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2012-03-02 11:03:37 AM  
I'm in Utah presently so I'm getting a kick out of the silly laws they're been trying to pass and/or pass.

/It's like a GOP free-for-all who can be the most silly.
 
2012-03-02 11:37:45 AM  
Note to self: Stay out of Utah.
 
2012-03-02 11:54:02 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-02 11:55:37 AM  
FTFA: He said the law could be used to charge a dancer at a strip club who makes suggestive movements, but Burbank has said he would use the law only against a prostitute when it becomes obvious that a sex-for-money deal is being arranged.

Two things:
1. Bullshiat
2. Alright fine, but what about your successor(s) and other police chiefs?
 
2012-03-02 11:57:57 AM  
Do the hookers there wear magic thongs?
 
2012-03-02 12:00:28 PM  

Endive Wombat: FTFA: He said the law could be used to charge a dancer at a strip club who makes suggestive movements, but Burbank has said he would use the law only against a prostitute when it becomes obvious that a sex-for-money deal is being arranged.

Two things:
1. Bullshiat
2. Alright fine, but what about your successor(s) and other police chiefs?


Also, defining a "suggestive" movement is highly, HIGHLY subjective. "I'll know it when I see it" is not how the law is supposed to work.
 
2012-03-02 12:01:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do the hookers there wear magic thongs?


They can take you to another planet!
 
2012-03-02 12:11:46 PM  

Endive Wombat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do the hookers there wear magic thongs?

They can take you to another planet!


The Moon?
 
2012-03-02 12:17:22 PM  
Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself
 
2012-03-02 12:21:20 PM  

Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself


What is wrong with VA? I like it here.
 
2012-03-02 12:54:51 PM  
What Texas, Mississippi, and Florida are to common sense and education, Utah is to fun.
 
2012-03-02 12:57:25 PM  
Can we please just get over it and legalize what is probably the oldest form of capitalism?

As the great George Carlin once said "Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?". It should got without saying we are talking consensual farking is legal.

I bet we can get the rate of STDs down among prostitutes as well.

One of the biggest shocks I ever received was when a straight laced, Jesus is King, homos are bad Christian girl just comes out of nowhere and says "All relationships are essentially prostitution. The guy pays for dinner, movies, a ring, a house, etc., and in return gets sex from a woman."
 
2012-03-02 12:58:10 PM  
Well, guess no one's going to have a honeymoon here anymore.

/Just read the fark headline.
//dnrtfa
///SLASHIES!!!!! ^o^
 
2012-03-02 12:58:36 PM  
as a Utah Mormon I am really (not) getting a kick outta these replies.
 
2012-03-02 12:58:54 PM  
So no more cheerleaders.
 
2012-03-02 12:59:48 PM  

Evil Mackerel: So no more cheerleaders.


Damn, the only thing saving BYU was how the ladies act at away games...
 
2012-03-02 12:59:54 PM  
Your honor, I admit she was under 18. But she was looking sexy first, ARREST HER!
 
2012-03-02 01:00:30 PM  
no bringing sexy back!
 
2012-03-02 01:01:14 PM  
CITIZEN ARREST CITIZEN ARREST!!!!!
 
2012-03-02 01:05:24 PM  
Considering that showing ankle there is considered indecent, this ought to be interesting.

/kidding
//loves Moab and the surrounding country.
///am going back again this year.
 
2012-03-02 01:06:33 PM  

AirForceVet: I'm in Utah presently so I'm getting a kick out of the silly laws they're been trying to pass and/or pass.

/It's like a GOP free-for-all who can be the most silly.


The law was sponsored by a Democrat. This one, specifically:

www.cityweekly.net

/that saucy little minx could be arrested
 
2012-03-02 01:06:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.


The Fillmore/Beaver area isn't so bad.

/just kidding, that place sucks, but Salt Lake City and Park City aren't bad.

i29.photobucket.com

//eip
 
2012-03-02 01:06:39 PM  
How does a car act sexy? Autoerotism.
 
2012-03-02 01:06:41 PM  
I'd get arrested getting off the plane
 
2012-03-02 01:07:07 PM  

Endive Wombat: FTFA: He said the law could be used to charge a dancer at a strip club who makes suggestive movements, but Burbank has said he would use the law only against a prostitute when it becomes obvious that a sex-for-money deal is being arranged.

Two things:
1. Bullshiat
2. Alright fine, but what about your successor(s) and other police chiefs?


Isn't that evidence of "Arbitrary, capricious and unreasonable"?
 
2012-03-02 01:07:19 PM  

meat0918: The guy pays for dinner, movies, a ring, a house, etc., and in return gets sex from a woman.


I hear that's how it's supposed to work. . .
 
2012-03-02 01:09:04 PM  

Salmon: I'd get arrested getting off the plane


How would you get off a plane? Fill it up at the terminal?
 
2012-03-02 01:10:03 PM  
i104.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-02 01:11:00 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.


Well, damn-it, now they have gone too far.

This law must be overturned!!

**runs off to start a petition**

/lives in Utah
//Not Mormon
 
2012-03-02 01:11:22 PM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-03-02 01:12:04 PM  
The Fillmore/Beaver area isn't so bad.

Somehow that doesn't sound like a bad place, Grob
 
2012-03-02 01:13:46 PM  

Grobbley: Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.

The Fillmore/Beaver area isn't so bad.

/just kidding, that place sucks, but Salt Lake City and Park City aren't bad.

[i29.photobucket.com image 599x337]

//eip



Uh, just curious but what's the relationship between the thread and the seagull BIE thing?
 
