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(NYPost)   Snooki's pregnant. Lovecraft quotes, Farnsworth images to the right   (nypost.com) divider line 107
    More: Scary, H.P. Lovecraft, Kyle Farnsworth, Snooki, creative direction, Polizzi, j-woww, Jionni LaValle, Lara Spencer  
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2012-02-29 11:49:36 AM  
This just goes to show that any woman can get farked; it only takes a desperate enough male, after all.
 
2012-02-29 11:50:44 AM  

WhiskeySticks: I would like to curb the person who thought it a good idea to bring these idiots into the spotlight. It makes me hate our culture for producing these kind of people and those dumb enough to encourage it.


Remember when we were younger and MTV first came out? Wow, that was awesome! Fark you old people, we want our music and TV entertainment at the same time. You old people just don't get it.

Now? OMG, we should've nuked MTV when it first came out.
 
2012-02-29 11:50:45 AM  
Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers

PREGGERS
 
2012-02-29 11:56:14 AM  
Wasn´t me !
 
2012-02-29 11:59:15 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers

PREGGERS


I seriously want to punch people that say that in their face. I also want to punch Snooki in the face too.
 
2012-02-29 12:00:48 PM  
I hope it doesn't ruin her figure.
 
2012-02-29 12:08:07 PM  

Nick Spiceyweiner:
I seriously want to punch people that say that in their face. I also want to punch Snooki in the face too.


I want to punch her in the stomach. Repeatedly. For the good of the world.
 
2012-02-29 12:11:26 PM  

Retard Wrangler: Nick Spiceyweiner:
I seriously want to punch people that say that in their face. I also want to punch Snooki in the face too.

I want to punch her in the stomach. Repeatedly. For the good of the world.


i944.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 12:11:42 PM  

PsyLord: Now? OMG, we should've nuked MTV when it first came out.


But at least back then they played music...
 
2012-02-29 12:12:36 PM  

fastfxr: I bet she balloons out to 2 bills...easily.


Really? She weighs like 90 lbs now.
 
2012-02-29 12:23:14 PM  
I believe a description of the child can be found on page 751 of the Necronomicon.
 
2012-02-29 12:24:05 PM  
Wait until E! or MTV make her motherhood public via reality tv show.

That's scary to think about, but it will most likely happen.
 
2012-02-29 12:27:27 PM  

ManateeGag: Earguy: Three months along? Here comes the Breast Fairy....

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 383x600]

[www.babble.com image 494x601]

like they aren't big enough already.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]

ColSanders: She's probably going to give birth to one of these:

[www.dailyrevelry.com image 500x356]


I'm pickin' up what you're putting down there. LOL.
 
2012-02-29 12:28:10 PM  
hyboria.xoth.net

The great old ones would like you to know they have nothing to do with this. They do have standards.
 
2012-02-29 12:29:43 PM  
Snooki is pregnant. The Mayans were right. Satan's child is on the way. Repent everyone for judgement day is upon us.
 
2012-02-29 12:50:33 PM  

Since subby asked for it...one of my favorites

The Dweller (Fungi from Yuggoth XXXI):

It had been old when Babylon was new;
None knows how long it slept beneath that mound,
Where in the end our questing shovels found
Its granite blocks and brought it back to view.
There were vast pavements and foundation-walls,
And crumbling slabs and statues, carved to shew
Fantastic beings of some long ago
Past anything the world of man recalls.

And then we saw those stone steps leading down
Through a choked gate of graven dolomite
To some black haven of eternal night
Where elder signs and primal secrets frown.
We cleared a path-but raced in mad retreat
When from below we heard those clumping feet.
 
2012-02-29 12:52:55 PM  
sprocketink.com
 
2012-02-29 01:05:42 PM  

zappaisfrank: Who on EARTH would fark Snooki? Do hair products and spray tan make you that shiat-all stupid enough to do that?


She's a millionaire. Close your eyes and think of England.
 
2012-02-29 01:21:32 PM  

zappaisfrank: Who on EARTH would fark Snooki? Do hair products and spray tan make you that shiat-all stupid enough to do that?


If she came with a waiver stating a clean bill of health? Me.
 
2012-02-29 01:35:30 PM  
Where's Fb-?
 
2012-02-29 01:35:51 PM  
Ia! Ia!
 
2012-02-29 01:44:38 PM  
Sooo appropriate

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-29 01:54:57 PM  
i290.photobucket.com

/seems appropriate
 
2012-02-29 01:55:56 PM  
fc00.deviantart.net

Macular Degenerate: Sooo appropriate


Thought so, too, damn you. :-)
 
2012-02-29 02:20:02 PM  
I know I'm in the extreme minority here, but I think her looks are actually very cute, except that I hate that god-awful fake-ass tan. If it weren't for her horrid, immature and biatchy personality, I would hit that. I feel sorry for the kid though, having to grow up with such a shiatty woman for a mom. Maybe, just maybe she'll grow up and become a responsible adult and a responsible mother, but I doubt it.
 
