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2012-03-02 01:53:49 AM  

maq0r: the fatties who can't get cock


Those don't exist. It's far easier for a given fat chick to get laid than it is for an average guy.

I'd say part of the problem is that the precious snowflakes have been told their whole lives how special and beautiful they are, so their self-image is much higher on the dating totem pole than reality.
 
2012-03-02 01:54:08 AM  

Massagonist: [i.qkme.me image 576x576]


I'd rather have 70 virgins and 2 whores. Let the 70 watch the two (along with me) and learn
 
2012-03-02 01:54:47 AM  

Lou Brown: FTFA: I don't want to sound conceited, but friends - both male and female - tell me men don't approach me because I'm too pretty.

Uh, no. That's something they just tell you because they're your friends (so they wouldn't want to be rude), and they feel bad for you.


I dunno, I can sorta see it. It's just a matter of...perspective.

img857.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-02 01:55:01 AM  

Lou Brown: maq0r: the fatties who can't get cock

Those don't exist. It's far easier for a given fat chick to get laid than it is for an average guy.

I'd say part of the problem is that the precious snowflakes have been told their whole lives how special and beautiful they are, so their self-image is much higher on the dating totem pole than reality.


Well she DID get that 'participation ribbon' for dance
 
2012-03-02 01:56:20 AM  
Came for... oops; no I didn't.
 
2012-03-02 01:57:29 AM  

jagec: I dunno, I can sorta see it. It's just a matter of...perspective.


She's easily the best looking of the bunch, but I don't think she's anywhere near the level where the average guy wouldn't try because he feels she's out of his league.
 
2012-03-02 02:00:33 AM  

Lou Brown: She's easily the best looking of the bunch, but I don't think she's anywhere near the level where the average guy wouldn't try because he feels she's out of his league.


She lives in London. Nobody tries to talk to her because nobody talks to anyone else in London unless -

a) They already know each other
b) They're absolutely blind drunk

part b applies even when introduced via other friends. Nearly all bonding in the UK is done in a state of advanced inebriation. And as soon as a blind drunk Londoner catches wind of "I'm christian and celibate", he'll be well outta there....
 
2012-03-02 02:01:54 AM  
Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.
 
2012-03-02 02:03:12 AM  
Why did ever one of them wear beige shoes? Wouldn't that enhance the cankel effect?
 
2012-03-02 02:06:57 AM  

Lou Brown: jagec: I dunno, I can sorta see it. It's just a matter of...perspective.

She's easily the best looking of the bunch, but I don't think she's anywhere near the level where the average guy wouldn't try because he feels she's out of his league.


The average British man looks like this:
rt.com
 
2012-03-02 02:07:36 AM  

Merkin Ball: *Click* Yup, that is what I expected.


One or two are ok but in a last call kind of way.

The biggest problem is that sex is not that enjoyable with virgins if you have even an average sized man since a lot of women who are virgins late in life usually have hang ups about it, I had sex with a girl who was a virgin at 25 and that was not fun at all, but she made me go through with it. Its not easy to have sex with a girl when you know it cant feel good, usually Im too drunk to notice that kind of thing.......

And her GFs are lying if they say sex is over rated, or they have never had a man do anything other than push their legs back, british women are strange.
 
2012-03-02 02:07:37 AM  
Miriam's sister Samantha says:

Since I left college, where I studied music, and moved to London seven years ago, I've barely been chatted up, even though I think I have gone full-circle from geeky to good-looking.

I don't want to sound conceited, but friends - both male and female - tell me men don't approach me because I'm too pretty
.

pictures.mastermarf.com

Although I guess it would be hard to tell your friend the middle-aged virgin that she's turned the corner from "unspoiled" to "so dysfunctional it's not worth trying anymore"
 
2012-03-02 02:08:00 AM  
Article made me think of this (new window)
Can't believe it's still there.


/They all look like they have eaten children
 
2012-03-02 02:08:19 AM  
Meet the new breed of women

/sees what you did there
 
2012-03-02 02:08:50 AM  
www.seabreeze.net

Move along.......nothing to see here.....move along now.........
 
2012-03-02 02:08:53 AM  

slc11082: So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well?


