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2012-03-02 05:21:49 AM
I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?
 
2012-03-02 05:24:57 AM
ZambOWNed...
 
2012-03-02 05:25:12 AM
He was driving it drunk because he was too drunk to know what he was doing.
 
2012-03-02 05:27:30 AM
"At the time, Apple Valley parks and recreation director Randy Johnson said there was no damage to the arena."

Awesome porn name dude!
 
2012-03-02 05:28:37 AM

EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?


I'm thinking it has more to do with the fact the news article said he admitted to driving his own personal vehicle to work after he was already drunk. Can't imagine someone being charged for a DUI for driving it on the ice in an arena.
 
2012-03-02 05:30:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-02 05:51:13 AM

EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?


What kind of stupid law doesn't apply on private property? Never heard of such a thing.
 
2012-03-02 05:55:05 AM
Private property?

Wasn't that abolished in the Patriot act?
 
2012-03-02 05:56:28 AM
Any cop of decent mind arresting this man surely signals the fact that the end times are upon us.
 
2012-03-02 06:07:31 AM

Lone Stranger: "At the time, Apple Valley parks and recreation director Randy Johnson said there was no damage to the arena."

Awesome porn name dude!


Interestingly enough, former AZ Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson, was also known as "The Big Unit"
 
2012-03-02 06:08:58 AM

libranoelrose:


I would be interested in seeing more braless pictures of her.
 
2012-03-02 06:27:10 AM
fark it, let's just post pictures of the chick with the amazing rack
 
2012-03-02 06:32:08 AM
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2012-03-02 06:32:43 AM
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2012-03-02 06:35:07 AM
www.thesmokingjacket.com
 
2012-03-02 06:36:54 AM
files.g4tv.com
 
2012-03-02 06:38:25 AM
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2012-03-02 06:38:47 AM
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2012-03-02 06:42:16 AM
files.g4tv.com
 
2012-03-02 06:53:53 AM
Living the dream. I salute you, sir.

/Also, hurray for a gratuitous boobs thread!
 
2012-03-02 06:54:30 AM

FDR Jones: fark it, let's just post pictures of the chick with the amazing rack


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Succulent.
 
2012-03-02 06:54:52 AM
officialmancard.com
 
2012-03-02 07:08:38 AM
Ms. Keagan NSFW (new window)

/you're welcome
 
2012-03-02 07:24:02 AM

friedlinx: Ms. Keagan NSFW (new window)

/you're welcome


fap fap fap
 
2012-03-02 07:27:59 AM

friedlinx: Ms. Keagan NSFW (new window)

/you're welcome


I'm just waking up, still haven't gotten even up to start the coffee. Thank you, good sir, for starting this day out properly.
 
2012-03-02 07:28:59 AM

FDR Jones: EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?

What kind of stupid law doesn't apply on private property? Never heard of such a thing.


Back in the 90's that was the case for quite a few states. Things like mowing, plowing fields, riding a horse, snowmobiling, ATV-ing, etc. If you never left your back lot, it wasn't illegal.

It's changed most everywhere now though.

There are lots of laws that are different for private property vs. other property. Try to set up a slip-n-slide at a park for once. Firearms laws as well. The "from a building" laws only apply to people that don't own the building and land, likewise for concealment without a permit.
 
2012-03-02 07:50:12 AM

jafiwam: Back in the 90's that was the case for quite a few states. Things like mowing, plowing fields, riding a horse, snowmobiling, ATV-ing, etc. If you never left your back lot, it wasn't illegal.

It's changed most everywhere now though.

There are lots of laws that are different for private property vs. other property. Try to set up a slip-n-slide at a park for once. Firearms laws as well. The "from a building" laws only apply to people that don't own the building and land, likewise for concealment without a permit.


I get what your saying. Some of those laws just apply to being "in public" though. You can still be in public on private property, e.g., shopping malls, etc. Also, owners of private property can contract or just ask local police to enforce laws on their property and so on. I don't know, I just think "bbbut private property" is a pretty weak defense.
 
2012-03-02 07:50:53 AM
*you're
 
2012-03-02 08:16:04 AM
FTFA: ...parents at an Apple Valley ice arena called police to report Bruss was driving a Zamboni erratically.

I'd love to hear that 911 call. Twenty bucks says the dispatcher didn't believe they were serious.
 
2012-03-02 08:20:27 AM
Looks like he'll be spending the next few months... on ice

/where the hell are my sunglasses?
 
