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(MSNBC)   Mysterious "dog-headed pig monster" terrorizes Namibia, gives SyFy writers the title of thier next movie of the week   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 70
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2012-02-28 02:53:40 PM
I don't think Syfy is going to bite unless you put some reptile or fish in there, subby. Try 'dog-headed pigagator'
 
2012-02-28 03:05:46 PM
APE STORM!!!
 
2012-02-28 03:09:28 PM
"thier"???

really?

/wow.
 
2012-02-28 03:26:25 PM

Sun Tzu: Earl Bassett called them Shriekers.

/don't feed them MRE's


Defense should be easy enough. All you need is a few household chemicals in the proper proportions.
 
2012-02-28 03:29:18 PM

Mikeyworld: offmymeds: HotIgneous Intruder: What's Rick Santorum _________________ doing in Namibia?

/ftfm

/I've drawn a blank
//for the generic 'add your own'
//WTH is Santoium anywhere, really?

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We exchange emails occasionally. We throw ideas around and I alert him to odd news items.
 
2012-02-28 03:43:52 PM

Coelacanth:

You affiliated with Loren? That is his fav crypto

We exchange emails occasionally. We throw ideas around and I alert him to odd news items.


Cool. See ya'll there
 
2012-02-28 03:53:39 PM

wildcat2011: Doens't anybudy use speelcheek anymoer?


Only with business documents. In other communication requirements, we'd rather tweek the grammer NAZIs.

/Yes.... I know what I did thar.
 
2012-02-28 03:54:50 PM
I've got a pig-headed dog; does that count?
 
2012-02-28 04:10:35 PM

Khell: freedumb: God I hate what's happened to SyFy......

No kidding. I don't know who watches crap like "SHARKGATOR vs. MEGAPYTHON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO". Maybe the same people who just finished watching WWE on the same channel. And while we're at it, wtf is WWE doing on SyFy? That crap should be on SPIKE, or just not produced at all.

I realize Science Fiction is a niche market, but with a bajillion channels on TV you'd think that there'd be one with some half decent SciFi programming. After they canned Stargate Universe, they've got nothing for the space nerds.


We have to keep Dean Cain from running out of hair gel.
 
2012-02-28 04:19:47 PM
thewisecracker.com

'You don't frighten us Namibian pigdogs!'
 
2012-02-28 04:26:01 PM
Black magic? Totally wrong! Here is the rest of the story:
The Nazis did it (with the help of Jews, of course).
Shortly after Stalingrad Hitler ordered Speer and Bormann to develop a totally new farm animal, as too many people fit for military service were still working on farms. That, together with his "Wunderwaffen" would have helped him over a shortage on soldiers and food.
Speer blatantly refused ("Was für einen Scheiß soll ich denn noch alles machen", was his word). But Bormann, with his secret connections to Namibia (formerly, "Deutsch-Südwest-Afrika") built up a laboratory there, after having successfully frisked all KZs for able scientists.
Off they went to Namibia with two gigantic camouflaged Zeppelins (carrying man & material). After 1 year they came up with a first prototype (called "Wolpertinger", c.f. http://de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Datei:Wolpertinger.jpg&filet imestamp=20080829140408).
Although this design would have helped each and every German to hold his own Wolpertinger at home, or in the office, or both, even in small appartements, Hitler didn't liked it and furiously asked for more and better.
So they went on with their work and developed prototype No. 2, called the "eierlegende Wollmilchsau" (egglaying wool-milk-pig).
Suddenly and unexpectedly, Hitler died and could not make a final decision on future development. Without any funding anymore, Bormann decided to close the secret laboratory.
Everybody went off then. The Jewish scientists mostly went to South-Africa, then to Israel or Russia to conclude their evil work.
Bormann and the prototype farm animals decided to stay in Namibia, uncrowded as it was and is. (That's why Bormann never was caught, btw.) Probably, one or the other mad scientists staid with him and they jointly developed the "dog-headed pig monster". Or the "dog-headed pig monster" is just a stray of prototype 2?
Who knows? Namibian Intelligence should better follow this track.
 
2012-02-28 05:02:46 PM

Andromeda:
How empty is that, you ask? Well the second largest canyon in the world is there after the Grand Canyon, but only a few hundred people visit it a day because it's two days drive over dirt roads from anywhere of reasonable size.


We drove from Keetmanshoep to the edge of Fish River Canyon in about six hours. Two on metalled roads, two on gravel roads, two on a track.
 
2012-02-28 05:13:57 PM

JackieRabbit: They just don't recognize Rosie O'Donnell.


Um, what did the mysterious dog-headed pig-monster ever do to you? >:|
 
2012-02-28 06:08:38 PM
nicedeb.files.wordpress.com

Half man
Half bear
Half pig

I know it has been mentioned in the thread, but there was no pic.
 
2012-02-28 06:56:24 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-02-28 11:12:04 PM

Bauer: "thier"???

really?

/wow.


Thank yuo
 
2012-02-28 11:45:38 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-02-29 05:36:54 AM

Lord Dimwit: Another was called "Blood Monkey" and it's about an...uhm...blood?...monkey...that kills. It stars F. Murray Abraham, for God's sake! It was made in like 2006, and it had F. Murray Abraham in it! He was Salieri! He won a Best Actor Academy Award! He should not be in a movie called Blood Monkey!


He was probably pulling a Vincent Price move.

Remember all those awful horror movies Vincent Price was in? Well, he did those so he could buy pieces of art to add to his collection or make payments on his house. And he always gave 100% even if the entire cast and crew were totally clueless. .
 
2012-02-29 11:35:28 AM

Coelacanth: Lord Dimwit: Another was called "Blood Monkey" and it's about an...uhm...blood?...monkey...that kills. It stars F. Murray Abraham, for God's sake! It was made in like 2006, and it had F. Murray Abraham in it! He was Salieri! He won a Best Actor Academy Award! He should not be in a movie called Blood Monkey!

He was probably pulling a Vincent Price move.

Remember all those awful horror movies Vincent Price was in? Well, he did those so he could buy pieces of art to add to his collection or make payments on his house. And he always gave 100% even if the entire cast and crew were totally clueless. .


Sad to say...Abraham was most definitely not giving 100% in Blood Monkey.
 
2012-02-29 05:28:50 PM
img35.imageshack.us

Was it a popobawa?

/sodomy monster
 
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