TellarHK: And here I was thinking "Gee, I bet the Fark headline is going to be something like "Romney squeezes out Santorum" or "Santorum squeezed out in Michigan" or some combination of the two like "Romney squeezes out Santorum in Michigan."

*click*

A-yep!

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or disappointed in you, Fark.

I am disappointed because even though I am not gay I know Santorum isn't actually "squeezed" out. It has a mind of its own.

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

He was born and raised there for starters....

Sabyen91:
I am disappointed because even though I am not gay I know Santorum isn't actually "squeezed" out. It has a mind of its own.

I guess that depends on the kind of porn you're watching.

Sabyen91: TellarHK: And here I was thinking "Gee, I bet the Fark headline is going to be something like "Romney squeezes out Santorum" or "Santorum squeezed out in Michigan" or some combination of the two like "Romney squeezes out Santorum in Michigan."

*click*

A-yep!

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or disappointed in you, Fark.

I am disappointed because even though I am not gay I know Santorum isn't actually "squeezed" out. It has a mind of its own.

One does not simply squeeze out Santorum

TellarHK: Sabyen91:
I am disappointed because even though I am not gay I know Santorum isn't actually "squeezed" out. It has a mind of its own.

I guess that depends on the kind of porn you're watching.

Something that slippery is actually ruled by the laws of physics.

Atillathepun: Sabyen91: TellarHK: And here I was thinking "Gee, I bet the Fark headline is going to be something like "Romney squeezes out Santorum" or "Santorum squeezed out in Michigan" or some combination of the two like "Romney squeezes out Santorum in Michigan."

*click*

A-yep!

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or disappointed in you, Fark.

I am disappointed because even though I am not gay I know Santorum isn't actually "squeezed" out. It has a mind of its own.

One does not simply squeeze out Santorum

One cock-ring to rule them all.

InmanRoshi: Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there, he campaigns there saying it's his home state and he won the state in 2008 running as a home town kid.

But besides that. Does he actually have a home there?

cryinoutloud: InmanRoshi: Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there, he campaigns there saying it's his home state and he won the state in 2008 running as a home town kid.

But besides that. Does he actually have a home there?

Nope. His connection to Michigan ended years ago. Apparently their connection to his dad didn't.

InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Stick a fork into Newt. At least he can dump Calista now and get a younger model.

Link (new window)

Lets create something beautiful together....

Any info or links to Michigan delegate allocation?

Atillathepun: One does not simply squeeze out Santorum

I actually just saw a picture of it happening on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

You really are failing right out of the gate huh?

/doubling down on your fail wasn't the best option IMHO

Clearly now, the Fark Independents will reveal that they've always been Romney supporters and never liked Frothy. Besides, 57 states teleprompter fancy lettuce.

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Pretty sure when Obama is in Hawaii he calls it his home state, just like Mitt does when he's in Michigan. If you have a problem with it, take it up with Mitt and tell him to stop it.

Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

You really are failing right out of the gate huh?

/doubling down on your fail wasn't the best option IMHO

Huh, I assumed everybody had him ignored.

/Not really since I see all of the Haikus.

tenpoundsofcheese: why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Obama won Hawaii, did he not?

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of
Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

It's not. His home state is Kenya.

stoli n coke: Clearly now, the Fark Independents will reveal that they've always been Romney supporters and never liked Frothy. Besides, 57 states teleprompter fancy lettuce.

Romney will suddenly become the conservative hero that we haven't had since David Duke.

InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there,

why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Pretty sure when Obama is in Hawaii he calls it his home state, just like Mitt does when he's in Michigan. If you have a problem with it, take it up with Mitt and tell him to stop it.

I don't care either way.
I just enjoy the derp that he only wins his home state as if he lived there sometime in the last 25 years and that his "home state" is somehow significant.

elchip: tenpoundsofcheese: why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Obama won Hawaii, did he not?

He is going to win more of his home states this time.

tenpoundsofcheese: I just enjoy the derp that he only wins his home state as if he lived there sometime in the last 25 years and that his "home state" is somehow significant.

it is when your dad is the former governor of the state he was born and raised in.

blackminded: 9beers: FlashHarry: looks like those making $200k or more broke big for Rmoney. there's a shock!