2012-03-02 08:21:32 AM
That's bullshiat. How much damage can you do in a zamboni on a damn that's an awesome rack.
 
2012-03-02 08:38:02 AM
When he tried a second time, witnesses had to tell him to turn on the water. According to the complaint, one witness said Bruss drove the Zamboni into the boards of the rink so hard that the machine bounced back about 6 feet.

No wonder the guy drinks. He goes to work and a bunch of people try to tell him how to do his job. Like no one's ever heard of Dry Icing or Testing the Boards. If you read Zamboni Driver Monthly, you'd know about these new techniques. Dry Icing makes the ice harder and running your Z (that's what real Zamboni operators call their machine) in the the boards make sure it's safe for the spectators. Get knocked back less than 4 feet? Not safe. Some 300 pound hockey player could slam in to it and knock the whole wall down. On soft ice that can happen.
 
2012-03-02 08:38:09 AM
Maybe he was just trying to bring a notoriety to the Apple Valley Ice Arena by bringing the NY Rangers to come play an exhibition game and people took his actions the complete wrong way...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-02 08:38:48 AM
Those are... spectacular!

Can we have some succulent butt, too?
 
2012-03-02 08:42:28 AM

EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?


You don't need to be drunk nor actually driving anything to be charged with a DUI.
 
2012-03-02 08:45:44 AM
They arrest Amish and Mennonites for drunk driving.

/Clipclopclipclop oh look your horse would've run into someone's fence.
//But it stopped short and just stood there.
///Because it's a horse.
////Click click.
 
2012-03-02 08:53:02 AM
After those pics, Zam Boehner

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2012-03-02 08:55:07 AM
This has already been done at a rink I used to work at and the guy was able to beat the charge.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2823786
 
2012-03-02 09:08:45 AM
is it just me or is that website absolutely horrible?

Took long enough to load that I left and just came back.

The top looks like a bunch of links and no article.

Scroll down....oh there's the article. Wait, I can't scroll down enough so I can see the whole thing. Every time I do it just scrolls back up.

Print very small.


Oh well - title says it all. Who cares?
 
2012-03-02 09:16:51 AM
www.demotivationalposters.org

hotlink

bravian: EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?

You don't need to be drunk nor actually driving anything to be charged with a DUI.


you don't need to be guilty of a crime to be arrested, convicted and executed.
we are a nation of godless heathens circling the bowl. this is why the commie bloc fell and they didn't need game consoles, fatty foods or the internet to
lead them to destruction.
 
2012-03-02 09:21:26 AM
I don't know where the pics of that blonde with the sweet jugs came from, but I thank you guys for that.


I remember the Zamboni driver at the rink I grew up playing at was a massive drunk. Sometimes he'd just leave the nets in place then kinda push them around the ice with the 'boni. It's not because he was too lazy to move them, he was so wasted on peppermint schnapps he would have fallen flat on his face or ass if he tried to stumble on the ice.


Thanks again for the tits.
 
2012-03-02 09:22:07 AM
Highest i ever got to on a zamboni was .20
 
2012-03-02 09:27:16 AM
Where did this awesome blonde chick come from and who is she?
 
2012-03-02 09:31:00 AM

EvilEgg: I wouldn't think drunk driving laws apply if you are on private property. Do you need a license to drive a Zamboni?


I'm pretty sure that the rink he was at is owned and run by the city like a public park if that makes a difference.
 
2012-03-02 09:31:54 AM

Lone Stranger: "At the time, Apple Valley parks and recreation director Randy Johnson said there was no damage to the arena."

Awesome porn name dude!


True that.
 
2012-03-02 09:43:03 AM
But but but Farkers told me no-one ever gets more than one DUI because it's taken so heavy handed....
 
2012-03-02 09:44:15 AM
Victimless crime, This is all MADDZ's fault.
 
2012-03-02 09:45:58 AM
uhmmmm, shouldn't that be ZWD ? Or ZUI ?
 
2012-03-02 09:46:20 AM

Mr. Parker: Where did this awesome blonde chick come from and who is she?


Based on the file name her name is Carrie_Keagan12.
 
2012-03-02 09:48:05 AM

RandyJohnson: Lone Stranger: "At the time, Apple Valley parks and recreation director Randy Johnson said there was no damage to the arena."

Awesome porn name dude!

True that.


Apple Valley is a cool porn name.
 
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