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(Entertainment on Today)   Lindsay Lohan tells Today Show that she is sober and won't let anyone down. News to the left, death pool to the right   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 50
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2012-02-29 09:48:02 AM  
I hope she does get her shiat together.
 
2012-02-29 10:26:21 AM  
She's let me down with that blond hair and by not showing us the vag in her playboy spread.

regardless, bathe her and send her to me.
 
2012-02-29 10:31:40 AM  

Mildot: regardless, bathe delouse her and send her to me.


FTFY
 
2012-02-29 10:33:22 AM  

Mildot: She's let me down with that blond hair and by not showing us the vag in her playboy spread.


No one ever shows their vag in a Playboy spread.
 
2012-02-29 10:34:06 AM  
Yeah....Good luck with that.
 
2012-02-29 10:36:12 AM  

Mugato: Mildot: She's let me down with that blond hair and by not showing us the vag in her playboy spread.

No one ever shows their vag in a Playboy spread.


This shot shows more of her downstairs ladyparts than does Playboy.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-29 10:37:39 AM  
Im pulling for her....................
 
2012-02-29 10:39:17 AM  
I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?
 
2012-02-29 10:44:12 AM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?



Less youthful than Betty White,I imagine.
 
2012-02-29 10:50:31 AM  
"Lindsay Lohan tells Today Show that she is sober and won't let anyone down"

img1.fark.net tag broken?
 
2012-02-29 10:56:18 AM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


What makes you think she'll live that long?
 
2012-02-29 10:56:31 AM  

DrHST: Im pulling for her....................


I see what you did there.
 
2012-02-29 10:59:19 AM  
She is the female equivalent of Greg Oden -- looks 45 and can't keep a job, although his issues are because of injuries, hers are because she's a farking dumbass.
 
2012-02-29 11:04:55 AM  

Apos: gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


Less youthful than Betty White Bea Arthur at this moment,I imagine.

 
2012-02-29 11:05:58 AM  

beerrun: DrHST: Im pulling for her....................

I see what you did there.



Ceiling beerun is watching you masturbate?

Got nutt'n
 
2012-02-29 11:09:56 AM  
As soon as the Playboy loot runs out, she's going full winehouse.
 
2012-02-29 11:28:49 AM  
Well good luck to her. I hope she can pull a Robert Downey Jr out of this. But she will have to turn her life around big time and stop hanging out with people that could be bad influences on her.

Odds are not in her favor. But if she does clean up hope she can g back to being hot.
 
2012-02-29 11:38:14 AM  
Was she practicing her lines for her SNL skit?
 
2012-02-29 11:41:47 AM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


Iggy Pop.
 
2012-02-29 11:43:25 AM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-29 11:51:50 AM  

groppet: Well good luck to her. I hope she can pull a Robert Downey Jr out of this


She has it a lot better than Robert Downey Jr ever did. He was introduced to drugs when he was 8. He did real time. No insurance would touch him so he couldn't get near the set of a Doritos commercial. Now he's Sherlock Holmes and the farking Iron Man. I have a lot of respect for RDJ. Lohan's surrounded by enablers, nothing she does has any consequence and now she's going to star in a Liz Taylor biopic. I wouldn't put any money on her straightening out.
 
2012-02-29 11:54:08 AM  

groppet: Well good luck to her. I hope she can pull a Robert Downey Jr out of this. But she will have to turn her life around big time and stop hanging out with people that could be bad influences on her.

Odds are not in her favor. But if she does clean up hope she can g back to being hot.


That's a rather apples vs. oranges argument. Downey Jr. was already a reputable, talented actor in his field. It's that more than anything that made producers, directors and Hollywood at large give him a second chance, otherwise I'm sure he'd still be in prison and we'd be stuck with Seth Rogen playing Tony Stark. Ditto for the likes of Drew Barrymore. Talent goes a long way in that business. Lohan never did more than some kid parts and later played naughty teens in various movies. You could take the sexist approach and say it's more beneficial for Hollywood to push and get rich off her downfall than see her overcome her obstacles, mainly because there wasn't much to salvage to begin with.
 
