This was of course followed by a more secret letter saying 'but we'll keep our mouths shut once the election is over. We just need to ordain Romney first.'

I'm posthumously turning Mormons into Klingons for the lulz.

I do the ceremony entirely in Klingon so you know it's legit.

Who cares, its not like any of that stuff is real.

Someone sure has their magical underwear in a bunch.

Wiccans have standards, you know. :)

FloydA: As of this moment, I am posthumously baptizing Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ivan the Terrible, Ted Bundy, and John Wayne Gacy. They're all Mormons now.

Take that, f**kers.

They've already done Hitler.

Looks like the heads of the Mormon church are a bit more PR saavy than the Pope and heads of the Catholic Church.

GAT_00: This was of course followed by a more secret letter saying 'but we'll keep our mouths shut once the election is over. We just need to ordain Romney first.'

Romney followed the rules. His father was a relative.

It's the fact that everyone else sees what a sham this sort of shiat is that's prompted the Mistake by Salt Lake to speak up.

NotARocketScientist: Looks like the heads of the Mormon church are a bit more PR saavy than the Pope and heads of the Catholic Church.

The Pope doesn't care what goes on in the U.S. Mormonism is a lot more Americentric.

PicoDelSol: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Dammit, I wanted to say that.

Weaver95: i'm totally gonna start turning dead mormons into pagans.

Why not turn them gay?! Link (new window)

Cut it out until we get our guy in office!

The My Little Pony Killer: FloydA: As of this moment, I am posthumously baptizing Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ivan the Terrible, Ted Bundy, and John Wayne Gacy. They're all Mormons now.

Take that, f**kers.

They've already done Hitler.

Wonder how Hitler and other posthumously baptized historical figures like life on Kolob.

/photoshop idea?

So much stress, worry, pain, and death because grown people want to believe in magic.

Religion is sloth.

about like this...



/couldn't find pics of mule teats

I can stop this soul-stealing crap for the Mormonites, once Romney sends me 20 million. We will have that nipped in the bud.

/Joseph Smith approved, like I care.

GAT_00: This was of course followed by a more secret letter saying 'but we'll keep our mouths shut once the election is over. We just need to ordain Romney first.'

LarryDan43: Cut it out until we get our guy in office!

Romney isn't my first choice, but on the bright side, if he's elected we'll have four years of anti-Mormon bigotry and whining to let us know his mere existence is driving the right people batshiat insane.

BumpInTheNight: Who cares, its not like any of that stuff is real.

I don't think satanism is real either but I'd still be really creeped out to learn they are going around and splashing around Ina giant couldron on top of 12 bull sculptures pretending to be my dead grandfather who was killed by the nazis. And that 12 bull couldran thing is real -- or it's the Mormons that use them.

The likely consequences. (new window)

It's not worth farking on an iPhone

BumpInTheNight: Who cares, its not like any of that stuff is real.

Came for this; satisfied.

/cigarette
//sammich
///justified on DVR

As if they could steal a soul.
But then, look at how many followers they have and keep procreating.

I met a Mormon yesterday, bought a house down the road. He introduced himself, and within fifteen minutes, I knew he had five kids and what they do, his recent medical history, that he was trying to sell his two houses in Utah, this house he bought to rent out, and that he was happy his youngest son recently broke up with a Latina girl because it's not good for whites to intermix.... "not that he was racist" of course.

The asshole insulted my parents and he hadn't a clue. I look white. My girlfriend is Mexican (at least 3 generations American). I wanted to tap him upside his head and tell him what kind of idiot he really is, but I just let him speak.

Creepy scum-bag dead-botherers.

Why are celebrities off-limits, but my relatives aren't?

Maybe this can devolve into all of their higher representatives throwing water at each other.

/Gonna arm up with some holy water guns and go on a spree of saving souls. Yeeehaaa!

jjorsett: Romney isn't my first choice, but on the bright side, if he's elected we'll have four years of anti-Mormon bigotry and whining to let us know his mere existence is driving the right people batshiat insane.

No we won't. He's a Republican, ergo, it will be anti-American to speak ill of anything related to the President.

The My Little Pony Killer: FloydA: As of this moment, I am posthumously baptizing Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ivan the Terrible, Ted Bundy, and John Wayne Gacy. They're all Mormons now.

Take that, f**kers.

They've already done Hitler.

Hmm, looks like he's getting his Aryan race after all.

nickelni: jjorsett: Romney isn't my first choice, but on the bright side, if he's elected we'll have four years of anti-Mormon bigotry and whining to let us know his mere existence is driving the right people batshiat insane.

No we won't. He's a Republican, ergo, it will be anti-American to speak ill of anything related to the President unless he's a Democrat, especially a black Democrat.

FTFY

Dan Savage's solution: AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay
Link

A potential Mormon president is what teaching tolerance in grade school accomplished. Thanks a lot progressives.