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(MSNBC)   Mysterious "dog-headed pig monster" terrorizes Namibia, gives SyFy writers the title of thier next movie of the week   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Namibia, movie of the week, Skeptical Inquirer, sub-Saharan Africa, Benjamin Radford, arid, dogs  
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2012-02-28 11:36:20 AM  
2 votes:
Starring Tiffany and Deborah Gibson?
2012-02-28 03:09:28 PM  
1 vote:


2012-02-28 02:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
Earl Bassett called them Shriekers.

/don't feed them MRE's
2012-02-28 01:59:46 PM  
1 vote:
On our honeymoon, our hotel in Barbados got SyFy. My wife goes to sleep way earlier than I do, so I stayed up watching terrible SyFy movies.

One was called "The Shaft" and it's about an elevator...that kills. It had pretty decent costuming and set design, and starred a young Naomi Watts,'s about an elevator that has brain cells taken from a serial killer implanted in its elevator control circuitry, and therefore is a murder.

Another was called "Lake Dead" and it's about an incestuous family...that kills. It has every horror trope ever, including a pretty girl running from the killer and tripping over nothing to sprain her ankle.

Another was called "Blood Monkey" and it's about an...uhm...blood?...monkey...that kills. It stars F. Murray Abraham, for God's sake! It was made in like 2006, and it had F. Murray Abraham in it! He was Salieri! He won a Best Actor Academy Award! He should not be in a movie called Blood Monkey!
2012-02-28 01:29:42 PM  
1 vote:
God I hate what's happened to SyFy......
2012-02-28 01:26:15 PM  
1 vote:

WarszawaScream: HailRobonia: Repeat from 40 million years ago.

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What is this freakin' awesome beast?

Andrewsarchus. It was in the pig family, and possibly the largest terrestrial carnivorous mammal ever. Picture a pig crossed with a hyena then turned up to 11.
2012-02-28 01:09:22 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: I wouldn't think Snookie would be caught dead in Africa.

Jersey Shore meets Ivory Coast?
2012-02-28 12:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-02-28 11:14:42 AM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't think Snookie would be caught dead in Africa.
2012-02-28 11:05:29 AM  
1 vote:
How long before Discovery / Animal Planet has a show where red necks hunt this thing?
2012-02-28 10:05:54 AM  
1 vote:
"El Chupacabra on Safari!"
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