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(Chron)   When you're rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass, you don't care if people think you're gay   ( blog.chron.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Dustin Lance Black, George Clooney, George Wallace, The Advocate, Jesse Tyler Ferguson  
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2012-03-01 06:32:15 AM  
3 votes:
Also, rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass is now my new favourite saying, subby.

+1 to you.
2012-03-01 10:10:01 AM  
2 votes:
He adds, "One day the marriage equality fight will look as archaic as George Wallace standing on the University of Alabama steps keeping James Hood from attending college because he was black. People will be embarrassed to have been on the wrong side. So it's encouraging to know that this too will seem like such a silly argument to our next generation."


Goddamn right. Though I'd add that this already seems silly to the next generation. Young people don't give a fark about homosexuality/heterosexuality OR race.

My little sister is in college, and her and her friends invite me to a lot of parties (her friends like my sense of humor apparently). Let me tell you, it's really really heartening to hear how utterly, casually oblivious they are to race and sexuality when they don't think a responsible adult is around. Casually mocking old stereotypes, an utter lack of cowed reverence for the old racial slurs and epithets... They truly do NOT care at all about race, gender and sexuality. It's pretty awesome to witness, actually.
2012-03-01 07:38:50 AM  
2 votes:
If I was plowing Stacy Kiebler, you could call me gay all you want.
2012-03-01 06:24:27 AM  
2 votes:
Should have the Hero tag
2012-03-01 03:17:43 PM  
1 vote:
I weep for the lack of who-he's-farking pictures on this thread. Geez:

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2012-03-01 12:25:50 PM  
1 vote:

frepnog: i never said "all religions thru history". i said "people have believed in god for thousands of years". not unclear in anyway.


If this thread is any indication, that's just not the case.

sometimes i wonder about the average IQ of the people on fark.

Well, you keep on wondering. Look up Dunning-Kruger while you're wondering.
2012-03-01 11:42:35 AM  
1 vote:

frepnog: guys, pretty much all religions that have a "god" per se think that homosexuality is wrong and against god's will.


I have always figured the reason for this "belief" is that homosexual couples won't produce offspring to extend the religion to future generations.
2012-03-01 10:57:38 AM  
1 vote:

fatalvenom: I've never even heard anyone suggest Clooney is gay.

Where did this come from?


Apparently you didn't see Batman and Robin.
2012-03-01 10:39:02 AM  
1 vote:
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"Yeah, what he said. I'm not gay either. I mean, it's okay if I am...I'm not...but I'd be okay with it...I wouldn't like it, but...wait, what did he say?"
2012-03-01 06:43:23 AM  
1 vote:

Majick Thise: Should have the Hero tag


It is rare that I hear a Hollywood star say something and think, "I really admire that guy/lady." Don't get me wrong, I still hate him for his good looks and the hotties he hooks up with, but I admire Clooney, now.
2012-03-01 06:30:45 AM  
1 vote:
He tells The Advocate magazine, "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, 'These are lies!' That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I'm not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I'm very happy in it.

He adds, "One day the marriage equality fight will look as archaic as George Wallace standing on the University of Alabama steps keeping James Hood from attending college because he was black. People will be embarrassed to have been on the wrong side. So it's encouraging to know that this too will seem like such a silly argument to our next generation."


Great, as if I needed another reason to want to fark his brains out.
2012-03-01 06:30:23 AM  
1 vote:
Farking poetry, subby. Clooney's a good man.
 
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