No, people are mocking the women in the article because they claim they're staying virgins out of a sense of self-righteousness and elitism.
 
2012-03-02 02:09:20 AM  
I am so glad I don't live in Britain. The PC nanny state is in full force there. All the women in media are fat, all the couples are interracial, all the drinking buddies are multi-denominational and all the kids are completely coddled.
 
2012-03-02 02:10:03 AM  

steamingpile: Merkin Ball: *Click* Yup, that is what I expected.

One or two are ok but in a last call kind of way.


Those are some low standards, even for Fark.
 
HBK
2012-03-02 02:11:30 AM  

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


Damn dude. You always post in here. Have you thought about hiring a pro? Once you pop that cherry you'll figure out that sex isn't that big of a deal and stop putting the pussy on the pedestal. When you try too hard to get sex, you don't get any. When you stop trying so hard, sex comes to you.

/ don't tell prospective sex partners that you're a virgin.
// don't be nice to women you want to have sex with if they aren't putting out, otherwise they'll walk all over you.
 
2012-03-02 02:11:55 AM  
Fat and not attractive don't play though. None of these girls look good to me but cmon guys this is Fark. How many mugshots of wildebeast 40 year olds who were arrested for farking kids have we seen?

There is a deep pool of religious guilt and fear of intimacy at work here no matter how happy a face these chicks put on it.They could get laid if they wanted to. Any woman can.
 
2012-03-02 02:12:38 AM  
i'm a 43 year old virgin. these ladies are amateurs.
 
2012-03-02 02:13:51 AM  

Oznog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 559x1100]

Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking... JUST a moment...
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking... JUST a moment...
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking... JUST a moment...
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking... JUST a moment...
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Favorited immediately.

Also, if you don't think sex is great, you're doing it wrong. Given I didn't think it was great until I actually had an orgasm, so I can understand these women might not know what they're missing out on.
 
2012-03-02 02:14:36 AM  
Man, you people are harsh. I'd lay odds most of you could be studman69's long lost brother.

/no beauty queen myself
//been self-conscious my whole life for being a bookish nerd
 
2012-03-02 02:16:42 AM  
Is anyone else thinking "I wouldn't fark them even with Subbys' dick", or is that just me?
 
2012-03-02 02:19:01 AM  
Look, male or female, you CAN get laid. But seriously, if you're a 2, you can probably only expect to get laid by another 2. Maybe a 3, maybe a 1, if you feel like slumming it. Maybe even a 4 if they lost a bet or are excruciatingly drunk. (If you're a 2 and you're taking home a 4, keep a bucket next to the bed for when they start puking.)

And incidentally, there are things that can boost your rating or decrease your rating:
+1-2: Confidence
-1-4: Bad attitude
+1: Sense of humor/fun personality
-1-6: Crazy
+1-2: The right clothes
+1-3: Alcohol or drugs (depending on the quality)
+1-3: Being a good lay/a slut (girls only)

Another thing that sometimes works (especially for girls)? Hanging out with a super hot friend. Because when some cute guy goes after your friend, the wingman will sometimes "take one for the team" and end up "falling on the grenade" (which would be you, the ugly friend). And if you hone your blowjob technique well enough, you could end up even becoming a regular booty call for a guy 2 or 3 levels above you on the hotness scale!

There's no reason that ANYBODY should be stuck a virgin because they're ugly. But if you're ugly, you might have to lower your standards.

/Not that I would know about that.
 
2012-03-02 02:19:26 AM  

Gothnet: Smackledorfer: That said, I hope these women are telling the truth and not lying to themselves about their reasons. Homely or not, the gym is available to all, and exercise makes you feel better whether or not you get dead sexy and start humping left and right. Frankly, having been fat, I really don't trust any fat person under 45 (and even then, I'm skeptical) when they say they are happy with being 50+ lbs overweight. Its not comfortable, its not healthy (so don't gimme the bullshiat that you are enjoying your life but want it cut 20 to 30 years short), the poor diet leaves your energy levels messed up and exercise is more effective than anti-depressants. But I'm done preaching. If you're happy, you're happy, and thats good enough. If you aren't happy and know you are lying to yourself, think about.

