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2012-03-02 01:31:04 PM
It should be illegal to act sexy. Be sexy or do not be sexy but don't act like you are and then not be.
 
2012-03-02 01:37:33 PM
The ladies here is AZ ask to see the junk so they can check if you are a cop ...
 
2012-03-02 01:37:40 PM

Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.


No, they said SEXY movements. You're good.
 
2012-03-02 01:38:03 PM

canyoneer: sfw? (new window)


Where is the "Southern Utah" stuff?
 
2012-03-02 01:38:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Endive Wombat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do the hookers there wear magic thongs?

They can take you to another planet!

The Moon?


The Sun?
 
2012-03-02 01:39:11 PM

bruce4bruce: The ladies here is AZ ask to see the junk so they can check if you are a cop ...


And I assume you ask them back to your place so you can take some nude modeling photographs?
 
2012-03-02 01:39:33 PM

bruce4bruce: The ladies here is AZ ask to see the junk so they can check if you are a cop ...


It's because all cops are dickless, amiright???

:-)
 
2012-03-02 01:40:22 PM

Morpheses: AirForceVet: I'm in Utah presently so I'm getting a kick out of the silly laws they're been trying to pass and/or pass.

/It's like a GOP free-for-all who can be the most silly.

Tribber? FormerAF? I also am a Tribber...

*knucklebump*


I think FormerAF is a gal.

/Tribber...haven't been an active poster lately though
 
2012-03-02 01:40:40 PM

Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.


From what I hear that's always good advice.
 
2012-03-02 01:40:48 PM

Walker: Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.

What's wrong? The current state government. It's war on women and gays. State sponsored vaginal wand rape. Banning gays from adopting. Trying to make abortion illegal by setting up crazy laws like minimum hallway widths. Crazy AG Cuccinelli's war on everything not 100% christian and puritanical . He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out. Luckily that wasn't an official change and we still officially have a tit on our seal. Also he told colleges NOT to protect gays anymore and said they better start discriminating against them or lose state funding. This state is turning into a theocracy that hates women, gays, and anyone not a good ol southern christian white boy. At least our alcohol laws aren't as crazy as Utah's...or Pennsylvania's. They may be conservative here but they like their booze.


Geez, and I was just thinnking about how bars, strip clubs and private liquor sales are illegal here. But yeah, this stuff, too.
 
2012-03-02 01:41:36 PM

bruce4bruce: The ladies here is AZ ask to see the junk so they can check if you are a cop ...


cdn.dickblick.com
dazedanddistracted.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-02 01:42:41 PM
He said the law could be used to charge a dancer at a strip club who makes suggestive movements, but Burbank has said he would use the law only

Stop right there. Your law is fail.
 
2012-03-02 01:42:55 PM
i210.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-02 01:43:45 PM

Disposable Rob: Walker: Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.

What's wrong? The current state government. It's war on women and gays. State sponsored vaginal wand rape. Banning gays from adopting. Trying to make abortion illegal by setting up crazy laws like minimum hallway widths. Crazy AG Cuccinelli's war on everything not 100% christian and puritanical . He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out. Luckily that wasn't an official change and we still officially have a tit on our seal. Also he told colleges NOT to protect gays anymore and said they better start discriminating against them or lose state funding. This state is turning into a theocracy that hates women, gays, and anyone not a good ol southern christian white boy. At least our alcohol laws aren't as crazy as Utah's...or Pennsylvania's. They may be conservative here but they like their booze.

Geez, and I was just thinnking about how bars, strip clubs and private liquor sales are illegal here. But yeah, this stuff, too.


And I assumed that the issue was that VA is one of the states that has HOA's. That makes it a completely unlivable state in my opinion.
 
2012-03-02 01:48:22 PM
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2012-03-02 01:50:14 PM

meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.


Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...
 
2012-03-02 01:51:58 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do the hookers there wear magic thongs?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-03-02 01:52:54 PM
How many of these girls are sexy, and do they know it?
 
2012-03-02 01:54:01 PM
Of course, if women don't want to run afoul of this law, they can just start wearing burkas. That will prevent these poor men being taken advantage of by all those dangerous women. Won't someone think of the men?

/NOT SERIOUS
/How much you want to be this won't be applied to men?
 
2012-03-02 01:58:26 PM

PanicMan: Of course, if women don't want to run afoul of this law, they can just start wearing burkas. That will prevent these poor men being taken advantage of by all those dangerous women. Won't someone think of the men?

/NOT SERIOUS
/How much you want to be this won't be applied to men?


"You're under arrest.... for being too sexy"
"Aw yeah, someone sent us a stripper!"
*Taselarity ensues*
 
2012-03-02 01:59:29 PM

stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...


