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(CNN)   Will the Mormons in Mesa and millionaires in Michigan help Romney regain status as the frontrunner? Can Santorum win in a Romney stronghold? Is Newt still in the race? Is RON PAUL still alive? Your Arizona and Michigan primary discussion thread   (cnn.com) divider line 739
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2012-02-28 10:34:03 PM

Earguy: I had to go back and listen...yes, he said that the men AND WOMEN who signed the declaration...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there were any female signers.


Would have been neat, but no, I reaaaaaaally doubt there were.
 
2012-02-28 10:34:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Man. I'm starting to think that Santorum might ACTUALLY be insane.


Just now, you're starting to think this? Is that the first time you ever heard him speak?
 
2012-02-28 10:34:15 PM
She's getting just the tip of the Mitt.
 
2012-02-28 10:34:39 PM
"The tip of the Mitt"

Horrified

Horrified
 
2012-02-28 10:35:19 PM

serpent_sky: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I'm starting to think that Santorum might ACTUALLY be insane.

Just now, you're starting to think this? Is that the first time you ever heard him speak?


Well, before I just thought he was just a hyper-religious idiot. Now I think he's legitimately in need of antipsychotic drugs.
 
2012-02-28 10:35:27 PM
Ann Romney is about 42 times more human than her husband. Also, I never thought that I would hear a 60 year old Mormon woman name check Kid Rock
 
2012-02-28 10:35:45 PM
That blonde black woman behind romney's left side is creepy as is the Raj look-a-like
 
2012-02-28 10:35:48 PM
Did Jan Brewer endorse Mr. Romney?
 
2012-02-28 10:36:14 PM
The tip of the Mitt smirks as it shakes off a Tuesday night filled with Santorum.
 
2012-02-28 10:36:40 PM
Oh my god, I see all two black MI voters for Romney are standing behind him in the tv shot. What a coincidence.
 
2012-02-28 10:36:42 PM

2wolves: Did Jan Brewer endorse Mr. Romney?


Yes.
 
2012-02-28 10:37:01 PM

2wolves: Did Jan Brewer endorse Mr. Romney?


Yeah, sometime on the weekend.
 
2012-02-28 10:37:54 PM

bobbette: 2wolves: Did Jan Brewer endorse Mr. Romney?

Yeah, sometime on the weekend.


seventypercent: 2wolves: Did Jan Brewer endorse Mr. Romney?

Yes.


Thank you both.
 
2012-02-28 10:38:04 PM
Why is it both candidates we're seeing have litters?
 
paj
2012-02-28 10:38:14 PM

jadedlee: Oh my god, I see all two black MI voters for Romney are standing behind him in the tv shot. What a coincidence.


I think one of them is Indian.
 
2012-02-28 10:38:29 PM
I'll give Santorum this, his speeches are VASTLY more entertaining.
 
2012-02-28 10:38:30 PM

jadedlee: Why is it both candidates we're seeing have litters?


Because Jesus.
 
2012-02-28 10:38:48 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Man. I'm starting to think that Santorum might ACTUALLY be insane.


Really? Or is he so sane that his truthiness is blowing your mind?

/(Answer: No. He is a farking loon.)
 
2012-02-28 10:38:50 PM
Serial killer and Ling Bai over Romney's right shoulder.
 
paj
2012-02-28 10:38:56 PM

jadedlee: Why is it both candidates we're seeing have litters?


Ya can't pay for TF with bootstraps.
 
2012-02-28 10:39:51 PM
From what I see looks like Santorum might win more delegates but "lose" the state.
 
2012-02-28 10:40:41 PM

paj: jadedlee: Oh my god, I see all two black MI voters for Romney are standing behind him in the tv shot. What a coincidence.

I think one of them is Indian.


No, those 3 are actually in the row in front of the 2 black people. And I believe the politically correct term is "A-rab terrorists."
 
2012-02-28 10:40:44 PM
I'm waiting for Romney to unhinge his jaw and swallow a cat.
 
2012-02-28 10:41:01 PM
The economy was hemorrhaging 750,000 jobs a month leading up to Obama's inauguration, Mitt.
 
2012-02-28 10:41:07 PM
What a smug bastard.
 
