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2012-03-02 03:49:47 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.


For not being harsh enough in criticizing the whores and sluts who use birth control and get those snobby educations?
 
2012-03-02 03:50:18 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.


Link?
 
2012-03-02 03:50:30 PM  
When are the dittoheads going to start bringing out the sex tapes with her old boyfriends ?
 
2012-03-02 03:50:48 PM  
Why the is Citrix an advertiser on Rush's show?? I didn't think his listeners would be that familiar with computer use.
 
2012-03-02 03:51:14 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.


No he is not really:

"He's being absurd, but that's you know, an entertainer can be absurd," Santorum told CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Friday. "He's in a very different business than I am."

He is doing the normal "Rush is only an entertainer so it's ok he spouts hate" BS line. He is defending Rush really.
 
2012-03-02 03:51:31 PM  
"Sleep Train" sounds like something Rush and his friends run on Dominican boys after bedtime.
 
2012-03-02 03:51:41 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.


I thought Rush had a much better cleaning staff than that...
 
2012-03-02 03:51:50 PM  
Has he lost the Sofa King account yet?
 
2012-03-02 03:52:21 PM  
 
2012-03-02 03:52:36 PM  

PanicMan: Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.

Link?


Link

"He's being absurd, but that's you know, an entertainer can be absurd," Santorum told CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Friday. "He's in a very different business than I am."

That's pretty farkin weak.
 
2012-03-02 03:53:13 PM  

PanicMan: Jake Havechek: Santorum is now criticizing Rush.

Link?


"He's being absurd, but that's you know, an entertainer can be absurd," (new window)
Like I said above. Santorum is actually making excuses for Rush saying he is an entertainer so his comments are fine to make. He isn't attacking him. He is saying nothing is wrong about Rush making those remarks.
 
2012-03-02 03:54:52 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum: Limbaugh comments "absurd" (new window)


But he is saying the comments are fine for Rush to make. He thinks it's ok for "entertainers" like Rush to label women as "Sluts" to "entertain" people. That's not "attacking him".
 
2012-03-02 03:55:07 PM  
CNN isn't loading for some reason, but I'll take your word for it. Thanks.
 
2012-03-02 03:55:26 PM  

Corvus: He isn't attacking him. He is saying nothing is wrong about Rush making those remarks.


Attacking the leader of the GOP during a hotly contested primary would be pretty stupid after all.
 
2012-03-02 03:55:50 PM  

roddack: How is this Ironic?


It's like raaaiiiiaaan...
 
2012-03-02 03:55:52 PM  

BalugaJoe: She is going to have a lot of debt when she gets her JD. Hope she can find a job.


Yes. The fact that she's not seeking to sue him (yet) will reflect negatively upon her dedication to protecting the name and reputation of future clients.
 
2012-03-02 03:55:54 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum: Limbaugh comments "absurd" (new window)


Wow..."absurd" and "inappropriate".

These Republicans are really taking a stand.
 
2012-03-02 03:56:27 PM  

dogdaze: First amendment rights cut in all directions. Rush is about to learn what Glenn Beck did, that he's finally crossed the line and the crap he says as a talk radio personality no longer passes as political discourse. Let the free market take him off the air. Boycott his advertisers and send them letters, tweets, etc.


Oreck & eHarmony deny advertising (although eHarmony mentions they have a "market-buy" program, so they don't pick specific shows).
ProFlowers says they're "re-evaluating their market plan"

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-02 03:56:29 PM  
Boycott? Please, his sponsors are not where his money comes from. You really think he's getting signed half a billion for 10 years on the selling power of shiatty internet backup services and adjustable beds? One, he doesn't make nearly as much as what's spouted off in his supposed contracts, and two, what he does make mostly comes from various Republican party laundered slush funds. He's just a paid mouthpiece to get old coots riled up and out to vote.
 
2012-03-02 03:56:39 PM  
I think Santorums kids should be raped repeatedly!

I am an "Entertainer" so I know Santorum will have no problem with me saying this just like with Rush. I am just "entertaining".

Right?
 
2012-03-02 03:57:51 PM  
You may wanna--You wanna see aggression? You wanna see vitality? You wanna see me, son of a biatch. Look at this. Farkin' total disregard. Farkin' total disregard. Federal government. Stinkin' farks! Hey, what the hell you doin'? Hey! Hey! Hey! W-Wait! Wait! Hey, hey! Come on! Come on! What are you doin'? What are you doin'? The son of a biatch is after me. Hey! Hey! Hey, hey! Get him off of me!

/Darn it, I can't find my picture of this scene.
//So now it's obscure
 
2012-03-02 03:58:24 PM  
This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.
 
2012-03-02 03:59:04 PM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: roddack: How is this Ironic?

It's like raaaiiiiaaan...


God damn you.
 
2012-03-02 03:59:23 PM  

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.


do you agree with the names he called this woman and do you approve him doing so?
 
2012-03-02 03:59:55 PM  

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.


This just in: it was about a friend of hers who required BC pills to prevent ovarian cyst growth.
 
