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(Comic Book)   Five unanswered questions about The Avengers Super Bowl trailer. Sadly, none are "Will Scarlett Johansson be nude?"   (comicbook.com) divider line 59
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2012-02-28 12:02:17 PM
Odds of any 'cameo' heroes are slim for various legal reasons. But I'd love to see Magneto just let loose on some enemy ships.
 
2012-02-28 12:04:30 PM
How much control will Banner have over Hulk?
 
2012-02-28 12:05:25 PM

texdent: How much control will Banner have over Hulk?


I'm sure the rest of the Avengers really, really want the answer to that.
 
2012-02-28 12:09:49 PM

texdent: How much control will Banner have over Hulk?


Also, how much control will the bottle have over Stark?
 
2012-02-28 12:11:03 PM

Decillion: Also, how much control will the bottle have over Stark?


They might hint at that in the movie, but leave the rest of it for Iron Man 3.
 
2012-02-28 12:22:09 PM

texdent: How much control will Banner have over Hulk?


Hulk in the cartoon is definitely a step down from Professor Hulk or Joe Fixit, but also seems to be a step up from Savage Hulk as well. Bad tempered but is mostly in control when not fighting, doesn't go around mindlessly destroying things and speaks on a level above "Me Hulk Smash".

That'd be my bet.
 
2012-02-28 12:23:11 PM

Decillion: texdent: How much control will Banner have over Hulk?

Also, how much control will the bottle have over Stark?


Both answers I want to know. I am interested in how the whole Demon in the Bottle sub plot in Iron man two will play out in this one and Iron Man 3.

And if the end of the last Hulk movie, Banner had control. But who knows what they will say happen.
 
2012-02-28 12:23:18 PM
Only question I have about this is whether or not my stunts get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as an extra to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the guys on set had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.
//Tom Hiddleston is a bro. Spent an evening joking with the extras cast, whereas other actors wouldn't even come OUT to Ohio, and you can forget them hanging out on set between takes.
 
2012-02-28 12:27:56 PM
BTW, looks like a new movie poster just popped up on Facebook. Saving, copying, and rehosting..

homepage.mac.com
 
2012-02-28 12:29:59 PM
Chance of Spider-Man being in the film? Almost zero. Sony Pictures has the film rights to Spider-Man. If Marvel Films has the film rights, then the chances go up. Anybody they want to potentially spin off into a future movie is good. My money is on a cameo from Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, and maybe Carol Danvers. They'll do fan service and also potentially set them up for sequels. I wouldn't be surprised if Hank Pym's cameo has him working on either Ultron or Pym Particles, all with the Ant-Man helmet in the background. Stephen Strange could also be a cameo to tie into a future Dr. Strange film.
 
2012-02-28 12:37:49 PM

FightDirector: Only question I have about this is whether or not my stunts get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as an extra to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the guys on set had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.
//Tom Hiddleston is a bro. Spent an evening joking with the extras cast, whereas other actors wouldn't even come OUT to Ohio, and you can forget them hanging out on set between takes.


Nice to see you've moved up to being more than just an extra. Now, don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2012-02-28 12:40:54 PM

Fun Dumpster: Chance of Spider-Man being in the film? Almost zero. Sony Pictures has the film rights to Spider-Man. If Marvel Films has the film rights, then the chances go up. Anybody they want to potentially spin off into a future movie is good. My money is on a cameo from Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, and maybe Carol Danvers. They'll do fan service and also potentially set them up for sequels. I wouldn't be surprised if Hank Pym's cameo has him working on either Ultron or Pym Particles, all with the Ant-Man helmet in the background. Stephen Strange could also be a cameo to tie into a future Dr. Strange film.


They will have to introduce the Pyms at some point, so yeah, I could see that. And with the Eye of Agamotto showing up in the Thor movie, chances are good for a Dr. Strange cameo too. I would love to see Carol in there too. They need another superheroic female, not just some gal who can shrink or a chick in a catsuit. I mean a superheroine that can bust some skulls and you don't get much higher powered than Ms. Marvel.

