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(Yahoo)   The Norwegian Nobel Committee gets out to an early lead in the 2012 Troll of the Year contest   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 99
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2012-02-29 01:27:51 AM
Oh, that's better than Obama getting it again......
 
2012-02-29 02:11:41 AM
Hopefully they'll save the dude's life in the process.
 
2012-02-29 08:19:30 AM
Norwegians are such scamps.
 
2012-02-29 09:50:57 AM

cretinbob: Oh, that's better than Obama getting it again......


Lol
 
2012-02-29 10:19:31 AM
The damage done to Morgan Tsvangirai alone would knock him out of the running for me. Tsvangirai was the best hope Zimbabwe had in getting rid of Mugabe without an assassination or all-out war
 
2012-02-29 10:22:46 AM
Subby, are you aware the the Nobel committee neither make the nominations nor talk about who's been nominated?
 
2012-02-29 11:04:45 AM
That's okay, the government will collect the prize money for him.
 
2012-02-29 11:04:59 AM
I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.
 
2012-02-29 11:05:13 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Subby, are you aware the the Nobel committee neither make the nominations nor talk about who's been nominated?


And nobody talks about fight club either. And nobody leaks government secrets... Oh damn.
 
2012-02-29 11:05:38 AM
I hope he gets it. Those awards are retarded and always have been.
 
2012-02-29 11:06:44 AM
My neighbor came over to tell me my roof was on fire. So I shot him.
 
2012-02-29 11:07:17 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-29 11:08:27 AM
Pentagon Papers. Link (new window)
 
2012-02-29 11:08:57 AM

Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.


1. Members of national assemblies and governments of states;
2. Members of international courts;
3. University rectors; professors of social sciences, history, philosophy, law and theology; directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes;
4. Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize;
5. Board members of organizations who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize;
6. Active and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee; (proposals by members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after February 1) and
7. Former advisers appointed by the Norwegian Nobel Institute.
 
2012-02-29 11:09:36 AM
Umad, United States?

Yeah. We mad, but the UCMJ still applies and he can enjoy his winnings when he gets out of Leavenworth. It's a better deal than most get.
 
2012-02-29 11:09:39 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 11:09:53 AM
Has anyone yet pointed out that the Nobel Committee doesn't make the nominations, and that ANYONE can nominate ANYONE for the prize? Yes? OK, then.

/After a fair trial, I hope they lock that little weasel up.
 
2012-02-29 11:10:10 AM
Haha. Good for them.

The award is way to political, though.
 
2012-02-29 11:10:59 AM

Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.


Anyone can nominate anyone simply by saying "I nominate you". In this case it was the "International Community." Whoever that is.

I nominate you, Teknowaffle.
 
2012-02-29 11:13:04 AM
Birgitta Jónsdóttir Margrét Tryggvadóttir Þór Saari Members of the Icelandic Parliament for The Movement (what movement??) are the trolls you are looking for.

Maybe Julian can get on that?
 
2012-02-29 11:14:14 AM
They jumped the shark when Obama won shortly after being sworn in.
 
2012-02-29 11:14:22 AM

the_chief: Pentagon Papers. Link (new window)


...Which have nothing to do with the data dump that Bradley Manning perpetrated with Wikileaks.
 
2012-02-29 11:15:35 AM
Is it 2008 again?
 
2012-02-29 11:15:48 AM

Rapmaster2000: Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.

Anyone can nominate anyone simply by saying "I nominate you". In this case it was the "International Community." Whoever that is.

I nominate you, Teknowaffle.


I denominate Tejnowaffle and jointly nominate Amos Quito and Tatsuma. If more people spent so much time defending various countries in Middle East...
 
2012-02-29 11:17:24 AM

LewDux: Rapmaster2000: Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.

Anyone can nominate anyone simply by saying "I nominate you". In this case it was the "International Community." Whoever that is.

I nominate you, Teknowaffle.

I denominate Tejnowaffle and jointly nominate Amos Quito and Tatsuma. If more people spent so much time defending various countries in Middle East...


Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH for LewDux!
 
2012-02-29 11:17:26 AM

Rapmaster2000: Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.

Anyone can nominate anyone simply by saying "I nominate you". In this case it was the "International Community." Whoever that is.

I nominate you, Teknowaffle.


We of the Fark Nobel Peace Prize Nominating Committee seriously need to concentrate our efforts and agree on one candidate.

Kate_Upton_Dougie.mpg
 
2012-02-29 11:17:52 AM
Can you give a nobel peace prize to a traitor who's sucking gas in the federal death chamber?
 
2012-02-29 11:18:47 AM
I hope he gets it. They can put it around his neck right before the noose.

