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2012-02-29 12:40:53 PM
I learn from the BBC that the U.S. government "is watching the MILF closely"

Well, that was mostly during the Clinton administration.
 
2012-02-29 12:41:20 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 01:08:44 PM
You're going to need a bigger boat.
 
2012-02-29 01:39:49 PM
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
 
2012-02-29 02:00:47 PM
I went to Mindanao in the spring of 2000. I had a run in with the Abu Sayyaf. I ended up riding a water buffalo through the jungle and spending time in a baptist church holding an M3 Grease Gun and waiting for a ride out. I spent my time in the General Santos airport in a concrete bunker under heavy guard, and when I crossed the tarmac to my flight home there were eight PNP in black shorts and high red socks flanking me.

I will not be going back to the southern Philippines any time in the foreseeable future.
 
2012-02-29 02:00:47 PM

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 325x307]


I worked on a somewhat more relevant item:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-29 02:13:51 PM
Ah, the Philippines. Beautiful place to visit. But I ain't going back there any time in the future.
 
2012-02-29 02:25:13 PM
kistenet.com
That's not...a real place.
 
2012-02-29 02:31:34 PM
Bring lotsa protection. Wot's that? The other kind of MILF? Never mind, you should be okay.
 
2012-02-29 03:20:03 PM
These are not the MILF's you're looking for.

images.elephantjournal.com
 
2012-02-29 03:46:45 PM
I was going to recommend getting the MILFs to share, but then I got distracted by the actual danger the Philippines represent.

Seriously, avoid at all costs.
 
2012-02-29 03:47:06 PM
im.videosearch.rediff.com

/oblig
 
2012-02-29 03:50:18 PM
The Philippines? Watch out for the hidden penis.
 
2012-02-29 03:51:05 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2012-02-29 03:51:22 PM

Treygreen13: [im.videosearch.rediff.com image 320x240]

/oblig


Not to nitpick, but he was the C.L.I.T. commander.

;-)
 
2012-02-29 03:51:40 PM
I bet the island's inhabitants have good fundamentals, but no can dunk.

/It more fun to watch
 
2012-02-29 03:55:26 PM
MILF = Mom I'd Like as a Friend.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-02-29 03:57:28 PM

Walker: img.photobucket.com


Won't bringing a young, unsullied pussy just make them enraged with jealousy?
 
2012-02-29 03:57:28 PM
I'm about to visit an island full of MILFs. How dangerous could it be?

You could die of dehydration.

//Seriously, it's hot and it'll upset your constitution if you drink the water.
 
2012-02-29 03:58:01 PM
FTA:
When we arrive at the home of the ritualist, it turns out we've forgotten several key ingredients. There are supposed to be four chickens, not two, so we'll have to fill out the offering table with eggs. We'll also need a few bottles of cheap Chinese wine and several pounds of rice. Then we're asked to pay a ritual fee, to which Henry adds his own ritual negotiation fee, and then another driver fee, as well as a gas fee for the use of the truck. It seems like the more time we spend waiting for the ceremony-and we're waiting forever-the more the price goes up. Henry uses what sounds like another NGO phrase to describe the situation: We have to "monetize the ritual," he keeps saying.

Wow. Deep in the jungle on a tropical island and it's just another tourist trap.
 
2012-02-29 03:58:06 PM
i1236.photobucket.com

/hot
 
2012-02-29 03:58:21 PM
Know what I like best about the Phillipines? Standing on the deck of a warship as the shiathole disappears over the horizon.

Know what I dislike the most about the Phillipines? Finding out we left our ship's commander and going back to get him.
 
2012-02-29 04:00:45 PM
I was told there would be MILFs.
 
2012-02-29 04:00:47 PM
No worries, just bring a Krag.
 
2012-02-29 04:02:38 PM
FARK is not your personal ransom fund.
 
2012-02-29 04:03:23 PM
the tribesman who lives on Dulang-dulang.

He's so fine.
 
2012-02-29 04:05:33 PM
safer than an island of BEARS

www.gaypaintings.com
 
2012-02-29 04:06:49 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Treygreen13: [im.videosearch.rediff.com image 320x240]

/oblig

Not to nitpick, but he was the C.L.I.T. commander.

;-)


Oh yeah, I was just referencing another time when a person was confused about an acronym.
 
2012-02-29 04:08:27 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?