Terrible comparison. Drinking dulls your coordination and reaction time. Driving while drunk puts everyone around you at risk and has led to countless wrecks, injuries, and deaths.

Regulated and taxed prostitution would eliminate pimps and nobody gets hurt. And the tax is good revenue for the government. Everybody wins.
 
2012-03-02 02:04:20 PM
There goes the rest of the few nightclubs left in Downtown SLC.

'I'm sorry, you can't come into the club. You look like you might act sexy.'
 
2012-03-02 02:06:55 PM

meat0918: Can we please just get over it and legalize what is probably the oldest form of capitalism?

As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

I bet we can get the rate of STDs down among prostitutes as well.

One of the biggest shocks I ever received was when a straight laced, Jesus is King, homos are bad Christian girl just comes out of nowhere and says "All relationships are essentially prostitution. The guy pays for dinner, movies, a ring, a house, etc., and in return gets sex from a woman."


Interesting in that she used the very same argument normally used by prostitutes. Politics does indeed make for very strange bedfellows.
 
2012-03-02 02:08:42 PM

casual disregard: Regulated and taxed prostitution would eliminate pimps and nobody gets hurt. And the tax is good revenue for the government. Everybody wins.


Except for the enormous feathered hat and fur-trimmed purple robe industries.
 
2012-03-02 02:09:16 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: From what I hear that's always good advice.


riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-02 02:11:51 PM

casual disregard: stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...

Terrible comparison. Drinking dulls your coordination and reaction time. Driving while drunk puts everyone around you at risk and has led to countless wrecks, injuries, and deaths.

Regulated and taxed prostitution would eliminate pimps and nobody gets hurt. And the tax is good revenue for the government. Everybody wins.


Just responding to the idea of "why two legal things can be illegal when combined" statement.
I am all for legalized prostitution, but the rationale for it I was responding to was simplistic and naive.
 
2012-03-02 02:13:02 PM

stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...


Yes, but selling does not impair farking.
 
2012-03-02 02:14:19 PM
i22.photobucket.com

'NO, NO! TOO SEXY!"
 
2012-03-02 02:15:19 PM

stonicus: two minutes earlier


Damnit!
 
2012-03-02 02:21:01 PM

casual disregard: Walker: Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.

What's wrong? The current state government. It's war on women and gays. State sponsored vaginal wand rape. Banning gays from adopting. Trying to make abortion illegal by setting up crazy laws like minimum hallway widths. Crazy AG Cuccinelli's war on everything not 100% christian and puritanical . He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out. Luckily that wasn't an official change and we still officially have a tit on our seal. Also he told colleges NOT to protect gays anymore and said they better start discriminating against them or lose state funding. This state is turning into a theocracy that hates women, gays, and anyone not a good ol southern christian white boy. At least our alcohol laws aren't as crazy as Utah's...or Pennsylvania's. They may be conservative here but they like their booze.

Everything Walker says is correct. Virginia is (or was until Utah butted in) the most insane state in the entire union. No contest.


They're also the only state in the Union that bans the use of radar detectors, and it has the lowest interstate speed limits of all adjacent states. So really, all you have to do is drive through to feel like you're in an oppressive third world shiathole.
 
2012-03-02 02:22:19 PM

Walker: He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out.


Some symbols haven't changed yet, though...
www.volunteerrelics.com
 
2012-03-02 02:27:10 PM

stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...


Unless your followup is something about drinking cars (constructed of alcohol) or driving booze bottles, you've failed to parse the original statement and comprehend it... It's not a "doing X while also doing Y" relationship, but a "doing X to/with Y" relationship between the activities... The appropriate comparison to "drinking while driving" would be "selling (random stuff) while farking"...
 
2012-03-02 02:28:57 PM

deadtom: stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...

Yes, but selling does not impair farking.


Farking does impair business though, am I right?
 
2012-03-02 02:29:17 PM

stonicus: casual disregard: stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...

Terrible comparison. Drinking dulls your coordination and reaction time. Driving while drunk puts everyone around you at risk and has led to countless wrecks, injuries, and deaths.

Regulated and taxed prostitution would eliminate pimps and nobody gets hurt. And the tax is good revenue for the government. Everybody wins.

Just responding to the idea of "why two legal things can be illegal when combined" statement.
I am all for legalized prostitution, but the rationale for it I was responding to was simplistic and naive.


You forgot the rest of Carlin's bit, where he points out that the military will give you a medal for spraying napalm on people, but in the civilian world you'll go to jail for giving someone an orgasm.

He also asked why it's illegal to sell something for money that's not illegal to give away for free.
 
