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(AZ Family)   News: Arizona couple arrested for soliciting three-way on Craigslist. Fark: With a dog   (azfamily.com) divider line 161
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2012-02-29 06:59:26 PM

jabelar: CygnusDarius: seiboof: Am I the only one that wants to know what states it is legal in? Because if I am then i have scared myself.

Didn't Florida recently made it Illegal?.

It isn't specifically illegal in some states, although that has been being addressed in several states recently. But in all states they can usually at least bring animal cruelty charges and some other generic "unnatural acts" charges.


So sheep are still in great threat everywhere.
 
2012-02-29 07:01:36 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Though her website still exists:


I emailed and asked how much for a photo shoot of my dog posed as a human.
 
2012-02-29 07:05:20 PM
Here I am! (possibly not safe for work excitement)
 
2012-02-29 07:07:25 PM
Even in beastiality, blondes have more fun

/the dog, not the plat blonde perp
 
2012-02-29 07:07:27 PM

redstarr01: That article TOTALLY should have included the craigslist ad they placed. How on earth could they have worded that scenario that they thought anyone would seriously respond positively to it?


TSG delivers: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/craigslist-dog-sex-bust-761245

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-02-29 07:14:48 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: 9beers: Hahahahahaha pack your bags and leave the state lady, you're never living that one down. Somebody please find her Facebook account.

I had all her deets yesterday ready to deploy, but unfortunately Fark was a little late to green this story and the culprits have since disabled their social network accounts.

/Though her website still exists:


Mute the music if you guys have dogs. He's giving me a weird look.
 
2012-02-29 07:23:07 PM
Meh. Not my cuppa, but I won't really feel outraged about it till people stop paying to have animals slaughtered in nasty, dirty, and sometimes really inhumane ways so they can have a drive-thru burger.
 
2012-02-29 07:26:18 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Still, I have no idea why reasonably attractive women want to have sex with animals. Just can't wrap my mind around it.

Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.


Must have been inspired by the Internet.
 
2012-02-29 07:26:19 PM
when you get to the details of this... this lady was just going to bang EVERYBODY!

her husband, her boyfriend the used car salesman, the dog's owner and the dog...

but they were nice enough to allow the dog's owner to go BEFORE the dog... I mean who wants sloppy seconds or thirds AFTER the dog?!!! that would just be wrong.
 
2012-02-29 07:31:01 PM
also, this was the pic on the TSG page... chuckle

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-02-29 07:35:24 PM
If you want to fark a dog, at least go adopt one from the local shelter. You can always bring them back when you are done. Also, how many dogs are cruising the Craigslist personals? As far as I can tell dogs cannot read.
 
2012-02-29 07:38:48 PM

Sofa King Smart: redstarr01: That article TOTALLY should have included the craigslist ad they placed. How on earth could they have worded that scenario that they thought anyone would seriously respond positively to it?

TSG delivers: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/craigslist-dog-sex-bust-761245

[i.cdn.turner.com image 640x307]


oh it's a "You host"

I'm cool with the cops stopping robbery attempts.
 
2012-02-29 07:44:05 PM
So... Is this her?

http://planetwalker.tripod.com/index. html

/ on mobile and I can't link.
 
2012-02-29 07:49:43 PM
hmmmm?
 
2012-02-29 07:51:15 PM
i264.photobucket.com

I'm not sticking my dick in that. I don't know where its been."
 
2012-02-29 07:51:54 PM

secularsage: jst3p: Aucker says he and Sarah have been involved in a relationship for about a month. Arpaio said Aucker told detectives Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.

Just curious, how does this harm the dog?


/just sayin

Actually, I've read that when dogs that have been used in cases like this are confiscated by the authorities, they're often put down. Being pack animals, Dogs view their human masters much like children view their parents, and it's akin to sexually abusing a child - the dog has trouble relating to humans properly and behaves in unfortunate ways.


Wow. It's one of those "do you really want to know" questions I never have the stomach to look up. That's explains it enough for me.
 
2012-02-29 07:54:25 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: So... Is this her?

http://planetwalker.tripod.com/index. html

/ on mobile and I can't link.


I hope so. When u click us tab the caption of the photo is "HOT DAWG"

That's just too funny to be real, right!?
 
2012-02-29 07:56:35 PM
A bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay

/atomic dog
 
2012-02-29 07:57:30 PM

onestr8: Waxing_Chewbacca: So... Is this her?

http://planetwalker.tripod.com/index. html

/ on mobile and I can't link.

I hope so. When u click us tab the caption of the photo is "HOT DAWG"

That's just too funny to be real, right!?


Oh Christ I didn't click that! Im pretty sure it's her. Wow. That is epic.

/ has a sad for their young daughters. Time to move.
 
2012-02-29 08:00:06 PM
Arizona. Where they put the "Ooooo." in Zoo.
 
2012-02-29 08:03:01 PM
 
2012-02-29 08:03:07 PM
I googled her. Once you get past the pages of news story you find her as the manager of Halo Belle Photography. She takes wedding photographs.

"Sarah views her work as an art form. She takes pride in specializing the
photography as matching the overall theme the bride/groom or client desire. She sets traditional shots, but also allows for the customization and uniqueness of the individual party for edgy and non-traditional when it comes to personal expression."
 
2012-02-29 08:09:00 PM
I figure her Wedding Photography business is really going to go to the dogs.
 
2012-02-29 08:18:08 PM

blatz514: It's a creepy story but for some reason, the picture of the dog made me laugh.


It has that "Penis goes where?" look on it.
 
2012-02-29 08:19:21 PM
There was a dog video of him doing it to Chessie Moore, but cannot find a reference to it. You'll have to look it up, you sickos.
 