No, it's unhealthy.
 
2012-02-29 04:09:20 PM

Uzzah: the tribesman who lives on Dulang-dulang.

He's so fine.


out loud laughing occurred

good one!
 
2012-02-29 04:14:41 PM
Is this what he meant by "carnivorous Filipino plant"?

i43.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 04:14:48 PM

Uzzah: the tribesman who lives on Dulang-dulang.

He's so fine.


Yeah, I heard that too.

/my sweet lord
 
2012-02-29 04:16:09 PM
MILF is a very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very small subset of the category of Mom.
 
2012-02-29 04:17:51 PM
www.ferries.gr

Screw that, I'm going to the island of lesbos.
 
2012-02-29 04:18:10 PM

SmackLT: That's not...a real place.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-02-29 04:24:50 PM

Treygreen13: ihatedumbpeople: Treygreen13: [im.videosearch.rediff.com image 320x240]

/oblig

Not to nitpick, but he was the C.L.I.T. commander.

;-)

Oh yeah, I was just referencing another time when a person was confused about an acronym.


ah..yes...whooooosh...right over my head.
 
2012-02-29 04:29:42 PM

unlikely: I went to Mindanao in the spring of 2000. I had a run in with the Abu Sayyaf. I ended up riding a water buffalo through the jungle and spending time in a baptist church holding an M3 Grease Gun and waiting for a ride out. I spent my time in the General Santos airport in a concrete bunker under heavy guard, and when I crossed the tarmac to my flight home there were eight PNP in black shorts and high red socks flanking me.

I will not be going back to the southern Philippines any time in the foreseeable future.


If you're serious:

Thought the northern islands were considered relatively safe, with a emphasis on the word relatively. That is, they're less aligned with the extremists in the south and more aligned with interests compatible with the west/US.

I wouldnt even think of stepping foot on anything except the northern islands, if anywhere in that country.
 
2012-02-29 04:29:44 PM
Hey, afterward you can write about it on FARC.com
 
2012-02-29 04:30:10 PM
Link

/Zamboanga City
//Tip of the dick

(shaped like a penis)
 
2012-02-29 04:35:46 PM
The Navy called them LBFMs, Little Brown F**k Machines
 
2012-02-29 04:36:01 PM
I found a giant cache of war gold deep in the Philippine jungle, but I had no way of getting it out. Just had to leave it there.

/JIGUY YESZZ ASXYI.
//rotor positions: 3, 7, 6.
 
2012-02-29 04:36:31 PM
I do not want to go to there.
 
2012-02-29 04:37:32 PM

sethstorm: I wouldnt even think of stepping foot on anything except the northern islands, if anywhere in that country.


I will probably go back next spring but not to Mindanao. I will probably spend most of my time in Cebu City and Iloilo if I go.
 
2012-02-29 04:39:17 PM

unlikely: I went to Mindanao in the spring of 2000. I had a run in with the Abu Sayyaf. I ended up riding a water buffalo through the jungle and spending time in a baptist church holding an M3 Grease Gun and waiting for a ride out. I spent my time in the General Santos airport in a concrete bunker under heavy guard, and when I crossed the tarmac to my flight home there were eight PNP in black shorts and high red socks flanking me.

I will not be going back to the southern Philippines any time in the foreseeable future.


Pics of you holding a grease gun and on a water buffalo or I'm calling bullshiat on this one.
 
2012-02-29 04:40:15 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Treygreen13: [im.videosearch.rediff.com image 320x240]

/oblig

Not to nitpick, but he was the C.L.I.T. commander.



Isn't the C.L.I.T. an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.? (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes)
 
2012-02-29 04:44:48 PM

Honest Bender: images.huffingtonpost.com


I didn't come here to make friends! I came here to be number one!
 
2012-02-29 04:45:45 PM
An uncle met his latest wife there. I am now really concerned.
 
2012-02-29 04:48:36 PM
This far into this thread and no Black Jack Pershing references?
 
2012-02-29 04:50:39 PM

lack of warmth: An uncle met his latest wife there. I am now really concerned.


So instead of delivery he did takeout. I dunno I prefer the ease of delivery personally.
 
2012-02-29 04:55:11 PM

MythDragon: [www.ferries.gr image 439x310]

Screw that, I'm going to the island of lesbos.


If you're a dude, you're never gonna get laid.
 
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