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(My Fox DC)   Couple set new record for combined age of 193 by marrying at 95 and 98   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 53
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2012-03-03 12:15:46 AM  
Wait until her mother finds out.
 
2012-03-03 12:16:33 AM  
So.....there's still technically hope then.
 
2012-03-03 12:17:49 AM  
Some say he's robbing the cradle, I say she's robbing the grave.

/This link is Farnsworthy.
 
2012-03-03 12:18:03 AM  
She didn't want a relationship, but he wooed her by saying he liked her dress -- and they spent the next 15 years, in their words, "living together in sin."

She sounds easy.
 
2012-03-03 12:18:33 AM  
if she asks for public health insurance to cover her birth control, would Rush Gasbag call her a slut too?
 
2012-03-03 12:19:10 AM  
Think how dusty the sex will be.
 
2012-03-03 12:19:40 AM  

miss diminutive: She didn't want a relationship, but he wooed her by saying he liked her dress -- and they spent the next 15 years, in their words, "living together in sin."

She sounds easy.


When you're already past your expected life expectancy already, are you going to waste time with the minutiae of courtship?
 
2012-03-03 12:20:41 AM  
www.articulatefreak.com

static.commentcamarche.net

Pics of the happy couple.
 
2012-03-03 12:22:31 AM  
That's not really much of a commitment.
 
2012-03-03 12:22:44 AM  

RexTalionis: Some say he's robbing the cradle, I say she's robbing the grave.

/This link is Farnsworthy.


I was thinking more along the lines of robbing the Craftmatic adjustable bed.
 
2012-03-03 12:22:50 AM  
Abe: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N -- yes! But please, don't _you_ say that word!
Abe: What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeex.
Homer: [groans]
-- "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
 
2012-03-03 12:27:35 AM  

RexTalionis: miss diminutive: She didn't want a relationship, but he wooed her by saying he liked her dress -- and they spent the next 15 years, in their words, "living together in sin."

She sounds easy.

When you're already past your expected life expectancy already, are you going to waste time with the minutiae of courtship?


When normal societal norms of society aren't normally normal, you normally know society won't normally know what's normal.

/wha?
 
2012-03-03 12:27:55 AM  
I will wait for the Santorums among us to decry this abuse of the rite of marriage, which is supposed to be about making babies.

But not while holding my breath. Good for them!
 
2012-03-03 12:28:38 AM  
It would have been awesomer if they were gay.

/nothing in here but 2 elephant skin rugs.
 
2012-03-03 12:29:02 AM  
Gummer?
 
2012-03-03 12:31:30 AM  
Like the fist of a wrinkly God.
 
2012-03-03 12:39:42 AM  

foo monkey: Think how dusty the sex will be.


More like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich in her case.
 
2012-03-03 12:39:52 AM  
Once you go old, you never unsee. (new window) NSFW in some places,
 
2012-03-03 12:43:24 AM  
"Was it good for you?"

"I forgot"
 
2012-03-03 12:44:17 AM  

Arklop: [www.articulatefreak.com image 300x300]

[static.commentcamarche.net image 270x240]

Pics of the happy couple.


Nice. Dr. Watson can suck these nutz. Telling me I can delete it.
 
2012-03-03 12:46:02 AM  

Fista-Phobia: Arklop: [www.articulatefreak.com image 300x300]

[static.commentcamarche.net image 270x240]

Pics of the happy couple.

Nice. Dr. Watson can suck these nutz. Telling me I can can't delete it.


FTFM
 
2012-03-03 12:48:55 AM  
I heard that they had to get divorced from their previous spouses first, but they wanted to wait...until the children were dead.
 
2012-03-03 12:51:03 AM  
Just a case of puppy love. I give them six months to come to their senses and finish high school.
 
2012-03-03 12:56:14 AM  

Marysue: Gummer?


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-03 01:04:50 AM  
I hope they got a prenup.
 
2012-03-03 01:05:38 AM  
Why do they HAVE to call themselves "senior citizens".

I don't call myself "citizen" everywhere i go.
 
2012-03-03 01:07:42 AM  
They had to wait until the children were dead.
 