/ha ha, I'm kidding...I hope he doesnt get it.
 
2012-02-29 11:19:38 AM
I choose you Pikachu.
 
2012-02-29 11:21:36 AM

the_chief: Pentagon Papers. Link (new window)


All that said was that the Post and Times couldn't be preemptively enjoined from publishing the papers. Several of the justices talked about prosecution under the Espionage Act once they had been published.

factoryconnection: Umad, United States?

Yeah. We mad, but the UCMJ still applies and he can enjoy his winnings when he gets out of Leavenworth. It's a better deal than most get.


No he can't. If you can't collect right away, you don't get the money. They only hold the medal for you
 
2012-02-29 11:23:00 AM

mbillips: Has anyone yet pointed out that the Nobel Committee doesn't make the nominations, and that ANYONE can nominate ANYONE for the prize? Yes? OK, then.

/After a fair trial, I hope they lock that little weasel up.


No. Those people listed above are individually sent invitations in the mail to make a nomintation. So not quite "anyone", they have to be selected first
 
2012-02-29 11:23:24 AM
Fun Fact: Roger Waters projected that video of the US army killing the journalist on The WallTM when I saw the concert last year....can't remember which song though...
 
2012-02-29 11:25:11 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: They jumped the shark when Obama won shortly after being sworn in.


not for Gore?
 
2012-02-29 11:27:15 AM
www.cinemaliberated.com
What a Norweigan Troll might look like.

/Not a bear.
 
2012-02-29 11:29:22 AM

Rapmaster2000: LewDux: Rapmaster2000: Teknowaffle: I thought anyone who was a college professor or something could nominate someone. I mean, someone once nominated Limbaugh.

Anyone can nominate anyone simply by saying "I nominate you". In this case it was the "International Community." Whoever that is.

I nominate you, Teknowaffle.

I denominate Tejnowaffle and jointly nominate Amos Quito and Tatsuma. If more people spent so much time defending various countries in Middle East...

Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH for LewDux!


Thank you
 
2012-02-29 11:32:29 AM

jaytkay: We of the Fark Nobel Peace Prize Nominating Committee seriously need to concentrate our efforts and agree on one candidate.


These kinds of things are usually best settled with BIE

/EIP
 
2012-02-29 11:32:50 AM

bednet: Fun Fact: Roger Waters projected that video of the US army killing the journalist on The WallTM when I saw the concert last year....can't remember which song though...


Bravery of being out of range? He always does a few of his singles.
 
2012-02-29 11:33:03 AM
and i thought they couldn't lose any more credibility.
 
2012-02-29 11:36:04 AM
Ah FireClown, you magnificent bastard you!
 
2012-02-29 11:37:46 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Subby, are you aware the the Nobel committee neither make the nominations nor talk about who's been nominated?


I think subby is trying to be meta here. He's trolling Fark with with a derpy headline about trolls.

Either that, or he's farking retarded.
 
2012-02-29 11:39:03 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: They jumped the shark when Obama won shortly after being sworn in.


kurdistancommentary.files.wordpress.com

Getting a real kick, etc.


/Hot like a napalm burst.
 
2012-02-29 11:39:05 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: They jumped the shark when Obama won shortly after being sworn in.


You sound young.
 
2012-02-29 11:41:26 AM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-29 11:42:19 AM

ArkAngel: No he can't. If you can't collect right away, you don't get the money. They only hold the medal for you


Fascinating... double trolled!
 
2012-02-29 11:43:25 AM
I nominate Kate Upton.
 
2012-02-29 11:43:32 AM

fireclown: [www.cinemaliberated.com image 640x360]
What a Norweigan Troll might look like.

/Not a bear.


Came for this.

/leaving slathered in troll stench
 
2012-02-29 11:45:38 AM
This government BY the people and FOR the people has waaaay too many secrets FROM the people.
 
2012-02-29 11:46:53 AM
He might not deserve the Nobel peace prize but he definitely is the bravest American soldier. The rest of them are cowards, shooting innocent journalists and children from the safety of a helicopter. At least this guy had the balls to stand up to his own government. The average American soldier is just a big pulsating pussy. Kind of symbolic of the rest of the country.
 
2012-02-29 11:48:56 AM
I think bullet tooth tony should win the piece prize, because yours just has replica written down the side of it and his says desert eagle .50
 
2012-02-29 11:50:52 AM
The Peace Prize has been a joke ever since Kissinger won. It became a bigger joke when Yassar Arafat won and became a completely useless, farcical award, when Obama won it simply because he wasn't Bush.

Fun fact before 911 there was serious buzz that W was going to receive the prize for brokering the peace between India and Pakistan when they came within a whisker of a nuclear war.
 
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