Exercise makes you feel better for about two months in my experience, and then you remember how great beer is, and how going to the gym takes up so much time and is basically like voluntarily going to a torture chamber, so you drop down to going once a week. Another couple of months and you stop bothering at all. At least that's how it works for me and nearly everyone I know (yes, nearly everyone I know is a bit fat, one way or another)

Most people aren't happy being fat, but they're not unhappy enough to radically change their lives, and when they try to they don't see any reward. The reward for regular, intense exercise is long term and if not accompanied by a disciplined change in eating habits is no reward at all. I'm happy for you that you lost the weight you wanted to. Many, many people are just not wired in that way, including me it seems.


If it's torture you are doing it wrong. It only takes half an hour a day of some medium intensity strength circuits to get a ton of benefit, short and long term.

It's not about being some buff stud with a six pack or giving up beer. It's about some basic maintenance on the only body you've got. It isn't just long term, it isn't just physical. Don't take my word for it, do a bit of research.

Also, note I said fifty plus pounds overweight. Not "a bit fat". There is a big difference. And we are talking about these lifetime virgins here. Three hours a week isn't destroying their schedule, and if they have to defend their virginity and brioche love to the world like this I'd say they could use workout.

I could be wrong, they might not be in denial at all and are super happy.
 
2012-03-02 02:19:27 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Is anyone else thinking "I wouldn't fark them even with Subbys' dick", or is that just me?


I said with my worst enemy's dick, so you're not alone.
 
2012-03-02 02:20:09 AM  

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


Honestly, I have no idea why you are such a repellent individual:

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Are you sure it's your face and not your intellect, personality and charm that turns rational people away from you?
 
2012-03-02 02:20:16 AM  
Meh, whatever floats your boat. Although some of them are getting to the age where being a virgin is viewed as a detriment and an outcome rather than a choice and a sign of strength of character.
 
2012-03-02 02:20:55 AM  

slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.


The answer lies within (this thread):

Palmer Eldritch: Cripes, just buy it.

 
2012-03-02 02:21:37 AM  

RoyBatty: slc11082: Yeah, I wanna make jokes but i'm one as well.
I don't have the social skills or looks either. So I guess you guys would all make fun of me as well? Sad thing is even the girls in the article would reject me.
I bet people think i'm Gay, if only that were my problem. It's not.

Honestly, I have no idea why you are such a repellent individual:

[i.imgur.com image 381x96]
[i.imgur.com image 393x99]
[i.imgur.com image 640x138]

Are you sure it's your face and not your intellect, personality and charm that turns rational people away from you?


He's playing for sympathy, hoping that some Farkette will feel sorry for him and send him BIE.

/Bragging about how pathetic you are doesn't make you any less pathetic.
 
2012-03-02 02:22:01 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-02 02:24:21 AM  

BiggityBanninated: Those are some low standards, even for Fark.


Well those dresses appear to make them look frumpy on purpose, except for the Victoria chick who I thought was 40 then saw she was in her 20s, that cant be right, she looks old.......

You cant tell what they really look like until you get them in real clothes instead of the loose fitting dresses they have them in and the harsh white background their worst features glare like a supernova.

And still, I will bet most guys have done worse than the first two and the last one on drunken escapades, one of my best nights was waking up, not knowing where I was, then realizing I was in one of the Hawks alternate cheerleaders bed and then her roommate came in half naked so I kind of shielded my eyes saying "Ooops sorry" They both sighed and the roomie said "arent you just the sweetest....." Greatest summer I ever had.

But.........I have woken up next to girls like the ones I mentioned, it makes the great ones stand out that much more and you can never wait to get out of the ugly girls places, the worst is thinking "how the hell am I going to get out of this fugly coonts house?"

Then looking down and seeing your dog lying on the floor. Its like dying inside knowing this fugly whore now knows where you live and you will never get rid of her without a restraining order.
 
2012-03-02 02:24:48 AM  

teeny: Man, you people are harsh. I'd lay odds most of you could be studman69's long lost brother.

/no beauty queen myself
//been self-conscious my whole life for being a bookish nerd


Jonathan is a lucky man
 
2012-03-02 02:24:53 AM  
Every year beyond your mid twenties at the latest, you become magnitudes weirder the longer you go without having sex. It's a natural part of your development cycle, if you don't go through this cycle you're going to be farked up in other ways, to put it eloquently.
 
