no 'mattress' tag?

/tsk, tsk. penalty of law Fark

Sleep train sounds like something you'd use for genocide...

dogdaze: First amendment rights cut in all directions. Rush is about to learn what Glenn Beck did, that he's finally crossed the line and the crap he says as a talk radio personality no longer passes as political discourse. Let the free market take him off the air. Boycott his advertisers and send them letters, tweets, etc.

Quicken Loans
Century 21 Real Estate LLC
ProFlowers
Sleep Train (Mattress Center)
eharmony
CARBONITE, Inc.
Sleep Number Bed
Oreck Upright Vacuum Cleaners
Mid-West Life Insurance Company of Tennessee
AutoZone Inc.
LegalZoom.com
Citrix Online (GoToMyPC)
American Forces Network
Mission Pharmacal Company
Life Quotes, Inc.
Lending Tree

Huh. Taken as a whole, the various products and services that list of sponsors provides makes for one hell of a criminal escapade.

Quicken Loans and Lending Tree gives you the money you need to buy a new house from Century 21 in an unfamiliar neighborhood (with spending cash left over). Use eHarmony to stalk potential victims using GoToMyPC services through a remote connection to mask your IP. Use CARBONITE to securely store digital evidence off-site.

Woo your victim with flowers purchased from Proflowers. Drugs provided by Mission Pharmacal help you "convince" your unsuspecting victim to enter into dubious legal contracts, which you can expedite thanks to LegalZoom.com (also useful for setting up a new identity for later).

After you buy life insurance on your victim from both Mid-West Life Insurance and Life Quotes, you are ready to bring things to a grim conclusion. Without going into too many details, it involves hand tools, a vacuum cleaner with a wand extension, and possibly several replacement mattresses.

I'm surprised there aren't any travel agencies or car rental places on that list...
=Smidge=

"Sleep Train" sounds like something Rush and his friends run on Dominican boys after bedtime.

This slut wants us to pay for her to have sex. Real Americans buy their own Dominican Republican airline tickets and their own child slaves.

Probably won't make much difference. I think most Rush listeners don't use mattresses anyway, they just sleep hanging with their claws dug into the rafters.

Curse of the Goth Kids: IMDWalrus: That seems to be what's happening with the entire Republican party. I have absolutely no idea who thought "hey, let's villainize women" was a smart political strategy, much less in an election year.

It's more of a natural reaction with them, I think. Things are not going well for them this election season and you catch too much flak these days for beating up on gays and ethnic minorities. So what do you do when you're a regressive troglodyte and you need to vent some frustration? Well, you punch the wife around a little don't you?

Gay people comprise about 10% of the U.S. population.
Black people comprise 15% of the U.S. population.
Women comprise half the U.S. population. HALF!


HALF!

I don't think they thought this cunning plan all the way through.

JAYoung: you are a puppet: dogdaze: I just emailed Oreck Upright Vacuum Cleaners and told them that I am boycotting them until either they drop their advertising or Rush apologizes to all women, or as I call them, upright vacuum cleaners, for his sexist comments.

You want to really put the hurt on them, start a right-wing e-mail rumor that Oreck also manufactures vacuum abortion equipment.



very quick & dirty

roddack: How is this Ironic?

It's like raaaiiiiaaan...

dogdaze: I just emailed Oreck Upright Vacuum Cleaners and told them that I am boycotting them until either they drop their advertising or Rush apologizes to all women, or as I call them, upright vacuum cleaners, for his sexist comments.

theknuckler_33: beta_plus: Bill Murray said I was weird: beta_plus: Sluts would be their best customers.

There's no hate like neocon hate.

Have sex all you want. Just pay for it yourself.

You have a right to abortion. You do not have the right to make those who are morally opposed to it to pay for it, though.

/pro slut freedom
//anti slut subsidies

"If you use contraception, you are a slut" is a great position to take. You run with that.

Nice "redefining the term" to suit you position that I should pay for whatever your heart desires there. I have no problem what you do sexually, as long as it does not impact me financially. And that's what really pisses you off. That I expect you to deal with the consequences of your actions.

gimmegimme: randomjsa: ...

All of those other people are wrong and you are right. Just keep telling yourself that.

