FARK.com: (6971385) Wilmer Valderrama has a new notch in his bedpost: Minka Kelly. Your move, John Mayer. May I suggest Miss [insert Eastern Bloc country here]?

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		Wilmer Valderrama has a new notch in his bedpost: Minka Kelly. Your move, John Mayer. May I suggest Miss [insert Eastern Bloc country here]? (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		67
		More: Interesting, Wilmer Valderrama, Minka Kelly, Liam Hemsworth, Hayden Panettiere, Beverly Hills, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus

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voran		2012-03-01 12:20:30 PM

Seriously, you just ripped off the the actual first lines of the article itself?

Uzzah		2012-03-01 12:23:29 PM

I'd like to get a good look at her minka....

/after she showers off Fez's goo, of course.

srhp29		2012-03-01 12:24:36 PM

voran: Seriously, you just ripped off the the actual first lines of the article itself?

Sometimes, sites submit their own articles. Other times, lines from the articles or the headline is already good enough for a submission. I know both of those are giant revelations, but they are also true.

By the was, Fez is quite a downgrade for Minka.

Raug the Dwarf		2012-03-01 12:27:51 PM

Well, he IS sexy and he knows it.

beerrun		2012-03-01 12:28:13 PM

voran: Seriously, you just ripped off the the actual first lines of the article itself?

Yeah, copypasta headlines make me stabby.

lasercannon		2012-03-01 12:29:02 PM

Color me surprised, I mean Minka Kelly is 31, usually Fez goes or the barely legal and sometimes not even legal girls. Plus having emotional and psychological problems are also a requirement.

fatalvenom		2012-03-01 12:30:19 PM

Well, now he has Jeter's herp.

basemetal		2012-03-01 12:30:27 PM

I love Fez, he's a pussy gettin fool.

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen		2012-03-01 12:30:51 PM

I thought he recently came out (Valderrama, that is)... so who am I thinking of? Anyone? Anyone?

Wellon Dowd		2012-03-01 12:33:39 PM

lasercannon: Color me surprised, I mean Minka Kelly is 31, usually Fez goes or the barely legal and sometimes not even legal girls. Plus having emotional and psychological problems are also a requirement.

After reading about his High School Musical "party" with AnnaSophia Robb and Sarah Hyland this is a bit unexpected.

Yanks_RSJ		2012-03-01 12:35:44 PM

I don't know who Jeter is currently farking, but it's clear he won that breakup. Hope Minka enjoyed the gift basket memorabilia.

debug		2012-03-01 12:36:33 PM

His name was Fes. Foreign Exchange Student.

H31N0US		2012-03-01 12:37:16 PM

So which one has a movie / pilot coming out soon?

akula		2012-03-01 12:37:32 PM

That is an extremely attractive woman, no matter who is tapping that. Just goes to show- sometimes the massive money and great physique isn't enough to land a beautiful woman. They sure as hell don't hurt (not that I'd know, I don't have either), but hey, I'll salute him.

Lsherm		2012-03-01 12:39:26 PM

She's like, old-school Hollywood beautiful. You know she probably waxes bare, but you'd put up with triangle bush, because on her it would be classy. On Paris Hilton you'd just think she was trying to cover up the Herp and genital warts.

Killer Cars		2012-03-01 12:40:21 PM

lasercannon: Plus having emotional and psychological problems are also a requirement.

Minka might. It must be tough to be in a long relationship with a famous baseball player and only have a gift basket to show for it.

Killer Cars		2012-03-01 12:41:11 PM

damn it. *shakes fist* at Yanks_RSJ.

Morpheses		2012-03-01 12:41:18 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I thought he recently came out (Valderrama, that is)... so who am I thinking of? Anyone? Anyone?

Tom Cruise.

/NTTAWWT

srhp29		2012-03-01 12:43:18 PM

debug: His name was Fes. Foreign Exchange Student.

Fes does not sound like Fez, which is what they called him. I think both spellings are acceptable based on a quick google search.

James Scameron		2012-03-01 12:45:15 PM

APPROVEZ!

I bet Minker Kellog is really really smart.

theorellior		2012-03-01 12:47:48 PM

srhp29: Fes does not sound like Fez, which is what they called him.

That was the joke. In one of the early episodes they made a point of mentioning that they couldn't pronounce his real name so they just called him F.E.S., which they pronounced "fezz".

Hoboclown		2012-03-01 12:48:08 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I thought he recently came out (Valderrama, that is)... so who am I thinking of? Anyone? Anyone?

assets.nydailynews.com

Different Fez (new window)

Gunderson		2012-03-01 12:51:57 PM

lasercannon: Color me surprised, I mean Minka Kelly is 31, usually Fez goes or the barely legal and sometimes not even legal girls. Plus having emotional and psychological problems are also a requirement.

I agree. Minka is approaching David Spade territory nowadays.

