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(Orlando Sentinel)   Six-year-old gives birth to baby with same space-time deficiency. That sounds about right for Florida   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 67
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2012-02-29 08:58:52 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-29 09:42:25 PM  
heh...

Nice headline, subby

/cool story, too
 
2012-02-29 10:21:41 PM  
Clicked expecting disturbing, found adorable instead!
 
2012-02-29 10:27:09 PM  
huh whut?
 
2012-02-29 10:27:27 PM  
Play the lottery. Now.
 
2012-02-29 10:27:28 PM  
I'm due to go into labor tomorrow, but I was really hoping for a Leap Day baby. Stupid kid wouldn't indulge me though.
 
2012-02-29 10:27:32 PM  
A paradox! A paradox! A most ingenious paradox!
 
2012-02-29 10:30:12 PM  
Girls are having babies younger and younger these days. When I was six I was playing House and Doctor, not getting banged by a fifth-grader dressed as Doctor House. I am so disturbed, I'm not even going to RTFA.
 
2012-02-29 10:30:22 PM  

alternative girlfriend: I'm due to go into labor tomorrow, but I was really hoping for a Leap Day baby. Stupid kid wouldn't indulge me though.


Hope everything comes out alright!
 
2012-02-29 10:30:58 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Girls are having babies younger and younger these days. When I was six I was playing House and Doctor, not getting banged by a fifth-grader dressed as Doctor House. I am so disturbed, I'm not even going to RTFA.


Um, that whooshing noise you just heard? Ah, well, nevermind.
 
2012-02-29 10:32:27 PM  
Instead of a placenta, the mother delivered a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
 
2012-02-29 10:33:50 PM  
Did she name her Melody, after her best friend?
 
2012-02-29 10:34:34 PM  
The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

Even more incredible.
 
2012-02-29 10:36:38 PM  

prekrasno: Play the lottery. Now.


Yeah, because odds are she'll have TWO one-in-two-point-one-million-to-one experiences this week. Great thinking.

How is she six years old again?
 
2012-02-29 10:38:21 PM  
Well, that was a lot less disturbing than I expected.
 
2012-02-29 10:39:48 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

Even more incredible.


About as incredible as the kid being named something normal.
 
2012-02-29 10:42:47 PM  
Ronin FF:
How is she six years old again?


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-02-29 10:42:48 PM  
Remarkably pretty newborn.
 
2012-02-29 10:45:19 PM  

freetomato: Remarkably pretty newborn.


That's what I thought also. That is a pretty baby.
 
2012-02-29 10:46:34 PM  
Hinton's sister, Shadasha Owens, and cousin, Shylita Laide, were with her in the delivery room.

Isn't that spelled Sha-a?
 
2012-02-29 10:50:17 PM  

djh0101010: alternative girlfriend: I'm due to go into labor tomorrow, but I was really hoping for a Leap Day baby. Stupid kid wouldn't indulge me though.

Hope everything comes out alright!


Thanks!
 
2012-02-29 10:52:52 PM  

numbone: Hinton's sister, Shadasha Owens, and cousin, Shylita Laide, were with her in the delivery room.

Isn't that spelled Sha-a?


"Nice catch Hayes!!! Don't ever farking do it again!!"

/too lazy to find a screenshot
 
2012-02-29 10:52:56 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Mr. Potatoass: The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

Even more incredible.

About as incredible as the kid being named something normal.


Sounds like she's named after her father, after a fashion. Which... is normal.

/A cool brand of normal.
//A Junior with out the Jr.
 
2012-02-29 10:54:53 PM  

numbone: Hinton's sister, Shadasha Owens, and cousin, Shylita Laide, were with her in the delivery room.

Isn't that spelled Sha-a?


i don't get it. And you missed the obvious.
 
2012-02-29 10:55:34 PM  
You're not special. You're not six years old. You were born just like the rest of us.

Quit acting all cute and coy about your real age just because you're a leapling. You either celebrate it on Feb 28th or March 1st of non-leap years, or you're an idiot.
 
2012-02-29 10:59:46 PM  

JudgeItoBox: You're not special. You're not six years old. You were born just like the rest of us.

Quit acting all cute and coy about your real age just because you're a leapling. You either celebrate it on Feb 28th or March 1st of non-leap years, or you're an idiot.


Wow. You sound like a whole lot of fun.
 
2012-02-29 11:01:28 PM  
The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

what kind of farking job doesn't give you the day off for you damn kids birth
 
2012-02-29 11:01:40 PM  
Babies having babies, for shame.
 
2012-02-29 11:01:43 PM  

JudgeItoBox: You're not special. You're not six years old. You were born just like the rest of us.

Quit acting all cute and coy about your real age just because you're a leapling. You either celebrate it on Feb 28th or March 1st of non-leap years, or you're an idiot.


you no doubt are all the rage at a party.
 
2012-02-29 11:02:02 PM  
Girl has baby on sixth birthday, mother and baby share same birthday but not six years old submittard. No cheating now but you could have thrown in something about how the mother is looking forward to graduating from the first grade. That would have induced much jocularity in Farkistan.
 
2012-02-29 11:05:13 PM  
Fortunately, as Lewis Carroll points out, there are 364 UnBirthdays in a year, 365 if you're a Leap Day Baby.

