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2012-03-03 07:24:22 PM  

DempseySR26: [img208.imageshack.us image 500x667]


No thanks. Reasonably pretty face and not even close to as horrifying as the "chicks" in the link but that is a dude's bod.
 
2012-03-03 07:25:35 PM  

Lorelle: I'm surprised that you guys aren't turned out by these women. Imagine what they can do with the muscles in their nether regions...




Ever go down to the canal and check out the locks when boats go through? Ever notice how big those gates are that separate each level?

Yeah, ya don't see many people sticking their fingers between the gates when they're closing. Or their arms or legs or a treetrunk either.
 
2012-03-03 07:25:57 PM  

Torqueknot: The hell? Did that dude shiat himself?


Supposedly it's not all that uncommon in marathons. Puking too.

It's not an easy sport.
 
2012-03-03 07:26:39 PM  
There is just too much wrong here.
 
2012-03-03 07:28:30 PM  
Dad?
 
2012-03-03 07:29:00 PM  

Repo Man: Lorelle: I'm surprised that you guys aren't turned out by these women. Imagine what they can do with the muscles in their nether regions...(snip)


I can. And having a rather important appendage ripped out by the roots is the first thing to come to mind.
 
2012-03-03 07:29:57 PM  
i431.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-03 07:29:58 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com


Yes I am Sarah Connor!! Who the Fark wants to know!!!
 
2012-03-03 07:30:57 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com


26.media.tumblr.com

Eddie looks better.
 
2012-03-03 07:32:09 PM  

deadcrickets: So the real question...

How many of you would do one of these ladies after being locked up in prison for a year?




Methinks none of those ladies would give us much of a choice.
 
2012-03-03 07:32:18 PM  

DempseySR26: [img208.imageshack.us image 500x667]


Still looks like a dude with tits.
 
2012-03-03 07:33:00 PM  

here to help: Torqueknot: The hell? Did that dude shiat himself?

Supposedly it's not all that uncommon in marathons. Puking too.

It's not an easy sport.


I don't know if there is video or pictures of it anywhere, but in 1996 Uta Pippig both shat herself and had her period during the race. She won too.
 
2012-03-03 07:37:50 PM  

Pollexter: PawisBetlog: Submitter I will cut you.

Twist the blade a few times for me when you do.

/more dry heaving


Stick the blade tang into a power drill, never mind twisting the knife by hand.
 
2012-03-03 07:38:32 PM  

Lorelle: More pics of #8:

[www.ftppv.com image 216x288]
[www.ftppv.com image 216x288]
[www.picanese.com image 462x725]

She could crack nuts with that behind. Why men don't find this intriguing, I'll never know.


Intriguing, no. Painful, yes.
 
2012-03-03 07:38:59 PM  
spiffy?
Ah, no.

Stunning.
You meant retch inducing, right?

That is grotesque.
 
2012-03-03 07:39:33 PM  
zennie62blog.com
 
2012-03-03 07:40:26 PM  
My god just kill me now
 
2012-03-03 07:40:55 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-03 07:42:03 PM  

texanb4: First things first.

Commence eye bleach.

[i158.photobucket.com image 579x870]

[i158.photobucket.com image 640x428]
[i158.photobucket.com image 525x700]



May the gods of the Celts smile upon you for the redhead pics.
 
2012-03-03 07:42:20 PM  
Not with my Penis thank you very much.
 
2012-03-03 07:43:14 PM  

Harry_Seldon: What the heck..you Millennial's will not recall this fine woman.


Um, Ricky Rocket is a dude!
 
2012-03-03 07:43:20 PM  

Abox: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 449x536]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 376x490]


blue steel?
 
2012-03-03 07:45:05 PM  

dsmith42: [i.imgur.com image 590x375]

[i.imgur.com image 449x536]

Nobody else see it?


Well I do NOW.
 
2012-03-03 07:45:45 PM  
Tanning booth abuse is so sad.
 
2012-03-03 07:48:45 PM  

Nogale: I think that whole thing was a prank, with photos of women's faces shopped on to men's bodies. But if not... is it even possible for a woman to achieve a body like that without steroids?


