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(Chicago Trib)   From the "I could have sworn he died a couple of years ago" file: Louis Farrakhan gives a fiery speech about the role of Muslims in such historical events as 9/11, Gadhaffi's fall, Obama's assassination, etc   (articles.chicagotribune.com) divider line 76
    More: Strange, Farrakhan, Nation of Islam, President Obama, Gadhaffi, muslims, racial hatred, Israeli Security Forces, United Center  
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2012-02-28 12:52:36 PM  
15 years ago I was flipping channels late one night and I stopped on C-SPAN just in time to see Louis Farrakhan say "Look at me! I'm walking like the white man!" as he did this kind of uptight strut back and forth behind the podium. It was like a cross between a lousy Showtime at the Apollo routine and Nat X.

Anyway, I thought "wait, this guy is still alive?" 15 years ago.

Yo, check this out...
 
2012-02-28 12:54:01 PM  
Can we just set this guy on fire?
 
2012-02-28 12:54:16 PM  
Leave it to Screwy Louie to come up with something like that. I'd like to attend one of his services....where does he preach?
 
2012-02-28 12:54:59 PM  
No, it was just his relevance that died years ago.
 
2012-02-28 12:55:40 PM  
Obama's assassination

wait...what?
 
2012-02-28 12:56:32 PM  
He again condemned the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi. Farrakhan was friends with the slain dictator, and the Nation of Islam's headquarters was purchased 40 years ago with a $3 million loan from Gadhafi.

Guy keeps getting better and better.


I give the truthers 15 minutes before they start saying he has a point with 9/11.
 
2012-02-28 12:56:53 PM  
....oh wait, I happen to be white and non-muslim, so I probably wouldn't be welcome.
 
2012-02-28 12:57:11 PM  
Well, he killed Malcolm X.
 
2012-02-28 12:57:18 PM  
The Nation of Islam has about as much to do with real Islam as the nation of Georgia has to do with Paula Deen.
 
2012-02-28 12:58:25 PM  
As a black Muslim who happens to be a white atheist, I don't see why people get so worked up over the guy.
 
2012-02-28 12:59:00 PM  
So far there have been way more white Presidents shot than black ones. Even if you count Lincoln as black for freeing the slaves. News flash, Louis - people hate Presidents. It didn't start with Obama and it won't end with Obama.
 
2012-02-28 12:59:08 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-28 01:00:04 PM  

liam76: He again condemned the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi. Farrakhan was friends with the slain dictator, and the Nation of Islam's headquarters was purchased 40 years ago with a $3 million loan from Gadhafi.

Guy keeps getting better and better.


I give the truthers 15 minutes before they start saying he has a point with 9/11.


You're late. This was all over truther sites a couple of days ago.
 
2012-02-28 01:00:58 PM  
Socially acceptable racist.
 
2012-02-28 01:01:06 PM  
In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"
 
2012-02-28 01:02:26 PM  
If he were dead, you would know it, because you'd remember the UFO that would've come down to take him away.
 
2012-02-28 01:02:31 PM  
Farrakhan may be a bit nutty at times, but I must admit I agree with almost all his points here.
 
2012-02-28 01:02:47 PM  
www.esquire.com
 
2012-02-28 01:03:02 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"


We do? Jeez, I gotta make a list.
 
2012-02-28 01:05:04 PM  
I got nothing but love for Louie. He never fails to deliver the goods. Like watching a monkey collect quarters from the crowd while the music plays.
 
2012-02-28 01:07:15 PM  
"Assassinated Obama, ..."
Wait a minute? Did I miss some news yesterday?
 
2012-02-28 01:07:22 PM  

NightOwl2255: I got nothing but love for Louie. He never fails to deliver the goods. Like watching a monkey collect quarters from the crowd while the music plays.


*sigh*
 
2012-02-28 01:11:53 PM  
Ha, he had Box Boy Richard Gage and Waterboy Kevin Ryan spewing their lies there.

www.nmsr.org

Look Ma, I'ma doing SCIENCE!
 
2012-02-28 01:12:10 PM  
"Such Historical Events as... Obama's Assination"

What?
 
2012-02-28 01:12:53 PM  
i305.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-28 01:13:30 PM  
Pants full of overcooked macaroni!! 2012-02-28 01:01:06 PM

In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"

Dear pants:

I'm a librul hippie and I HATE the futhermucker.

So fark you.
 
2012-02-28 01:15:23 PM  

Sun Khan: NightOwl2255: I got nothing but love for Louie. He never fails to deliver the goods. Like watching a monkey collect quarters from the crowd while the music plays.

*sigh*


Never heard of an organ grinder?
 
2012-02-28 01:18:24 PM  
I was shocked to learn that Bobcat Goldthwait is still alive. I think maybe I was mixing him up with Sam Kineson, who is definitely dead. Did you know he (Kineson) was a Pentecostal preacher before becoming a stand-up legend?

Apparently Goldthwait has survived by turning into somebody else. I'm not sure who, because in the several recent pictures of him, he looks a bit like Don Harron (Canadian actor), Alan Alda, Mike Judge, and a dozen other guys. Maybe he is a shape-shifter.

*Also surprised to learn his name does not contain the letter "e".
 
2012-02-28 01:19:50 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"


Nope. 7 seconds late.
 
