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		Not significant: robbing a liquor store. Interesting: using a propane torch and lighter as your weapon. Hilarious: Clerk follows you outside and beats you up with a baseball bat to retrieve the money (theoaklandpress.com)		20
		More: Amusing, Pontiac, Shelby Township, robbery, propane torch

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Smeggy Smurf		2012-03-01 11:41:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Evil Mackerel		2012-03-01 11:42:24 AM

The old in and out eh?

cig-mkr		2012-03-01 11:43:15 AM

FTA: Later, the suspect's father called the Oakland County Sheriff's Office to report that "his son had been jumped in Pontiac and that he was forced to rob the In & Out."

Quick thinking on the old mans part. Wonder if it will hold up in court?

Grapple		2012-03-01 11:43:25 AM

That's what he gets for bringing a torch to a bat fight.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-03-01 11:43:59 AM

Later, the suspect's father called the Oakland County Sheriff's Office to report that "his son had been jumped in Pontiac and that he was forced to rob the In & Out."

hahhahaa....nice try pop..how could you think that this would work at all. facepalms.

srtpointman		2012-03-01 11:47:19 AM

Hilarious. Maybe next time he'll learn to use a gun.

rudemix		2012-03-01 11:49:06 AM

At some point this video will appear on World's Dumbest. Danny Bonaduce and Leif Garrett will make fun of this guy. At what point in your life do you decide to take control of it, if the specter of Bonadouche and Garrett getting to lol at you isn't enough to prompt the change?

Orgasmatron138		2012-03-01 11:49:50 AM

This guy will sue the store. And he'll win.

PsiChi		2012-03-01 11:49:53 AM

Please let there be a tape...please let there be a tape...dag!

Sentient		2012-03-01 11:51:39 AM

Later, the suspect's father called the Oakland County Sheriff's Office to report that "his son had been jumped in Pontiac and that he was forced to rob the In & Out."

Absolutely pathetic. I see where the kid gets it.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-03-01 11:53:13 AM

Sentient: Later, the suspect's father called the Oakland County Sheriff's Office to report that "his son had been jumped in Pontiac and that he was forced to rob the In & Out."

Absolutely pathetic. I see where the kid doesn't get it.

FTFY

steelkidney		2012-03-01 11:59:15 AM

Anyone thinking about robbing a liquor store should watch the opening scene of Pulp Fiction first.

lack of warmth		2012-03-01 12:01:30 PM

Yes! A Michigan story that ends well.

dj_bigbird		2012-03-01 12:15:02 PM

My hometown made the news! w00t!

Odd Bird		2012-03-01 12:37:27 PM

Way to go, Hamilton!
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puddleonfire		2012-03-01 01:22:58 PM

Threatened with a 6-inch flame and he hands over the money?

metametameta		2012-03-01 01:48:32 PM

Son, you've got a panty on your head.

JuggleGeek		2012-03-01 05:50:42 PM

The victim of an armed robbery at the In & Out Party store in Pontiac was able to get his money back after beating the suspect with a baseball bat.

Now that's a feel good story, right there. They should make a movie.

iToad		2012-03-01 09:18:06 PM

Sounds like the robber was unclear on the difference between a propane torch and a flamethrower.

tcaptain		2012-03-02 01:49:30 PM

cig-mkr: FTA: Later, the suspect's father called the Oakland County Sheriff's Office to report that "his son had been jumped in Pontiac and that he was forced to rob the In & Out."

Quick thinking on the old mans part. Wonder if it will hold up in court?

Man I've been doing it wrong...

So, just so I get it straight....if I'm jumped in Pontiac...I have to go and rob that In & Out? Or just any In & Out?

Does it have to be with a blow torch?

I'm confused.

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