Funny, that's what Sheriff Clark used to say to Martin Luther King, Jr.

chuckufarlie: do you agree with the names he called this woman and do you approve him doing so?

Not particularly, but I also understand completely that this indignant outrage has nothing what so ever to do with "sexism" and everything to do with politically motivated nonsense. I've seen various female conservatives called all sorts of sexist names. There used to be a website purely dedicated to writing rape fiction about Ann Coulter.

Where were the paragons of liberal virtue then? Cut the BS, because you're not fooling anybody. Liberals are only concerned about "sexism" when they can make accusations against people like Rush Limbaugh, the rest of the time its either a grand joke to them, or they actively participate in it.

Corvus: Has you mother got birth control for covered in any part by her health coverage?

If so then you have no problem for us calling her a slut? Give us her number so we can all call her up and call her a "slut" because you say Limbaugh is right.

Call her whatever you like, and then lay awake at night wishing you had parents as kind and loving as mine, maybe it would have made you a decent human being.

teeny: How exactly are YOU paying for it? I have yet to hear someone explain exactly how this burden falls upon "the taxpayers". Are these the same "taxpayers" that don't complain about paying for you to go get a cavity filled every time your fat ass eats a candy bar?

You're missing a large portion of the argument aren't you? I'll fill you in.

She's a proxy for the entire debate. The debate being whether or not the government can force people, against conscious objection, to pay for insurance that covers birth control. If a private company wants to offer birth control coverage? Go right ahead. If you want birth control then either pay for it or find insurance for it but don't, through executive dictates, demand that it be provided to you.

I'm sorry, you thought this was just a limited, special case, and had no further impact or implications? Kids these days.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: You really are a hateful little slag, you know?

Yes yes, I'm so hateful that I think people should either pay for their own birth control or not have sex if they don't want children. What a horrible monster.

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/should I use this for all replies to the little hatemonger? Or should I stick to continuing to bring up his public prayers for terrorist attacks to hit on Obama's watch?

Public prayers? News flash. I'm an atheist. I'm such a hater than I... gasp... want people to actually pay for their own damn birth control pills.

As stated above, if 'sexism' or 'hate' is a problem for you then you are roundly condemning any and all liberals who have ever used sexist comments directed at conservative women right? You, like everyone else, can quit BS'ing.

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: As long as I have to pay for Type 2 diabetes medications, everyone else gets to pay for mine and my wifes DINC lifestyle. Suck it.

Through private insurance? Okay, no problem. I don't know if the insurance company I use offers coverage for birth control, but if they do and you also happen be a customer of that company, then knock yourself out.

KWess: 'Until this moment, sir, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness .....You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?'

You deserve to be reported, and banned from this site.

'Make the bad man shut up mommy, he's saying stuff I don't like!'

I'm a horrible monster for expecting people to pay for their own birth control, got it.

beerrun: Add randomjsa to the list of those who don't have a clue about basic human anatomy as it pertains to birth control and
a woman's reproductive cycle. Right behind Rushbo on the list.
You sir, are a tool.

/looks at biology degree

Right, no idea what I'm talking about. No wait, that's you, because all I said was that I expected people to pay for their own birth control either through private insurance or through their own pocket. If they can do neither then they can not have sex. What a monster.

valar_morghulis: My mother, cousins, girlfriend, and aunts use or used birth control paid for by insurance. You call them sluts, you hateful little c*nt? Someone's gonna beat the sh*t out of you one day.

And then they're going to go to jail for it, but implying that people deserve to be beaten for expressing an opinion you don't like, and more to the point, didn't even understand properly, really shows some fine and upstanding regard for the ideas of free speech there citizen.

This is why I don't usually come back to respond because too many people flip the damn hate switch in their brain that mangles what I say until it becomes something they can feel "okay" about spewing vitriol about.

Remember when MyRandomName was deflecting faster than Rush Limbaugh emptying a bottle of oxycontin? I guess when you've got nothin' you've got nothin'. Good times.

