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2012-02-29 10:24:36 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-29 10:24:49 AM  

vernonFL: We Can Agree That You Don't Need To Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word Of A Headline.


This Is True.
 
2012-02-29 10:25:01 AM  
Yeah, that NPR pretends to be Democratic and liberal, but is actually a tool for the powers that be, as is FAUX, and pretty much all other big media. A wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will. Feeding you liberal table scraps while partying hardy on money from big oil and such as.

/Whatever. I'm over it. All we really have is how good, generous, honest, loving we are personally. There's no use worrying about what others are doing. That probably runs into the judging area anyway.
//Divide and conquer - watch out for it!
 
2012-02-29 10:25:08 AM  
Meanwhile, in Canada...

killerbunnies.com
 
2012-02-29 10:25:13 AM  
I disagree with mitten season too.

No wonder the two were arguing in the article
 
2012-02-29 10:26:19 AM  

Crewmannumber6: LazarusLong42: Sex is great. I think we can all agree with that.

My wife would like to provide counterpoint on this issue.


Oh, your wife likes sex. Just not with you...
 
2012-02-29 10:26:39 AM  
Jane you ignorant slut.
 
2012-02-29 10:27:47 AM  

Crewmannumber6: LazarusLong42: Sex is great. I think we can all agree with that.

My wife would like to provide counterpoint on this issue.


She only thinks sex with YOU is not great
 
2012-02-29 10:27:52 AM  
"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-29 10:29:40 AM  

Your Zionist Leader: Shoutingsilence: Pop instead of soda!

SILENCE HEATHEN!


I think we can all agree that calling everything a coke is just farking retarded. Sprite is not a coke. Mountain Dew is not a coke. Root beer is not a coke. Only Coke is a coke, and don't even get me started on trying to use that word when talking about Pepsi and RC.
 
2012-02-29 10:31:02 AM  
Pastrami is better than corned beef!
 
2012-02-29 10:31:12 AM  

Actual Farking: Butter is superior to margarine in every way.


Best butter ever:

www.baldorfood.com

We can all agree on that.
 
2012-02-29 10:31:35 AM  

PsiChi: Yeah, that NPR pretends to be Democratic and liberal, but is actually a tool for the powers that be, as is FAUX, and pretty much all other big media. A wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will. Feeding you liberal table scraps while partying hardy on money from big oil and such as.

/Whatever. I'm over it. All we really have is how good, generous, honest, loving we are personally. There's no use worrying about what others are doing. That probably runs into the judging area anyway.
//Divide and conquer - watch out for it!


You tipped your hand with "and such as". I think it was a conscious cry for help, thinly disguised as trolling.
 
2012-02-29 10:31:57 AM  
beer is good.
 
2012-02-29 10:33:13 AM  

FriarReb98: Your Zionist Leader: Shoutingsilence: Pop instead of soda!

SILENCE HEATHEN!

I think we can all agree that calling everything a coke is just farking retarded. Sprite is not a coke. Mountain Dew is not a coke. Root beer is not a coke. Only Coke is a coke, and don't even get me started on trying to use that word when talking about Pepsi and RC.


that's so true it made me cry... I think I need a kleenex... you know what, I'm going to print out what you said and xerox it for all my friends. then I'm going to use the crapper (look it up, crap is a name)
 
2012-02-29 10:34:00 AM  
didn't we just agree on this yesterday?

s1.guyism.com
 
2012-02-29 10:34:04 AM  

canyoneer: 90% agree that math skills are essential to (undefined) "success' in life in spite of the fact that millions upon millions of people lead and have led perfectly satisfying and long lives in spite of being completely math illiterate.


Why are you for anti-intellectualism?
 
2012-02-29 10:34:16 AM  
I disagree with this assertion! THEY'RE JUST WRONG!! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS AN IDIOT!!!
 
2012-02-29 10:34:42 AM  

FriarReb98: Your Zionist Leader: Shoutingsilence: Pop instead of soda!

SILENCE HEATHEN!

I think we can all agree that calling everything a coke is just farking retarded. Sprite is not a coke. Mountain Dew is not a coke. Root beer is not a coke. Only Coke is a coke, and don't even get me started on trying to use that word when talking about Pepsi and RC.


We have found the Great Uniter!
 
2012-02-29 10:35:06 AM  

Ika7734: Crewmannumber6: LazarusLong42: Sex is great. I think we can all agree with that.

