violentsalvation: He's walloping the shiat out of Santorum in Arizona too.

Good.

Holy crap, is he ever.

Headline made me grimace.

FlashHarry: looks like those making $200k or more broke big for Rmoney. there's a shock!

There's about 12 of those in Michigan.

Romney basically called the Republican base idiots in a speech I heard earlier on NPR.

Santorum has reportedly brought his campaign home for his children to play with

Ok, I think this one was the final nail in the coffin for me. The "Santorum" jokes are really starting to come off as really forced.

Time to dig a little deeper, Farkers... We can do better than this.

...and remember to wipe yo' hands when you get frothy!

El Morro: Time to dig a little deeper, Farkers... We can do better than this.

You said, "deeper"

According to the poll, about 75% of the Repulican voters were over 45 years old.

The headline implies that Rmoney took it in the ass.

Woo hoo. My friend owes me a meatball sub for lunch tomorrow. I knew Romney would win Michigan.

What, did Santorum come in #2?

SnakeLee: That wasn't even really that close

It'll tighten up a little bit. Wayne county(Detroit) has been slipping slightly all night, and Kent and Ottowa counties are about half reported according to google.

For those who need it because of the headline (new window) Potentially NSFW, though I have yet to see any nudity.

So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state when he had 3 whole weeks to use his money advantage to blitz Santorum into oblivion and seemingly has struck some sort of under the table alliance with Ron Paul ... uhm, Congrats?

Doesn't really change much in the grand scheme of things .....
On Tuesday Santorum will win at least 3 out of the 4 the caucuses (Idaho, North Dakota, Alaska) and win Ohio and Oklahoma and maybe Tennessee if it doesn't go Newt. Newt takes Georgia. Romney is winning Massachusetts, Vermont and Virginia. The rest of March favors Santorum with evangelical states in Kansas, Wyoming, Alabama and Mississippi, and maybe with Newt dropping out after Super Tuesday.

Mitt likely ends up winning the nomination unless he self destructs, but this is going nowhere fast.

Democrat efforts to surge Santorum all over Michigan went limp.

well Santorum certainly gave a concession speech full of frothy exuberance

not very fond of his fact free politics though

El Morro: Ok, I think this one was the final nail in the coffin for me. The "Santorum" jokes are really starting to come off as really forced.

Time to dig a little deeper, Farkers... We can do better than this.

"Deeper" has been said but "come off? forced? coffin?" Ok, the last might have been a personal kink.

violentsalvation: FlashHarry: looks like those making $200k or more broke big for Rmoney. there's a shock!

The idiot left couldn't sway this one towards butt-bubbles.

So they voted for a guy with no actual beliefs rather than the right winger? That makes no sense.

soy_bomb: Democrat efforts to surge Santorum all over Michigan went limp.

And now you have Romney...congrats...

GWSuperfan: Atillathepun: Santorum has reportedly brought his campaign home for his children to play with

That's what REAL CONSERVATIVES do with stillbirths.

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"Yes, that was the humorous intent of the verbiage I had provided."

InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Is this the point when the right wing trolls finally get behind Romney?

/Get behind.

Sabyen91: Is this the point when the right wing trolls finally get behind Romney?

/Get behind.

But then they will get covered in santorum

Feces.

King Something: Feces.

Spew betcha!

I kinda wished that Frothy would have won, actually. Obama would have cleaned his clock at the first debate.

Still, going up against a plutocratic Marie Antoinette-minded silver-spooner like Mittens is gonna be fun to watch too.

tenpoundsofcheese: Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?

apparently you're not familiar with what the words "home state" means.

violentsalvation: Sabyen91: Is this the point when the right wing trolls finally get behind Romney?

/Get behind.

I'm for him in the primary. If he wins that I will feel comfortable voting for Gary Johnson. Wait a minute.. I'm not a troll.

I wouldn't vote for Gary Johnson over Obama but I would vote for him over any Republican that was in the race (even Huntsman).

And here I was thinking "Gee, I bet the Fark headline is going to be something like "Romney squeezes out Santorum" or "Santorum squeezed out in Michigan" or some combination of the two like "Romney squeezes out Santorum in Michigan."

*click*

A-yep!

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or disappointed in you, Fark.

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Usually, when one is born and raised in a state, that state is termed the "home state."

TV's Vinnie: I kinda wished that Frothy would have won, actually. Obama would have cleaned his clock at the first debate.

Still, going up against a plutocratic Marie Antoinette-minded silver-spooner like Mittens is gonna be fun to watch too.

Frothy would have been a joke in the general but he has turned Romney around in so many knots that he is done. He has been pushed so far the the right that he can't legitimately take a moderate position ever again.

tenpoundsofcheese: InmanRoshi: So Romney beat Rick Friggin Satorum by less than 5% of the vote in his home state w

Explain how this is his home state? He probably hasn't lived there for what? 30 years?
He made his career in and was governor of a different state.

Because he was born there, his father is still worshiped there, he campaigns there saying it's his home state and he won the state in 2008 running as a home town kid.

9beers: FlashHarry: looks like those making $200k or more broke big for Rmoney. there's a shock!

There's about 12 of those in Michigan.

Fun fact: Oakland County is one of the wealthiest per capita counties in the US.

/carry on

King Something: Feces.



What's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?

ghare: Romney basically called the Republican base idiots in a speech I heard earlier on NPR.

The salt of the earth, perhaps?