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2012-03-02 08:12:18 AM
Miriam Potter: Happy to remain a virgin forever.........................Ditto, I also am happy that you remain a virgin
 
2012-03-02 08:15:19 AM

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


Without knowing you at all, from this post alone, it's completely evident why you are also "one" (a virgin?). If you don't like yourself, why would anyone else like you?
 
2012-03-02 08:19:07 AM
'I learned to associate casual sex with disease. Remaining a virgin seemed the only way to remain happy and healthy'

Well that's just goddamn sad.
 
2012-03-02 08:20:59 AM

enderthexenocide: yeah that doesn't work either. i really think that the main reason i'm still a virgin at 32 is precisely because i don't ever try. i don't go out of my way to flirt with women, i don't make an effort to go places and meet people, i don't bother sending women emails on dating sites. and you know what? it turns out that if you don't make an effort, women think you aren't interested, so they ignore you. i always try to act casual and normal when i meet women, cause people tell me that women like it when men don't act interested cause it makes them "mysterious" or something. well, apparently that works for everyone but me. i might as well be invisible.


Dude. Here is my method. I act like myself and discuss things that I find interesting. It's such a cliche that people ignore it but really be yourself.

Anybody willing to tell you what 'women like' as if all women can be described with one sentence is a dumb asshole. Women are individuals with individual tastes. If you are yourself at least when you finally do land a woman she will be right for you instead of being right for the Mr cool tough guy persona.
 
2012-03-02 08:21:37 AM

enderthexenocide: HBK: slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.

Damn dude. You always post in here. Have you thought about hiring a pro? Once you pop that cherry you'll figure out that sex isn't that big of a deal and stop putting the pussy on the pedestal. When you try too hard to get sex, you don't get any. When you stop trying so hard, sex comes to you.

/ don't tell prospective sex partners that you're a virgin.
// don't be nice to women you want to have sex with if they aren't putting out, otherwise they'll walk all over you.

yeah that doesn't work either. i really think that the main reason i'm still a virgin at 32 is precisely because i don't ever try. i don't go out of my way to flirt with women, i don't make an effort to go places and meet people, i don't bother sending women emails on dating sites. and you know what? it turns out that if you don't make an effort, women think you aren't interested, so they ignore you. i always try to act casual and normal when i meet women, cause people tell me that women like it when men don't act interested cause it makes them "mysterious" or something. well, apparently that works for everyone but me. i might as well be invisible.


Step 1) don't listen to girls for dating advice

Step 2) don't listen to anyone on fark for dating advice

/yes i realize that includes me
// seriously, this place is the blind leading the blind
///just be sure to follow step 1
 
2012-03-02 08:22:37 AM
Cankles Cankles Rhubarb peas and carrots peas and carrots.
 
2012-03-02 08:22:49 AM

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have
is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be
hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-02 08:24:11 AM
DNRTFC

Did we ever figure out who the successful one was? I think I got attractive figured out. Popular was a toss off. I mean up. Toss up.
 
2012-03-02 08:26:42 AM
Meh. For every old-maid spinster "I will never have sex until I'm married, even though I'm still single and in my mid 40's" cooch out there, there are a million other vaginas that are willing to put out.

Good luck finding Mr. Right. He's already banging someone else because he's not willing to put up with your shiat.
 
2012-03-02 08:27:00 AM
Celibacy - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions


--- Aldous Huxley
 
2012-03-02 08:29:32 AM
The problem is always you, not everyone else. Steps to recovery:

1. Put yourself in social situations as frequently as possible.
2. Pay attention to others' social cues that allude to your perceived shortcomings.
3. Be reading and willing to endure the continuous psychological beating that this will induce.
4. Adapt yourself, be it physically, mentally, emotionally, socially, or some combination thereof.
5. Iterate steps 1-5 until you find yourself worrying if you might accidentally be way too awesome.
 
2012-03-02 08:29:50 AM

Psycho Zombie Monkey: Celibacy - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions


--- Aldous Huxley


but I don't think any of those girls could be described as pneumatic.
 
2012-03-02 08:30:29 AM
these girls are likeable energetic sassy beauties inexperienced as newborn saints.
 