No, it's not. All of those women are VERY heavily roided or on HGH, etc.

That's where body building is these days, and has been for decades. You think that men get as massive as the top body builders naturally? They haven't since before Arnold.

That said, the extreme dehydrating and tanning is another matter, and that as much as anything creates the 'ick' factor, looks-wise
 
2012-03-03 07:50:45 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com


t1.gstatic.com

Separated at birth?
 
2012-03-03 07:51:25 PM  

St_Francis_P: cxwe090: I suppose i should "out" myself. I find these women sexy. The very thought of any one of these strong mannish women dominating me..well...kinda turns me on.

/packing my bags and going to the domestic abuse shelter because she kicked my ass in a fit of roid rage again,

Extremely masculinized women need lovin' too.

/Better you than me.


I dunno, I thought they looked kinda interesti---

Oh. I guess that's the point, isn't it? [grin]

All in all, I think I prefer natural hard woods.
 
2012-03-03 07:54:46 PM  

madgonad: If a woman carries a little extra weight as she ages her face will still look nice, but she will have a flabby ass and pooched stomach. If she tightly controls her weight her body will still look good, but her face will look gaunt and edgy. So essentially, women need to ask themselves which they want to maintain while they age - the bikini-figure or the attractive face.


Quote attributed to Meryl Streep: "sooner or later, you have to choose between your ass and your face".

/concept does not require a paragraph to explain
 
2012-03-03 07:54:58 PM  
Many of those look Photoshopped. None are particularly attractive, with the exception of maybe 13, 18, 1. Waaay too much tanning and roids.
 
2012-03-03 07:59:57 PM  

Lorelle: I'm surprised that you guys aren't turned out by these women. Imagine what they can do with the muscles in their nether regions...


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-03 08:02:18 PM  

Yaxe: Steriods. Ladies if you work out, you will never, ever get buff like these ladies. Women simply do not have enough testosterone in their bodies for that kind of muscle growth.

All these chicks are going to have serious heart issues when they're in their 50s and 60s. Steriods are hell on your heart and liver.


Yeah, but look, if these particular women are feeling this much better about themselves on the artificial male hormones, I've got to figure they have some complicated gender issues going on that may not be as simple as a binary choice or necessarily interact in the more obvious ways with their sexuality.

It takes all kinds. They're odd ducks. Too bad about the 'roids.
 
2012-03-03 08:09:27 PM  
You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
 
Skr
2012-03-03 08:10:23 PM  
penis wept.
 
2012-03-03 08:11:28 PM  

HBK: willfullyobscure:
Would anyone look at Shaq or Lamar Odom and say, "What the hell do those ugly farkers think they are doing??? They can't play basketball with busted faces like that?? Nobody that ugly can play basketball!!" or maybe, "Why is that woman competing in the Olympics?? Clearly she is too ugly for downhill slalom!!" That is the exact comparison everyone in this thre ...
Nobody in this thread (that I've read) has said they are too ugly to be in body building competitions. That's a ridiculous strawman argument you made up. What everyone here is saying is that these women are uglier than sin. If the cost to compete in female bodybuilding is to turn yourself into a grotesque freak, the world is free to judge you for your choices. As far as the fitness models, everyone here is saying that they are a far more attractive group compared to the bodybuilders. If the body builders want to look ugly, that's their prerogative, but we as the internet can comment on their ugliness and laugh at what we consider to be their poor decisions. What they are doing is unnatural and makes them look like men.

Their choice to waste their looks, money, and time is their own choice. But we are free to mock and judge them for it.

I
t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.

Male bodybuilders come in for their fair share of ridicule and "eww, not with your vagina" ribbing, but it never as vitriolic or as loud. EVER. Nor does it happen with sumo wrestlers or marathoners or powerlifters that undergo the same extremes of body metamorphosis and suffer terribly in later life for what they've accomplished. Champion runners are crippled by nerve damage and heart trouble and arthritis, for example, but nobody says, "eeww, that scrawny Kenyan, he's so jacked up and fugly, he's gonna die young, ha, ha, ha."