2012-02-28 10:41:20 PM
man Romney is just one big disingenuous dick
 
2012-02-28 10:41:22 PM
You could make a pretty good argument that without Gingrich, Santorum would have managed a tie at least.


Now they've got a week to dial it to 11. I'm going to have to stock in some beer for the lulz that will happen.
 
2012-02-28 10:41:42 PM
Romney just went into weird Jay Leno mode for a minute.

"Obama is running for re-election, do you know about this? Have you heard about this?"
 
2012-02-28 10:42:09 PM
Back home where he belongs? Somebody stop me before I throw this laptop through my television screen.
 
2012-02-28 10:42:16 PM
Sanatorium has 666 votes in Mackinac county. Perfect.
 
2012-02-28 10:42:49 PM
HE'S SO FULL OF shiat!
 
2012-02-28 10:42:56 PM
".... Barack Obama back home where he belongs" ... to KENYA, amirite? No?
 
2012-02-28 10:43:06 PM

bobbette: The girl behind Santorum is Elizabeth, who is 21, I think. The crying girl is a different Santorum kid.


Whew. I don't feel dirty now.

OK, pulling guesses out of my ass based on Google's county-by-county numbers...
Romney wins CD 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14. Santorum wins CD 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10.

Arizona: Romney 29
Michigan: Romney 17, Santorum 13 estimated

GRAND TOTAL: Romney 137, Gingrich 32, Santorum 17, Paul 9. 1144 to win.


What in Christ's name is Romney referring to with Obama saying he was in the top four?
 
2012-02-28 10:43:19 PM
Man, undecided female Republicans in Columbus. OH really hate Obama.
 
2012-02-28 10:43:22 PM

2wolves: Clowns are a Ten: 2wolves: Clowns are a Ten: Pfft. I fail at song lyrics.

No, it was a fine Deep Purple quote. I think.

Maybe, but I was going for Doors. This is what happens when you try to use pop-culture references outside your generation.

So you're self identifying as someone who should get off my lawn?


Psh. fark you, I won't do what you tell me.

/nailed that one.
 
2012-02-28 10:43:31 PM
The AAA credit rating was ruined by the dickhead Republicans.
 
2012-02-28 10:43:45 PM
You hear Mitt, Canada? WE DESERVE THAT OIL, THAT OIL IS OURS!
 
2012-02-28 10:43:52 PM
We're not getting the oil, mittens. You don't have a job, asshole.
 
2012-02-28 10:44:03 PM
BAH GAWD MITT!
 
2012-02-28 10:44:04 PM
www.photovolcanica.com

The Santorum bubble
 
2012-02-28 10:44:15 PM
Romney 'wins' and nobody cares (outside of calling it a 'big win' despite Santorum finishing far too closely), and Santorum is losing his shiat because this is when his popularity falls.

The GOP, ladies and gentlemen!
 
2012-02-28 10:44:31 PM
"I'll get us the oil from Canada that we deserve"

Canada: Uhh....
 
2012-02-28 10:44:50 PM
So if Gingrich were to drop out, does he keep his delegates or are they up for grabs? Also are the delegates obligated to pick that candidate at the convention?
 
2012-02-28 10:45:07 PM
Let's finally have a tax plan where there are no taxes. That's the real way to balance the budget!
 
2012-02-28 10:45:18 PM
what's the deal behind mitt? the slimeball-looking guy in the light suit looking down all the time telling the black woman to smile and cheer more
 
2012-02-28 10:45:22 PM
Wow, Romney... you really want to bring up the estate tax again? After already telling some little kid it's why you wanted to run for president?
 
2012-02-28 10:45:28 PM

RminusQ: What in Christ's name is Romney referring to with Obama saying he was in the top four?


Oh, I'm sure there's a chain email about it being forwarded around the internets.
 
2012-02-28 10:45:32 PM
Ok. How 'bout dat tru-coat?
 
2012-02-28 10:46:50 PM

BSABSVR: "I'll get us the oil from Canada that we deserve"

Canada: Uhh....


It be more correct if you said:

"Canada: deserve at a price we will bend you over the barrel to get"
 
2012-02-28 10:46:58 PM
The blond black lady looks like she's trying not blink.
 
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