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(Pensacola News Journal)   Meth lab ingredients: Ephedrine...check. Iodine...check. Drain cleaner...check. Napalm...check   (pnj.com) divider line 46
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2012-03-01 08:40:34 PM  
I love the smell of meth labs in the morning. Smells like meth
 
2012-03-01 08:50:07 PM  
Just add loser
 
2012-03-01 08:55:34 PM  
It's like Beavis made a meth lab.
 
2012-03-01 09:13:18 PM  
You won't find paradise that way.
 
2012-03-01 09:17:30 PM  
Napalm found in Milton meth lab


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"I believe you have my napalm."
 
2012-03-01 09:36:03 PM  
Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.
 
2012-03-01 09:54:22 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.


*takes notes*
 
2012-03-01 10:50:43 PM  

GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.

*takes notes*


As you're taking notes, please remember that mixing in a little bit of gasoline at a time will allow you to titrate how sticky the napalm end product will be, which is a very bad thing, so don't do it. Bad. Thing.

Also, don't use a chlorine/brake fluid igniter, and don't dump the napalm/igniter into a Ziploc freezer bag so that it can be thrown a long way and burst on impact. This is even more dangerous than anything above. You'll probably blow your hand off, and burn up the rest of you. So stop even thinking about it.

/no, really
//incredibly bad idea to mess with
///know what I'm talking about
 
2012-03-01 10:51:23 PM  
Investigators say he is a scientist, but said they were not permitted to discuss his work.

Took me about 5 minutes to find out where he works. The PNJ is one of the worst papers I've had the misfortune to read.
 
2012-03-01 11:23:17 PM  

dahmers love zombie: You'll probably blow your hand off, and burn up the rest of you.


Uh yeah. That's basically guaranteed for me.
 
2012-03-01 11:28:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.


Reminds me when I was young and stupid. I ran out of gas and had to walk to the gas station, but they didn't have a gas can so I tried to pump the gas into a 44oz styrofoam cup. The thing disintegrated in my hand.

But I thought napalm was made from gas and soap chips.
 
2012-03-02 12:24:23 AM  

jaylectricity: Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.

Reminds me when I was young and stupid. I ran out of gas and had to walk to the gas station, but they didn't have a gas can so I tried to pump the gas into a 44oz styrofoam cup. The thing disintegrated in my hand.

But I thought napalm was made from gas and soap chips.


Try this experiment.

- Set soap chips on fire. Use a blow torch. Take notes.
- Set 1 square centimeter of a plastic milk jug on fire over a large piece of aluminum foil with your exhaust fan running full blast and you upwind.

Take notes.
 
2012-03-02 01:46:03 AM  
Very funny. I'm still alive, but I'm pretty mad at you.
 
2012-03-02 04:15:44 AM  

dahmers love zombie: GAT_00: Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.

*takes notes*

As you're taking notes, please remember that mixing in a little bit of gasoline at a time will allow you to titrate how sticky the napalm end product will be, which is a very bad thing, so don't do it. Bad. Thing.

Also, don't use a chlorine/brake fluid igniter, and don't dump the napalm/igniter into a Ziploc freezer bag so that it can be thrown a long way and burst on impact. This is even more dangerous than anything above. You'll probably blow your hand off, and burn up the rest of you. So stop even thinking about it.

/no, really
//incredibly bad idea to mess with
///know what I'm talking about


/ not sure if to click smart or funny....
 
2012-03-02 04:29:55 AM  
Maybe he got it from napalm.net
 
2012-03-02 04:36:52 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Napalm is a cruel joke foisted on the military industrial complex.

Now on the the other hand, NEVER EVER take a pint of gasoline and NEVER EVER mix it with styrofoam or other high density polystyrenes. This would be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

So don't do it.


That's the way we did it as kids... and accidentially set a few fields on fire close to my home... But gods was it fun... errrrmmm... wait, no it wasn't, because it was actually a friend... yeah, that's it.. a friend of mine...
 