2012-03-02 02:25:38 AM  

morgantx: He's playing for sympathy


Well FWIW, he does live in Salt Lake City.
 
2012-03-02 02:29:06 AM  

Smackledorfer: If it's torture you are doing it wrong. It only takes half an hour a day of some medium intensity strength circuits to get a ton of benefit, short and long term.


Half an hour per day, including getting to and from the gym, getting changed at each end etc, you're looking at a two hour per day commitment there. Holding down a job as well, the last thing I want is two hours a day of extra 'work' when I'm already tired.

Smackledorfer: Don't take my word for it, do a bit of research.


I've started up and stopped exercise programs multiple times. It's never seemed worth it.


Smackledorfer: I said fifty plus pounds overweight. Not "a bit fat". There is a big difference. And we are talking about these lifetime virgins here. Three hours a week isn't destroying their schedule, and if they have to defend their virginity and brioche love to the world like this I'd say they could use workout.


Well true, these gals are in a different league.
 
2012-03-02 02:29:12 AM  

morgantx: +1-3: Being a good lay/a slut (girls only)


I will dispute this since my first and only threesome came courtesy of an ex who told her college friends about me being good in bed and my "girth" I guess is the easiest way to put it.

It was great getting to thank the biatch later for a nice night of sex later and for her compliments while she was sitting with her new BF, she turned red and our mutual friends laughed since she dumped me because her new BF had money.
 
2012-03-02 02:31:13 AM  
Forget this.
When did Mila Kunis get that booty?
 
2012-03-02 02:32:58 AM  

steamingpile: morgantx: +1-3: Being a good lay/a slut (girls only)

I will dispute this since my first and only threesome came courtesy of an ex who told her college friends about me being good in bed and my "girth" I guess is the easiest way to put it.

It was great getting to thank the biatch later for a nice night of sex later and for her compliments while she was sitting with her new BF, she turned red and our mutual friends laughed since she dumped me because her new BF had money.


I accept your correction.

/WIE?
 
2012-03-02 02:36:02 AM  

Gothnet: Half an hour per day, including getting to and from the gym, getting changed at each end etc, you're looking at a two hour per day commitment there. Holding down a job as well, the last thing I want is two hours a day of extra 'work' when I'm already tired.


If you get past the wall, you will find yourself with more energy everyday. The down side of that is if your SO or others in your life are not on board as well then you will annoy them by getting up earlier after sleeping more soundly.

Gothnet: I've started up and stopped exercise programs multiple times. It's never seemed worth it.


Then you are doing them wrong, most people look at exercise programs as just weight loss, stop doing that. I got a friend of ours to start coming to the gym with me, he had been up and down on his weight most of his life, his main remedy was just walking, now hes jogging and with the mild lifting program I helped him with he actually put on some muscle. Having strength will help you in a lot of ways, one is more energy, two is muscle burns more calorie intake, three it helps the brain feel better when it has a better perceived image to the world there really isnt much need for more than that in life.
 
2012-03-02 02:36:33 AM  

morgantx: steamingpile: morgantx: +1-3: Being a good lay/a slut (girls only)

I will dispute this since my first and only threesome came courtesy of an ex who told her college friends about me being good in bed and my "girth" I guess is the easiest way to put it.

It was great getting to thank the biatch later for a nice night of sex later and for her compliments while she was sitting with her new BF, she turned red and our mutual friends laughed since she dumped me because her new BF had money.

I accept your correction.

/WIE?


Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
Dynamite monkey taunting noted.

/read the farkhandle heed the farkhandle
 
2012-03-02 02:38:46 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: morgantx: steamingpile: morgantx: +1-3: Being a good lay/a slut (girls only)

I will dispute this since my first and only threesome came courtesy of an ex who told her college friends about me being good in bed and my "girth" I guess is the easiest way to put it.

It was great getting to thank the biatch later for a nice night of sex later and for her compliments while she was sitting with her new BF, she turned red and our mutual friends laughed since she dumped me because her new BF had money.

I accept your correction.

/WIE?

Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
Dynamite monkey taunting noted.

