.


I suggest you try it and let us know exactly how easy it is to become a world-level female bodybuilder. After all, its just some magic pill, right? you'd hardly have to spend any time in the gym, you can take steroids, because that is the natural result!

I'm being sarcastic. You can't get to that level without it being more than a full time job. In fact, it's a total lifestyle commitment, and you, personally, could not hack it. You're not as able as these women are. You don't have the guts, or the brains, or the willpower.


While I'm unsure of how much "brains" it takes to take steroids and spend every waking moment at the gym, I can assure you that use the traits you mentioned above toward things that will actually improve my health, well-being, and life overall: ie. my education, working with special needs children and mentoring at risk youth, exercising for my health, etc. It is sad that these women are putting themselves at risk for long term health problems. But what a great sport it is! Who cares if they take steroids and have an unhealthy obsession with being as bulky as possible. Yay for trolling!!
 
2012-03-03 10:48:03 PM

Lorelle: I'm surprised that you guys aren't turned out by these women. Imagine what they can do with the muscles in their nether regions...


Like ripping your penis off?
 
2012-03-03 10:48:05 PM

willfullyobscure: You're not as able as these women are. You don't have the guts, or the brains, or the willpower.


Half of them are men.
 
2012-03-03 10:50:30 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure: bacchanalias and consequences: willfullyobscure: moonshadow210:

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


appreciate the tip.

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. ~Confucius, Analects


If you met a single one of these women in real life, or in, say, a gym, you would be nothing short of jaw-on-the-floor in awe of what they can do. I have. I am polite, and I am humble, becuase i am dirt compared to them, in that arena.

Whatever they look like, they are accomplished to a level that deserves respect if only for the dedication and discipline it takes to get there. There's not a single poster in this thread that can claim to be in the same class in regards to effort, outcome or single-minded dedication, no matter who superficially meaningless the results might look.

So no matter what has happened here tonight, the truth of the matter is, they are getting severely maligned for very unfortunate reasons, and I am doing what I can to bring some balance, or at raise some questions, about the zeitgeist. I'm at peace with what I do, and who I am.


The danger isn't going too far. It's that we don't go far enough. - Andy Harrover, Manassas City Council


RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-03-03 10:52:16 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: It isn't the muscles that turn me off, it's the steroid face combined with the competition dehydration that makes them unattractive to me. I don't even like my men that masculine, and the minimal body fat and lack of hydration to achieve peak "cut" appearance draws the skin too tight on the face. Otherwise, bring on the muscly chicks.


Same. For me, muscles don't necessarily make a woman manly, it's basically all in the extreme fat loss, dehydration, over-tanning, and such. That would make a more normally muscled girl look nasty too. If a body builder, fitness model, or figure model manages that stuff well, then bring on the snoo-snoo!
 
2012-03-03 10:57:42 PM

moonshadow210:
While I'm unsure of how much "brains" it takes to take steroids and spend every waking moment at the gym, I can assure you that use the traits you mentioned above toward things that will actually improve my health, well-being, and life overall: ie. my education, working with special needs children and mentoring at risk youth, exercising for my health, etc. It is sad that these women are putting themselves at risk for long term health problems. But what a great sport it is! Who cares if they take steroids and have an unhealthy obsession with being as bulky as possible. Yay for trolling!!


It's not a sport, stop calling it that.
 
2012-03-03 10:58:06 PM
lol at you pansy FARK haters...

you gags aren't man enough to handle these fine women..,
 
2012-03-03 11:02:01 PM

willfullyobscure: You're not as able as these women are. You don't have the guts, or the brains, or the willpower.


Or the balls.
 
2012-03-03 11:05:10 PM

mc_madness: lol at you pansy FARK haters...

you gags aren't man enough to handle these fine women..,


You're probably right; I'm sure their testosterone levels exceed my own. I wonder how many of them have to shave?
 
2012-03-03 11:07:54 PM
Holy crap, #5 looks like Booker T with tits.
 
HBK
2012-03-03 11:09:48 PM

mc_madness: lol at you pansy FARK haters...

you gags aren't man enough to handle these fine women..,


It's that men are generally attracted to women who are fertile. Not women who look like men and abuse steroids.
 
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