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2012-03-03 11:04:05 AM
FTFA: After trying unsuccessfully to persuade school officials to force her roommate to move out or to give her an acceptable private room

Sounds like prissy was just trying to get a private dorm room.
 
2012-03-03 11:12:53 AM
www.nypost.com
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.
 
2012-03-03 11:26:58 AM
Sandy vagina detected.
 
2012-03-03 11:39:33 AM

RexTalionis: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.


dtdstudios.com
 
2012-03-03 11:40:30 AM
All she really wanted was to be included.

Giggity.
 
2012-03-03 12:12:56 PM
That does actually sound annoying but depressed and suicidal? At least she's not a drama queen about it.
 
2012-03-03 12:18:07 PM

Mugato: That does actually sound annoying but depressed and suicidal? At least she's not a drama queen about it.


You'd be depressed too if everyone but you was getting laid.
 
2012-03-03 12:45:44 PM
In the lawsuit, Blankmeyer says the college offered her two options, one was moving to another dorm where she would live in a room that was previously used as a study lounge and was a "small cubicle-like space." The other option was to move to a dorm with a reputation as a "party dorm" to live with a girl Blankmeyer did not know.

You poor baby.
 
2012-03-03 01:20:10 PM
Law students are suing their colleges for not getting them great jobs too. So what.
 
2012-03-03 01:22:39 PM

sharkbeagle: Law students are suing their colleges for not getting them great jobs too. So what.


Wouldn't that be instantly thrown out on the basis that the college obviously did their job well?
 
2012-03-03 01:22:44 PM

RexTalionis: The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.


The girl on the right's smile does seem less forced.
 
2012-03-03 01:28:52 PM

Ed Finnerty: RexTalionis: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.

[dtdstudios.com image 300x300]


The girl on the left is hotter, the one on the right however, must be pretty chill.

I'd fark either of them sober.
 
2012-03-03 01:29:36 PM
"At no time did the student notify college staff that her concerns involved her roommate's sexual activity,"

If she really wanted results, I'd think she'd have mentioned the sex - it is a Catholic college, after all.
 
2012-03-03 01:29:54 PM
I can't believe no one on fark has fixed her red eye yet
 
2012-03-03 01:30:11 PM

BumpInTheNight: All she really wanted was to be included.

Giggity.


basemetal: Mugato: That does actually sound annoying but depressed and suicidal? At least she's not a drama queen about it.

You'd be depressed too if everyone but you was getting laid.


All she had to do was offer to join in.
 
2012-03-03 01:30:20 PM
I'm sure that the lawsuit, media attention, notoriety and the endless taunts from classmates, not to mention this Fark thread, will no doubt be the answer and cure to this woman's depression.
 
2012-03-03 01:30:38 PM
www.nypost.com
It's a thin line between sexless depression and a happy 3-some.
 
2012-03-03 01:31:18 PM
She graduated in 4 years. Most people I know who suffered severe anxiety, and depression dropped out or at least cut back their load to minimal courses. Soooooo, I smell a big stinky AW lie....
 
2012-03-03 01:31:22 PM
Reminds me of hostelling in Europe. Got kind of sick of ho-bags bringing home random drunken Czech/German/Spanish/Whatever dudes to bang in an multi-bed dorm room, so they can tell their friends about what exciting European sexual adventures they had (5 minutes of getting hastily shagged by a drunk guy on a bunk bed in a room full of unwilling witnesses).
 
2012-03-03 01:31:34 PM

RexTalionis: The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.


The guy typing this will be in his bunk.
 
2012-03-03 01:32:25 PM
I was wondering when we'd see the sequel to...

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-03 01:32:59 PM
jayhawk88 sharkbeagle: Law students are suing their colleges for not getting them great jobs too. So what.

Wouldn't that be instantly thrown out on the basis that the college obviously did their job well?


LOL! But seriously, those lawsuits are not as frivolous as sharkbeagle made them out to be. In reality, a number of law schools inflated their post-graduation employment figures. If true, this is considered fraud, and is the basis for the law student lawsuits.
 
2012-03-03 01:33:37 PM

RexTalionis: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.


The girl on the left could probably get laid if she would either let her hair go back to brunette or spent the extra effort to dye her eyebrows too.

/not sure why that bothers me so much
 
2012-03-03 01:34:57 PM

RogermcAllen: RexTalionis: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.

The girl on the left could probably get laid if she would either let her hair go back to brunette or spent the extra effort to dye her eyebrows too.

/not sure why that bothers me so much


canv.as
 
2012-03-03 01:35:11 PM
So now the other one can commit suicide and then we'll have the whole nation in a bind over whether she was to blame or not.
 
2012-03-03 01:36:42 PM
The reason she was suicidal and depressed was not because her room-mate was having sex.

Irritating? Yes. Inappropriate? Possibly. But not conceivably depression-inducing.

Unless she was in love with the room-mate, and hearing her flower ripped open every night broke her heart.
 
2012-03-03 01:37:31 PM
Bah. I submitted this with a Sandra Fluke joke.
 
2012-03-03 01:37:31 PM
In my next life I want to become an American so I can successfully sue the living daylights out of anybody at anytime over anything.
 
2012-03-03 01:38:27 PM
I'm with the student. Roommate is a thoughtless, selfish a-hole. Some people actually want to study and get some long term benefit out of college. I would also have to think that there is a reasonable expectation that if you choose to go to a religious college, that the college would enforce some behavioral guidelines in line with that religion. In fact, I have no doubt that if it was the case was that the girl having the sex was being disciplined by the college, you'd all be on here calling her a slut and saying "then don't go to a Catholic college, slut!"

/Internet forums, the realm of the permanent contrarian.
 
