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(Washington Post)   And so it begins. Now that Mitt Romney looks to be the nominee, the media is wasting no time in doing feature stories on his religion. Everyone get ready for the Summer of Mormon   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 360
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2012-02-29 10:32:26 AM
Dum dum dum dum dum dum.
 
2012-02-29 10:38:29 AM
Gettin' ready to buy me some stock in Fruit Of The Loom
 
2012-02-29 10:38:55 AM
This is going to be bad for Romney. There are a lot of weird and creepy things about the Mormon faith that will cause the average voter to see Romney as unacceptable.

The re-baptism of famous dead people and magic underwear are really just the tip of the iceberg.
 
2012-02-29 10:38:57 AM
Please tell me more about his Mormon faith. How is it that he only has one wife, while Newt Gingrich gets three? How is it that he has an alcohol free lifestyle while Pennsylvania has to accept Santorum as their own? How is it that he served in France as a missionary during the Vietnam war and Ron Paul served in the Civil War? How is it that he baptized dead people symbolically in order for them to enter his heaven? How is it that he has that great hair?

Oh, and does he have any policies?
 
2012-02-29 10:41:03 AM
"The most salient question, of course, is 'What roles will Donny & Marie Osmond play in a Romney administration?'"
 
2012-02-29 10:41:15 AM
America: Where to run for President you not only have to be a Christian, but the right kind of Christian. This is more important than any actual issues, after all.
 
2012-02-29 10:43:43 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "The most salient question, of course, is 'What roles will Donny & Marie Osmond play in a Romney administration?'"

Is he going to reunite the Jonas Brothers?
 
2012-02-29 10:48:31 AM
I just want to know if they have baseball on the Kolob-like planet I will receive:

files.abovetopsecret.com

And what if I don't want my wives there?
 
2012-02-29 10:51:47 AM
www.washingtonpost.com (new window)

S'no good Mister Mitt.
 
2012-02-29 11:04:37 AM
gimmegimme: I just want to know if they have baseball on the Kolob-like planet I will receive:

[files.abovetopsecret.com image 640x491]

And what if I don't want my wives there?


Dang thats complicated. As a woman do I get my own planet or do I have to share it with the other wives? Because I aint sharing a planet with those biatches.
 
2012-02-29 11:11:14 AM
The worst thing, I would think, especially for the fundamentalist Protestant types, is that Mormonism doesn't use the Bible as its sacred text. That is unacceptable, theologically speaking.

I mean Christ, even the Jews use the Bible. Just not the back three quarters.
 
2012-02-29 11:13:43 AM
gimmegimme: I just want to know if they have baseball on the Kolob-like planet I will receive:

[files.abovetopsecret.com image 640x491]

And what if I don't want my wives there?



www.tryonzion.com
 
2012-02-29 11:21:24 AM
Professor Bott is probably going to lose his job over the bullshiat 19th century racist folklore he pretends is church doctrine.
 
2012-02-29 11:22:25 AM
I_C_Weener: Oh, and does he have any policies?

No, he doesn't. His policy is, "We've got to get Obama out of office." That's his policy.
 
2012-02-29 11:43:09 AM
I find it interesting what kinds of things people rule out as "whacky" after accepting the idea of an all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing god. Why can't god give you your own planet? There's an infinite number of galaxies and solar systems and planets, and god knows about all of them and can do anything, so why not?

I find the idea of god and heaven and hell equally strange. But it seems to me that once you accept the god hypothesis, you don't have a whole lot of ground left to say "what? That's insane" regarding theories of the afterlife.
 
2012-02-29 11:46:19 AM
quickdraw: Dang thats complicated. As a woman do I get my own planet or do I have to share it with the other wives? Because I aint sharing a planet with those biatches.


I would HATE living on a planet managed by multiple women who eventually get on the same period cycle.
 
2012-02-29 11:47:48 AM
Humean_Nature: I find it interesting what kinds of things people rule out as "whacky" after accepting the idea of an all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing god. Why can't god give you your own planet? There's an infinite number of galaxies and solar systems and planets, and god knows about all of them and can do anything, so why not?

You really need to look into how Joseph Smith formed the Mormon Church. If you learn how he formed it and come out of that and say, "Yeah, but...I still think the Mormon Church is just as believable as any other religion" then either you're a gigantic idiot or you are trying to fool yourself.
 
2012-02-29 11:55:15 AM
I_C_Weener: Oh, and does he have any policies?

Yes.. all of them. Ya know, any of those policies that have been put in front of him all these years.
 
2012-02-29 12:00:59 PM
"Hey Mitt, didn't you guys consider blacks an inferior race until like the 1960s?"

"Why you gotta talk about old shiat?"
 