2012-02-28 01:21:00 PM  
I live in a predominately black neighborhood, and one day a couple of NoI guys came to my door. I could tell they were a little surprised to see a white guy, but I talked a little with them anyway. I brought up anti-semitism, racism, the UFO that's supposed to pick up all Farrakhan's followers, the fact that I think he's batshiat nuts, and that I didn't really think I was the guy they were looking for. I have to admit they were very polite about it, but they seemed happy to leave.
 
2012-02-28 01:21:49 PM  

brantgoose: I was shocked to learn that Bobcat Goldthwait is still alive. I think maybe I was mixing him up with Sam Kineson, who is definitely dead. Did you know he (Kineson) was a Pentecostal preacher before becoming a stand-up legend?

Apparently Goldthwait has survived by turning into somebody else. I'm not sure who, because in the several recent pictures of him, he looks a bit like Don Harron (Canadian actor), Alan Alda, Mike Judge, and a dozen other guys. Maybe he is a shape-shifter.

*Also surprised to learn his name does not contain the letter "e".


I was shocked to learn that Gene Wilder is still alive.
 
2012-02-28 01:23:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: brantgoose: I was shocked to learn that Bobcat Goldthwait is still alive. I think maybe I was mixing him up with Sam Kineson, who is definitely dead. Did you know he (Kineson) was a Pentecostal preacher before becoming a stand-up legend?

Apparently Goldthwait has survived by turning into somebody else. I'm not sure who, because in the several recent pictures of him, he looks a bit like Don Harron (Canadian actor), Alan Alda, Mike Judge, and a dozen other guys. Maybe he is a shape-shifter.

*Also surprised to learn his name does not contain the letter "e".

I was shocked to learn that Gene Wilder is still alive.


I was shocked to learn that Marlon Wayans is the only Wayans brother to have died.
 
2012-02-28 01:24:00 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gene Wilder


www.rowthree.com

has read all her books
 
2012-02-28 01:46:14 PM  
Anybody have his Caribbean tunes album?
 
2012-02-28 01:49:23 PM  

calm like a bomb: Pants full of macaroni!!: In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"

We do? Jeez, I gotta make a list.


Kittypie070: Pants full of overcooked macaroni!! 2012-02-28 01:01:06 PM

In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"

Dear pants:

I'm a librul hippie and I HATE the futhermucker.

So fark you.


So, you missed the "In before" part of the post?

/pretty much everyone wishes goodbuddy Lou would just go away for good
 
2012-02-28 01:52:18 PM  

medius: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gene Wilder



has read all her books


Thank you for that. First thing I thought of too.
 
2012-02-28 01:55:42 PM  

doubled99: Socially acceptable racist.


Socially accepted by whom?
 
2012-02-28 01:57:09 PM  

jayphat: First thing I thought of too.


there's something wrong with you
 
2012-02-28 01:59:54 PM  

LL316: So far there have been way more white Presidents shot than black ones. Even if you count Lincoln as black for freeing the slaves. News flash, Louis - people hate Presidents. It didn't start with Obama and it won't end with Obama.


No that's not true up until Obama everybody was always really respectful of presidents but now with Obama everybody is just racist I don't even
 
2012-02-28 02:06:35 PM  

GORDON:
No that's not true up until Obama everybody was always really respectful of presidents but now with Obama everybody is just racist I don't even


*Sigh*

Not racist: I think Obama should have a different foreign policy, I hate his idea for corporate tax rates and I think that he has a terrible record on (X, Y and Z) domestically.

Racist: Blue-gummed Muslin Mulatto thinks his hoodrat, shiftless family knows what I should eat? Whatever. Go get the skrimps out of your teefs before you tell me that I "is being all bad at da eatin' fo sho".
 
2012-02-28 02:09:16 PM  

medius: jayphat: First thing I thought of too.

there's something wrong with you


What do you have against me, him, or his mule, jefe?
 
2012-02-28 02:10:15 PM  

doubled99: Socially acceptable racist.


Is it racist to ask people to vote for you because you're the same color as them?
Link

/I think it is.
 
2012-02-28 02:10:36 PM  
I thought they were an offshoot of scientology... moooslim style. You know... doesnt he believe there is a starship hovering over the earth?

/what does god need with a starship?
 
2012-02-28 02:12:25 PM  

mike0023: doubled99: Socially acceptable racist.

Is it racist to ask people to vote for you because you're the same color as them?
Link

/I think it is.


Good thing that's not what you linked to, then.
 
2012-02-28 02:12:50 PM  

CasperImproved: doubled99: Socially acceptable racist.

Socially accepted by whom?


People who are afraid to dislike him because they think it might be racist.
 
2012-02-28 02:13:53 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In before "Libruls LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Louie Farrakhan!"


Well, it looks like some do:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Farrakhan may be a bit nutty at times, but I must admit I agree with almost all his points here.

 
2012-02-28 02:14:06 PM  

Joe Blowme: I thought they were an offshoot of scientology... moooslim style. You know... doesnt he believe there is a starship hovering over the earth?

/what does god need with a starship?


He thinks an evil wizard created white people out of mud in a cave, and he has thousands of followers. Scary.
 
2012-02-28 02:17:12 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-28 02:19:37 PM  
Seen in a thread full of liberals making fun of Farrakhan: "Liberals are askeered to make fun of Farrakhan".
 
2012-02-28 02:29:45 PM  

BSABSVR: Seen in a thread full of liberals making fun of Farrakhan: "Liberals are askeered to make fun of Farrakhan".


You called me a liberal....????


runs out of the thread crying...
 
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