What's going on in this thread is sexist as all hell and you know it. Point and laugh and mock at someone who has dedicated their life to removing the fetters of nature and going beyond the possible; it only makes you a small-minded, ignorant and foolish little person
 
2012-03-03 08:13:58 PM  

dsmith42: I don't know if there is video or pictures of it anywhere, but in 1996 Uta Pippig both shat herself and had her period during the race. She won too.


*fapfapfap*
 
2012-03-03 08:18:13 PM  

willfullyobscure: My bad. I was after a pic of the runner who shat herself during a Boston marathon a few years back:



You can see the confusion wasn't hard- i think my point about grotesqueery in the pursuit of sport(and mannish female athletes) has been made


And all I'm saying is there are some female athletes who definitely aren't mannish. There aren't many who are soft, just like there aren't many male athletes who are soft, but they aren't all freaks.
 
2012-03-03 08:20:00 PM  

willfullyobscure: I
t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.

Male bodybuilders come in for their fair share of ridicule and "eww, not with your vagina" ribbing, but it never as vitriolic or as loud. EVER. Nor does it happen with sumo wrestlers or marathoners or powerlifters that undergo the same extremes of body metamorphosis and suffer terribly in later life for what they've accomplished. Champion runners are crippled by nerve damage and heart trouble and arthritis, for example, but nobody says, "eeww, that scrawny Kenyan, he's so jacked up and fugly, he's gonna die young, ha, ha, ha."

What's going on in this thread is sexist as all hell and you know it. Point and laugh and mock at someone who has dedicated their life to removing the fetters of nature and going beyond the possible; it only makes you a small-minded, ignorant and foolish little person


They still aren't going to sleep with you.

Look, if you're a troll, then masterful job. Really, I applaud you. If you're not, then let me just say that I view these women the same way I view competitive eaters. They have every right to do what they want to their bodies, but that doesn't make it any less disgusting.
 
2012-03-03 08:20:01 PM  

willfullyobscure: What's going on in this thread is sexist as all hell and you know it. Point and laugh and mock at someone who has dedicated their life to removing the fetters of nature and going beyond the possible; it only makes you a small-minded, ignorant and foolish little person


No, its not. Men that are into that level of nature-changing, grotesque display of musculature are equally repulsive. Its simply farkin gross. How many women want to get boned by some giant freak of nature, all muscle and tendon and stretched out skin, that's covered in shoe-polish? Its just nasty.

And you know it.


/will now stop feeding the troll
 
2012-03-03 08:25:55 PM  

willfullyobscure: HBK: willfullyobscure:
Would anyone look at Shaq or Lamar Odom and say, "What the hell do those ugly farkers think they are doing??? They can't play basketball with busted faces like that?? Nobody that ugly can play basketball!!" or maybe, "Why is that woman competing in the Olympics?? Clearly she is too ugly for downhill slalom!!" That is the exact comparison everyone in this thre ...
Nobody in this thread (that I've read) has said they are too ugly to be in body building competitions. That's a ridiculous strawman argument you made up. What everyone here is saying is that these women are uglier than sin. If the cost to compete in female bodybuilding is to turn yourself into a grotesque freak, the world is free to judge you for your choices. As far as the fitness models, everyone here is saying that they are a far more attractive group compared to the bodybuilders. If the body builders want to look ugly, that's their prerogative, but we as the internet can comment on their ugliness and laugh at what we consider to be their poor decisions. What they are doing is unnatural and makes them look like men.

Their choice to waste their looks, money, and time is their own choice. But we are free to mock and judge them for it.
I
t's not a strawman. You're mocking their looks and sexual attractiveness, which have nothing to do with their sport. Neither their faces or their ability to do hoochie dances are part of the art of bodybuilding, just as they aren't in basketball.

Male bodybuilders come in for their fair share of ridicule and "eww, not with your vagina" ribbing, but it never as vitriolic or as loud. EVER. Nor does it happen with sumo wrestlers or marathoners or powerlifters that undergo the same extremes of body metamorphosis and suffer terribly in later life for what they've accomplished. Champion runners are crippled by nerve damage and heart trouble and arthritis, for example, but nobody says, "eeww, that scrawny Kenyan, he's so jacked up and fugly, he's gonna die ...