So...I've been over at the Fox Propaganda Network forums on this subject. I'm absolutely flabbergasted. I'm about to have an aneurysm from the stupidity. About 20 Republicanists on there have commented on how much this lady spends on birth control in a given year, then are dividing that up into how many coital sessions the lady must be having. They, in their infinite stupidity, believe that a woman needs to take a pill every time she has sex. One even argued with me saying I was an idiot for not know how birth control worked...

I've heard a lot of stupidity in my time. I've seen a lot of stupidity in my time. This is the first time in my life that I just about blacked out from seeing it. It's almost as if they are happy to wallow in their own stupidity.

MyRandomName: Remember when a pundits called whitman a whore and liberals rushed to her defense. Good times.

Bill Murray said I was weird: beta_plus: Sluts would be their best customers.

There's no hate like neocon hate.

Have sex all you want. Just pay for it yourself.

You have a right to abortion. You do not have the right to make those who are morally opposed to it to pay for it, though.

/pro slut freedom
//anti slut subsidies

buck1138: FuturePastNow: So when they grow up to be doctors and nurses you're ok with not being allowed access to their services.

What would occur is referred to as an 'exchange of goods or services'. For example, a doctor might cure some problem with my body, and in return I would give the doctor some money. This behavior is generally associated with an economic model called 'capitalism'.

You are implying that medical personnel will work for free for anyone who funded their education, even indirectly through tax-funded government provided schools and/or scholarships. Please note that this does not occur in the USA at present. Your idea would fall generally under an economic model called 'socialism'.

I like sluts.

Sleep Train is coming out with its new Obamattress. You hope someone will change the sheets.

stoli n coke: Anagrammer: Gee, the Democrats sound upset that Sandra Fluke is getting treated like Sarah Palin...

If ever there was an argument in favor of birth control, it is Sarah The Palin Family.

FTFY

Remember how everyone felt bad for Joe the plumber and pulled advertising from companies that attacked him... Good times.

Is it cause she is liberal or a woman?

Anagrammer: Gee, the Democrats sound upset that Sandra Fluke is getting treated like Sarah Palin...

If ever there was an argument in favor of birth control, it is Sarah Palin.

_{now that I have your attention...}

dogdaze: First amendment rights cut in all directions. Rush is about to learn what Glenn Beck did, that he's finally crossed the line and the crap he says as a talk radio personality no longer passes as political discourse. Let the free market take him off the air. Boycott his advertisers and send them letters, tweets, etc.

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Jackson Herring: Should call it Slutdome

TWO SLUTS ENTER

ONE VERY HAPPY MAN LEAVES

Breaking: GM Chevy Volt plant retooled to produce Sandra Fluke's birth control; 3 full time shifts added

... I feel like I'm in bizarro world. The more overtly sexist the Republicans become, the more offended Fark gets on behalf of women. Fark: the land of bitter divorced men, the place where biatches are only good for their foobies, and where women are seen as being both totally irrational and over-emotional but coldly calculating enough to use all men for their money...

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?

randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

By that logic, we should eliminate all income tax deductions for dependent children. We should also levy additional property taxes against families who have large numbers of children enrolled in public education. We should not have to pay for your children. If you want to have children, pay for it yourself. If you can't afford it, they will be placed for adoption.

PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: You can't have a Sleep Train without birth control.

Makes good business sense. People on birth control have lots of sex. Sex wears out mattresses. Sleep Train gets a new sale.

Exactly. You don't sell one mattress to a repressed fundie. You sell 3 mattresses to a slut over 10 years.

This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.

NeverDrunk23: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Of all the vile things that man has said, this is somehow crossing the line in a sponsor's eyes?

Sometimes its the little thing on the giant pile of crap that finally sets people off.

This is the turd that broke the poopsmith.

/hot, and smelly

For the love of god, please stop slapping "gate" on the end of every controversy.

Watergate wasn't a scandal about water, FFS

TFA has updated: Sleep Number's pulled out as well.

PanicMan: Nadie_AZ: This sounds like a 2nd amendment issue and I'm not going to get into it.

What does that even mean?

I'd elaborate but it's a second amendment issue. I won't be baited.

(It's from the Arpaio press conference yesterday)

sweetmelissa31: You can't have a Sleep Train without birth control.

Makes good business sense. People on birth control have lots of sex. Sex wears out mattresses. Sleep Train gets a new sale.