Came for pics of the Gary Larson old lady sisters.

/left coming for TFA Larson sisters.

Ishkur: Notice how atheists never get possessed or need exorcisms?


....just saying.

Funny how that works.

Also, that preacher just looks like a shyster; it's in his eyes. And I feel sorry for those girls, competely brainwashed.

Bob Down: Still not hot enough to turn me theist.

Dude. A farking redhead.

Savage Belief: I remember listening to Bob Larson's radio show in the early 90's. He was probably the funniest thing on.

/Excorcised demons
//Usually from death metal band members

There are some epic tapes floating g around. An unapologetic Boyd Rice was one. Also a great story (I have a photocopy) of a couple of kids from NH who trolled him bad. Went to be the excorcism subjects, the.n tried to cast demons out of HIM.

I just don't buy the concept that a non human entity can "possess" someone.

Non human spirits, known as "elementals", or as the religious refer to as "demons", can cause problems for people but they cannot take over your faculties. The church, when faced with the rare genuine case of a malevolent haunting is usually little or no help at all. If any church folk do show up, they are usually hucksters. The best thing to do is to leave the thing to it and just move out.

(The picture is from Democratic Underground.)

Did they do an exorcism on Anderson while they were there?

I feel a demon rising in my pants right now.....

where is studman when you need him?

All you basement dwellers claiming you wouldnt hit the "ugliest" of these three would loose it before you touched her.... so I guess you're right.

/my bad.

I'd do all three of them at the same time. Reverse gang bang!

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Hell yeah!_________________Mmmmaybe...___________________ Aw hell naw!

Pretty much this. I looked at the picture and thought "one out of three."

Amateurs...

/Hot like Demon's Fire, baby...

Savage Belief: I remember listening to Bob Larson's radio show in the early 90's. He was probably the funniest thing on.

/Excorcised demons
//Usually from death metal band members

Is this the guy who used (maybe still does) to say that Jesus wanted you to whip out your credit card to support Larson's ministry? I may be paraphrasing.

WTFDYW: Larson and this clown named Mike Warnke were both pretty big at the same time. The only difference is that Warnke got called out on his BS by people that actually knew him well.

Bob Larson was called out as well. There's a reason he was on 200 stations, dwindled down to about 20, and then disappeared for a few years and is doing is parlor tricks in Best Western ballrooms instead of churches.

He once tried to cast a demon out of my friend's rather attractive college-aged sister going to a Bible School. That didn't go over too well with her.

/yes, I heard him back in the day
/111.56
//223.12

Vertdang: the one on the left is hot, the others... meh.

so lets see. 15000 exorcisms, at $500 a pop, =$750,000

plus books, dvds, speaking engagements, plus random donations = MONEY HATS.

/I'm in the wrong business.
//also, TOTAL BULLshiat


I think the mafia may have just discovered a new way to launder money.

10, 7, and 6.

Ishkur: Notice how atheists never get possessed or need exorcisms?


....just saying.

Tell that to my fundie aunt and uncle.

Sweet, super religiously raised young women. You know full well their repressed asses are into some freaky deaky in the bedroom.

Ishkur: Tess, 17, says her first exorcism was on a friend of hers. She said that one of the tell-tale signs is eyes that dilate

You know what else makes eyes dilate? Strokes and concussions.

Get your friend to the hospital, you stupid biatch.

Sexual attraction causes pupils to dilate. Sounds like her first exorcism was on someone who had a crush on her.

\they can exorcise my semen any time
\\oh. Demons. Never mind.

Dahnkster:

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*facepalm* Bob Larson. Crap.

This man is a first class sumbiatch, Farkers. I remember him from younger days. He was a failed rocker-or so he claimed-and realized he could make more money and be a bigger AW by condemning rock as Satan's great product. Wrote two books on the subject: "The Day the Music Died" and "Rock and Roll: The Devil's Diversion." Both lame. Both an attempt to pull some joy out of the world. (Yes, yes, I know, lots of demonic theatre in some elements of rock. There's lots of evil in the Church. Bob Larson, for example)

Hot, Angry, and Derp, whilst Stepfordish, are kind of cute and can be deprogrammed by the right TFer. Bob-o, however, will only be right from a good whack from God, Cartman-style.

i do not fark about with the occult.

there is some bad joojoo out there.

playing with things you don't truly understand is a good way to end up on the disabled list.

some of you will get what im saying some of you wont.

but i am certain that good and evil comes in much more variety than just human form.

We got a friend to call into Bob's show once and told him how much we loved getting high and listening to his show.

He kept her on the air for 45 min.

I wish I still had the tape.