I know these films have their haters and nay-sayers, but fark 'em. I'm excited to see it.
 
2012-02-28 12:42:26 PM

chewielouie: FightDirector: Only question I have about this is whether or not my stunts get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as an extra to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the guys on set had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.
//Tom Hiddleston is a bro. Spent an evening joking with the extras cast, whereas other actors wouldn't even come OUT to Ohio, and you can forget them hanging out on set between takes.

Nice to see you've moved up to being more than just an extra. Now, don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?


Nope - posted from the gym. Treadmills have tablets built into them. Saves time that way.
 
2012-02-28 12:45:48 PM
if its NYC shouldn't the Fantastic Four show up?

/make Omega Red have an appearance for his own spin off
 
2012-02-28 12:48:18 PM

moistD: if its NYC shouldn't the Fantastic Four show up?

/make Omega Red have an appearance for his own spin off


Fantastic Four, Silver Surfer, Galactus, Super Skrull and all the X-men are licensed out by Fox right now, so no chance of them teaming with the Avengers. Same goes for Spiderman, who's licensed by Sony right now. So he's not going to be in there either.
 
2012-02-28 12:53:14 PM
Pretty sure Marvel has got those Blade rights back. Let's stick him and Howard the Duck in as team members and meet that minority quota.
 
2012-02-28 12:53:30 PM
Only question I have about this is whether or not my wigs get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as a wig maker to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the local long haired would-be stunt guys on set were douchebags, and the professionals had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.
 
2012-02-28 12:54:01 PM
FIVE WORDS:
IT'S REALLY GONNA FAKING SUCK

/fanboy whinge butthurt starsts in 3-2-1
 
2012-02-28 01:00:51 PM
I went up to Cleveland as a bystanding gawker. Turns out they needed someone to play Scarlett Johansson's lover's standin, right now! All the other stand-ins didn't have as big a dick as me. I had to be back at the quarry by 4, so turned 'em down, flat. I prefer brunettes.
 
2012-02-28 01:03:27 PM

Alphax: BTW, looks like a new movie poster just popped up on Facebook. Saving, copying, and rehosting..

[homepage.mac.com image 640x948]



Why the Fark is the Hulk 35 feet tall?

What a horribly designed poster. Everyone is looking a completely different direction, and off the page. Take Graphic Design 101 for god's sake.
 
2012-02-28 01:03:31 PM

Raug the Dwarf: moistD: if its NYC shouldn't the Fantastic Four show up?

/make Omega Red have an appearance for his own spin off

Fantastic Four, Silver Surfer, Galactus, Super Skrull and all the X-men are licensed out by Fox right now, so no chance of them teaming with the Avengers. Same goes for Spiderman, who's licensed by Sony right now. So he's not going to be in there either.


so you are saying Omega Red has a chance?

/I forgot Fox had FF, damn.
//what about a proton cannon, Iron Man should use the proton cannon.
 
2012-02-28 01:04:45 PM

Christian Bale: Alphax: BTW, looks like a new movie poster just popped up on Facebook. Saving, copying, and rehosting..

[homepage.mac.com image 640x948]


Why the Fark is the Hulk 35 feet tall?

What a horribly designed poster. Everyone is looking a completely different direction, and off the page. Take Graphic Design 101 for god's sake.


is it farking distracting?
 
2012-02-28 01:13:40 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Only question I have about this is whether or not my wigs get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as a wig maker to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the local long haired would-be stunt guys on set were douchebags, and the professionals had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.


jesad.com


/The one time I actually get to comment on something on Fark from the "I was there" perspective...figures it turn out this way
 
2012-02-28 01:14:18 PM
i.qkme.me

/Went up as an adventurer to Skyrim. Turned out they needed somebody with utility combat training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the guys in Skyrim had short hair. Bam! An arrow to the knee turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.
 
2012-02-28 01:22:19 PM
So they couldn't put Agent Coulson on the poster?

I REFUSE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
NERD RAGE!!!
 