There's about 12 of those in Michigan.

Fun fact: Oakland County is one of the wealthiest per capita counties in the US.

/carry on

Which does not explain why it's such a hole of suck.

/Some parts are nice. The rest is full of assholes.

Forgot_my_password_again: tenpoundsofcheese: I just enjoy the derp that he only wins his home state as if he lived there sometime in the last 25 years and that his "home state" is somehow significant.

it is when your dad is the former governor of the state he was born and raised in.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Newt might actually be hurting the conservative branch of the GOP by remaining in the race. Is he siphoning votes away from Santorum? Newt can only hope to win Georgia this point.


Discuss amongst yourselves

Mrtraveler01: Forget it, he's rolling.

noted, thanks for the tip.

elchip: tenpoundsofcheese: why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Obama won Hawaii, did he not?

Barry HUSSEIN Soetereo 0blameo Fartbongo hails from the very beating heart of Kenya.

ROMNEY '12!

Forgot_my_password_again: tenpoundsofcheese: I just enjoy the derp that he only wins his home state as if he lived there sometime in the last 25 years and that his "home state" is somehow significant.

it is when your dad is the former governor of the state he was born and raised in.

W was born in Connecticut, and his grandfather was senator. But you would never know that, not from W anyway.

/missmeyet.jpg

Mantour: elchip: tenpoundsofcheese: why is 0bama's home state Illinois then?

Obama won Hawaii, did he not?

Barry HUSSEIN Soetereo 0blameo Fartbongo hails from the very beating heart of Kenya.

The 0blameo part tickled my funny-bone.

elchip: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

ROMNEY '12!

Yep...all we need to do is drive ourselves into another recession so demand goes down again.

Not directed at you elchip, just the farktard who wrote that stupid note on the gas pump.

elchip: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

ROMNEY '12!

Heh, that guy thinks that the human corporation (Romney) is going to lower gas prices. Out of the goodness of his heart, I am sure.

tenpoundsofcheese: I don't care either way.
I just enjoy the derp that he only wins his home state as if he lived there sometime in the last 25 years and that his "home state" is somehow significant.

You don't care either way but you're going to keep digging for post after post after post ... but other than that, you completely don't care at all.


And I just enjoy watching you wiping Romney's ball juice from you chin in thread after thread after thread, and pretending like you aren't.

Aidan: Which does not explain why it's such a hole of suck.

/Some parts are nice. The rest is full of assholes.

I'm not disagreeing with you, particularly the bolded part. This is why I drink downtown or in Warren when I go home. If I wanted to drink around a bunch of trust fund douchebags driving M3s I'd stay in DC.

elchip: i.imgur.com

ROMNEY '12!

It's funny how they left the DJIA comparison from 2008 and 2012 from that note.

/Hope and change is working out pretty well for anyone with a 401k.

unamused: Michigan SOS:

Mitty: 122,859
Ricky: 127,956

What is this SOS of which you are referring?

73% of the voters in Michigan were over 45.

And the Republican party doesn't think they have a problem developing for the future?

downpaymentblues: 73% of the voters in Michigan were over 45.

And the Republican party doesn't think they have a problem developing for the future?

Sounds like Obama will win in a landslide when everybody else votes.

Aar1012: Sabyen91: elchip: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

ROMNEY '12!

Heh, that guy thinks that the human corporation (Romney) is going to lower gas prices. Out of the goodness of his heart, I am sure.

I like to start pointing out that it really started to shoot up when the Republicans took over the House. It's like the oil industry knew that their buddies were back in power!

Republicans would never do anything to increase corporate profits.

Every time one of these threads come up, I have a mental image of Obama, in a dark Oval Office except the glow of his computer, his drink of choice next to the keyboard and a bowl of popcorn in his lap, which he's not eating because he can't stop cackling with glee. And Mrs Obama is all "COME TO BED" and he's like "NO THIS IS AWESOME YOU NEED TO SEE THIS."

/trollbama

El Morro: Ok, I think this one was the final nail in the coffin for me. The "Santorum" jokes are really starting to come off as really forced.

Time to dig a little deeper, Farkers... We can do better than this.

If you dig deeper, eventually it's no longer Santorum. It's just a run-of-the-mill turd.