2012-03-02 01:14:20 PM  

meat0918: One of the biggest shocks I ever received was when a straight laced, Jesus is King, homos are bad Christian girl just comes out of nowhere and says "All relationships are essentially prostitution. The guy pays for dinner, movies, a ring, a house, etc., and in return gets sex from a woman."


"I deviate from the commonly held beliefs of my religion if it's something that could be of individual benefit to me." I don't know why that would be surprising. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

/I guess admitting it openly is a surprise
 
2012-03-02 01:14:25 PM  
"Officers were being put in a position that we're not going to allow," Burbank said. "So we took a different direction."

We wanted to arrest them for doing something that was legal, so we made it illegal, even though we already thought about where the line should be drawn the last time a law was passed.
 
2012-03-02 01:15:03 PM  

canyoneer: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x553]


What a beauty.

//The lake's not half bad either.
 
2012-03-02 01:17:01 PM  

Edsel: Grobbley: Grables'Daughter: Note to self: Stay out of Utah.

The Fillmore/Beaver area isn't so bad.

/just kidding, that place sucks, but Salt Lake City and Park City aren't bad.

[i29.photobucket.com image 599x337]

//eip


Uh, just curious but what's the relationship between the thread and the seagull BIE thing?


Um.. Boobies?
 
2012-03-02 01:17:44 PM  
Do the Mormonite strut! Show a little cankle!

/this post was Joseph Smith approved.
 
2012-03-02 01:18:00 PM  

Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.


What's wrong? The current state government. It's war on women and gays. State sponsored vaginal wand rape. Banning gays from adopting. Trying to make abortion illegal by setting up crazy laws like minimum hallway widths. Crazy AG Cuccinelli's war on everything not 100% christian and puritanical . He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out. Luckily that wasn't an official change and we still officially have a tit on our seal. Also he told colleges NOT to protect gays anymore and said they better start discriminating against them or lose state funding. This state is turning into a theocracy that hates women, gays, and anyone not a good ol southern christian white boy. At least our alcohol laws aren't as crazy as Utah's...or Pennsylvania's. They may be conservative here but they like their booze.
 
2012-03-02 01:18:02 PM  

AirForceVet: I'm in Utah presently so I'm getting a kick out of the silly laws they're been trying to pass and/or pass.

/It's like a GOP free-for-all who can be the most silly.


Tribber? FormerAF? I also am a Tribber...

*knucklebump*
 
2012-03-02 01:18:45 PM  
Antelope Island is a salty bit of fun.
 
2012-03-02 01:19:07 PM  
What if the hooker's wearing her magic underwear? Does she get a pass?
 
2012-03-02 01:19:12 PM  
if this law stands, someone should go and dump fleas down all the underpants of the legislators as they are fundraising... that way, they are definitely touching themselves while trying to get paid (to go into bed with lobbyists)
 
2012-03-02 01:19:40 PM  

utah dude: as a Utah Mormon I am really (not) getting a kick outta these replies.


Duh. Utah mormons don't get kicks out of anything.
 
2012-03-02 01:19:58 PM  
Arrest him!

moreismoremom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-02 01:20:47 PM  

meat0918: One of the biggest shocks I ever received was when a straight laced, Jesus is King, homos are bad Christian girl just comes out of nowhere and says "All relationships are essentially prostitution. The guy pays for dinner, movies, a ring, a house, etc., and in return gets sex from a woman."


For traditionalists, relationships are indeed a variety of prostitution. Therefore when they oppose the practice, they are really making a distinction between purchasing and renting. Because they are sellers, they have a natural financial interest in putting lessors out of business. This appears to me to be a plain instance of the law being used to give an improper commercial advantage to one faction to the detriment of the other. As such, it threatens our statutes against monopoly.
 
2012-03-02 01:21:28 PM  

meat0918: What a beauty. The lake's not half bad either.


Yes. they're going to have a very hard time enforcing this law at Lake Powell. And other places. Southern Utah is very photogenic.

sfw? (new window)
 
2012-03-02 01:21:37 PM  

canyoneer: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x553]


She should pose next to a lake or something...that would look nice.
 
2012-03-02 01:24:41 PM  

Nightsweat: Arrest him!

[moreismoremom.files.wordpress.com image 569x786]


I don't really find David Cross all that sexy.

/ymmv i guess
 
2012-03-02 01:29:37 PM  
I don't care that they have one of the nicest Masonic centers in the world. SLC needs to be nuked 13 times with the biggest bombs we have.
 
2012-03-02 01:29:48 PM  

Walker: Endive Wombat: Walker: Utah, so f*cked up it makes Virginia seem normal (and that's hard).

/I'm touching myself

What is wrong with VA? I like it here.

What's wrong? The current state government. It's war on women and gays. State sponsored vaginal wand rape. Banning gays from adopting. Trying to make abortion illegal by setting up crazy laws like minimum hallway widths. Crazy AG Cuccinelli's war on everything not 100% christian and puritanical . He even changed the state seal because it has a woman with her tit hanging out. Luckily that wasn't an official change and we still officially have a tit on our seal. Also he told colleges NOT to protect gays anymore and said they better start discriminating against them or lose state funding. This state is turning into a theocracy that hates women, gays, and anyone not a good ol southern christian white boy. At least our alcohol laws aren't as crazy as Utah's...or Pennsylvania's. They may be conservative here but they like their booze.


Everything Walker says is correct. Virginia is (or was until Utah butted in) the most insane state in the entire union. No contest.
 
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