My wife would like to provide counterpoint on this issue.

She only thinks sex with YOU is not great


He lobbed you a soft ball
 
2012-02-29 10:35:52 AM  
LazarusLong42 SmartestFunniest 2012-02-29 10:15:35 AM


Sex is great. I think we can all agree with that.


Some of us may not remember.........

Crewmannumber6 SmartestFunniest 2012-02-29 10:20:55 AM


Is the room for an argument?


I told you once!
 
2012-02-29 10:35:54 AM  
The result of a spoiled rotten country. It's still the best out there though....by far....
 
2012-02-29 10:36:15 AM  

colon_pow: beer is good.


TASTES GREAT!
 
2012-02-29 10:36:35 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I think most of us can agree both sides lost the civil warWar of Northern Agression.


FTFshiatzngigglz
 
2012-02-29 10:36:36 AM  

Diogenes: I saw a perfect example this morning. Reince Priebus was being interviewed and was asked to comment on Olympia Snowe's retirement and her comments on how the environment has become too hostile and acrimonious.

He said that Snowe was really retiring because of the Democrats and the "disastrous" President.

Number one, you don't get to change someone else's own stated reasons. Number two, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.


That reminds me of the "they attacked us because they hate our freedoms" line. No, they were very open about their reasons, and it had nothing to do with "freedoms." Khalid Sheik Mohammed (mastermind of 9-11) has been on record since then, during interviews by BBC, Al Jazeera, and MSNBC, stating that the motivation for the attack had nothing to do with such things, and also stated that they made their motivation for acting against U.S. interests obvious long before the attacks. Despite that I keep hearing "they hate us for our freedoms."
 
2012-02-29 10:36:50 AM  
Sex is fine while it lasts but results in too much baggage later, so not great. NEXT.
 
2012-02-29 10:36:55 AM  

canyoneer: More than 90 percent of Americans believe in God or in some form of universal power, according to a 2008 study by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life.

More than 90 percent of Americans believe that future generations should be prepared for the ramifications of living in a global society, according to a 2007 report by NAFSA: Association of International Educators.

More than 90 percent are proud of the members of the U.S. military who served in Iraq, a CNN/ORC International poll finds.

More than 90 percent of Americans agree that the development of good math skills is essential to success in life, an Ogilvy PR survey revealed in 2010

90% agree that there is an invisible cloud being who wields "universal power."

90% agree that the current perpetual economic growth model is valid and that world population and the global economy will continue to grow indefinitely.

90% agree that we should be proud of people who voluntarily took part in the invasion and occupation of a country on the other side of the planet that never attacked us or had the means to attack us.

90% agree that math skills are essential to (undefined) "success' in life in spite of the fact that millions upon millions of people lead and have led perfectly satisfying and long lives in spite of being completely math illiterate.

IOW, 90% of Americans are susceptible to crass propaganda of certain kinds.


90% agree that canyoneer needs to move to a country of his/her/its own liking or maybe just gargle a razor blade and bleach cocktail and then suck start a shotgun.
 
2012-02-29 10:38:02 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Pastrami is better than corned beef!


But no where near as good as corn beef hash omelettes. With cheddar cheese.
 
2012-02-29 10:38:22 AM  
I disagree.
 
2012-02-29 10:39:00 AM  

litespeed74: The result of a spoiled rotten country. It's still the best out there though....by far....


Sweden, Finnland and Denmark would like a word with you.
 
2012-02-29 10:39:10 AM  

hstein3: [www.buckshappening.com image 486x323]

The universal language.

Also,

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Boobies

/QFT


colon_pow: beer is good.


Sorry, beer is horse piss...Scotch on the other hand....
 
2012-02-29 10:39:44 AM  
WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS HORRIBLY ANNOYING!!!
 
2012-02-29 10:40:09 AM  
Coke or pepsi?

And can you wear white after Labor day?
 
2012-02-29 10:41:49 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Pastrami is better than corned beef!



t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-29 10:42:33 AM  
Your ideas are different than mine so they must be wrong.
You live differently than I do so you must be bad.
Your beliefs are different than mine so you must be wicked.

You're different than me, and I find that intolerable; you must be defeated in every little thing you try to accomplish/think/believe/say, no matter the cost.

I am so much more right/good/better than you, I should control you and your life - so STFU and do what I tell you.