2012-02-28 01:28:22 PM

Fun Dumpster: Chance of Spider-Man being in the film? Almost zero. Sony Pictures has the film rights to Spider-Man. If Marvel Films has the film rights, then the chances go up. Anybody they want to potentially spin off into a future movie is good. My money is on a cameo from Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, and maybe Carol Danvers. They'll do fan service and also potentially set them up for sequels. I wouldn't be surprised if Hank Pym's cameo has him working on either Ultron or Pym Particles, all with the Ant-Man helmet in the background. Stephen Strange could also be a cameo to tie into a future Dr. Strange film.


A Carol Danvers and/or Dr. Strange cameo would be full of win.
 
2012-02-28 01:44:54 PM
I really don't like Scarlett's hair in the movie posters. It's just fugly.
 
2012-02-28 01:53:05 PM

FightDirector: Rubber Biscuit: Only question I have about this is whether or not my wigs get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/Went up as a wig maker to Cleveland. Turned out they needed somebody with utility stunt training and long hair RIGHT NOW, and all the local long haired would-be stunt guys on set were douchebags, and the professionals had short hair. Bam! A 48-hour gig turned into something much nicer (and longer), and my professional contact list is a LOT more "high-grade" now.

[jesad.com image 600x776]


/The one time I actually get to comment on something on Fark from the "I was there" perspective...figures it turn out this way


Cool story, bro.

/Welcome to Fark!
 
2012-02-28 01:57:22 PM

Christian Bale: Alphax: BTW, looks like a new movie poster just popped up on Facebook. Saving, copying, and rehosting..

[homepage.mac.com image 640x948]


Why the Fark is the Hulk 35 feet tall?

What a horribly designed poster. Everyone is looking a completely different direction, and off the page. Take Graphic Design 101 for god's sake.


Your graphic design 101 teacher told you to always have figures looking in the same direction and towards the camera?

You had a horrible graphic design 101 teacher.
 
2012-02-28 02:05:59 PM

moistD: .

so you are saying Omega Red has a chance?


I would think he would fall under the X-Men franchise, but maybe Marvel still has the rights to him.
 
2012-02-28 02:34:59 PM

James Scameron: FIVE WORDS:
IT'S REALLY GONNA FAKING SUCK

/fanboy whinge butthurt starsts in 3-2-1


Based on what?
 
2012-02-28 02:49:59 PM

Ultravibe: Christian Bale: Alphax: BTW, looks like a new movie poster just popped up on Facebook. Saving, copying, and rehosting..

[homepage.mac.com image 640x948]


Why the Fark is the Hulk 35 feet tall?

What a horribly designed poster. Everyone is looking a completely different direction, and off the page. Take Graphic Design 101 for god's sake.

Your graphic design 101 teacher told you to always have figures looking in the same direction and towards the camera?

You had a horrible graphic design 101 teacher.


That poster looks like a really bad photoshop job.
If it's legit, it's awful.
 
2012-02-28 02:52:57 PM
As to this guy's 5th question, I would think it's pretty obvious why Thor is attacking Cap. Either Cap or Thor is a Skrull, most likely Cap.
 
2012-02-28 02:55:38 PM

ghoulie_mask: As to this guy's 5th question, I would think it's pretty obvious why Thor is attacking Cap. Either Cap or Thor is a Skrull, most likely Cap.


Could be the Loki thing too. The Avengers first adventure together, Loki tricks Hulk into smashing some shiat up thinking that Thor would get his butt kicked by Hulk. But not only does Thor answer the call, but so do the Pym's and Iron Man. They team up and kick Loki back to Asgard.

So, there is precedent there.
 
2012-02-28 02:56:18 PM

FightDirector: Rubber Biscuit: Only question I have about this is whether or not my wigs get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/The one time I actually get to comment on something on Fark from the "I was there" perspective...figures it turn out this way


Be fair Rubber Biscuit ,amindtat and others I missed, only mock you because the know nobody on Fark could possibly successful if they aren't.
 
