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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Martina Navratilova to join celebrity cast of DWTS, immediately begins practice to avoid foot faults   (suntimes.com) divider line 34
    More: Interesting, Gladys Knight, Martina Navratilova, dwts, Urkel, human beings, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Bruce Jenner, Tom Bergeron  
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2012-02-29 06:46:03 AM
Is she going to dance with a man or a woman?
 
2012-02-29 08:17:00 AM
I only watch women's tennis for the short skirts and grunting.

/Is that wrong? Should I not do that? Should I feel bad about this?
 
2012-02-29 08:45:09 AM
In women's Dancing With The Stars, I always root against the heterosexual.
 
2012-02-29 08:52:27 AM
Katherine Jenkins

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horiwood.files.wordpress.com

/don't mind if I do
 
2012-02-29 09:17:51 AM
Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?
 
2012-02-29 09:21:49 AM
Let's see how good she is at cutting a rug...
 
2012-02-29 09:26:05 AM

Sybarite: Katherine Jenkins

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/don't mind if I do


This is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-02-29 10:20:20 AM

Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?


They're running out of Stars. Either they go to Plan Dancing With The Hollywood Semi-Nobodies or start booking people like Secy. Napolitano and Noam Chomsky. You wanna see them dance?
 
Slu
2012-02-29 12:31:58 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Let's see how good she is at cutting a rug...


Nice. I feel like a lesbian joke would have worked better as a headline, and you have proven that.
 
2012-02-29 12:38:38 PM

Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him

I forget that a lot of people don't watch football.
 
2012-02-29 12:38:39 PM
SERVE!
 
2012-02-29 12:43:42 PM
She does have years of practice doing the splits.


Advantage, Martina.
 
2012-02-29 12:44:22 PM
Well Scissor me Timbers.
 
2012-02-29 12:45:04 PM

Bagelox-99: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?

They're running out of Stars. Either they go to Plan Dancing With The Hollywood Semi-Nobodies or start booking people like Secy. Napolitano and Noam Chomsky. You wanna see them dance?


Checkmate
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/hot hot hot
 
2012-02-29 12:45:34 PM

Rapmaster2000: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him

I forget that a lot of people don't watch football.


Especially gay people, but a lot of them aren't gay enough to watch that horrible dancing show either.

/speak from experience
 
2012-02-29 12:46:11 PM
Getting Martina without Chris Evert? How is that even possible?
 
2012-02-29 12:50:43 PM

Walker: Rapmaster2000: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him

I forget that a lot of people don't watch football.

Especially gay people, but a lot of them aren't gay enough to watch that horrible dancing show either.

/speak from experience


I live in the South. I know a lot of gay people who love LSU football, and one who loves UGA.

We need a sexual orientation/location matrix to determine knowledge of Donald Driver.
 
2012-02-29 12:55:25 PM

Elvis_Bogart: Is she going to dance with a man or a woman?


Hurr, it's funnay becaz she's a lezbian!!1
 
2012-02-29 12:56:31 PM

Sybarite: Katherine Jenkins

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/don't mind if I do


I love the fact that Tiger and Prince Albert (?) are just ogling her ass unabashedly in that pic.
 
2012-02-29 12:58:27 PM
www.newsrealblog.com
 
2012-02-29 12:59:26 PM

Jake Havechek: Elvis_Bogart: Is she going to dance with a man or a woman?

Hurr, it's funnay becaz she's a lezbian!!1


I don't think he meant it in....whatever the hell way you're taking it. It's an honest question. I'm kind of curious myself. Will they let her dance with a female partner or will they make her dance with a male partner?
 
2012-02-29 12:59:57 PM
Came to make the Janet Reno Dance Party reference.

/Angry fist, my lawn, etc.
 
2012-02-29 01:06:03 PM
I'm curious to see how Urkel dances. So, I guess they'll have me as a one time viewer.
 
2012-02-29 01:18:49 PM
Did she have to give up her Snap-On tools franchise.??
 
2012-02-29 01:22:17 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Jake Havechek: Elvis_Bogart: Is she going to dance with a man or a woman?

Hurr, it's funnay becaz she's a lezbian!!1

I don't think he meant it in....whatever the hell way you're taking it. It's an honest question. I'm kind of curious myself. Will they let her dance with a female partner or will they make her dance with a male partner?


Lance Bass (gay - former member of N' Sync) had a female partner, and I would imagine Martina will have a male partner.
 
2012-02-29 01:33:00 PM

Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?


If you watch "The Soup," he's the guy in that telenovela that's always giving longing glances set to cheesy music.
 
2012-02-29 02:22:32 PM

four95: Sybarite: Katherine Jenkins

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/don't mind if I do

I love the fact that Tiger and Prince Albert (?) are just ogling her ass unabashedly in that pic.


Seriously. If you photoshopped Tiger out of that picture and into a strip club he would fit in perfectly.

can't blame him though...
/dat ass...
 
2012-02-29 02:42:59 PM

I_Am_Weasel: In women's Dancing With The Stars, I always root against the heterosexual.


Which one is that?
 
2012-02-29 03:08:41 PM

Bagelox-99: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?

They're running out of Stars. Either they go to Plan Dancing With The Hollywood Semi-Nobodies or start booking people like Secy. Napolitano and Noam Chomsky. You wanna see them dance?


Actually, I would. It would be the first time I ever tuned in and c'mon you would too.
/knows who Donald Drive is
//lesbian
 
2012-02-29 03:29:13 PM

DontMakeMeShushYou: Bagelox-99: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him
William Levy - never heard of him
Katherine Jenkins - never heard of her
Gavin DeGraw - never heard of him
Roshon Fegan - never heard of him

Dancing with the who's that?

They're running out of Stars. Either they go to Plan Dancing With The Hollywood Semi-Nobodies or start booking people like Secy. Napolitano and Noam Chomsky. You wanna see them dance?

Actually, I would. It would be the first time I ever tuned in and c'mon you would too.
/knows who Donald Drive is
//lesbian


Donald Drive is a lesbian?
 
2012-02-29 05:50:23 PM

PsyLord: Getting Martina without Chris Evert? How is that even possible?


They need to save her up to go against Alfonso Ribiero next season.

/...Martina is probably good enough to handle Urkel.
 
2012-02-29 06:22:25 PM

Rapmaster2000: Walker: Donald Driver - never heard of him

I forget that a lot of people don't watch football.


Or live in Wisconsin. It is front page news there in the Milwaukee and other papers in the state.
 
2012-02-29 06:22:35 PM
Ahem.

Melissa Gilbert.

As in "the combined Fleet at Coriana Six *and* a nuke-laden White Star, Mister Morden".

/that is all
 
2012-03-01 12:11:18 PM

quatchi: I only watch women's tennis for the short skirts and grunting.

/Is that wrong? Should I not do that? Should I feel bad about this?


It's not the grunting the bothers me. It's the ear-splitting shrieking. Finally, FINALLY the WTA is doing something...or at least they say they are. They should have nipped it in the bud before Nick Boliterra taught all his students to do it. Even HE has issued a memo saying to tone it down, probably to keep fingers from being pointed at the guilty party (him).
 
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