2012-03-02 04:00:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: Santorum: Limbaugh comments "absurd" (new window)


Ugh. This is political language for "THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVE, BUT I WON'T ADMIT IT UNTIL THE PRESIDENCY IS IN THE BAG."

Are there any republicans in the political arena who are openly sick of being represented by this pooping meat sack?
 
2012-03-02 04:00:56 PM  

dogdaze: First amendment rights cut in all directions. Rush is about to learn what Glenn Beck did, that he's finally crossed the line and the crap he says as a talk radio personality no longer passes as political discourse. Let the free market take him off the air. Boycott his advertisers and send them letters, tweets, etc.


don't pop off just yet..

plenty of people have predicted the end of rush -- i doubt this will be anything but a blip; at least history shows that not much sticks to this guy and when it does (not getting to be a football announcer for instance, opiates, and racism) he just rolls with the punches.
 
2012-03-02 04:01:11 PM  

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.


Has you mother got birth control for covered in any part by her health coverage?

If so then you have no problem for us calling her a slut? Give us her number so we can all call her up and call her a "slut" because you say Limbaugh is right.


Or are you lying again?
 
2012-03-02 04:01:44 PM  

Jake Havechek: randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.

This just in: it was about a friend of hers who required BC pills to prevent ovarian cyst growth.


Shhh - let's not interfere while various right-wing trolls around the world are fessing up to being misogynistic slut-shaming turds.
 
2012-03-02 04:03:06 PM  

randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex.


Unless you're male, then ED coverage for your viagra is a God-given right.
 
2012-03-02 04:03:30 PM  

you are a puppet: dogdaze: I just emailed Oreck Upright Vacuum Cleaners and told them that I am boycotting them until either they drop their advertising or Rush apologizes to all women, or as I call them, upright vacuum cleaners, for his sexist comments.


You want to really put the hurt on them, start a right-wing e-mail rumor that Oreck also manufactures vacuum abortion equipment.
 
2012-03-02 04:04:02 PM  

PanicMan: PanicMan: culebra: PanicMan: Nadie_AZ: This sounds like a 2nd amendment issue and I'm not going to get into it.

What does that even mean?

I'd elaborate but it's a second amendment issue. I won't be baited.

(It's from the Arpaio press conference yesterday)

Ugh, nevermind then.

BTW, that Ugh was not directed at you, but at Arpaio. As far as I know you're not a paranoid authoritarian racist.


:-)

No worries.
 
2012-03-02 04:04:11 PM  

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.


You sound like someone who never got laid in college.
 
2012-03-02 04:05:04 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.

You sound like someone who never got laid in college EVER.


FTFY
 
2012-03-02 04:05:15 PM  

Goodfella: And all the GOP politicians who will be apologizing to him tomorrow for criticizing him.


Who?
 
2012-03-02 04:05:45 PM  

randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.


How exactly are YOU paying for it? I have yet to hear someone explain exactly how this burden falls upon "the taxpayers". Are these the same "taxpayers" that don't complain about paying for you to go get a cavity filled every time your fat ass eats a candy bar?
 
2012-03-02 04:06:25 PM  

PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: You can't have a Sleep Train without birth control.

Makes good business sense. People on birth control have lots of sex. Sex wears out mattresses. Sleep Train gets a new sale.


Exactly. You don't sell one mattress to a repressed fundie. You sell 3 mattresses to a slut over 10 years.
 
2012-03-02 04:06:29 PM  

randomjsa: [overly repetitious misogynistic crap].


You really are a hateful little slag, you know?
 
2012-03-02 04:08:09 PM  

rudemix: It would be really weird nice if someone shot him in the face


FTFY

Folks like him aren't helping the conservative cause. If anything, they are helping to destroy it from within. Limbaugh is a cancer that needs to be eradicated from both politics and the media. I would not shed a tear if he was assassinated.
 
2012-03-02 04:10:45 PM  
After seeing Ms Fluke on a clip from the Ed Show, Limbaugh couldn't have picked the wrong person to attempt to slut-shame. She came off as a very calm, sober, deliberate, even somewhat conservative young woman. Trying to paint her as the kind of wanton harlot that likes to run trains in a Cabo Wabo tequila bar is rather preposterous.
 
2012-03-02 04:11:03 PM  

Edsel: Why the is Citrix an advertiser on Rush's show?? I didn't think his listeners would be that familiar with computer use.


Remember, that Citrix doesn't just do enterprise-level desktop virtualization, but also has some consumer-grade products designed to leverage that technology. "GoToMyPC" and "GoToMeeting" are basically dumbed-down versions of their enterprise-level stuff made so even your grandma could use it.

They even have something called "GoToWebinar". Which is the worst thing to happen since cancer. Not because the software is bad, just that I wish the term "Webinar" would be banned forever and the first guy to come up with it would be sent to Guantanamo.
 
2012-03-02 04:11:55 PM  

Jake Havechek: This just in: it was about a friend of hers who required BC pills to prevent ovarian cyst growth.