2012-03-02 08:30:38 AM
I can just imagine grabbing those cankles and having the flesh squish between my fingers like a stress ball.

/my apologies, but I couldn't be alone in that vision.
 
2012-03-02 08:36:02 AM

Lou Brown: FTFA: I don't want to sound conceited, but friends - both male and female - tell me men don't approach me because I'm too pretty.

Uh, no. That's something they just tell you because they're your friends (so they wouldn't want to be rude), and they feel bad for you.


Lulz.
No, that doesn't sound conceited
and delusional.
 
2012-03-02 08:45:21 AM
Meet the new breed of women... who have never had sex and are happy about it.

If they never have sex, their "breed" won't last more than a generation.
 
2012-03-02 08:47:19 AM
Man you guys are pretty damn arrogant to be complaining about these women choosing not to have sex. Who the fark cares? How does it impact your life at all?

Some people really need to keep their noses out of other people's reproductive choices. You are all a bunch of twits.

/Had an "intervention" the other night from my mom and sister about not wanting to have kids
//Still pissed off about it
 
2012-03-02 08:50:29 AM
30.media.tumblr.com

And that's why I don't sleep with Coworkers....That, and nobody lets me.
 
2012-03-02 08:56:23 AM

gaspode: There are so many mean and funny things one could say but you know what? In this case its just too easy. Fish in a barrel.


Deep fried fish in a barrel with extra tartar sauce?
 
2012-03-02 08:56:54 AM

hailin: Man you guys are pretty damn arrogant to be complaining about these women choosing not to have sex. Who the fark cares? How does it impact your life at all?

Some people really need to keep their noses out of other people's reproductive choices. You are all a bunch of twits.

/Had an "intervention" the other night from my mom and sister about not wanting to have kids
//Still pissed off about it


Man you are pretty damn arrogant to be complaining about us complaining about these women choosing not to have sex. Who the fark cares? How does it impact your life at all?

Some people really need to keep their noses out of other people's posting choices. You are a twit.
 
2012-03-02 08:58:55 AM

Huggermugger: Hey, no one chooses to be born ugly. There are many people who have celibacy or loneliness thrust upon them, not by choice. Try having a little sympathy. No one ridicules guys for being homely, or certainly not to the same extent.


Some women are born celibate and lonely, some women achieve celibacy and loneliness, and some women have celibacy and loneliness thrust upon them. With these women it has been all three. Even among women lacking all attractiveness they inevitably stand out as women lacking more attractiveness than all the rest, and people who meet them are always impressed by how unimpressive they are.

These women had three strikes on them from the beginning. Their mothers, their fathers, and Henry Fonda, with whom they bore a sickly resemblance almost from the moment of their births.
 
2012-03-02 08:59:21 AM
It's the shoes. They dye from that color they are all wearing is absorbed into the blood stream and it converts estrogen to cheese cake flavoring.
 
2012-03-02 09:00:07 AM
The sad thing about porn is when 3's prefer porn of 10's to having actual sex with other 3's.

These women had to have been aging for it to be newsworthy (and I use the term very loosely) that they were still virgins. When they were younger they clearly had more opportunity. Too bad they blew it.
 
2012-03-02 09:01:18 AM
dontremaketotalrecall.com


two weeks!
 
2012-03-02 09:01:23 AM
Miriam Potter
I wonder if she's a Hairy Potter?
 
2012-03-02 09:02:40 AM
Pass the redhead. I will re-energize her with my Smooveness, and put my sting in her sideways.

There will also be Shepherd's Pie served.

/Damn.
 
2012-03-02 09:07:52 AM
if a couple of them lost a little - ok a decent amount - of weight, they probably wouldn't be virgins anymore. not saying they would be stunning, but just not virgins.
 
2012-03-02 09:07:53 AM
I hardly ever have sex cos I'm married. Someone do an article about me.
 
2012-03-02 09:09:18 AM
#1 and #4 are definitely *not* virgins. #2 and #3, *maybe* but who cares...

How do I know? Look at their hips. Virgins tend to have hips that are straight, not curvy. Once a woman has had sex even *once* she starts to get curvy around her hips.