2012-02-28 02:57:45 PM
Dear Gawd, I love it when I am able to get in on the actual birth of a meme!

(Was there for the famous Rotsky thread...)
 
2012-02-28 02:58:27 PM

capitulating fromage masticating simian: Be fair Rubber Biscuit ,amindtat and others I missed, only mock you because the know nobody on Fark could possibly successful if they aren't.


a2.twimg.com
 
2012-02-28 02:59:59 PM
Since my guy makes the movie I'm not going to complain a lot but . . . .

Why is Hawkeye shooting left handed? Never done in the comics and it's the only time I can think of in film where the archer holds the bow in their right hand.

/Seriously geeking out, the little girl, squealy kind.
 
2012-02-28 03:01:06 PM

capitulating fromage masticating simian: FightDirector: Rubber Biscuit: Only question I have about this is whether or not my wigs get left on the cutting room floor (again) or actually make it into the dammed movie.

/The one time I actually get to comment on something on Fark from the "I was there" perspective...figures it turn out this way

Be fair Rubber Biscuit ,amindtat and others I missed, only mock you because the know nobody on Fark could possibly successful if they aren't.



It's OK...Reading back over it, I sounded pretty dammed attention whore-ish. I'll take my lumps - it's all good.
 
2012-02-28 03:01:19 PM

kroonermanblack: I really don't like Scarlett's hair in the movie posters. It's just fugly.


She has hair?
 
2012-02-28 03:05:06 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: Since my guy makes the movie I'm not going to complain a lot but . . . .

Why is Hawkeye shooting left handed? Never done in the comics and it's the only time I can think of in film where the archer holds the bow in their right hand.

/Seriously geeking out, the little girl, squealy kind.


You're right, that does look odd. (been a few decades since I drew a bow, good catch)
 
2012-02-28 03:13:49 PM

Raug the Dwarf: ghoulie_mask: As to this guy's 5th question, I would think it's pretty obvious why Thor is attacking Cap. Either Cap or Thor is a Skrull, most likely Cap.

Could be the Loki thing too. The Avengers first adventure together, Loki tricks Hulk into smashing some shiat up thinking that Thor would get his butt kicked by Hulk. But not only does Thor answer the call, but so do the Pym's and Iron Man. They team up and kick Loki back to Asgard.

So, there is precedent there.


Or it could be the typical misunderstanding between heroes that leads to them fighting before they team up.
 
2012-02-28 03:49:11 PM

facisto: James Scameron: FIVE WORDS:
IT'S REALLY GONNA FAKING SUCK

/fanboy whinge butthurt starsts in 3-2-1

Based on what?


Based on that masterful farking troll he nuked the thread with. Seriously, I tore my shirt off with one hand while composing a rage-filled and indignant rebuttal with the other. Then, I began to laugh out loud as I realized I had been had. Had by THE MASTER. How can yo be so calm?
 
2012-02-28 03:59:39 PM
 
2012-02-28 04:08:31 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: Since my guy makes the movie I'm not going to complain a lot but . . . .

Why is Hawkeye shooting left handed? Never done in the comics and it's the only time I can think of in film where the archer holds the bow in their right hand.

/Seriously geeking out, the little girl, squealy kind.


I thiiink Jeremy Renner is a leftie. I noticed this too and paid attention when I was rewatching the Hurt Locker, and he's definitely left hand dominant in that.

/Also isn't Barton ambidextrous?
//Most of the promotional materials are pretty consistent with the bow in his right hand, though.
 
2012-02-28 04:13:34 PM

Fun Dumpster: Chance of Spider-Man being in the film? Almost zero.


Too early, much too early.
 
2012-02-28 04:21:29 PM

LonMead: Will Scarlett Johansson be nude?


2005 called, they want their RickRoll back. Its more or less like a whatever at this point. It's not even as funny as it use to be.
 
2012-02-28 04:23:33 PM

James Scameron: FIVE WORDS:
IT'S REALLY GONNA FAKING SUCK


Eight words:
It is really going to be absolutely dreadful.