2012-02-29 12:11:16 PM
Lando Lincoln: You really need to look into how Joseph Smith formed the Mormon Church. If you learn how he formed it and come out of that and say, "Yeah, but...I still think the Mormon Church is just as believable as any other religion" then either you're a gigantic idiot or you are trying to fool yourself.

I guess I wasn't clear on this, but I don't believe in Mormonism. And I think it's pretty common knowledge that the Mormons are making this up as they go along ("I just had a vision! God wants us to take multiple wives!" "It's becoming increasingly unpopular to marry multiple women, so God just gave me a vision! That thing he was OK with is now wrong, even though God is all-knowing and can't make mistakes!" etc. etc.). I'm saying that when Christians look at an idea like "all the good people get their own planet after we die" and say it's crazy, they're not applying the same standard of proof to the idea that "all the good people go live in a magic kingdom with all the people they love and are forever happy."

I think we happily point out that all the crazy stuff from Mormonism and Scientology is hands-down crazy because they're such recent inventions that we still have records telling the other side of the story - the court documents showing Joseph Smith was arrested are one good example. But then the same standard of skepticism is not applied to comparable ideas from more mainstream, ancient religions because we've all grown up hearing stories about turning water into wine and healing the infirm and whatnot.

I'm saying that once you accept the fact that there can be a being that seems physically impossible to our current understanding, it takes some nerve to pick and choose which magical things said being is capable of and which ones are nuts.
 
2012-02-29 12:33:07 PM
Humean_Nature: I'm saying that once you accept the fact that there can be a being that seems physically impossible to our current understanding, it takes some nerve to pick and choose which magical things said being is capable of and which ones are nuts.

Well you can at least admit that for someone who does believe in some sort of religion could be true that it is less likely that the ones that you can directly trace back to a swindler in the last century or so is the right one.

Failing that, you have to admit that Scientology that outright charges people for knowledge of their "religion" is the most dubious of all of them.
 
2012-02-29 12:48:27 PM
Mugato: Well you can at least admit that for someone who does believe in some sort of religion could be true that it is less likely that the ones that you can directly trace back to a swindler in the last century or so is the right one.

Failing that, you have to admit that Scientology that outright charges people for knowledge of their "religion" is the most dubious of all of them.


We agree on both of these counts, yes.
 
2012-02-29 12:48:36 PM
Religious thread you say?


thesketchydetails.net
 
2012-02-29 01:04:39 PM
My favorite video on Mormonism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E

It makes Mormonism sound like a zany combo of Christianity and Scientology. Anything religion with "endless celestial sex" can't be all bad.
 
2012-02-29 01:14:44 PM
Mugato: "Hey Mitt, didn't you guys consider blacks an inferior race until like the 1960s?"

"Why you gotta talk about old shiat?"


You mean 1978, right?
 
2012-02-29 01:14:50 PM
Mugato: Well you can at least admit that for someone who does believe in some sort of religion could be true that it is less likely that the ones that you can directly trace back to a swindler in the last century or so is the right one.

Given that every religion comes with zero evidence, it's not "less likely" that any one is true just because we know who the hucksters that invented it are.
 
2012-02-29 01:17:40 PM
The Onion is prophetic: You mean 1978, right?

1978. Well I didn't feel like looking it up so I gave them the benefit of the doubt and rounded up.
 
2012-02-29 01:20:30 PM
Humean_Nature: I'm saying that once you accept the fact that there can be a being that seems physically impossible to our current understanding, it takes some nerve to pick and choose which magical things said being is capable of and which ones are nuts.

Mormons / Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same God. Not sure about Scientologists.
 
2012-02-29 01:25:47 PM
Lando Lincoln: Humean_Nature: I'm saying that once you accept the fact that there can be a being that seems physically impossible to our current understanding, it takes some nerve to pick and choose which magical things said being is capable of and which ones are nuts.

Mormons / Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same God. Not sure about Scientologists.


They all believe in the same God, but they also each believe that their own God is superior to the others'. Not quit sure about the logic of that.
 
2012-02-29 01:30:29 PM
dadsprimalscream.files.wordpress.com

"Hasa Diga Eebowa" Soon everyone will know what it means!
 
2012-02-29 01:34:48 PM
The Onion is prophetic: They all believe in the same God, but they also each believe that their own God is superior to the others'. Not quit sure about the logic of that.

I think you need to take a World Religion class.
 
2012-02-29 01:53:55 PM
Will there be cookouts?
 
2012-02-29 01:53:56 PM
Code_Archeologist: This is going to be bad for Romney. There are a lot of weird and creepy things about the Mormon faith that will cause the average voter to see Romney as unacceptable.

The re-baptism of famous dead people and magic underwear are really just the tip of the iceberg.


But you get your own planet when you die, so that is super awesome.
 
