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		When you're rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass, you don't care if people think you're gay (blog.chron.com)		16
		More: Obvious, Dustin Lance Black, George Clooney, George Wallace, The Advocate, Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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AxL sANe		2012-03-01 10:57:38 AM

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fatalvenom: I've never even heard anyone suggest Clooney is gay.

Where did this come from?

Apparently you didn't see Batman and Robin.

dutchoven69		2012-03-01 10:39:02 AM

3 votes:

"Yeah, what he said. I'm not gay either. I mean, it's okay if I am...I'm not...but I'd be okay with it...I wouldn't like it, but...wait, what did he say?"

Baron Harkonnen		2012-03-01 10:26:19 AM

3 votes:

Way to stay classy, Clooney.

/No, seriously. Way to stay classy. And I'm willing to bet the man's not too worried about the gay rumors because he's had more pussy than the Humane Society.

miss diminutive		2012-03-01 06:30:45 AM

2 votes:

He tells The Advocate magazine, "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, 'These are lies!' That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I'm not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I'm very happy in it.

He adds, "One day the marriage equality fight will look as archaic as George Wallace standing on the University of Alabama steps keeping James Hood from attending college because he was black. People will be embarrassed to have been on the wrong side. So it's encouraging to know that this too will seem like such a silly argument to our next generation."

Great, as if I needed another reason to want to fark his brains out.

born_yesterday		2012-03-01 08:41:49 PM

1 votes:

Cythraul: How can you guys let frepnog derail and ruin a perfectly good George Clooney worship thread?

Shame on y'all.

Seriously. If you guys were a sea of fine ass, frepnog just rowed his cockboat through you.

/Gonna make it play!

T.rex		2012-03-01 04:35:02 PM

1 votes:

To hell with him being gay... i want him to come out about being bald.

jobskee		2012-03-01 03:17:43 PM

1 votes:

I weep for the lack of who-he's-farking pictures on this thread. Geez:

media.philly.com

pute kisses like a man		2012-03-01 02:08:13 PM

1 votes:

came here for sea of fine ass, left with cockboat argument about proper statistical analysis.

elvindeath		2012-03-01 01:15:02 PM

1 votes:

So what Clooney's trying to say is "I hope every one else is gay, because that leaves more chicks for me. Not that I need any help, because I could get your mom and sister lined up for a tag team on your living room sofa before you had time to finish hanging up my coat"

theorellior		2012-03-01 12:25:50 PM

1 votes:

frepnog: i never said "all religions thru history". i said "people have believed in god for thousands of years". not unclear in anyway.

If this thread is any indication, that's just not the case.

sometimes i wonder about the average IQ of the people on fark.

Well, you keep on wondering. Look up Dunning-Kruger while you're wondering.

fatalvenom		2012-03-01 11:03:55 AM

1 votes:

Arkanaut: I'm sure Derek Jeter feels the same way.

But Jeter sends the broads home with a gift basket. It's his way of making himself feel better after he just expanded the herp tree.

theurge14		2012-03-01 10:36:20 AM

1 votes:

Jumpin Jbot: I imagine him saying this while he's swimming in a sea of naked ladies

I imagine a sea of naked ladies.

SchlingFocker		2012-03-01 08:02:08 AM

1 votes:

BurnShrike: miss diminutive: Also, rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass is now my new favourite saying, subby.

+1 to you.

No no no. It's much better with the grammatical mistakes intact.

Your write.

Petit_Merdeux		2012-03-01 07:04:26 AM

1 votes:

Think your gay what, smitty?

Lucky LaRue		2012-03-01 06:43:23 AM

1 votes:

Majick Thise: Should have the Hero tag

It is rare that I hear a Hollywood star say something and think, "I really admire that guy/lady." Don't get me wrong, I still hate him for his good looks and the hotties he hooks up with, but I admire Clooney, now.

miss diminutive		2012-03-01 06:32:15 AM

1 votes:

Also, rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass is now my new favourite saying, subby.

+1 to you.

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