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(Newser)   Stephen Hawking-sex-club story sort-of confirmed by Cambridge University; also, Hawking's a fan of Stringfellow's in London. No quantum chromodynamics in the champagne room   (newser.com) divider line 138
    More: Followup, Stephen Hawking, Jude Stringfellow, Cambridge University, Martha's Vineyard  
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2012-02-28 12:04:39 PM  
So, he's not a prude. Good for him.

So why is this news?
 
2012-02-28 12:13:26 PM  
They see him rollin'... they hatin'.
 
2012-02-28 12:17:00 PM  
Okay, I can't get the image of him repeatedly going forward then reversing in his wheelchair while saying, "Oh baby, thats the way baby" in his robot voice
 
2012-02-28 12:17:30 PM  
ALS affects only muscle tissue.

Penile tissue is not muscle, therefore it is unaffected.

If I was in his chair, I'd be doing that too, if only so I could feel normal once in awhile.

/didn't his first wife divorce him, claiming adultery?
 
2012-02-28 12:21:59 PM  
Airwolf sucked.
 
2012-02-28 12:24:07 PM  
I submitted later with a better headline.
 
2012-02-28 12:26:26 PM  

Grables'Daughter: So, he's not a prude. Good for him.

So why is this news?


People in wheelchairs don't have sexual needs/desires. Or something like that.
 
2012-02-28 12:27:36 PM  
im_ok_with_this.gif
 
2012-02-28 12:27:53 PM  
Well if it's okay with "The Hawk"...
 
2012-02-28 12:28:10 PM  
He can't help it if the ladies love him
 
2012-02-28 12:28:19 PM  

Grables'Daughter: So, he's not a prude. Good for him.

So why is this news?


Sex = hits
 
2012-02-28 12:28:35 PM  
Considering he had a famous bet that involved a subscription to Penthouse or Playboy it isn't too surprising.
 
2012-02-28 12:29:46 PM  
Said in kazoo voice: U Jelly?
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-28 12:29:51 PM  
He gets biatches like a gravitational singularity
They revolve around him cuz he's a point with infinite gravity.
 
2012-02-28 12:31:33 PM  
Cue the Family Guy reference!
 
2012-02-28 12:31:49 PM  
This is why women will never understand us men. We can be seventy years old, in a wheelchair suffering from MS, have to speak through a computer voice.....but we still love the poosey..."I remember asking him if he'd like to have a conversation with me about the universe, or if he'd just like to watch the girls. The answer was quite simply: 'The girls.'" Of course The girls!
 
2012-02-28 12:32:42 PM  
I wish the U.S. was as liberated...free, in other words...as UK or Germany, where you can get a legal, safe escort and not be worried about being jailed or having your "John pic" put up on a freaking billboard, or worse.

If it were easier to emigrate to first-world countries from here I'd do it in a heartbeat. Fark the USA and its god-bothering mouthbreathers

/yeah yeah door-hit-ass love-it-leave-it blah blah
 
2012-02-28 12:32:59 PM  
Good for him. He's using his status and wealth to offset his disability to meet his sexual needs.

You don't stop wanting it just because you're no longer young and hot, no matter how icky our youth-oriented society makes sex among the physically atypical (in whatever manner) appear to be.
 
Skr
2012-02-28 12:34:54 PM  
 
2012-02-28 12:34:58 PM  
Why again, am I supposed to care? Has Stephen Hawking been trying to restrict women's reproductive rights anytime recently? Is he an avowed homophobe trying to legislate morality? If not, why should I care if he gets laid more than I do?
 
2012-02-28 12:36:01 PM  
Good for him.

And good for the strippers who get paid, too.

The way I see this, it's a win-win.
 
2012-02-28 12:37:46 PM  
The Hawkman Cometh.
 
2012-02-28 12:37:48 PM  
Stringfellow adds: "I remember asking him if he'd like to have a conversation with me about the universe, or if he'd just like to watch the girls. The answer was quite simply: 'The girls.'"

I can't imagine a less enjoyable experience for genius Stephen Hawking than talking to walking cliche Peter Stringfellow about the universe.
 
2012-02-28 12:37:55 PM  
Another way to say it is "man likes sex". Fascinating.
 
2012-02-28 12:38:36 PM  
Who's your Daddy?
 
2012-02-28 12:38:42 PM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-28 12:38:49 PM  
You know, as long as everything was consensual, does anyone really care that Stephen Hawking is still getting laid? I mean yes, funny mental images aside, good for him!

/it's actually a warm, fuzzy feeling knowing that Hawking is still out there, having sex
//... and now for the giggling
 
2012-02-28 12:39:28 PM  
Why do they call strip clubs "sex clubs"? When i think of sex clubs, i think of swingers
 
2012-02-28 12:41:24 PM  
I can't get the scene from Family Guy where Brian's physics prof and the prof's wife are goin' at it Hawking Style.

//pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that
 
2012-02-28 12:41:33 PM  
He's a staunch athiest. There are no morals. There is no right or wrong. There is only this life. He can do as he pleases. With that wierd voice thingy. He has his reward.
 
2012-02-28 12:42:02 PM  
I bet he's horrible at eating pussy.
 
2012-02-28 12:42:53 PM  
I think I saw this on motherless
 
2012-02-28 12:43:01 PM  

JRaynor: I can't get the scene from Family Guy where Brian's physics prof and the prof's wife are goin' at it Hawking Style out of my head.

//pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that



FTFM
 
2012-02-28 12:44:41 PM  
Excellent!

Moving on.
 
2012-02-28 12:45:04 PM  

machoprogrammer: Why do they call strip clubs "sex clubs"? When i think of sex clubs, i think of swingers


It was a swinger's club.
 
2012-02-28 12:45:34 PM  
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
 
2012-02-28 12:46:02 PM  

kompressor: He's a staunch athiest. There are no morals. There is no right or wrong. There is only this life. He can do as he pleases. With that wierd voice thingy. He has his reward.


You can have morals without having imaginary friends.
 
2012-02-28 12:46:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: So, he's not a prude. Good for him.

So why is this news?


Smart people like sex! Its an amazing discovery.
 
2012-02-28 12:46:56 PM  

Grables'Daughter: So, he's not a prude. Good for him.


Done in one.
 
2012-02-28 12:47:15 PM  
David Cross called it years ago.

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-28 12:48:33 PM  
You down with entropy?

/yeah, you know me
 
2012-02-28 12:48:35 PM  

machoprogrammer: Why do they call strip clubs "sex clubs"? When i think of sex clubs, i think of swingers


Oh.

I was thinking that it was a club where people had sex, too.

Huh.
 
2012-02-28 12:49:50 PM  

dragonchild: Grables'Daughter: So, he's not a prude. Good for him.

Done in one.


Yay!

My first "done in one"!

/claps like a stupid little schoolgirl
 
2012-02-28 12:50:33 PM  

kompressor: He's a staunch athiest. There are no morals. There is no right or wrong. There is only this life. He can do as he pleases. With that wierd voice thingy. He has his reward.


2/10
 
2012-02-28 12:50:53 PM  

Primum: I wish the U.S. was as liberated...free, in other words...as UK or Germany, where you can get a legal, safe escort and not be worried about being jailed or having your "John pic" put up on a freaking billboard, or worse.

If it were easier to emigrate to first-world countries from here I'd do it in a heartbeat. Fark the USA and its god-bothering mouthbreathers


So I take it you've never heard of Las Vegas?
 
2012-02-28 12:51:47 PM  

Primum: I wish the U.S. was as liberated...free, in other words...as UK or Germany, where you can get a legal, safe escort and not be worried about being jailed or having your "John pic" put up on a freaking billboard, or worse.

If it were easier to emigrate to first-world countries from here I'd do it in a heartbeat. Fark the USA and its god-bothering mouthbreathers

/yeah yeah door-hit-ass love-it-leave-it blah blah


I've dated in the US and Germany and I can tell you American girls tend to be farking horrible compared to Germans. Dates with American girls seem half interrogation half boring monologue about themselves. German girls will actually converse and ask questions without constantly trying to talk about themselves. I think a big reason forto the difference is the lack of safe, clean, affordable brothels in the US. Women in the US can act however they like and men just have to put up with it because there's no alternative besides abstinence. In Europe they have to compete with prostitutes. If you go out with a girl in Germany and she's a narcissistic coont you can just go to a prostitute to take care of your blue balls. In the states you just have to put up with the narcissistic biatch or not get laid.
 
2012-02-28 12:51:51 PM  

PlatinumDragon: You down with entropy?

/yeah, you know me



Who's down with entropy?

All stripper ladies.
 
2012-02-28 12:52:41 PM  

kompressor: He's a staunch athiest. There are no morals. There is no right or wrong. There is only this life. He can do as he pleases. With that wierd voice thingy. He has his reward.


Am I missing the reference?

If this is not some obscure quote, and is an actual thought process, then this is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen in print.

I would love you to expound on your thought process; specifically with regards to the first five lines.
 
2012-02-28 12:53:41 PM  
the stephen hawking rap song was great!
 
2012-02-28 12:53:58 PM  
He's just following in the footsteps of Richard P Feynman. The biggest dick in physics.

Seriously, he spent a year teaching in Brazil, lived in the hotel the stewardesses stayed in. Amongst other things.

Always trying to solve the three body problem.
 
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