2012-02-29 01:56:07 PM

Time for:


MORMON JESUS REMIX!!!!
(new window)
 
2012-02-29 01:56:13 PM
Code_Archeologist: This is going to be bad for Romney. There are a lot of weird and creepy things about the Mormon faith that will cause the average voter to see Romney as unacceptable.

The re-baptism of famous dead people and magic underwear are really just the tip of the iceberg.


Not much is likely to put off more voters than the (R) after his name.
 
2012-02-29 01:56:52 PM
gimmegimme: I just want to know if they have baseball on the Kolob-like planet I will receive:

[files.abovetopsecret.com image 640x491]

And what if I don't want my wives there?


Pretty sure that's how Homestuck ends.
 
2012-02-29 01:57:49 PM
I think voter are confused. They hear Mitt Romney's name on TV but when they get into the voting booth they see Willard "Mitt" Romney and they get suspicious.
 
2012-02-29 01:58:20 PM
Lumpmoose: It makes Mormonism sound like a zany combo of Christianity and Scientology. Anything religion with "endless celestial sex" can't be all bad.

Isn't it? It was kind of the Scientology of it's time.
 
2012-02-29 01:58:33 PM
Lando Lincoln: I_C_Weener: Oh, and does he have any policies?

No, he doesn't. His policy is, "We've got to get Obama out of office." That's his policy.


Let's not forget more taxes and cuts for the working poor and middle classes and tax cuts for the wealthy.

It's a good strategy, though... The "We've got to get Bush out of office" worked out well for President Kerry. : )
 
2012-02-29 02:00:07 PM
Corvus: Lumpmoose: It makes Mormonism sound like a zany combo of Christianity and Scientology. Anything religion with "endless celestial sex" can't be all bad.

Isn't it? It was kind of the Scientology of it's time.


So was Catholicism. And Judaism. And animism.
 
2012-02-29 02:00:10 PM
Code_Archeologist: There are a lot of weird and creepy things about the Mormon faith that will cause the average voter to see Romney as unacceptable.

Yeah, and I don't think those odd things are that widely known as of yet. I think many people think Mormonism is just yet another boring version of Christianity.
 
2012-02-29 02:02:59 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Did someone say "The Summer of More Men?"
 
2012-02-29 02:04:48 PM
When will they release ads equating him to JFK for also having a strange religion?
 
2012-02-29 02:05:04 PM
PonceAlyosha: Corvus: Lumpmoose: It makes Mormonism sound like a zany combo of Christianity and Scientology. Anything religion with "endless celestial sex" can't be all bad.

Isn't it? It was kind of the Scientology of it's time.

So was Catholicism. And Judaism. And animism.


Really they believed you go off and live on other planets? They don't allow none believers to go to their church services? It's a bit different.
 
2012-02-29 02:06:21 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Amazing, amazing book. Recommended reading for all.
 
2012-02-29 02:06:25 PM
Lando Lincoln: Humean_Nature: I'm saying that once you accept the fact that there can be a being that seems physically impossible to our current understanding, it takes some nerve to pick and choose which magical things said being is capable of and which ones are nuts.

Mormons / Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same God. Not sure about Scientologists.



I don't even believe that all the individual sects of those religions believe in the same god. Yes, I know they claim to, but a god is always a creation of a specific culture in a particular time and place. Even though the Roman gods were largely adaptations of those of Greeks, the difference between the two cultures gave them distinctly different personalities. I would argue that the God worshiped by say a rural Indonesian Muslim and the God worshiped by an urban Protestant American bear far less resemblance to one another than did Jupiter and Zeus.
 
2012-02-29 02:07:20 PM
Koalaesq: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Amazing, amazing book. Recommended reading for all.


Seconded.
 
2012-02-29 02:08:14 PM
amkon.net
 
2012-02-29 02:08:31 PM
Just now?

They've been running stories about his religion for months now.

Does subby live under a rock?
 
2012-02-29 02:08:35 PM
Corvus: PonceAlyosha: Corvus: Lumpmoose: It makes Mormonism sound like a zany combo of Christianity and Scientology. Anything religion with "endless celestial sex" can't be all bad.

Isn't it? It was kind of the Scientology of it's time.

So was Catholicism. And Judaism. And animism.

Really they believed you go off and live on other planets? They don't allow none believers to go to their church services? It's a bit different.


Way to take that point the wrong way. All of those are "weird" offshoots of other religions. Christianity is an evangelical mutation of Judaism. Judaism is a henotheistic mutation of earlier semetic polytheism. Animism is a mutation of being able to assign agency to inanimate objects. In this case, Mormonism is a "weird" mystucak mutation of American protestantism. They are not the first or the only such group, just the only one that persisted from the 1800s.
 
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