2012-02-29 11:58:08 AM  
I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety. I have a friend that only smoked weed, and he can tell you the exact time, date, location, color of the carpet, food he ate, etc the last time he go high.

Lindsey Lohan on how long she has been sober, " uhm...it's been a while........it's been......it's been a long time."
 
2012-02-29 12:03:19 PM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


It's mostly the plastic surgery. Why would an incredibly hot woman get plastic surgery at such a young age? I suppose it could be part of her self-destructive behavior. The drugs can be overcome, but the surgery is permanent.

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2012-02-29 12:05:32 PM  
She's one of the most miserably selfish, nasty and awful people in Hollywood. She's repellent and completely untrustworthy at this point. I have to think that she's been sucking carloads of dong to get on SNL and to get even the Lifetime channel to hire her. I mean train cars too, not automobiles.
 
2012-02-29 12:16:05 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: She's one of the most miserably selfish, nasty and awful people in Hollywood. She's repellent and completely untrustworthy at this point. I have to think that she's been sucking carloads of dong to get on SNL and to get even the Lifetime channel to hire her. I mean train cars too, not automobiles.


Oh come on now. I don't think Kristen Wiig is that bad.
 
2012-02-29 12:48:56 PM  
At first I was like...

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But then I was like...

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And soon I'll be all...

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2012-02-29 12:53:06 PM  
WTF happened to her face? Too much Botox?

Botox at her age is pretty sad.
 
2012-02-29 12:54:33 PM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


What makes you think she'll hit 45?
 
2012-02-29 01:08:31 PM  
DAMN her hair looks awful. I have no faith in her just because she's unable to look in a mirror and see how terrible her hair looks.
 
2012-02-29 01:24:03 PM  

FooDog: gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?

What makes you think she'll hit 45?


this. she'll be dead by 35.
 
2012-02-29 01:43:59 PM  

gimmegimme: I simply cannot believe that woman is 25 years old. What in the world is she going to look like at 45?


sadly, she'll never make it to 45
 
2012-02-29 01:44:16 PM  

Shoop008: I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety.


I went sober for a while and didn't keep track. Pissed off every single person I met who was a friend of Bill's
After about, I dunno, 6 or 7 years, I went back to drinking, but at a much more moderate rate.

Fark people who get sober and that's their entire life.
that's as bad as letting drinking be your life.
 
2012-02-29 01:45:46 PM  

Mugato: Mildot: She's let me down with that blond hair and by not showing us the vag in her playboy spread.

No one ever shows their vag in a Playboy spread.


He wouldn't know that. He only reads the articles.
 
2012-02-29 01:48:40 PM  

I Browse: At first I was like...


But then I was like...


And soon I'll be all...


New keyboard please. Almost choked on a carrot.

She looks awful and much of it has to do with her hair. Very few women can pull off the platnium blonde look. Gwen Steffani comes to mind who can; Linsday not so much.

www.topnews.in

Still can't believe Lindsay is only 25! What a wreck.

 
2012-02-29 02:02:07 PM  
Lohan will survive hosting SNL but she'll be dead in a few weeks. She's not sober and she's not equipped to make it through life.
 
2012-02-29 02:37:05 PM  
And Danna Plato went on Stern promising that she was clean. On the other hand, Plato probably still looks better than Lohan.
 
2012-02-29 02:39:45 PM  

Shoop008: I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety. I have a friend that only smoked weed, and he can tell you the exact time, date, location, color of the carpet, food he ate, etc the last time he go high.

Lindsey Lohan on how long she has been sober, " uhm...it's been a while........it's been......it's been a long time."


Good point. Although it's not the same thing in terms of severity, I can tell you the last time and place I had a cigarette. (The last Wednesday in December, 2009, near midnight, in my car)

Meanwhile, Miz Lindsay will definitely get messed up again; she might live to see 2014.
 
2012-02-29 03:00:27 PM  

555-FILK: I Browse: At first I was like...


But then I was like...


And soon I'll be all...


New keyboard please. Almost choked on a carrot.

She looks awful and much of it has to do with her hair. Very few women can pull off the platnium blonde look. Gwen Steffani comes to mind who can; Linsday not so much.

[www.topnews.in image 300x400]

Still can't believe Lindsay is only 25! What a wreck.


