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		Man finds image of Jesus in tortilla. HOLY FRIJOLE (koat.com)		52
		More: Silly, tortillas, Lent, Ash Wednesday

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phlegmmo		2012-02-29 03:02:23 PM

Looks like a bad case of melanoma
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FloydA		2012-02-29 03:31:06 PM

Your tortilla is going to kill you, piggy.

violentsalvation		2012-02-29 03:44:59 PM

I see John Walker Lindh.

flaEsq		2012-02-29 04:04:51 PM

violentsalvation: I see John Walker Lindh.

Me, I see Josef Stalin

markie_farkie		2012-02-29 04:06:53 PM

flaEsq: violentsalvation: I see John Walker Lindh.

Me, I see Josef Stalin

Clearly it's Randall Szegnewsky, 3620 Western Avenue, Mattoon, Illinois.

The resemblance is uncanny!!

phlegmmo		2012-02-29 04:11:06 PM

"Everybody has been able to see it. They're calling it a miracle," Sandoval said. "New Mexico has always been known to have ~~interesting~~ stupid things happen ~~during Lent time~~."

FTFY

I_Am_Weasel		2012-02-29 05:20:10 PM

By image you mean "something that remotely resembles a face"?

If it is Jesus, I think he's wrong. There. I said it. I just don't think any Messiah should be using food products to promote himself, especially without any sort of REASON OR MESSAGE.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-02-29 05:23:43 PM

Can I get some extra hot sauce for my messiah?

snuff3r		2012-02-29 05:30:55 PM

Comeon man. At least appear on something that sustains you.

sno man		2012-02-29 05:31:24 PM

I think it looks more like a Mexican Jesus than a Christ Jesus.

jaylectricity		2012-02-29 05:34:06 PM

HeadKase		2012-02-29 05:36:11 PM

We have some real winners in this state

MaxxLarge		2012-02-29 05:46:17 PM

Awesome. It's nice to know that the omnipotent creator of the universe bunked on doing anything about famine, poverty or disease because he had to make that all-important important 3 o'clock to materialize on a piece of flatbread in Albuquerque.

FTM: "Sandoval's family said it is trying to think of ways to preserve the image of Jesus on the tortilla."

Please. Like even CATHOLICS would ever be dumb enough to believe that a flat, tasteless, edible circle could somehow represent a piece of the son of their god.

Oh, wait...

Jamdug!		2012-02-29 05:52:01 PM

Hector Remarkable		2012-02-29 07:40:11 PM

I think I know Cat Stevens when I see him.

Godscrack		2012-02-29 08:09:47 PM

John Bonham despised Mexican food.

Silly Jesus		2012-02-29 09:09:27 PM

Jesus (hey-seuss)

/tortillas are mexican

Lone Stranger		2012-02-29 09:10:04 PM

Old enough to know better		2012-02-29 09:10:43 PM

Boy you'd think by now God would have gotten tired of trolling the ~~faithful~~ stupid.

I guess some things just never get old.

markie_farkie		2012-02-29 09:11:41 PM

Old enough to know better: Boy you'd think by now God would have gotten tired of trolling the faithful stupid.

I guess some things just never get old.

When you were a kid, did you ever get tired of shaking the ant farm?

rappy		2012-02-29 09:12:20 PM

Why does this shiat make the news.

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-02-29 09:13:27 PM

What are the odds of this idiot having burned the "Image" into the tortilla himself?

Seriously, all you'd need is five minutes and a lighter.

valkore		2012-02-29 09:15:52 PM

MaxxLarge: Please. Like even CATHOLICS would ever be dumb enough to believe that a flat, tasteless, edible circle could somehow represent a piece of the son of their god.

Oh, wait...

I did a Google search for "catholic host dropped" and got this great post on Free Republic: Link to the Crazy (new window)

Q: What is the proper procedure when a consecrated Host falls on the floor when distributing Communion? We were told to leave the consecrated Host on the floor till the Communion procession is over, then pick up the Host and put it in a bowl of water to dissolve and then pour the contents on a plant in the church or down the sacristy sink. Is the dissolved Host still the Body of Christ? Is this a new directive to be followed?

I think that last sentence says it all. "Is this something else I must do to let me judge and discriminate others until the day I die and go to Heaven? Please, just tell me what to do!"