NuttierThanEver		2012-03-01 12:56:36 PM

Wellon Dowd: lasercannon: Color me surprised, I mean Minka Kelly is 31, usually Fez goes or the barely legal and sometimes not even legal girls. Plus having emotional and psychological problems are also a requirement.

After reading about his High School Musical "party" with AnnaSophia Robb and Sarah Hyland this is a bit unexpected.

Details?

Uncle Pooky		2012-03-01 01:02:16 PM

H31N0US: So which one has a movie / pilot coming out soon?

Wilmer's on that new show "Awake" that starts tonight, if that helps.

myinternetname		2012-03-01 01:13:09 PM

I'll never understand the draw that guy has.

Strxtrsprt11		2012-03-01 01:16:49 PM

She needs a sandwich.

cryinoutloud		2012-03-01 01:17:48 PM

Fez is actually a hot guy, if you only know him from That 70s Show. I saw him on a sitcom the other night and he is. I wouldn't even have recognized him except for the voice.

Surool		2012-03-01 01:31:16 PM

That's odd... she looks over 18. Are you sure he's dating her?

dyli		2012-03-01 01:32:11 PM

I prefer him as "Handy Manny".

babysealclubber		2012-03-01 01:43:28 PM

I never understood nor will I ever understand the fascination people have about who's banging who.

beerrun		2012-03-01 01:48:37 PM

dyli: I prefer him as "Handy Manny".

Glad I swallowed that last gulp of Coke before I read that.

dualplains		2012-03-01 01:49:51 PM

I'd feed her meter. Hell, I'd let her feed mine if she was into that sort of thing.

threedingers		2012-03-01 01:53:21 PM

myinternetname: I'll never understand the draw that guy has.

FTFA: Wilmer Valderrama has a legendary hose, and he's a Jedi Master with that monster of his (as he'll gladly tell you).

Not sure if TFA is serious, but it would make sense...

srhp29		2012-03-01 02:06:38 PM

cryinoutloud: Fez is actually a hot guy, if you only know him from That 70s Show. I saw him on a sitcom the other night and he is. I wouldn't even have recognized him except for the voice.

He spoke with that silly voice/accent from That '70's Show?

dr.zaeus		2012-03-01 02:07:17 PM

I swear, if you close your eyes while he speaks on That 70's Show you can picture him having Down Syndrome.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-03-01 02:13:55 PM

Hey, Wilmer...

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

"I wish you weren't a liar."

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-03-01 02:28:50 PM

Finally someone who's not barely legal. I swear that man's seen more 18 year old girls than planned parenthood.

ihatedumbpeople		2012-03-01 02:48:24 PM

Hoboclown: Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I thought he recently came out (Valderrama, that is)... so who am I thinking of? Anyone? Anyone?

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x437]

Different Fez (new window)

I didn't hear the original 'coming out' bit...I assume it was a bit, it IS radio after all. If it was real, I'm not sure why he didn't come out years ago, dude has to be pushing 50 and everyone but Fez was aware he was gay.

The Homer Tax		2012-03-01 03:00:58 PM

I just started watching "Friday Night Lights." Minka Kelly is very hot, but goddamn, her character on that show is insufferable and she's a borderline baby-talker.

gunga galunga		2012-03-01 03:35:03 PM

Yanks_RSJ: I don't know who Jeter is currently farking, but it's clear he won that breakup. Hope Minka enjoyed the gift basket memorabilia.

I also hopes she enjoys details about their sex life becoming Howard Stern fodder after they break up.

cryinoutloud		2012-03-01 04:13:04 PM

srhp29:
He spoke with that silly voice/accent from That '70's Show?

No. He has an accent, but it's not that bad.

EyeballKid		2012-03-01 04:17:35 PM

You see, women? It's decisions like this that keep you at 70 cents on the dollar.

zinny		2012-03-01 04:42:51 PM

I hate that bastard.

chopit		2012-03-01 04:46:05 PM

This article sounds like it was written by Wilmer Valerrama. Talking about his penis size? WTF?

peterthx		2012-03-01 04:49:10 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-03-01 05:02:07 PM

Good for Fez. All he had to do to get the ladies was travel 32 years into the future.

kyuzokai		2012-03-01 05:15:54 PM

James Scameron: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x249]

APPROVEZ!

I bet Minker Kellog is really really smart.

What thou hast done therein, mine eyes perceiveth.

Viva El Pibe!

Truman Burbank		2012-03-01 06:25:50 PM

If true, then Minka Kelly's now on the fast track to Wrecked Careerville via Crazytown.

Magorn		2012-03-01 06:56:55 PM

The Homer Tax: I just started watching "Friday Night Lights." Minka Kelly is very hot, but goddamn, her character on that show is insufferable and she's a borderline baby-talker.

oh THAT's who she is?

That Erik Estrada wanna be is tapping THIS?:
minkakellypictures.com