2012-03-02 02:30:42 PM

StrangeQ:
They're also the only state Commonwealth in the Union that bans the use of radar detectors, and it has the lowest interstate speed limits of all adjacent states. So really, all you have to do is drive through to feel like you're in an oppressive third world shiathole.

 
2012-03-02 02:33:42 PM

Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.


You have the right to remain sexy.
 
2012-03-02 02:44:25 PM
Right Said Fred apparently inconsolable.
 
2012-03-02 02:47:12 PM

scavenger: StrangeQ:
They're also the only state Commonwealth in the Union that bans the use of radar detectors, and it has the lowest interstate speed limits of all adjacent states. So really, all you have to do is drive through to feel like you're in an oppressive third world shiathole.


/if you really want to be smarmy since the rest would go without saying
 
2012-03-02 02:49:10 PM
The last written words of Joe Hill to afriend before he was to be executed by the State of Utah-"Could you arrange to have my body hauled to the state line to be buried? I don't want to be found dead in Utah."
 
2012-03-02 02:49:12 PM
What it is.... In Utah you are required to get a license to strip. I have a friend that said she was going to strip but changed her mind when she found out about the license and fees. Also strippers in Utah are not allowed to show anything. So even when they strip they are wearing pasties and panties.
 
2012-03-02 02:50:10 PM

canyoneer: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x553]


She looks cold.
 
2012-03-02 02:51:22 PM

bruce4bruce: The ladies here is AZ ask to see the junk so they can check if you are a cop ...


"Authorities are not allowed to expose themselves, Burbank said, but under the amended law, the escort or stripper can be arrested for just posing the question."

Apparently, this is (was) a valid litmus test in Utah.

So wait... now they're saying that if a woman asks to see your junk, that's illegal?
 
2012-03-02 02:51:34 PM

StrangeQ: scavenger: StrangeQ:
They're also the only state Commonwealth in the Union


Wrong.
Back to school for you.
 
2012-03-02 02:52:22 PM

StrangeQ: scavenger: StrangeQ:
They're also the only state Commonwealth in the Union that bans the use of radar detectors, and it has the lowest interstate speed limits of all adjacent states. So really, all you have to do is drive through to feel like you're in an oppressive third world shiathole.

/if you really want to be smarmy since the rest would go without saying


I don't think that's true
 
2012-03-02 02:56:51 PM
FTFA:

McCullough said the amended law is "virtually identical" to one struck down in Utah in 1988 as unconstitutional.

So, just another case of some Mrs. Grundys costing the taxpayers a lot of money for nothing because of their (eternally) anachronistic morals.

affordablehousinginstitute.org

So, the law will be struck down after oodles of attorney's fees disappear down a legal rathole. Meanwhile, Utah gets less Mormon and less conservative and less insular every day as reality leans in on it and more outsiders move in and the local youngsters reject the old staid bullsh*t. These people are losing, and there are such Mrs. Grundy types in every state. All states are purple.
 
2012-03-02 02:57:02 PM

wambu: StrangeQ: scavenger: StrangeQ:
They're also the only state Commonwealth in the Union

Wrong.
Back to school for you.


Aren't Massatwoshiats and Pennsyltucky commonwealths as well?

/Not that there's any farking difference anymore
 
2012-03-02 02:57:54 PM

Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.


We require our womens to get the inter-planetary roto-plooker ultrasound if they want the abortions. Super invasive and unnecessary. Here's the fun part: The whole damned country made fun of Ol Virginny for this move, the Gov said, "Oh, wait, let's delay the vote to rethink this matter", then went right ahead and signed off on it.

Also: We had the word "darkie" in our state song, so we retired it to be the "state song emeritus", 'cause when you got a song with a Negro missin' work for his ol' massa, well, you can't jes' thow that away, now kin' ye, Huck? Nossah.

/Farking hate it here and would move back to CA in a minute if I could (a) afford it; and (2) take my children with me.
 
2012-03-02 02:58:29 PM

SpookyEyes: Morpheses: AirForceVet: I'm in Utah presently so I'm getting a kick out of the silly laws they're been trying to pass and/or pass.

/It's like a GOP free-for-all who can be the most silly.

Tribber? FormerAF? I also am a Tribber...

*knucklebump*

I think FormerAF is a gal.

/Tribber...haven't been an active poster lately though


Me neither. Yeah, forgot FormerAF is a chick. Welcome to the favs.
 
2012-03-02 02:59:34 PM
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/if only
 
2012-03-02 03:02:14 PM

ProfessorOhki: deadtom: stonicus: meat0918: As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...

Yes, but selling does not impair farking.

Farking does impair business though, am I right?


Paging Farking Is My Business to the white phone....
 
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