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(Daily Mail)   "If scheduling something motivates me to do tasks I would otherwise never get round to then why not schedule sex?" (w/ "let's cancel this appointment, honey" pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 280
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2012-02-28 01:23:39 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?
 
2012-02-28 01:54:15 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
api.ning.com

Now I know where Nick Park gets his smile models.
 
2012-02-28 02:50:50 PM  
"The only thing that is instant and strong in our house these days is the coffee."

From the looks of her, who can blame him?
 
2012-02-28 03:22:20 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x677]

I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?


He's out of Viagra.
 
2012-02-28 03:41:52 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?


His pecker smells of another woman's vajayjay. The fool doesn't use a good online calendar app and now he's got himself in a pickle.
 
2012-02-28 03:47:47 PM  

jaylectricity: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x677]

I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?

He's out of Viagra.


Her keyhole is too high, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-02-28 03:57:20 PM  
Describing her marriage as 'wedlock' may have something to do with this issue.
 
2012-02-28 04:01:40 PM  
After seeing the couple, I have reservations.
 
2012-02-28 04:01:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She looks like a Mini Ditka shoop.
 
2012-02-28 04:16:42 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x677]

I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?


He's a closeted Republican.
 
2012-02-28 04:17:55 PM  
Wow, the wife sure is.... British pretty.
 
2012-02-28 04:18:30 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x792]

She looks like a Mini Ditka shoop.


I never knew the kid from Mask was a chick. Learn something new every day.
 
2012-02-28 04:18:31 PM  
Dang, Britain has some fugly people.
 
2012-02-28 04:18:56 PM  
If I'm going to make an appointment for sex, it's going to be with a young hot hooker.

MSOG
 
2012-02-28 04:19:08 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

She has a pretty huge chin.
 
2012-02-28 04:19:28 PM  
"OH shiat! IT'S HORNY!!"
 
2012-02-28 04:19:36 PM  
My day planner just has "masturbate" written on every line on every page.
 
2012-02-28 04:19:56 PM  
Rodney Dangerfield?
 
2012-02-28 04:20:22 PM  
She looks like Mrs. Potato Head.
 
2012-02-28 04:20:42 PM  

cjmook21: [t0.gstatic.com image 182x182]

She has a pretty huge chin.


i457.photobucket.com

Oblig
 
2012-02-28 04:20:53 PM  
Hey, it actually works. I remember during my "I'm a sleepless zombie" years of parenting that scheduling time and treating it like a worth while project was pretty much the only way to get the stars to line up so we could reliably end up in bed together without a child in there with us. Infants and toddlers are amazingly efficient cock-blockers.
 
Bf+
2012-02-28 04:21:01 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x677]

I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?



...and I think he's growing a vagina on his cheek?
Seriously, WTF?
 
2012-02-28 04:23:01 PM  
What a young hot hooker might look like...

Link (Clean picts, but the site may be NSFW new window)
 
2012-02-28 04:23:29 PM  
"let's cancel this appointment, honey....honey?...Honey LOOK at me when I'm talking to you!"

fixed
 
2012-02-28 04:24:23 PM  
I never schedule sex. It just gives her time to run.
 
2012-02-28 04:24:27 PM  
Sounds like a survey supposedly taken some years back. Question was "Would you give up the spontaneity of sex for a fixed number of times a week at a specific time?" They were at first surprised at the high number of positive responses until the main follow up rationale was revealed to be people saying "at least I would be getting it every week!"
 
2012-02-28 04:24:52 PM  
I'm in before the Flight of the Conchords? For shame.
 
2012-02-28 04:25:13 PM  
"Hello mistress, fancy a shag?"
 
2012-02-28 04:25:30 PM  
One word - buttsecks:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-02-28 04:26:47 PM  
breakingnewslatest.com

/hot like my wife
 
2012-02-28 04:26:52 PM  
"According to the most recent Sexual Wellbeing Survey, the average British person has sex 127 times a year, and the average married person has sex 98 times a year."

What does "sex" consist of in this study?
 
2012-02-28 04:29:01 PM  

jbuist: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I don't get this picture. The woman is looking for sex, and the husband is scared? Does she have shards of broken glass in her vagina or something?

His pecker smells of another woman's vajayjay. The fool doesn't use a good online calendar app and now he's got himself in a pickle.


duh.. thats when you grab her, turn her around and slam into her quickly with no foreplay.

She will think its because you need her so bad, and you get to put her smell on there and generally it will be close enough that she wont notice later.
 
2012-02-28 04:29:07 PM  
That's not a bad idea.
 
2012-02-28 04:29:12 PM  
The author's flip flops have got me so horny.
 
2012-02-28 04:29:22 PM  
Well there's the problem: None of those people are attractive.
 
2012-02-28 04:30:10 PM  

kvinesknows: "According to the most recent Sexual Wellbeing Survey, the average British person has sex 127 times a year, and the average married person has sex 98 times a year."

What does "sex" consist of in this study?


"Interacting with someone who identifies with a gender", I think. Sorry, yeast cultures. You reproduce by budding, so drinking alone doesn't count as sex.
 
2012-02-28 04:30:29 PM  
She certainly has a face that challenges you.
 
2012-02-28 04:30:40 PM  

kvinesknows: "According to the most recent Sexual Wellbeing Survey, the average British person has sex 127 times a year, and the average married person has sex 98 times a year."

What does "sex" consist of in this study?


An unenthusiastic hand job in the dark, I'm guessing.
 
2012-02-28 04:31:56 PM  
Them British chicks are up for anything, they'll go A2M.
 
2012-02-28 04:32:02 PM  
Dude looks like Joel Veitch plus 15 years of extra aging.
 
2012-02-28 04:32:41 PM  

medius: My day planner just has "masturbate" written on every line on every page.


lol and the pages stick together.
 
2012-02-28 04:34:29 PM  

martid4: One word - buttsecks:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x792]

"I can't help wondering if it matters whether sex was something we had a burning desire to do in the first place or not. Surely, the point is that we both enjoyed it in the end?"


Sounds like she'd be up for it.
 
2012-02-28 04:35:30 PM  
is there a summary?
 
2012-02-28 04:37:38 PM  

cjmook21: [t0.gstatic.com image 182x182]

She has a pretty huge chin

ball shelf.
 
2012-02-28 04:37:54 PM  

maniac64: is there a summary?


British people like to talk to the newspaper about fncking.
 
2012-02-28 04:38:13 PM  

metametameta: Hey, it actually works. I remember during my "I'm a sleepless zombie" years of parenting that scheduling time and treating it like a worth while project was pretty much the only way to get the stars to line up so we could reliably end up in bed together without a child in there with us. Infants and toddlers are amazingly efficient cock-blockers.


Yep. As a matter of fact, my pet names for my boys are Captain Cockblock and the Blue Ball Kid. They're superheroes whose powers include smelling when sex is in the air and instantly teleporting to the location, they can drain libido and steal time too.

Seriously, I've thought about making a web comic to this effect. They're farking UNCANNY when it comes to trying to get some.
 
2012-02-28 04:38:41 PM  

Sonny Corleone: From the looks of her, who can blame him?


From the looks of him, who can blame her?
 
2012-02-28 04:38:56 PM  

ProfessorOhki: martid4: One word - buttsecks:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x792]

"I can't help wondering if it matters whether sex was something we had a burning desire to do in the first place or not. Surely, the point is that we both enjoyed it in the end?"

Sounds like she'd be up for it.


Two bottoms, no top = FAIL
 
2012-02-28 04:39:00 PM  
I'll pencil dick you in.
 
2012-02-28 04:39:09 PM  
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