2012-03-02 04:44:23 AM  
16 comments and no Breaking Bad reference yet? I'll check back in 10 minutes.
 
2012-03-02 04:49:31 AM  
A german made assault rifle! Oh horrors! Because an M-XX American gun can only kill commies, amirite?
 
2012-03-02 05:15:52 AM  
Oh, come on. Every kid whips up a batch of napalm at some point, don't they? Those pastures don't catch fire by themselves, you know.
 
2012-03-02 05:48:08 AM  
I didn't know there was a German version of the AK 47.
 
2012-03-02 05:51:41 AM  
And napalm does have civilian uses like the lazy man's way to get wet wood to burn for a campfire.
 
2012-03-02 06:19:24 AM  
Doesn't sound like he was planning on selling his meth. Could have marketed it as bougie-meth (tweaked to lessen paranoia, scientist, clean lab). Napalm added umami to the story.
 
2012-03-02 06:56:05 AM  
Good time in Vegas...
 
2012-03-02 07:04:31 AM  

El_Swino: Oh, come on. Every kid whips up a batch of napalm at some point, don't they? Those pastures don't catch fire by themselves, you know.


I recall being 14 and hanging out down at the railroad tracks trying this stuff with my deliquent friend. He's also the one who convinced me smoking the filter of a cigarette would get us high. I'm pretty sure I lost years on my life span hanging out with him.
 
2012-03-02 07:35:25 AM  
You've got to remember any time a government entity raids a household if they find anything more dangerous than a plastic cup half full of water it's cause for concern.

Pretty sure if they came to my house after I use my Giant Eagle gasoline discounts to buy gas they'd openly wonder why ANYONE would need 15 gallons of gas stored on their property - was he going to make napalm? A fuel-air explosive? What if it was stored there to fuel his drug running submarine?
 
2012-03-02 08:00:13 AM  
Meth is a good recreational drug when done in moderation.

Imagine a longer acting 5 Hour Energy. A more effective Red Bull. When you're on meth, you feel like you can fly...
 
2012-03-02 08:03:44 AM  
i love calling in my napalm strike after a 5 man killstreak.
 
2012-03-02 08:05:54 AM  
Sounds like the plot to the new Troma flick: the mad meth scientist accidentally mixes chocolate and peanut butter while brewing methectasy and creates a clothes eating virus that attacks attractive babe and makes them super horney.

Sweet. I'll be in my room.
 
2012-03-02 08:06:32 AM  

mc_madness: Meth is a good recreational drug when done in moderation.

Imagine a longer acting 5 Hour Energy. A more effective Red Bull. When you're on meth, you feel like you can fly...


We got it once by accident. Never mind how you get something like that by accident. We were mad it didn't get us high. 2 days later we were still up and mad it didn't get us high. Never touched the stuff again. Really officer.
 
2012-03-02 08:11:33 AM  

mc_madness: Meth is a good recreational drug when done in moderation.


So is coke and it's many forms, heroin, pcp, lsd, mdma, ruthenal, pot, shrooms, N20, alcohol, tobacco, butterfly shrimp, popcorn shrimp
 
2012-03-02 08:42:32 AM  
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You can make napalm by mixing equal parts orange juice concentrate and gasoline.
 
2012-03-02 08:43:54 AM  

WinoRhino: El_Swino: Oh, come on. Every kid whips up a batch of napalm at some point, don't they? Those pastures don't catch fire by themselves, you know.

I recall being 14 and hanging out down at the railroad tracks trying this stuff with my deliquent friend. He's also the one who convinced me smoking the filter of a cigarette would get us high. I'm pretty sure I lost years on my life span hanging out with him.


Jeff?
 
2012-03-02 08:46:07 AM  
Chemicals used in one compound can often be used in another, more at ten.

Thanks rick!
 