2012-02-29 02:25:51 PM  
i just hope someone lets her know that a microwave isn't a baby tanning booth
 
2012-02-29 02:59:40 PM  
She wants to be the next Kourtney Kardashian; I want her to die in a nightclub fire. Life, huh?
 
2012-02-29 03:31:43 PM  
Anyone that willingly uses the word "preggers" deserves an immediate cockpunch/coontpunch. Any professional journalist that uses that word, regardless of whatever trashy rag they write for, should be automatically killed on the spot. And then given a cockpunch/coontpunch.
 
2012-02-29 03:50:25 PM  
worldsstrongestlibrarian.com
 
2012-02-29 04:12:40 PM  
that means at least ONE guy was willing to hit it.............................
 
2012-02-29 04:18:52 PM  

Freakin Rican: getting pregnant seems like a money maker for her at this point. think about it. jersey shore is tired and people are tired of it. now being pregnant shell get her own spin off of mtv folling her around waiting for her lil pumkin to bake. something new for people to watch people will watch it. and the mods here will greenlight every stupid artical with her in it. so again it makes sense.


She already has a spin off her and Jwwow...ack...
 
2012-02-29 04:21:11 PM  
"MTV went into crisis mode after they found out," said a source. "They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.

CREATIVE DIRECTION?!?!
 
2012-02-29 04:38:25 PM  
I heard Snooki was pregnant with twins. She's picked names already, but I've only heard one of them - "Loompah".
 
2012-02-29 04:43:40 PM  
WHATS IN THE BOX??
 
2012-02-29 04:54:32 PM  

RivenSilver: Speaking of the breast fairy, is Olivia Wilde pregnant? Her boobs were never this big before.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/197914d1330480 2 81-animated-gif-thread-olivia_wilde_boobs1.gif


That link doesn't work. You're a DICK.
 
2012-02-29 04:57:57 PM  

kfb2b: that means at least ONE guy was willing to hit it.............................


Turkey baster? No guy needs to hit it, just give it.
 
2012-02-29 05:01:32 PM  

peterthx: kfb2b: that means at least ONE guy was willing to hit it.............................

Turkey baster? No guy needs to hit it, just give it.


Plus, she gets gravy.
 
2012-02-29 05:25:00 PM  
In ten years this skank is gonna look like a big 'ole round medicine ball.
 
2012-02-29 05:34:29 PM  

WhiskeySticks: I would like to curb the person who thought it a good idea to bring these idiots into the spotlight. It makes me hate our culture for producing these kind of people and those dumb enough to encourage it.


Yeah. I know the show is there for us to laugh at. But seriously why give them all that money FFS. I would like to think this would help her fade away, but I think a previous poster was right in thinking she would just get a spinoff. I will get rid of her for the world if someone takes care of my plumbing problem and renovates my bathroom.
 
2012-02-29 05:44:26 PM  

carrion_luggage: [images.hollywood.com image 365x405]

Looking forward to being an uncle.


Don't EVEN try blaming this shiat on me.
 
2012-02-29 05:48:25 PM  

ongbok: I hope Am Sure her boyfriend realizes hopes that there is a very good chance that the kid isn't his.


FTFY

Can you imagine being tied for life to Snooki? I would be praying she cheated if I were him.
 
2012-02-29 06:26:07 PM  

braedan: RivenSilver: Speaking of the breast fairy, is Olivia Wilde pregnant? Her boobs were never this big before.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/197914d1330480 2 81-animated-gif-thread-olivia_wilde_boobs1.gif

That link doesn't work. You're a DICK.


Here you go. (pnsfw)(new window)

/they do look bigger
 
2012-02-29 07:19:39 PM  

HI-FYE: "MTV went into crisis mode after they found out," said a source. "They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.

CREATIVE DIRECTION?!?!


Binge drinking.
 
2012-02-29 07:40:04 PM  

carrion_luggage: [images.hollywood.com image 365x405]

Looking forward to being an uncle.



+1
 
2012-02-29 08:19:50 PM  
This shiat is why I am an atheist. This and botflies.
 
2012-02-29 08:25:16 PM  
Face the Thing that should not be?

/I know, Metallica, not Lovecraft.
 
2012-02-29 08:40:23 PM  

Millions_Knives: Face the Thing that should not be?

/I know, Metallica, not Lovecraft.


Actually, that song was inspired by Lovecraft. Some of the lyrics like "Great old one" and "Not dead which eternal lie stranger eons Death may die" are taken directly from his writings.
 
2012-02-29 08:55:01 PM  
i188.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-01 12:45:36 AM  
I for one WELCOME our new retarded Oompa Loompa Overlords!
 
2012-03-01 03:09:03 AM  
It was bad enough to begin with, but I stopped reading when I saw MTV complain about how this effected its "creative direction." What I wouldn't give for my own private space station right about now...Or death ray. I could settle for one of those.
 
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