/read the farkhandle heed the farkhandle


It's okay. (whispering)My E is not IP. Shhhhhh!!!!!
 
2012-03-02 02:43:34 AM  
i dunno how much "choice" was involved there.

farkin yikes.
 
2012-03-02 02:43:40 AM  

morgantx: demaL-demaL-yeH: morgantx: steamingpile: morgantx:
Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
Dynamite monkey taunting noted.
/read the farkhandle heed the farkhandle

It's okay.


Okay. Remind me to look.

/later
//maybe
 
2012-03-02 02:44:52 AM  

HBK: I had a friend who worked his nuts off to bag a 25 year old virgin. When he told me his plan I asked "virgin by choice or virgin by looks?" It turned out she was a virgin by looks. Then the idiot married the ugly harpy.


Was this friend possessive? I've seen it more than a few times with various friends throughout the years where they settled down with women quite a bit lower than their normal standards. Although it was never admitted by them, I believe they didn't like the hassle of trying to create a stable relationship with attractive women. Competition.

or in my case a few years ago I had an attractive girl but she left for her high school sweetheart. This was a guy that didn't like ANYONE else looking at his girl. He made her pig out so she would look fat, ugly, and only he would be able to see the true beauty within her. He was open about this with her and she was okay with it. (After she called 911 and nearly got me charged with attempted murder for allegedly "choking" her because she wanted to tell me in a text while I was locked up so I couldn't read it before she flew across the country to NY to meet him) WTF?! Crazy biatch... it's not hard to let go/move on and we had only been occasionally seeing each other for 3 months. Glad it didn't drag out any further.
 
2012-03-02 02:46:23 AM  

ambercricket: So ugly women turn their hideousness into a philosophy? This is news? Really?


not all of them. some date each other.
then it's more of a lifestyle choice than a philosophy.
 
HBK
2012-03-02 02:52:23 AM  

Tenatra: HBK: I had a friend who worked his nuts off to bag a 25 year old virgin. When he told me his plan I asked "virgin by choice or virgin by looks?" It turned out she was a virgin by looks. Then the idiot married the ugly harpy.

Was this friend possessive? I've seen it more than a few times with various friends throughout the years where they settled down with women quite a bit lower than their normal standards. Although it was never admitted by them, I believe they didn't like the hassle of trying to create a stable relationship with attractive women. Competition.

or in my case a few years ago I had an attractive girl but she left for her high school sweetheart. This was a guy that didn't like ANYONE else looking at his girl. He made her pig out so she would look fat, ugly, and only he would be able to see the true beauty within her. He was open about this with her and she was okay with it. (After she called 911 and nearly got me charged with attempted murder for allegedly "choking" her because she wanted to tell me in a text while I was locked up so I couldn't read it before she flew across the country to NY to meet him) WTF?! Crazy biatch... it's not hard to let go/move on and we had only been occasionally seeing each other for 3 months. Glad it didn't drag out any further.


Yep, he was extremely possessive. I think it was also a control issue. She was very, very immature for her age and still lived with her folks. Since he was the only man who ever loved her, was her first sex, and since she was way below him in looks, he wouldn't have to worry about her leaving him and she would put up with his weirdness.

You really hit the nail on the head.
 
2012-03-02 02:55:17 AM  
I'm okay with this breed going extinct.
 
2012-03-02 02:56:28 AM  

Tenatra: HBK: I had a friend who worked his nuts off to bag a 25 year old virgin. When he told me his plan I asked "virgin by choice or virgin by looks?" It turned out she was a virgin by looks. Then the idiot married the ugly harpy.

Was this friend possessive? I've seen it more than a few times with various friends throughout the years where they settled down with women quite a bit lower than their normal standards. Although it was never admitted by them, I believe they didn't like the hassle of trying to create a stable relationship with attractive women. Competition.


It's not just a competition issue, but an issue of what is expected in a relationship. When you're the higher-value partner, you are the one who sets the rules in the relationship. Maybe it has to do with physical attractiveness, or in the case or a slut with a booty call or an FWB, whoever's easiest is often the standard-setter. But whatever the case, it boils down to the fact that the higher-value partner could replace the lower-value partner easily, so the higher-value partner is the one who is in a position of power.
 
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