Enemabag Jones		2012-02-29 09:20:31 PM

I want to try this with lemon juice. Maybe create a 'toritialla stamp' one can dip in lemon juice and then on a the bread-based edible product. Then you have the image of the FSM, Elvis, the Madonna, Elija, whatever works.

stebain		2012-02-29 09:20:54 PM

It's not the picture I can see in my head, but it's Woz.

www.electricpig.co.uk

There is a younger picture at about that same angle...

i105.photobucket.com

Holfax		2012-02-29 09:21:29 PM

I see Zack Galifianakis.

/Fat Jesus, not Phat Jesus

RogermcAllen		2012-02-29 09:22:51 PM

Obligatory (new window)

/So glad I got turned on to Mitchelle and Webb last night

octopied		2012-02-29 09:25:47 PM

Some of the "faithful" need to read the book the profess to believe better.

http://bible.cc/luke/17-23.htm

tortilla burger		2012-02-29 09:26:02 PM

I am intrigued by this

kisseswookies		2012-02-29 09:26:08 PM

Well, if I remember the bible correctly, Jesus was very fond of taco Tuesday.

jaytkay		2012-02-29 09:29:08 PM

Your Name Here		2012-02-29 09:30:11 PM

I'm pretty sure it's Zappa. You probably don't want to eat that...

Studson		2012-02-29 09:32:37 PM

Guidette Frankentits		2012-02-29 09:33:12 PM

rappy: Why does this shiat make the news.

IXI Jim IXI		2012-02-29 09:41:33 PM

So this automatically makes Sarah Palin President, right?

Gonz		2012-02-29 09:43:07 PM

Frijoles are beans. Tortillas are corn. Your savior-in-food is invalid.

TomMalory		2012-02-29 09:49:24 PM

This is what I thought of when I saw the tortilla...

i46.photobucket.com

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/hot like someone's smoking something

brantgoose		2012-02-29 09:51:50 PM

Jamdug!

William Blake Print of the Holy Wisdom Miraculously Appears on Wall
Without Appearing on Antiques Roadshow

medic2731		2012-02-29 09:59:17 PM

Looks like Che

numbone		2012-02-29 10:37:51 PM

David Sandoval has an eye for this sort of thing. And the little wooden box full of cotton was a nice touch.

brantgoose		2012-02-29 10:42:26 PM

And it looks like a 70s pron mustache to me so:

Freddy Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara)
Daniel Ortéga
Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen)
Tom Selleck (Thomas William Selleck)
Freddie Prinz
etc.

INeedAName		2012-02-29 10:47:08 PM

Wow, so I guess I'm the only person who immediately went with...
'Can you give me a bowl of guacamole?
If you've never had real Mexican cooking well you aughta,
Just don't drink the wata!'

JaaVaa		2012-02-29 10:57:22 PM

jaytkay: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

You're a genius.

wantingout		2012-02-29 11:46:34 PM

no way. thats without a doubt bob marley.

Active introvert		2012-03-01 12:34:46 AM

How come it's only Christians that find images in and on things? I never hear of Buddha being seen on some toast or an Abraham shaped water mark on a wall?

Mrs. Beasley		2012-03-01 12:50:25 AM

Did he biatch-slap a lesbian?

MarvDaMartian		2012-03-01 02:11:28 AM

INeedAName: Wow, so I guess I'm the only person who immediately went with...
'Can you give me a bowl of guacamole?
If you've never had real Mexican cooking well you aughta,
Just don't drink the wata!'

Glad I'm not the only one...

¿y ústed Eugene,
why's your face turning green?
Don't you like a pinto bean?

mikewadestr		2012-03-01 03:19:59 AM

Everytime I throw up it looks like the Virgin Mary.

Gawdzila		2012-03-01 05:44:54 AM

MaxxLarge: even CATHOLICS would ever be dumb enough to believe that a flat, tasteless, edible circle

You've clearly never had home made tortillas.

Enemabag Jones		2012-03-01 05:55:17 AM

Active introvert,
How come it's only Christians that find images in and on things? I never hear of Buddha being seen on some toast or an Abraham shaped water mark on a wall?

I see Muhammad's face on things all the time.

I learned not to share, people just look at me funny and quickly step away.

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