/the more you know.
//oh yes, I'm sure some of you are going to call bullshiat that I can't tell things this way... But I assure you, I can and I have.
 
2012-03-02 09:09:49 AM

hailin: /Had an "intervention" the other night from my mom and sister about not wanting to have kids


Christ I get that all the time. "Why don't you want to get married? Why don't you want to have kids?" Because I don't, that's why. It's my life, you don't get a vote.
 
2012-03-02 09:12:40 AM

hailin: Had an "intervention" the other night from my mom and sister about not wanting to have kids


My Catholic parents were just the opposite about the idea of me spawning, and I come from a family with 9 kids. When I told them that me and my (at the time) wife wanted to have kids, they both rolled their eyes at me.

Luckily, my thoughts about having kids got completely destroyed thanks to my divorce a couple years ago. I really dodged a few bullets there.
 
2012-03-02 09:14:04 AM

Errk: A lot of cankles there....


First thing I thought of
 
2012-03-02 09:14:26 AM
Subby should have added a "Not even with someone else's dick" warning.......
 
2012-03-02 09:16:12 AM
"Once a month or so I might feel a flicker of desire, but nothing I need to act on."

They interviewed my wife??
 
2012-03-02 09:17:32 AM
Regardless of the sad state of the rest of those womerns...I'd knock the stuffing out of this one...

i.dailymail.co.uk

In a totally consensual and respectful manner, of course.
 
2012-03-02 09:21:55 AM

taurusowner: I still get waves of self-doubt, a lot. Call me a douche for just trying to hook up, but it's helping me rebuild myself. Something vodka couldn't do. I tried.


You should trade in the Ford Taurus, nothing like a cool car to pick up some shallow sluts. I mean the Taurus is solid machine but not really a head turner.

/I know what it really means
//still think it's funny whenever someone mentions it
 
2012-03-02 09:23:24 AM
So if they're not interested in sex, why the heels? Which, I concur, are oddly similar. But they are heels, nonetheless.
 
2012-03-02 09:24:49 AM

cryinoutloud: IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. I'VE NEVER REGRETTED MY DECISION AT ALL, AND I HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD SEX-FREE LIFE WITH

fark, did I say that out loud?




Naaaaaa...... you're just crying out loud.

And while I'm at it, I suspect '....sex-free life with fark.....' is probably the ultimate cause/effect debate.
 
2012-03-02 09:25:45 AM
So what you're all saying is...
You definitely would NOT hit it. Way below your standards. Look at those fat knees!
 
2012-03-02 09:34:47 AM
Not having sex was not their idea in any of these cases.
 
2012-03-02 09:35:13 AM
If they really were comfortable with their virgin status wouldn't they keep that to themselves? Sounds like a cry for help.
 
2012-03-02 09:35:32 AM

Terrible Party: Regardless of the sad state of the rest of those womerns...I'd knock the stuffing out of this one...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 573x1100]

In a totally consensual and respectful manner, of course.


What if she does not get along with your seeing eye dog?
 
2012-03-02 09:35:55 AM

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


(trying to help a little, without your full story, I can't be help much but maybe this will help you).

