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(AZ Family)   News: Arizona couple arrested for soliciting three-way on Craigslist. Fark: With a dog   (azfamily.com) divider line 161
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2012-02-29 05:19:38 PM
No mention of a daycare.

And at least the dog was alive this time.
 
2012-02-29 05:20:41 PM
I was gonna post "8 boobies!" but I missed it.
 
2012-02-29 05:20:57 PM
Is ruff sex against the law?
 
2012-02-29 05:21:00 PM
 
2012-02-29 05:21:20 PM
It's a creepy story but for some reason, the picture of the dog made me laugh.
 
2012-02-29 05:21:32 PM

Raug the Dwarf: No mention of a daycare.

And at least the dog was alive this time.


Didn't think I'd get beaten to that in the Boobies.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-02-29 05:22:02 PM
This is vile.

I'll be in my Lab.
 
2012-02-29 05:22:09 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but does a couple + a dog not already make up a threesome? Or is the dog just included as a toy?
 
2012-02-29 05:22:12 PM
It looks like Santorum was wrong about the whole man dog thing. This was a man and a woman wed in holy matrimony.
 
2012-02-29 05:22:28 PM
It seems that it would have been a 4-way if they were successful. That's a good undercover cop, he picked a really sexy dog for the bait!
 
2012-02-29 05:22:30 PM
Aucker says he and Sarah have been involved in a relationship for about a month. Arpaio said Aucker told detectives Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.

Just curious, how does this harm the dog?


/just sayin
 
2012-02-29 05:22:34 PM
Looks like they were already a threesome, looking to arrange dog/lady action with two witnesses. I mean, I guess you could call that a 4-way, if you count anyone present but not participating. Which I guess leads to another question, when do you stop with the "some" or "way" suffix and just go straight to orgy? Can you have an Eightsome? A 12-way? A menage-a-trente deux?
 
2012-02-29 05:23:50 PM
your dog wants.......um. nevermind.
 
2012-02-29 05:23:59 PM
IMO dogs aren't generally interested in three-ways, they just want to get their hump on.
 
2012-02-29 05:23:59 PM

fusillade762: Raug the Dwarf: No mention of a daycare.

And at least the dog was alive this time.

Didn't think I'd get beaten to that in the Boobies.

*shakes tiny fist*



I just got lucky enough to get here early. I'm sure that was the first thought on about everyone's mind. Still, I have no idea why reasonably attractive women want to have sex with animals. Just can't wrap my mind around it.
 
2012-02-29 05:24:38 PM

almandot: Is ruff sex against the law?


So you're the one who submitted that headline.
 
2012-02-29 05:24:46 PM

Treygreen13: Looks like they were already a threesome, looking to arrange dog/lady action with two witnesses. I mean, I guess you could call that a 4-way, if you count anyone present but not participating. Which I guess leads to another question, when do you stop with the "some" or "way" suffix and just go straight to orgy? Can you have an Eightsome? A 12-way? A menage-a-trente deux?


Fourgy
 
2012-02-29 05:25:04 PM
jpgfun.com
"Only if she smells like ass."
 
2012-02-29 05:25:17 PM

jst3p: Aucker says he and Sarah have been involved in a relationship for about a month. Arpaio said Aucker told detectives Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.

Just curious, how does this harm the dog?


/just sayin


It's cruel when you stop farking him?
 
2012-02-29 05:25:42 PM
They should have just stuck to chickens as that seems to be well accepted behavior in Arizona.
 
2012-02-29 05:26:11 PM
What a knotty woman.

I guess we know what happened to Judy Jetson.
 
2012-02-29 05:26:24 PM

Raug the Dwarf: fusillade762: Raug the Dwarf: No mention of a daycare.

And at least the dog was alive this time.

Didn't think I'd get beaten to that in the Boobies.

*shakes tiny fist*


I just got lucky enough to get here early. I'm sure that was the first thought on about everyone's mind. Still, I have no idea why reasonably attractive women want to have sex with animals. Just can't wrap my mind around it.


You've never heard a woman declare she just wants to be farked wildly?
 
2012-02-29 05:26:37 PM
"People who do this for enjoyment are a different breed, that's for certain," said Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

/pun intended?
 
2012-02-29 05:26:46 PM
"My dog wants tubesteak"
 
2012-02-29 05:27:07 PM
And I responded to your 3-way ad. I am clean and DF.
 
