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(9 News)   Taking a page straight out of the TSA handbook, hotel is evacuated and bomb squad is called due to "a medium-sized bottle that had liquid in it"   (9news.com) divider line 73
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2012-02-28 08:48:00 PM
If there was more than 3 ounces of liquid and it wasn't sealed, someone is in deep shiat!
 
2012-02-28 08:48:25 PM
Srsly?

Close the farker down, now, plz.

;)
 
2012-02-28 08:49:00 PM
I win.
 
2012-02-28 08:49:58 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-02-28 08:52:06 PM
What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??
 
2012-02-28 08:52:27 PM
It rolled onto a woman and burned her? Wtf?
 
2012-02-28 08:52:31 PM
To be fair, an employee was apparently burned by the mysterious liquid, so.
 
2012-02-28 08:53:05 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??


Hot coffee?
 
2012-02-28 08:53:21 PM
Well the article wasn't all that clear but it sounded like someone was burned (chemical burn?) from the liquid in the bottle. Hence the security overreaction.

Probably just someone that left their PCB etching solution carelessly laying around (HCL and H2O2 is clear, someone might not realize it's not water).
 
2012-02-28 08:54:07 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??


Cat urine.
 
2012-02-28 08:54:07 PM
Brilliant detective work there.
 
2012-02-28 08:54:34 PM

vodka: Well the article wasn't all that clear but it sounded like someone was burned (chemical burn?) from the liquid in the bottle. Hence the security overreaction.

Probably just someone that left their PCB etching solution carelessly laying around (HCL and H2O2 is clear, someone might not realize it's not water).


That would go down smooth.
 
2012-02-28 08:55:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.


How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?
 
2012-02-28 08:57:39 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?


McGyver.
 
2012-02-28 08:58:14 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?

McGyver.


MAcgyver.
 
2012-02-28 08:58:21 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?


Train the cat to pee in your mouth. Then spit the pee into a cup. Then pour the cup into a bottle. It's not rocket science.
 
2012-02-28 08:58:47 PM
Land of the free, home of the brave, my ass.

More like land of the monitored, home of the pants-shiatting cowards.
 
2012-02-28 08:59:10 PM
If you see something, say something...

Heard the commercial on talk radio today...
 
2012-02-28 08:59:34 PM
This all happened tuesday and they still have no idea what was in the bottle?

TFA: "The bottle rolled onto the countertop and injured a hotel guest."

Huh?!? Was the bottle so heavy?

Farking shiat journalism. Puh.
 
2012-02-28 09:01:31 PM
Well shiat, I'd better call homeland security to make sure I'm not about to blow myself up. I have several bottles of liquid here!
 
2012-02-28 09:02:40 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?


You need some rubber tubing and a funnel.
 
2012-02-28 09:03:31 PM

MrHappyRotter: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?

Train the cat to pee in your mouth. Then spit the pee into a cup. Then pour the cup into a bottle. It's not rocket science.


I can't beat that.
 
2012-02-28 09:03:51 PM
The hotel, located in the 9000 block of East Arapahoe Road, was evacuated just after 10 a.m Tuesday, according to South Metro Fire.

They should have hit it with their rhythm stick.
 
2012-02-28 09:05:24 PM

Ed Finnerty: MrHappyRotter: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?

Train the cat to pee in your mouth. Then spit the pee into a cup. Then pour the cup into a bottle. It's not rocket science.

I can't beat that.


Its like competing against Jimmy Neutron at the science fair.
 
2012-02-28 09:05:42 PM
"MY cat's urine is the elixir of the cat-gods, friend..."

"She meows and pees, people line up and listen, cups in hand..."

Meow.

;)
 
2012-02-28 09:07:29 PM
"Authorities do not know at this time what the liquid was, but they are investigating the type."

I guess that means they are reading the label.
 
2012-02-28 09:08:37 PM
www.liquormart.com

Medium-sized? Oh, that's mine. Sorry.
 
Skr
2012-02-28 09:09:58 PM
www.adrienneroyer.com
This bottle is full of dangerous possibilities. Like a slug sliding on the edge of a razor blade. (elsewise- Insert your bottle of choice)
 
2012-02-28 09:16:23 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It rolled onto a woman and burned her? Wtf?


And she died?
 
2012-02-28 09:18:17 PM

sseye: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It rolled onto a woman and burned her? Wtf?

And she died?


You know, the article is about three paragraphs long, if you're intrigued you could read it...

But no, they took her to the hospital as a precaution.
 
2012-02-28 09:20:12 PM
American paranoia at its best.
 
2012-02-28 09:21:10 PM
Manager read the corporate manual. Police read their manual.
 
2012-02-28 09:22:19 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??


www.freemusicalecards.com
 
2012-02-28 09:22:38 PM
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
 
2012-02-28 09:24:13 PM
So the definition of terrorist threat now is: something in any location that the least intelligent person in that area doesn't understand.

/ive got a whole shelf of bombs in my fridge apparently
 
2012-02-28 09:24:16 PM
img191.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-28 09:27:21 PM
Whar are pictures of burns? Whar?
 
2012-02-28 09:30:14 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Whar are pictures of burns? Whar?


i3.squidoocdn.com

pornopaycheck.files.wordpress.com

images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-02-28 09:32:34 PM
FTA: The suspicious device was a medium-sized bottle that had a liquid in it. Authorities do not know at this time what the liquid was, but they are investigating the type.

SANTORUM!
 
2012-02-28 09:35:39 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-02-28 09:36:45 PM

austin_millbarge: So the definition of terrorist threat now is: something in any location that the least intelligent person in that area doesn't understand.

/ive got a whole shelf of bombs in my fridge apparently


That's IT!!! I'ma call the fed's on you. You're evidence here in fark will be used agaist you in a court off law.

You Islamacising ruski. I hope you rotski i hellski
 
2012-02-28 09:38:07 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?


thestar.com.my

Carefully.
 
2012-02-28 09:39:39 PM

Amos Quito: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ed Finnerty: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Cat urine.

How do you get it from the cat to the bottle?

[thestar.com.my image 380x240]

Carefully.


...I...I should have known there would be a picture of that.
 
2012-02-28 09:39:50 PM

Phoenix_M: Blushing Wall Flower: What the heck, the liquid burned a guest when the bottle rolled on the countertop?

What was in the bottle??

Hot coffee?



Jenkem.


/came for jenkem picture
//leaving disappointed
 
2012-02-28 09:42:02 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What was in the bottle??


I bet this is the source of the rubbing alcohol that was found on the bus that made four people sick last week.
 
2012-02-28 09:42:59 PM
Meep?

;)
 
2012-02-28 09:51:13 PM
How much do you want to bet it was some sort of liniment.

Around here the cops would literally laugh at you, tell you to dump it down a drain and get on with your life, then hang up.
 
2012-02-28 09:52:19 PM
Must have been holy water.
 
2012-02-28 09:55:06 PM

vodka: Probably just someone that left their PCB etching solution carelessly laying around (HCL and H2O2 is clear, someone might not realize it's not water).


img703.imageshack.us
Circuit boards? Why yes officer, that's exactly what I was doing in that hotel room. Just etching some circuit boards.
 
2012-02-28 10:02:36 PM
I left it behind:
graphics.condom.com
 
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