1. When you haven't had sex in a while, girls *can* smell it on you through your pheromones and you'll be rejected no matter *what* you do or how attractive you are.
2. Girls tend to choose guys based on height. If you are short, I'd narrow my search down to girls that are your height or shorter. If you are tall, the world is your oyster so to speak. -While there are exceptions, this is typically the *rule*. -The same way guys don't typically like fat chicks or chicks that don't bathe regularly.
3. The happiest married couples tend to look similar to each other. For example, they usually have a difference in height of about 2 inches, are of the same physical activity and energy level, and general attractiveness. If you aren't happy with the girls interested in you, you need to work on these things that you can control, like working out, eating right, etc.
4. While there are girls that are into "guy" things, they are few and far between. Think about it this way... If you found a woman in her 30s who was *really* into "My Little Pony" and had her entire room decked out in "The Little Mermaid" stuff, you'd be a little creeped out right? That works both ways.
5. Whether or not they choose to admit it, girls look for "stability" and "happiness". Most guys translate this as "money" and "confidence", but that isn't exactly right. Confidence is being happy with who you are, and the situation you are in. Girls will be turned off if you are frightened of being fired from your job (or complain about it all the time and aren't doing anything to solve your situation), don't have many friends because you can't relate well with others, wear old and torn clothes (shows you don't take care of yourself well, so how are you going to take care of her and children), etc. Guys with money tend to have an easy time with these things, so most guys interpret this as "gold diggers", but typically this is a legitimate want from a woman about her dream man.
6. You can be "too tall", "too short", "too muscular", "too out of shape", "too meek", "too arrogant", etc. with girls. Does this mean you cannot win? No. It means *girls* are the ones who decide who they mate with. It is only up to them whether or not you are getting anywhere, guys *really* have little power in the whole selection process (although most guys will pretend they do).
7. There are basically two schools of thought with find the right mate for a guy, selective attack (more used by girls actually) where you limit your search to exactly what you are looking for and concentrate on it when you find it, or my preferred starter method (easiest method for anyone actually) which is the "thousand arrows theory". In the "thousand arrows theory" you basically shoot as many arrows at a target as you can, and *one* of them is bound to hit. i.e. join match.com, join eharmony.com, go to church, go to the grocery, go to bars, go to take dance lessons, go to do anything you want to do to meet girls and *talk* to them. The more you just *talk* to them, the more you'll be comfortable around them. Don't pressure them into a date, have it be a natural evolution of talking to you. When you do it right, it will be easy. Learn to take rejection well. There's a thousand reasons girls will reject you, including reasons that have *nothing* to do with you. She may be dating someone else, she may not be comfortable dating outside her race, etc. Start with "winking" on match.com at every girl you find attractive and see who "winks" back. It takes all of one second to do it and if you do it a thousand times, you are bound to get a few wink backs.

/hope that helps. There's a lot more to it if you need additional help, and a ton of guys on the internet who've had similar issues. You *will* find the right girls (or girls), you just need to first figure out what you are doing wrong and what you can do to *fix* it.
 
2012-03-02 09:36:36 AM
What the hell is wrong with the Daily Mail?
 
2012-03-02 09:39:08 AM
But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-03-02 09:39:22 AM

jagec: Lou Brown: FTFA: I don't want to sound conceited, but friends - both male and female - tell me men don't approach me because I'm too pretty.

Uh, no. That's something they just tell you because they're your friends (so they wouldn't want to be rude), and they feel bad for you.

I dunno, I can sorta see it. It's just a matter of...perspective.

[img857.imageshack.us image 256x185]


Perspective, yeah, that's it. The farther away they get, the smaller they look.
 
2012-03-02 09:41:21 AM

chuckufarlie: Terrible Party: Regardless of the sad state of the rest of those womerns...I'd knock the stuffing out of this one...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 573x1100]

In a totally consensual and respectful manner, of course.

What if she does not get along with your seeing eye dog?


I have a feeling she might not be unfamiliar with the dog and peanut butter trick.

My dog loves peanut butter.
 
2012-03-02 09:44:25 AM
Great, now I have the Spitting Image theme song stuck in my head.
 
2012-03-02 09:49:12 AM

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


Here's a tip: Fake confidence is a great thing. Not too cocky, not being a dick or acting better than anyone, just faking that you are secure with and proud about who you are. It will seem unnatural to you, but you'll get better at it. Women will respond better to you, and when they do, it will be easier to fake. The easier it gets, the more and better responses come along. After a little while, you won't have to fake it. Also, smile a lot (not too much to be creepy though) and come off as happy. It's contageous. People like other people who are happy and smiling because it makes them happy too. Look at the guys you know who are just naturally great with women, not the playas, but the guys who just effortlessly have women falling all over them. They're always smiling and upbeat. That's not because they have women falling all over them. They have that because they're always smiling and happy and women love it.

While looks are important, the confidence and happiness are even more. Fake these things in the beginning and they'll be genuine after a little while. Just don't date or have sex with anyone until it is genuine - go to bars, try it on the cute clerk at the gas station, even try to act this way around guys and you'll get a positive response. Everyone responds to these things.
 
2012-03-02 09:54:27 AM
natural selection at its finest. Thanks, Darwin
 
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