2012-02-29 08:35:14 PM
As usual, the dog gets off scot-free.
 
2012-02-29 08:46:42 PM
Okay, this has to be the one that gives us a Arizona tag right?
 
2012-02-29 08:48:19 PM
media.azfamily.comimg2.timeinc.net

So that's why we have not heard from Jenny McCarthy in a while.

/I have another theory why your kid is a retard - I mean, has autism - I mean is a retard
 
2012-02-29 08:53:17 PM
Wow, just moved out of Pinal County last Monday.... talk about timing!
 
2012-02-29 08:56:42 PM
What Arizona swingers may look like:

i281.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 09:02:29 PM

K3rmy: [media.azfamily.com image 432x240][img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

So that's why we have not heard from Jenny McCarthy in a while.

/I have another theory why your kid is a retard - I mean, has autism - I mean is a retard




Yes because that has tons to do with autism.

/asshat
 
2012-02-29 09:03:40 PM
And, of course, we have Joe Arpaio hopping on the bandwagon.
 
2012-02-29 09:05:35 PM
A man walks into a bar, says to the bartender:

"Give me 12 shots, anything but Southern Comfort. Last time I did 12 shots of Southern Comfort I blew chunks"

Bartender: "What does it matter? You do 12 shots of any liquor, you're going to blow chunks."

Man: "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog."
 
2012-02-29 09:09:59 PM
A man and a woman are walking down the street, and pass a dog laying on the grass licking his privates. Man says to the woman:

"Boy, I sure wish I could do that."

Woman says "You don't even know that dog."
 
2012-02-29 09:12:14 PM
So? Some people are into ruff sex.
 
2012-02-29 09:12:48 PM
Getting arrested might have saved her life. She could allergic to dog.... (can't even type it) like that other woman.
 
2012-02-29 09:19:22 PM
Would a dog even have a sexual interest in non dog? Ie human?
 
2012-02-29 09:31:47 PM

dutchoven69: As usual, the dog gets off scot-free.


It's a familiar tail. He's not talking and he refuses to roll over for the feds.
 
2012-02-29 09:34:10 PM
What the fark is wrong with people?

Shrinkwrap: Would a dog even have a sexual interest in non dog? Ie human?


Have you never noticed that male dogs will hump pretty much anything? They don't even restrict themselves to the animal kingdom, let alone just other dogs.
 
2012-02-29 09:38:37 PM
It'd be fun to get ahold of a unused phone line, place an ad on Craigslist like that with that phone #, and link it to:

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-29 10:31:50 PM
RCW 16.52.205

Read it with someone you love...
 
2012-02-29 10:40:19 PM
And here's video of the arraignment (new window)
 
2012-02-29 11:14:05 PM

MrHelpful: And here's video of the arraignment (new window)


An ankle monitor seems like overkill as is not allowing her to travel for work. I laughed my ass off over the judge telling her she couldn't have possession of any canines. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up sticking a gun in her mouth.
 
2012-02-29 11:23:03 PM

MrHelpful: And here's video of the arraignment (new window)


It looks like 2 of them are going to lose their jobs over this.
Not that I would ever in a million years want to show my face at work, or anyplace else for that matter.
 
2012-02-29 11:55:48 PM

TommyymmoT: MrHelpful: And here's video of the arraignment (new window)

It looks like 2 of them are going to lose their jobs over this.
Not that I would ever in a million years want to show my face at work, or anyplace else for that matter.


I think it is 1000 times worse if you are the woman on the recieving end. You can't get any skankier than letting a dog fark you. I imagine the guys were just going to watch. Her husband is an airline steward. I can't imagine he will retain his job.

We had that memorable "train wreck" in California a few years ago where the lesbian lacrosse coach was killed by the dogs owned by some bestiality folks.

USA USA USA
 
2012-03-01 12:03:31 AM
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: I feel bad for them. This will ruin their lives, and I don't consider this animal abuse. A poster above made a valid point about the dog not seeing someone as superior after he farks them, but he's not going to see all humans that way, just the one he farks. It's not like he can't tell the difference between different humans. I had an Airedale growing up, and he saw my parents as superior while treating me more like an equal since I was smaller and didn't give him commands. If this was a female dog that would be different, but we all know from the teacher/student threads that there is a serious double standard when it comes to genders and sex.

People have minimal control over what gets them off, they only control what they do about it. If you want to condemn this woman for wanting to get farked by a dog, you have to side with the religious right when they condemn gay sex, and that's bullshiat.
 
2012-03-01 12:05:32 AM

jst3p: Aucker says he and Sarah have been involved in a relationship for about a month. Arpaio said Aucker told detectives Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.

Just curious, how does this harm the dog?


/just sayin


I agree.

A man farking a dog is most likely rape. A woman allowing a dog to mount her, while a little odd, surely isnt hurting the animal physically or emotionally.

/That and it gives me the strangest boner
 
2012-03-01 12:12:35 AM
It wouldn't have harmed the dog.. and it was a bestiality sting put on by a sheriff that won't even stop child molesting when his department is aware of it. Methinks they're going after the wrong people.
 
2012-03-01 12:15:21 AM

blatz514: It's a creepy story but for some reason, the picture of the dog made me laugh.


Me too
 
2012-03-01 12:49:48 AM

DavidVincent: TommyymmoT: MrHelpful: And here's video of the arraignment (new window)

It looks like 2 of them are going to lose their jobs over this.
Not that I would ever in a million years want to show my face at work, or anyplace else for that matter.

I think it is 1000 times worse if you are the woman on the recieving end. You can't get any skankier than letting a dog fark you.

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Uh-oh, I guessing somebody didn't have a Mexican Donkey show perform at their childhood birthday parties.
 
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