/fanboy whinge butthurt starsts in 3-2-1
/master troll strikes again


pet peeve
 
2012-02-28 04:27:01 PM

Sairobi: ClintBartonWannabe: Since my guy makes the movie I'm not going to complain a lot but . . . .

Why is Hawkeye shooting left handed? Never done in the comics and it's the only time I can think of in film where the archer holds the bow in their right hand.

/Seriously geeking out, the little girl, squealy kind.

I thiiink Jeremy Renner is a leftie. I noticed this too and paid attention when I was rewatching the Hurt Locker, and he's definitely left hand dominant in that.

/Also isn't Barton ambidextrous?
//Most of the promotional materials are pretty consistent with the bow in his right hand, though.


Ambidextrousness has never been a plot point but when he was in the Ronin costume Clint did wield two swords. But I'm trying to forget that period.
 
2012-02-28 04:45:18 PM

LonMead: Will Scarlett Johansson be nude?


Think you were using the RickRoll to make yourself look funny.

Hate to break it to you, but you're about as funny as an anchovies' coont.

HTH.
 
2012-02-28 05:41:26 PM
Hell no, she won't...female stars don't do that anymore..at least not American ones.

/teases, anyway..
 
2012-02-28 05:57:38 PM

zappaisfrank: Hell no, she won't...female stars don't do that anymore..at least not American ones.

/teases, anyway..


No, they don't get nekkid in the movies, but they do have "accidental" "leaked images" come out around release dates to drum up sales. Sure ScarJo isn't naked in her movies, but teh Google will give you material to burn into your brain so you can overlay it with your imagination while watching the movie.
 
2012-02-28 07:34:11 PM

jayhawk88: texdent: How much control will Banner have over Hulk?

Hulk in the cartoon is definitely a step down from Professor Hulk or Joe Fixit, but also seems to be a step up from Savage Hulk as well. Bad tempered but is mostly in control when not fighting, doesn't go around mindlessly destroying things and speaks on a level above "Me Hulk Smash".


Now THAT would be awesome in a movie. The Wolverine series where he teamed with Fixit in Madripor is a favorite of mine.

Purple pants!! Nothing but purple pants!!!
 
2012-02-28 08:53:35 PM
NO SCARLETT PICS? HOW SAD

I would kill and die for her.


gallery.fansshare.com
 
2012-02-28 09:22:21 PM
No she won't. But since it is a Joss Wheadon movie she will get some snappy lines while she is kicking some alien ass.
 
2012-02-28 09:56:38 PM

Sairobi: ClintBartonWannabe: Since my guy makes the movie I'm not going to complain a lot but . . . .

Why is Hawkeye shooting left handed? Never done in the comics and it's the only time I can think of in film where the archer holds the bow in their right hand.

/Seriously geeking out, the little girl, squealy kind.

I thiiink Jeremy Renner is a leftie. I noticed this too and paid attention when I was rewatching the Hurt Locker, and he's definitely left hand dominant in that.

/Also isn't Barton ambidextrous?
//Most of the promotional materials are pretty consistent with the bow in his right hand, though.


Why the fark does that manner? Shouldn't matter if the actor is a leftie. The character isn't. It's called acting.
 
2012-02-29 12:17:28 AM
mentallo69:

Rwa2play:


Hmmm... Only two of you?

Everybody else must have figured it out.
 
2012-02-29 09:35:07 AM
I think they addressed that as much as they will in IM2. He got all drunk and busted up his own birthday party. I don't see that franchise pulling off the alcoholic drama. Jon Favreau isn't Chris Nolan.
 
2012-02-29 10:06:39 AM

foo monkey: I think they addressed that as much as they will in IM2. He got all drunk and busted up his own birthday party. I don't see that franchise pulling off the alcoholic drama. Jon Favreau isn't Chris Nolan.


Except Favreau quit IIRC. So I could see someone possibly go for the "Demon In A Bottle" storyline; it's fascinating really, considering RDJr's history.
 
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