2012-02-29 05:27:31 PM
"'I remain extremely disappointed in the leadership at Craigslist.com for refusing to do what they can to stop this,' Arpaio said in a news release Tuesday."

Because this is all Craigslist's fault.
 
2012-02-29 05:27:35 PM
That's still illegal in Arizona?
 
2012-02-29 05:28:16 PM
rut rho raggy@!
 
2012-02-29 05:28:37 PM

Grapple: This is vile.

I'll be in my Lab.


And its all over now folks.....

/for the win
 
2012-02-29 05:29:25 PM

dallylamma: Treygreen13: Looks like they were already a threesome, looking to arrange dog/lady action with two witnesses. I mean, I guess you could call that a 4-way, if you count anyone present but not participating. Which I guess leads to another question, when do you stop with the "some" or "way" suffix and just go straight to orgy? Can you have an Eightsome? A 12-way? A menage-a-trente deux?

Fourgy


Threengbang?!
 
2012-02-29 05:30:15 PM
Craigslist is too classy for those shenanigans, take it to backpage.
 
2012-02-29 05:30:57 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-02-29 05:31:22 PM
Heard this on Shannon Burke today: Immediately thought it happened in FLA.
 
2012-02-29 05:31:48 PM

jst3p: Aucker says he and Sarah have been involved in a relationship for about a month. Arpaio said Aucker told detectives Sarah had shared with him her desire to have sex with a dog.

Just curious, how does this harm the dog?


/just sayin


Actually, I've read that when dogs that have been used in cases like this are confiscated by the authorities, they're often put down. Being pack animals, Dogs view their human masters much like children view their parents, and it's akin to sexually abusing a child - the dog has trouble relating to humans properly and behaves in unfortunate ways.
 
2012-02-29 05:31:51 PM
Red rocket! Red rocket!
 
2012-02-29 05:34:35 PM
Hahahahahaha pack your bags and leave the state lady, you're never living that one down. Somebody please find her Facebook account.
 
2012-02-29 05:35:03 PM
"People who do this for enjoyment are a different breed, that's for certain,"

As opposed to those who do it for a living, research purposes, or sport.
 
2012-02-29 05:36:18 PM
Ahhh good old Sheriff Joe... So what corrupt practice or investigation by the feds is he trying to distract attention from this time?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-02-29 05:36:51 PM
I don't know which surprises me more: that they thought a dog could be literate enough to peruse Craigslist, or that Sheriff Joe actually is.
 
2012-02-29 05:36:51 PM
FTFA: Then-Gov. Janet Napolitano signed the law making intercourse with an animal a felony less than three months later.

The current head of the TSA is from the state that brought us Joe "Judge Dredd" Arpaio and the American reboot of "Papers Please"? This explains so much....
 
2012-02-29 05:38:28 PM
So, the invasion of Mexicans in Arizona has caused a rise in (wo)man on dog sex? I thought teh gheys did that. Can someone help me get the most current hate flash cards?
 
2012-02-29 05:39:47 PM
media.azfamily.com

Wants it doggy style.
 
2012-02-29 05:42:15 PM

dj_spanmaster: Raug the Dwarf: fusillade762: Raug the Dwarf: No mention of a daycare.

And at least the dog was alive this time.

Didn't think I'd get beaten to that in the Boobies.

*shakes tiny fist*

I just got lucky enough to get here early. I'm sure that was the first thought on about everyone's mind. Still, I have no idea why reasonably attractive women want to have sex with animals. Just can't wrap my mind around it.

You've never heard a woman declare she just wants to be farked wildly?


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-29 05:42:41 PM
Knick knack paddywack, give a dog a bone.
 
2012-02-29 05:43:28 PM
Move over Rover and let Jimi take over ... look out!
 
2012-02-29 05:45:24 PM
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2012-02-29 05:46:01 PM
give a dog a bone


damn someone beat me too it
 
2012-02-29 05:49:36 PM
Was the dog hot?
 
2012-02-29 05:51:22 PM
she kinda reminds me of one of Mudd's women
i1086.photobucket.com

I love the ears on that dog!!
And I rather wonder how one would get a dog to do the deed. Wouldn't she need to be a female dog?
 
2012-02-29 05:52:34 PM
Note how the law was changed because some guy trespassed onto someone else's
property to have sex with a lamb... It's the idiots who make it difficult for everyone else...

Here was a a small group of people wanting to watch a dog bang a woman... If that's
wrong, I don't want to...

Hang on, there's a knock on my door...
 
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