2012-03-03 01:39:23 PM
Meanwhile, the roommate is pissed and a little offended that the prude wouldn't take up her offers of hot coed sex.
 
2012-03-03 01:39:49 PM
hmm, wonder why this is even in the news.
 
2012-03-03 01:40:53 PM
Sounds like this woman needs to get laid.
 
2012-03-03 01:41:11 PM

Mentat: In the lawsuit, Blankmeyer says the college offered her two options, one was moving to another dorm where she would live in a room that was previously used as a study lounge and was a "small cubicle-like space." The other option was to move to a dorm with a reputation as a "party dorm" to live with a girl Blankmeyer did not know.

You poor baby.


So her lawsuit alleges that they refused to offer her alternate accommodations, when the reality is that those accommodations simply weren't good enough for her. Yeah, this is getting laughed out of court if it even makes it that far.
 
2012-03-03 01:41:29 PM

"Ahem...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!"


images.politico.com

 
2012-03-03 01:42:52 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Meanwhile, the roommate is pissed and a little offended that the prude wouldn't take up her offers of hot coed sex.


...my biggest regret.
 
2012-03-03 01:43:04 PM

Mugato: That does actually sound annoying but depressed and suicidal? At least she's not a drama queen about it.


It does sound like she's got a legitimate beef, to a degree. Taking the express route to Flakesville doesn't help her cause, though.
 
2012-03-03 01:44:01 PM

Cuchulane: I'm with the student. Roommate is a slimy, gaping a-hole.


Why would you say that?!?
 
2012-03-03 01:45:22 PM
Blankmeyer said her roommate had sex with her boyfriend while she was trying to sleep just feet away and also participated in "sexually inappropriate video chatting" while Blankmeyer was in the dorm room.

Welcome to college. If you don't like it you can move back home where mommy and daddy will continue to wipe your butt. Grow up, princess.

Here's an idea: Tell your roommate no more sex while you're in the room. Every time they have sex when you're there, bust out your phone and start recording it. Put on loud emo music. Prop your door open and turn on the lights. They'll get the message soon enough.
 
2012-03-03 01:45:35 PM

Cuchulane: I'm with the student. Roommate is a thoughtless, selfish a-hole. Some people actually want to study and get some long term benefit out of college. I would also have to think that there is a reasonable expectation that if you choose to go to a religious college, that the college would enforce some behavioral guidelines in line with that religion. In fact, I have no doubt that if it was the case was that the girl having the sex was being disciplined by the college, you'd all be on here calling her a slut and saying "then don't go to a Catholic college, slut!"

/Internet forums, the realm of the permanent contrarian.


Did you miss the part of the article where the complainer never mentioned her roommate's sexual habits?
 
2012-03-03 01:47:01 PM

Thudfark: In my next life I want to become an American so I can successfully sue the living daylights out of anybody at anytime over anything.


If you play the role of the girl on the right, I'll make you American in this life!
 
2012-03-03 01:47:29 PM

RexTalionis: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
The girl on the left is the girl suing the college. The girl on the right is the girl getting a lot of sex.


One would think she would have absolutely no problem getting a train full of sex, but I digress.

Sweety, the problem isn't her it's you. Deal with it crybaby.Or join in. Or just watch and learn. Turn sex into a phyics equation. Do your thesis on animal hubandry and the male ego and orgasms. Be creative.
 
2012-03-03 01:48:15 PM
Suicidal depression? Then why is she still alive?
 
2012-03-03 01:48:39 PM
FTFA: Lindsay Blankmeyer said in a federal lawsuit that she suffered from depression and attention deficit disorder...

It certainly sounds as if she didn't get enough attention, but she's certainly making up for it now.
 
2012-03-03 01:49:23 PM
According to the NY Post, she's from Centerport.

For those not familiar with Long Island, that means she's most likely a coddled, pretentious twit with daddy issues and a completely delusional view of the world around her. (I.E.: she's as dumb as a bag of hammers.)

That and she will probably win this lawsuit which actually makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-03-03 01:49:34 PM

Smurfme: I can't believe no one on fark has fixed her red eye yet


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-03 01:50:46 PM
If she's suicidal just hearing sex, you can bet she's a weeper when actually having sex.
 
2012-03-03 01:51:32 PM

UsikFark: Cuchulane: I'm with the student. Roommate is a slimy, gaping a-hole.

Why would you say that?!?


It seems like a pretty accurate description of her a-hole from what the prude claims.
 
2012-03-03 01:55:13 PM

DarwiOdrade: Cuchulane: I'm with the student. Roommate is a thoughtless, selfish a-hole. Some people actually want to study and get some long term benefit out of college. I would also have to think that there is a reasonable expectation that if you choose to go to a religious college, that the college would enforce some behavioral guidelines in line with that religion. In fact, I have no doubt that if it was the case was that the girl having the sex was being disciplined by the college, you'd all be on here calling her a slut and saying "then don't go to a Catholic college, slut!"

/Internet forums, the realm of the permanent contrarian.

Did you miss the part of the article where the complainer never mentioned her roommate's sexual habits?


I did, honestly. My bad.

This was initially covered around here, as Stonehill College is less than an hour from Boston, and I don't remember the college making that statement. I wonder what they were responding to, if she didn't mention the sexual behavior. If she didn't, then I would seriously doubt her story.
 
2012-03-03 01:56:50 PM

UsikFark: Cuchulane: I'm with the student. Roommate is a slimy, gaping a-hole.

Why would you say that?!?


Interesting, never had someone change a quote on me before. You work for Murdoch?
 
2012-03-03 01:57:24 PM
Come out Virginia, don't let me wait.
 
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