where is kerouac555 when you need him???

Apparently the article can be summed up as such:

"The best way to deal with manipulative women is to become a manipulative man. See our guide 'How To Be a Complete AskMen Asshole' by The Player for details"

However,
"They dangle sex in front of men like a carrot on a stick, knowing full well that they can get men to do anything they want them to do.
They are masters at sexual manipulation"

I'm failing to see the problem.

Arggh! Why does this shiat keep getting green-lighted?

I have one question: Why? On so many levels, Why?

Why? Why am I still reading?

If you want to go see Bloodsoak II instead of Endless Boundless Love, then say so. If she doesn't want to go, then go by yourself -- she'll get the point.

That's one way of putting it.

Is askmen.com run by the crab people?

Oh wait, never mind. I just found the publisher's notes on the book written by this guy (Yes, this guy wrote a whole book. All by himself).

"The central thesis of the book--that women are nothing but prostitutes preying on the hard work and sexual vulnerability of men--has hit the target dead on. It's all true, every guy knows it--but you're not supposed to say this stuff!"

Ricardo, fear the crab people!

TASTE LIKE CRAAAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE

Askmen.com?

Boo-urns. Boo-urns indeed.

Isn't "manipulative" being redundant?

I wouldn't mind being "manipulated".....

here's a news flash for askmen.com: some women enjoy sex as much and as often as some men.

stupid, generalizing nonsense, askmen is.

also, this roasted veggie and goat cheese sandwich recipe doesn't seem very MANLY to me.

Why does AskMen get greenlighted?

Its like Cosmo for Boys in High School or something, with a little Ask Penthouse Letters on the side.

Stupid and not funny.

Guy Incognito, according to the main page of that article, "every guy loves a sandwich". What are you, some kind of sissyboy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stop please.

In one of these Askmen threads, someone (wldncrzy14?) said Askmen is like the 2003 version of Cosmiverse. Everyone complains about it but it still shows up. Some sites just get alot of plugs on Fark for whatever reason and then just drop off almost completely from the site (Cosmiverse, YellowTimes,etc).

Dump them.
No need for a crappy article with too many flowery adjectives to have to tell you that.

tribute to kerouac555

someone's in bed with HPZ.....

2 Words: Domestic Violence!

the next askmen article will be about combating passive aggression with active aggression. ;)

Agree to go to "chick flicks," the opera, plays, etc., even though you don't want to

I want to. Chick flicks make her horny. I also think opera rules but then I'm wierd like that.

(and she never reciprocates by attending the events you enjoy)?

Be careful what you wish for. I don't want her hanging out with me and my guy friends.

Always pick up the tab for dating expenses

I live in the south so, yes. I like it.

Have sex only on her terms and only when she's "in the mood"?

We have sex when both of us are in the mood. If I'm in the mood it's simple to get her in the mood. It's called oral sex. Look it up.

Suddenly find yourself changing your clothing, hairstyle, dcor, and car according to her demands?

Well, she's nice enough to point out when I wear blue socks. Does that count?

Act as her door-to-door chauffeur, problem-solver, financier?

Not sure what any of that means.

Keep calling her (and making excuses for her behavior) when she doesn't return calls or is otherwise "unavailable"?

She calls me. When I've dated chicks that didn't call I took that to mean they weren't interested and I moved on.

I get the feeling from askmen that a lot of guys take women for granted.

Goat cheese... ewwww

Crab . . . mmm. I could really go for some kani sticks right now.

No mas! No mas!

"Goat cheese... ewwww"

It tastes like really strong cream cheese that's a little denser and is really farking good.

actually, that veggie and goat cheese recipe sounds pretty robust and manly.

however, using the word "veggie" instead of "vegetable" is definitely not manly. if you eat "veggies" you probably also drink Zima

Something tells me banging the chick in that picture would end up being...

hot sauce in the dickhole

I know when theres an Ask Men article, to NRTFA and go right to the comments.

almost ironic

Didn't RTFA and won't RTFA.

Oh man, goat cheese, oregano and dried vegetables in a sandwich? Yummmmm.

manipulative women

Redundancy at its best!!!

Not really looking for trouble!...Well, maybe a li'l!

My girlfriend isn't manipulative, but her father is the district attorney.

Where's that paid for link tag when you need it?

I think the mods have REPEATEDLY pointed out that they aren't the final arbitors of what appears here - TotalFARKers are. Perhaps it's time for Askmen.com to write an article on FARKers with misplaced anger issues...

These are some bitter, bitter men... more so than most Farkers, from the looks of that article.

Obviously, they haven't learned their lesson and sex needs to be withheld for much longer than anticipated.

None of these are examples of women actually manipulating men....they're examples of men being pussies.

fukk this shiat...fukk it to oblivion.

waiting to be banned

I know there are guys that live their lives by sites like these....and that's sad....so very sad. The same guys that sit around at sausage parties wondering why no girls will return their calls.

Damn you, ElwoodCuse. Beaten again!!

No actually my dad is a porn-star/mobbster your's is the DA