Happy UnBirthday, everybody*!

*Except for those of you who have birthdays today.
 
2012-02-29 11:06:41 PM  
I just hope the kid doesn't get apprenticed to a pilot pirate...

/hopefully not to obscure
 
2012-02-29 11:11:11 PM  

Canton: Clicked expecting disturbing, found adorable instead!


I came to say the same thing, today was my brother's b-day and I didn't even think of this possibility
 
2012-02-29 11:11:34 PM  
Headline should have been: "Mom gives birth on her sixth birthday"
 
2012-02-29 11:14:45 PM  

tweek46420: The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

what kind of farking job doesn't give you the day off for you damn kids birth


When my older sister gave birth to her first child, her boss called her at the hospital and wanted her to have herself discharged so she could come into work. When she caught the jist of the conversation, my mother snatched the phone out of her hand. Then, my mother, grandmother and aunts took turns cussing him out.
 
2012-02-29 11:15:47 PM  

tweek46420: The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

what kind of farking job doesn't give you the day off for you damn kids birth


Simple, an asshole boss who wont let him off to go see his child being born. Crap like this actually does happen.
 
2012-02-29 11:19:17 PM  

Ronin FF: prekrasno: Play the lottery. Now.

Yeah, because odds are she'll have TWO one-in-two-point-one-million-to-one experiences this week. Great thinking.

How is she six years old again?


ok, Ill bait cause I feel like having fun...

The mother was born on Leap Year. So Feb 29th only happens every 4 years. So her real birthday is only celebrated every 4 years. Shes 24... but seeing that her birthday only happens every 4 years. Shes 6.
 
2012-02-29 11:21:49 PM  
Hmmm... Subby got her age wrong. If she was born in 1988, she'd only be five years old now.
 
2012-02-29 11:21:57 PM  
2,100,000:1 odds of both mom and baby born on Feb. 29, but I think having sex around May 29 helps too.
 
2012-02-29 11:24:56 PM  

Luneward: Hmmm... Subby got her age wrong. If she was born in 1988, she'd only be five years old now.


1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012 = 6 birthdays.
 
2012-02-29 11:28:25 PM  

ABQGOD: Luneward: Hmmm... Subby got her age wrong. If she was born in 1988, she'd only be five years old now.

1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012 = 6 birthdays.


Ok, go find me a 2000 calendar with February 29th in it. I'm not going to wait. (Here's a hint: 2000 wasn't a leap year)
 
2012-02-29 11:30:56 PM  

Luneward: ABQGOD: Luneward: Hmmm... Subby got her age wrong. If she was born in 1988, she'd only be five years old now.

1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012 = 6 birthdays.

Ok, go find me a 2000 calendar with February 29th in it. I'm not going to wait. (Here's a hint: 2000 wasn't a leap year)


Yes. Yes it was.
 
2012-02-29 11:32:14 PM  

Luneward: ABQGOD: Luneward: Hmmm... Subby got her age wrong. If she was born in 1988, she'd only be five years old now.

1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012 = 6 birthdays.

Ok, go find me a 2000 calendar with February 29th in it. I'm not going to wait. (Here's a hint: 2000 wasn't a leap year)


Ok.. nevermind. I'm an idiot. *sighs* Years divisible by 400 are the exception to that rule. Just looked it up.
 
2012-02-29 11:33:38 PM  
I was expecting a story about an actual six-year-old kid having a child. This is lame.
 
2012-02-29 11:37:09 PM  

JudgeItoBox: Quit acting all cute and coy about your real age just because you're a leapling. You either celebrate it on Feb 28th or March 1st of non-leap years, or you're an idiot.


You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement, having been born in leap-year, on the twenty-ninth of February;
And so, by a simple arithmetical process, you'll easily discover,
That though you've lived twenty-one years, yet, if we go by birthdays,
you're only five,
and a little bit over!

Kevin Kline owned this role (new window)
 
2012-02-29 11:47:33 PM  
one in 2.1 million, to be more precise. Those are the chances of both mother and baby being born on a Leap Day, according to a Tufts University professor who made an estimate for the New York Post.

Thanks god we have college professors to do our high school probability and arithmetic calculations.
 
2012-02-29 11:57:03 PM  
Please stop all the bickering. Tracy Morgan had a baby, people. Have some damn respect already.
 
2012-02-29 11:59:55 PM  

The111: one in 2.1 million, to be more precise. Those are the chances of both mother and baby being born on a Leap Day, according to a Tufts University professor who made an estimate for the New York Post.

Thanks god we have college professors to do our high school probability and arithmetic calculations.


Hey now ... the equation involved both adding AND multiplying. This kind of complex arithmetic calls for an expert.
 
2012-03-01 12:18:02 AM  

tweek46420: The baby's father, Christian Clemente, 24, couldn't be there for the birth because he was working...

what kind of farking job doesn't give you the day off for you damn kids birth


A prison laundry??
 
2012-03-01 12:19:12 AM  

svenge: I just hope the kid doesn't get apprenticed to a pilot pirate...

/hopefully not to obscure


Yeah, it'd be rubbish that she'd have to serve until her 21st birthday and all. :D

/not at all
 
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