/that's pretty much it in a nutshell
 
2012-02-29 10:42:41 AM  

Zafler: pute kisses like a man: Pastrami is better than corned beef!

But no where near as good as corn beef hash omelettes. With cheddar cheese.


Damm, that sounds goood.


/With apple sauce
 
2012-02-29 10:42:48 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Diogenes: I saw a perfect example this morning. Reince Priebus was being interviewed and was asked to comment on Olympia Snowe's retirement and her comments on how the environment has become too hostile and acrimonious.

He said that Snowe was really retiring because of the Democrats and the "disastrous" President.

Number one, you don't get to change someone else's own stated reasons. Number two, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

That reminds me of the "they attacked us because they hate our freedoms" line. No, they were very open about their reasons, and it had nothing to do with "freedoms." Khalid Sheik Mohammed (mastermind of 9-11) has been on record since then, during interviews by BBC, Al Jazeera, and MSNBC, stating that the motivation for the attack had nothing to do with such things, and also stated that they made their motivation for acting against U.S. interests obvious long before the attacks. Despite that I keep hearing "they hate us for our freedoms."


You left out the 9/11 Commission.

There really are only two conclusions in cases like this: You're either willfully and deeply ignorant, or you have an agenda.
 
2012-02-29 10:43:28 AM  

Scooty_Puff_Sr:
Sorry, beer is horse piss...Scotch on the other hand....


You shut your whore mouth!!!!
 
2012-02-29 10:43:46 AM  
Explained in two sentences

I'm a pathological liar.

What I just said is not true.
 
2012-02-29 10:44:37 AM  

JackieRabbit: litespeed74: The result of a spoiled rotten country. It's still the best out there though....by far....

Sweden, Finnland and Denmark would like a word with you.


Canada is looking pretty farking good. And it's just across the river.
 
2012-02-29 10:45:08 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Zafler: pute kisses like a man: Pastrami is better than corned beef!

But no where near as good as corn beef hash omelettes. With cheddar cheese.

Damm, that sounds goood.


/With apple sauce


They are good, but really bad for you. That corned beef has a hell of a lot of fat and sodium.
 
2012-02-29 10:45:09 AM  
BACON, you sonsofbiatches...BACON!

If you disagree with bacon, you're wrong. End of argument. The debate stops there. Why did Romney beat out Santorum yesterday in two states? Santorum don't like bacon! Why is Obama predicted to win re-election? He's running on a pro-bacon platform. Why is the Bible wrong? It bans eating pork products! Or is that the Koran? Doesn't matter, they're both wrong because they try to restrict bacon in some form, I'm pretty sure. Why did Jenny McCarthy go from being amazingly hot to batshiat crazy? She stopped eating bacon! Why is there ongoing war and strife in the Middle East and Africa? No enough bacon! They're pissed off about breakfast, and can you blame them?

You can disagree with me, but you're wrong. Embrace bacon.
 
2012-02-29 10:45:29 AM  
theinfosphere.org

I have no strong opinion one way or the other.
 
2012-02-29 10:46:40 AM  
Why is it good that 90% believe in god? If you asked which god, I'm pretty sure that percentage would take a bit of a tumble. There would be some pretty bitter arguments. That figure encourages me as much as if the next statistic claimed 90% of us agreed in the existence of the luminiferous aether.
 
2012-02-29 10:48:24 AM  
Americans agree on belief, preparation, invasion and science? Frankly, I don't see it.
 
2012-02-29 10:48:43 AM  
I think we can all agree that troll threads like this can go on forever.
 
2012-02-29 10:48:45 AM  

Zafler: DROxINxTHExWIND: Zafler: pute kisses like a man: Pastrami is better than corned beef!

But no where near as good as corn beef hash omelettes. With cheddar cheese.

Damm, that sounds goood.


/With apple sauce

They are good, but really bad for you. That corned beef has a hell of a lot of fat and sodium.


I know. The sweetness of the applesauce balances it out.

/Going to lunch early
 
2012-02-29 10:49:04 AM  

GAT_00: GAT_00: GAT_00: Sure we can dumbass.

No we can't dillhole.

Yes we can you fatass cockmongler.


Damn scots ruined scotland
 
2012-02-29 10:49:40 AM  
I think we can all agree that harem pants are inappropriate for the office.
 
2012-02-29 10:50:09 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I think we can all agree that harem pants are inappropriate for the office.


Unless you run a professional harem.
 
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