2012-03-02 08:47:28 AM  
One time, in high school, the pot going around was laced with PCP. Users of said pot were unaware of this prior to use. Apparently, staring at the car dashboard for six hours seems like about two minutes to a user of PCP.

/Drew might remember...it was his senior year; I was a sophomore...
 
2012-03-02 09:01:46 AM  

andychrist420: 16 comments and no Breaking Bad reference yet? I'll check back in 10 minutes.


i.qkme.me

/better?
//sorry, I was sleeping
 
2012-03-02 09:17:54 AM  
Must have had a problem in stealing some anhydrous ammonia.
 
2012-03-02 09:18:25 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-02 09:39:18 AM  

Fizpez: You've got to remember any time a government entity raids a household if they find anything more dangerous than a plastic cup half full of water it's cause for concern.

Pretty sure if they came to my house after I use my Giant Eagle gasoline discounts to buy gas they'd openly wonder why ANYONE would need 15 gallons of gas stored on their property - was he going to make napalm? A fuel-air explosive? What if it was stored there to fuel his drug running submarine?


god forbid if you are a handy DIY home owner. tools & supplies from repairing an electrical appliance? you're teh bomb builder. stuff for a plumbing project?
illegal contraband for building dope smoking apparatus. putting together an emergency go-pack in case of storm / power outage? you're a hardcore
survivalist freak ready to go on the lam. grow 1" and gain 35LBS since you got your driver's license at 17 and never changed those stats? carrying falsified official documents.
the fact that there are lawyers making good careers specializing in one tiny
aspect of the law shows how screwed the everyday unwashed are. ignorance of the law is no excuse but there are more laws than any one person could possibly comprehend (toss in statutes etcetera).
and here is this hard working well educated fellow just trying to make an extra buck or two and now his life is ruined.
 
2012-03-02 09:54:07 AM  
Idiotic safety culture + moral panic over drugs is ruining one of the redeeming aspects of our culture, namely the chemistry set writ large.

This is really a rights issue. Individuals should have the right to mess with cool stuff so long as they aren't harming innocents.

We are not looking at the downside of this proscription which,is to raise a generation of ignorami and weens.
 
2012-03-02 10:10:39 AM  
Office narcotics investigators were serving a search warrant for drugs at the home of a scientist

Well if I was going to have my meth come from someone it would be a scientist, I mean times are tough for everyone looking for work gotta do what you gotta do.

//don't do drugs but if I did.....
 
2012-03-02 10:11:03 AM  
He had a whole mason jar full of napalm. A truly staggering amount. Is it even illegal to make napalm? Tide+gasoline.

/has made naplam
//former Marine aviation ordnanceman
 
BHK
2012-03-02 01:18:16 PM  
Some years ago the US Army released (and then withdrew, and then released again and probably did the same a few more times) a series of field operations manuals on unconventional warfare techniques. The manuals were designed for soldiers who might be behind enemy lines and in need of ways to create havoc and uncertainty. They were sold in military surplus stores. The book on incendiaries has the recipe for making napalm, amongst other things. I'm sure that copies of the book can be found online.
 
2012-03-02 02:09:38 PM  

catmandu: [i283.photobucket.com image 495x445]


As a dog lover, that's hilarious.

Seriously though, I need pseudophedrine to keep my allergies under control and breathe comfortably. Did you know the system they run you through to buy Claritin D now is called MethCheck? I get the pleasure of that suspicion every 14 days or so.

I farking hate Meth heads. There should be a shoot on sight law for those douchebags.
 
2012-03-02 02:49:07 PM  
Chili P... check
 
2012-03-02 07:26:33 PM  

AngryDragon: I farking hate Meth heads. There should be a shoot on sight law for those douchebags.


How do you feel about casual users?
 
2012-03-02 10:46:24 PM  
The Sheriff's Office would not name Stanley's employer but said documents were found in the house that indicated he is a scientist chemist
 
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