No, They are sick people. Look at their faces and eyes. Do they look happy? do they look healthy? They are walking cartoon characters. Theirs is not a sport, it is a science project. Only its a science project that no one except other mental cases who perform the same project make sense of.
 
2012-03-03 08:32:24 PM  
It's not money they're after. It's not your approval. They want a of layer muscle to protect themselves from the cruel, cruel world. That's the main impetus of bodybuilding. So just move along. Everyone will be less sad that way.
 
2012-03-03 08:32:40 PM  

willfullyobscure: They are all using steroids. They are all health fanatics


I'm only barely able to reconcile these statements. You can probably use steroids safely, but these women are not doing it. They are abusing steroids. Also, swallowing diuretics until you look like an anatomy illustration is not in any way healthy, nor is that level of body fat. They may be fanatics about controlling their bodies, but that is very different from "health"
 
2012-03-03 08:34:30 PM  

Dear Jerk: It's not money they're after. It's not your approval. They want a of layer muscle to protect themselves from the cruel, cruel world. That's the main impetus of bodybuilding. So just move along. Everyone will be less sad that way.


Don't forget the clenis.
 
2012-03-03 08:44:41 PM  
Halloween thread.
 
2012-03-03 08:48:24 PM  
Nogale
is it even possible for a woman to achieve a body like that without steroids?

No, it absolutely is not. Those women are all steroid users.
 
2012-03-03 08:48:47 PM  

willfullyobscure:
You have to understand that competitive bodybuilding is a sport, with rules and goals that are not shared by those not in the sport.


Standing in front of a judge to get ranked based on your appearance doesn't make you an athlete, it makes you a model. A profession so worthless, it is commonly performed by plastic.
headwalls.files.wordpress.com

And the same is true for bodybuilding:
www.mwctoys.com

Bodybuilders, male or female, have self image issues. Athletes train to accomplish something...run a faster mile, win the football game, lift more weight. Form follows function in that case. Athletes don't care what their bodies look like, they care about what they can do with them.
 
2012-03-03 08:52:14 PM  
more my type
menversus.com
/0 chance
//still on the bucket list
 
2012-03-03 08:53:39 PM  
I'm just going to leave this right here cause it has a really hot fitness chick and is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/CardioWorldSeries

you are welcome!
 
2012-03-03 09:01:13 PM  

willfullyobscure: Tons of impractically applied poorly reasoned stuff about athletics and feminism.


They're not being mocked because they are women who've dedicated themselves to a sport and thereby become less sexually attractive ala, say, female long distance runners, shot putters, dead lifters, boxers, etc. I can categorically say I'd probably not like to have sex with the majority of women in these groups. Still I admire their fortitude and athletic prowess, as it's something I can't and wouldn't do myself (in the same way I admire ascetic monks whose beliefs I don't share). It's impressive. They aren't subjected to any of the "degrading" judgment you see here.

What bodybuilders (men and women) engage in is hormonal treatments that grow them to unnatural (and, frankly comic) proportions and mutate their sex organs and bio-chemistry. If this makes them happy, more power to them. Whatever, I'm not a judge of anything. Still their obsessive behavior and grotesque looks are going to garner mockery from larger society, just as morbidly obese MMO fans are routinely mocked here.

It's not a gender thing. The whole world doesn't need to be assessed through a feminist lens.

Also, when a person has sex with another person it's with their body along with their mind and personality. So, yeah, it's important that it be aesthetically pleasing to both parties' tastes.

Not persecution or discrimination, just how it works. If you want to be an egalitarian go out with the next old fat hairy person with thinning hair you see and if they're charming go ahead and bone 'em. I'm sure it'll just be the bee's knees.
 
2012-03-03 09:04:25 PM  
They all look a little tense
 
2012-03-03 09:05:40 PM  
OMG... Some things can't be unseen
 
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