2012-03-03 01:10:09 AM  
I guess they aren't including the combined ages of people involved in a polygamous marriage, because surely there is some man with more than 10 wives to beat the record.

i.dailymail.co.uk

This guy has 39 wives and the youngest is 35 years old, coming to a total of no less than 1400 years were they all 35 including him, but most likely significantly more than that by the appearances of many of them.
 
2012-03-03 01:12:14 AM  
How did the minister keep from laughing his ass off when he said "til death do us part"???
 
2012-03-03 01:16:05 AM  

x1v16: I guess they aren't including the combined ages of people involved in a polygamous marriage, because surely there is some man with more than 10 wives to beat the record.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x409]

This guy has 39 wives and the youngest is 35 years old, coming to a total of no less than 1400 years were they all 35 including him, but most likely significantly more than that by the appearances of many of them.


That pic reminded me of this. I'm sorry ahead of time.

www.rankapple.com
 
2012-03-03 01:25:48 AM  
Attention whores

/dnrtfa
/dnrtfthread
 
2012-03-03 01:29:27 AM  
Polygamy don't count cause, well it don't count as a real marriage between a man and wife. 1st one yes all the others ,,,,NO. We don't live in caveman times, where you can just grab up as many wives as you please.
 
GW
2012-03-03 01:38:41 AM  
Considering they got married on Feb 29th, I am picking the over/under on future anniversaries to be 1.
 
2012-03-03 01:45:00 AM  
I doubt it will last.
 
2012-03-03 01:47:06 AM  
Think of eating a hot dog that was left on the grill too long or roast beef that's been sitting on the counter for a week.

Now think about trying to eat it without teeth.
 
2012-03-03 01:51:03 AM  
Their marriage will still probably last longer than mine.

/married @ 20
//divorced @ 21
/// and it's teh gays threatening the sanctity of marriage.
 
2012-03-03 01:59:35 AM  

RexTalionis: When you're already past your expected life expectancy already, are you going to waste time with the minutiae of courtship?


When you've lived past your life expectancy there isn't much left you're physically capable of doing...

I suppose changing clothes, standing about, and muttering "I do" ranks up there with their last opportunities for any excitement.

Well, that and anytime there's a stiff breeze.
 
2012-03-03 02:17:17 AM  

AuroraLeigh: Their marriage will still probably last longer than mine.

/married @ 20
//divorced @ 21
/// and it's teh gays threatening the sanctity of marriage.


I did something similar to that.
 
2012-03-03 02:40:37 AM  
That night, came the honeymoon.


Ewwww!
 
2012-03-03 02:45:37 AM  
Rush Limbaugh says since we pay their medicare and medicaid, he wants to see the wedding night sex tape.
 
2012-03-03 02:48:39 AM  
There's always room for Farnsworth.

i0.kym-cdn.com


That's what she said.
 
2012-03-03 02:53:45 AM  
Isn't the purpose of marriage procreation? Is there any reasonable explanation for why these "people" shouldn't be put in prison? I'd really like to hear it.
 
2012-03-03 03:14:33 AM  
Because they are so dessicated they'll simply blow through the bars.
 
2012-03-03 03:54:10 AM  
As someone stuck in traffic yesterday at the corner of 95th and 98th, I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2012-03-03 03:54:20 AM  

foo monkey: Think how dusty the sex will be.


"Dearest, we need to find a bed that isn't quite so creaky."
"That isn't the bed, love, those were my bones."
 
2012-03-03 05:23:12 AM  

AuroraLeigh: Their marriage will still probably last longer than mine.

/married @ 20
//divorced @ 21



Shoulda given more hummers.

/Just kidding ;)
//Hmm... *click*
///How YOU doin?
 
2012-03-03 07:41:22 AM  
Bet this marriage doesn't last three years.
 
2012-03-03 08:41:55 AM  
If he's strong enough, he can hold her upside down and drop it in.
 
2012-03-03 08:56:53 AM  
Bigamy: one spouse too many
Monogamy: the same

-Ambrose Bierce
 
2012-03-03 09:42:10 AM  

x1v16: This guy has 39 wives and the youngest is 35 years old, coming to a total of no less than 1400 years were they all 35 including him, but most likely significantly more than that by the appearances of many of them.


And they all look so happy.
 
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