Gwen Stefani is almost twenty years older than Lohan (well, she's 42 anyway). She's just adorable these days.
 
2012-02-29 03:05:10 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Shoop008: I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety. I have a friend that only smoked weed, and he can tell you the exact time, date, location, color of the carpet, food he ate, etc the last time he go high.

Lindsey Lohan on how long she has been sober, " uhm...it's been a while........it's been......it's been a long time."

Good point. Although it's not the same thing in terms of severity, I can tell you the last time and place I had a cigarette. (The last Wednesday in December, 2009, near midnight, in my car)

Meanwhile, Miz Lindsay will definitely get messed up again; she might live to see 2014.


experts agree that quitting smoking is on par with quitting heroin.
 
2012-02-29 03:16:04 PM  
According to Wiki, Marilyn Monroe died August 5, 1962 (aged 36). If you take into account Lohan's rate of aging and her habits, plus her need for attention whoring, put me down for August 2022.
 
2012-02-29 03:18:57 PM  

Musto: According to Wiki, Marilyn Monroe died August 5, 1962 (aged 36). If you take into account Lohan's rate of aging and her habits, plus her need for attention whoring, put me down for August 2022.


lohan will not be murdered in her sleep by the CIA for banging the president.

so there is that.
 
2012-02-29 03:21:23 PM  

frepnog: Musto: According to Wiki, Marilyn Monroe died August 5, 1962 (aged 36). If you take into account Lohan's rate of aging and her habits, plus her need for attention whoring, put me down for August 2022.

lohan will not be murdered in her sleep by the CIA for banging the president.

so there is that.


Don't speak so soon! Let it happen naturally.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-02-29 05:02:18 PM  

Shoop008: I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety. I have a friend that only smoked weed, and he can tell you the exact time, date, location, color of the carpet, food he ate, etc the last time he go high.

Lindsey Lohan on how long she has been sober, " uhm...it's been a while........it's been......it's been a long time."


I came away from the piece with the exact same reaction. The people I know that are actively fighting their addictions can often tell you to the day how long it has been since they last indulged. The people that are still effing around behind closed doors get vague when pressed.

Additionally, the way she dodged the correlation between her and Whitney Houston tells me that she isn't taking this seriously, and is only paying lip-service to her "recovery" so that she can get work. I'd willingly bet any two fingers and three toes that she'd piss dirty on a surprise drug/alcohol test.
 
2012-02-29 06:02:42 PM  

reverendsaintjay: Shoop008: I have never met a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who didn't didn't know the exact length of their sobriety. I have a friend that only smoked weed, and he can tell you the exact time, date, location, color of the carpet, food he ate, etc the last time he go high.

Lindsey Lohan on how long she has been sober, " uhm...it's been a while........it's been......it's been a long time."

I came away from the piece with the exact same reaction. The people I know that are actively fighting their addictions can often tell you to the day how long it has been since they last indulged. The people that are still effing around behind closed doors get vague when pressed.

Additionally, the way she dodged the correlation between her and Whitney Houston tells me that she isn't taking this seriously, and is only paying lip-service to her "recovery" so that she can get work. I'd willingly bet any two fingers and three toes that she'd piss dirty on a surprise drug/alcohol test.


I would like to offer my services to witness this dirt piss test. You know, just to make sure it's her pee.
 
2012-02-29 07:11:54 PM  
Is she heavily freckled, or is her skin that badly sun-damaged?
 
2012-02-29 07:16:59 PM  
Okay, Chuck, I've watched the show on TV for years, seen a lot of people get the prize... I think I know what to do.

I'm gonna go with:

In a used hooker's ashtray,
Speedball overdose
Before age 31

That's my Final Answer, Chuck
 
2012-03-01 01:37:35 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-01 03:24:46 AM  
in the video with matt laurerer [whatever] she is looking more and more like Roseanne Barr.

id prolly still do her though.
id feel weird about it, but id still do her.
and hope something didnt fall off soon after.
 
2012-03-03 05:52:15 AM  
It's things like I BROWSE photo essay backed up by totally unexpected shots of the eternally hot Gwenny that have kept me farking all these years.
/that and shift work
//miss boobies links 'tho
 
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