/csb

sseye: Savage Belief: I remember listening to Bob Larson's radio show in the early 90's. He was probably the funniest thing on.

/Excorcised demons
//Usually from death metal band members

There are some epic tapes floating g around. An unapologetic Boyd Rice was one. Also a great story (I have a photocopy) of a couple of kids from NH who trolled him bad. Went to be the excorcism subjects, the.n tried to cast demons out of HIM.

Oh - can you get me a copy of that? I should have EIP. (No BIE, please)

Bob Down: Still not hot enough to turn me theist.

mm the one on the left is maybe hot enough to lie about it though.

I tweaked this old Far Side for double-Larson goodness:

fknra: i do not fark about with the occult.

there is some bad joojoo out there.

playing with things you don't truly understand is a good way to end up on the disabled list.

some of you will get what im saying some of you wont.

but i am certain that good and evil comes in much more variety than just human form.

Thanks for sharing your silly superstitions with the rest of us. Now step aside. The rest of us are trying to run an enlightened society here.

Call me when there PlayBoy spread comes out.

fknra: but i am certain that good and evil comes in much more variety than just human form.

like crocodiles and velociraptors, right?

WTFDYW: csi_yellowknife: WTFDYW: Larson and this clown named Mike Warnke were both pretty big at the same time. The only difference is that Warnke got called out on his BS by people that actually knew him well.

Bob Larson was called out as well. There's a reason he was on 200 stations, dwindled down to about 20, and then disappeared for a few years and is doing is parlor tricks in Best Western ballrooms instead of churches.

He once tried to cast a demon out of my friend's rather attractive college-aged sister going to a Bible School. That didn't go over too well with her.

/yes, I heard him back in the day
/111.56
//223.12

Ha. Thanks for the update.

At first I thought your slashies referred to ICD-9 codes, but then I remembered that the psychiatric diagnoses are between 290 and 314.9.

Sorry, Brynne, I'd gladly mate with you, but you're full of it.

According to the canon law, exorcism can be exercised only by an ordained priest and up, with the express permission of the local bishop, and only after a careful medical examination to exclude the possibility of mental illness.

Not only that, for someone to be considered possessed, some of the following has to occur:
ability to speak with some facility in a strange tongue or to understand it
when spoken by another
the faculty of divulging future and hidden events
display of powers which are beyond the subject's age and natural condition

That's straight from the exorcist manual of the Catholic church. So unless your folks had some of this, you're peddling snake oil.

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The Chins are ballrests. We Americans know that European girls don't need big chins, because y'all have no balls!

Marcus Aurelius: Is it just me, or does Dad look like a complete perv?
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The one on the right looks like Elliot from Scrubs.

Ishkur: Notice how atheists never get possessed or need exorcisms?


....just saying.

Technically though we are and do. The most common thing I've heard the more zealoty religious people spout off is that the reason I/you/we don't believe is due to demonic possession. But of course as an Atheist doesn't believe in such things they can neither be possessed or require an exorcism.

Orgasmatron138: Marcus Aurelius: Is it just me, or does Dad look like a complete perv?
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The one on the right looks like Elliot from Scrubs.

It might be just the pic but I kind of see it too. Hopefully she'll start working out like Second Beccky does IRL and keep the cuteness, lose the fundamentalism (I assume the fundy "kinky in the sac" factor is hardwired in at this point).

Vaneshi: Ishkur: Notice how atheists never get possessed or need exorcisms?


....just saying.

Technically though we are and do. The most common thing I've heard the more zealoty religious people spout off is that the reason I/you/we don't believe is due to demonic possession. But of course as an Atheist doesn't believe in such things they can neither be possessed or require an exorcism.

I would be willing to let someone "exorcise" me so I could believe in God. Just to see how they explained the fact that a) I didn't act demony or pea-soupy during the exorcism and b) I still didn't believe afterward.

RobSeace: Jake Havechek: I just don't buy the concept that a non human entity can "possess" someone.

Non human spirits, known as "elementals", or as the religious refer to as "demons", can cause problems for people but they cannot take over your faculties. The church, when faced with the rare genuine case of a malevolent haunting is usually little or no help at all. If any church folk do show up, they are usually hucksters. The best thing to do is to leave the thing to it and just move out.

So, you're willing to believe in supernatural "spirits" which can "haunt" a place, but the idea that they can possibly "possess" someone is just a bridge too far for you? Odd place to draw that line in the sand...

/"Sure, I believe in leprechans, but there's no way they have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! That's just crazy talk!"

No, I'm willing to acknowledge that things exist that have no logical reason to do so, from first hand experience. I don't accept stuff on faith, and that includes God and leprechauns.