I'm going to have to break out that "Context" graphic again, aren't I?
 
2012-03-02 04:12:21 PM  

randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.


By that logic, we should eliminate all income tax deductions for dependent children. We should also levy additional property taxes against families who have large numbers of children enrolled in public education. We should not have to pay for your children. If you want to have children, pay for it yourself. If you can't afford it, they will be placed for adoption.
 
2012-03-02 04:13:42 PM  

rudemix: He doesn't care. He personally is loaded and this will be the problem of those who pay him 400m to be a fat farking douche! This feeds into his martyrdom at the hands of limp wristed, pansy liberals and if it is decisive in people's opinion of the Repub party and they lose, do you think he cares? This guy preaches hate and division. The Repubs losing is good for him. He'll be a lot more popular as he rails against those in power farking everything up than he would be if he had to explain why his side in power, isn't really farking everything up.

It would be really weird if someone shot him in the face, most specifically the teeth.


Here's the thing: I don't want anything to physically happen to Rush Limbaugh. All that would do is to make him a martyr in the eyes of the folks who still hang onto his every word.

The worst punishment that Limbaugh could suffer is that he finally loses all of his influence over the political spectrum. No one calls him for interviews. No one apologizes to him. The GOP no longer invites him as a speaker at any of their political events. In short: the worst punishment that can be done to Rush Limbaugh is that be becomes a pariah.

If that happens, Limbaugh will sit in a room in his luxury mansion, alone and without any value. He would call people but none of his calls would be returned. His beard of a wife leaves him and takes her pre-nuptial purse with her. And Limbaugh just sits there, only his thoughts to keep him company.

And maybe Limbaugh will then pull out a gun and blow his own brains out.
 
2012-03-02 04:14:15 PM  

Dinjiin: randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

By that logic, we should eliminate all income tax deductions for dependent children.


By that logic we should eliminate all taxes end of story.
 
2012-03-02 04:14:22 PM  

dogdaze: First amendment rights cut in all directions. Rush is about to learn what Glenn Beck did, that he's finally crossed the line and the crap he says as a talk radio personality no longer passes as political discourse. Let the free market take him off the air. Boycott his advertisers and send them letters, tweets, etc.

Quicken Loans
Century 21 Real Estate LLC
ProFlowers
Sleep Train (Mattress Center)
eharmony
CARBONITE, Inc.
Sleep Number Bed
Oreck Upright Vacuum Cleaners
Mid-West Life Insurance Company of Tennessee
AutoZone Inc.
LegalZoom.com
Citrix Online (GoToMyPC)
American Forces Network
Mission Pharmacal Company
Life Quotes, Inc.
Lending Tree


Huh. Taken as a whole, the various products and services that list of sponsors provides makes for one hell of a criminal escapade.

Quicken Loans and Lending Tree gives you the money you need to buy a new house from Century 21 in an unfamiliar neighborhood (with spending cash left over). Use eHarmony to stalk potential victims using GoToMyPC services through a remote connection to mask your IP. Use CARBONITE to securely store digital evidence off-site.

Woo your victim with flowers purchased from Proflowers. Drugs provided by Mission Pharmacal help you "convince" your unsuspecting victim to enter into dubious legal contracts, which you can expedite thanks to LegalZoom.com (also useful for setting up a new identity for later).

After you buy life insurance on your victim from both Mid-West Life Insurance and Life Quotes, you are ready to bring things to a grim conclusion. Without going into too many details, it involves hand tools, a vacuum cleaner with a wand extension, and possibly several replacement mattresses.

I'm surprised there aren't any travel agencies or car rental places on that list...
=Smidge=
 
2012-03-02 04:15:23 PM  

randomjsa: This just in, Rush Limbaugh's comments were right.

We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

While you're at it, don't intentionally go to a school that doesn't offer student coverage of birth control then whine about that.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?
 
2012-03-02 04:15:31 PM  
... I feel like I'm in bizarro world. The more overtly sexist the Republicans become, the more offended Fark gets on behalf of women. Fark: the land of bitter divorced men, the place where biatches are only good for their foobies, and where women are seen as being both totally irrational and over-emotional but coldly calculating enough to use all men for their money...
 
2012-03-02 04:15:58 PM  

Dinjiin: randomjsa: We should not have to pay for your sex. If you want to have sex, buy your own damn birth control.

By that logic, we should eliminate all income tax deductions for dependent children. We should also levy additional property taxes against families who have large numbers of children enrolled in public education. We should not have to pay for your children. If you want to have children, pay for it yourself. If you can't afford it, they will be placed for adoption.


I'm OK with this.
 
2012-03-02 04:17:05 PM  

Redheaded Stepchild: ... I feel like I'm in bizarro world. The more overtly sexist the Republicans become, the more offended Fark gets on behalf of women. Fark: the land of bitter divorced men, the place where biatches are only good for their foobies, and where women are seen as being both totally irrational and over-emotional but coldly calculating enough to use all men for their money...



Ya, but the Republicans are serious.
 
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