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(NBC New York)   United Flight 5124 makes an emergency landing at Newark airport without its nose landing gear. The flight arrived at Gate 21.... 22.... 23.... 24   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 81
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2012-02-28 07:30:59 AM
Everything worked and was handled exactly as it should have, except for the landing gear.
 
2012-02-28 07:37:26 AM
"Tuesday, Feb 28, 2012"
 
2012-02-28 07:46:40 AM
Forgot the rest of my post, LOL! Someone in the comment section said TFA said it happened Tuesday evening which is deliciously Twilight Zoney. They seem to have fixed it though, more's the shame. Great story all around. It's so reassuring to see outcomes like this. Kudos to all.
 
2012-02-28 08:19:02 AM
Rare that SUCH a cliche headline makes it to green. Guess subby's mum must be at work today
 
2012-02-28 08:41:49 AM

colinspooky: Rare that SUCH a cliche headline makes it to green. Guess subby's mum must be at work today


That joke is only 32 years old, making it the 3rd freshest meme on Fark.
 
2012-02-28 08:42:21 AM
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
 
2012-02-28 08:43:03 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves
 
2012-02-28 08:43:17 AM
I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2012-02-28 08:46:55 AM
The boys downtown aren't going to like this
 
2012-02-28 08:47:43 AM
The worst part is it it's Newark!
 
2012-02-28 08:51:42 AM
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2012-02-28 08:52:46 AM

Cheesus: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


Its an entirely different kind of flying
 
2012-02-28 08:53:29 AM
good luck, were all counting on you.

AIRPLANE THREAD!!!

large letters like leon
 
2012-02-28 08:53:41 AM
stwot.motortrend.com

Need a Nissan?
 
2012-02-28 08:57:18 AM

Father_Jack: Cheesus: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

Its an entirely different kind of flying


It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2012-02-28 08:57:21 AM
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
 
2012-02-28 08:57:31 AM

Cheesus: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of flying
 
2012-02-28 08:58:41 AM
As someone who has a Nissan Frontier, I wish they would call me when these types of things happen.

/2005
//NISMO package
///shiatty gas mileage but I love it
 
2012-02-28 08:59:02 AM
Or I will punch him.
 
2012-02-28 09:00:09 AM
Airplane! quote thread!

*takes some pictures*

/" Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again. "
 
2012-02-28 09:00:10 AM
This thread is too much...
Does anyone have something light to read?
 
2012-02-28 09:01:07 AM
WTF. 20 comments and no Star Wars nerds pick up on the FAA chick's name?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-02-28 09:03:03 AM

Cheesus: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of flying
 
2012-02-28 09:03:54 AM
I am serious an..


/I only got that far before vomiting.
 
2012-02-28 09:06:26 AM

luthia: I am serious an..


/I only got that far before vomiting.


You shouldn't have had the fish.
 
2012-02-28 09:07:34 AM

Mudd's woman: This thread is too much...
Does anyone have something light to read?


How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
 
2012-02-28 09:07:38 AM
That plane's a menace to itself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
 
2012-02-28 09:10:55 AM
The pilot is reported to like movies with gladiators in them.
 
2012-02-28 09:10:58 AM
"I would like to go ahead and declare an emergency at this time."

Yes. Thank you.
 
2012-02-28 09:11:04 AM
Everybody was worried for nothing. Obviously, the pilot can make it on his own.
 
2012-02-28 09:11:53 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-02-28 09:12:31 AM
There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2012-02-28 09:13:42 AM

nopokerface: colinspooky: Rare that SUCH a cliche headline makes it to green. Guess subby's mum must be at work today

That joke is only 32 years old, making it the 3rd freshest meme on Fark.


"Shanna, they entered this thread, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."
 
2012-02-28 09:14:50 AM

nopokerface: colinspooky: Rare that SUCH a cliche headline makes it to green. Guess subby's mum must be at work today

That joke is only 32 years old, making it the 3rd freshest meme on Fark.


I submitted this

Link (new window)

with this

The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have beans for dinner. (Routine problem on the left, Airplaneǃ script recapitulated on the right.)

and it was correctly redlit. Oh well. I'll have to submit more Amadeus! headlines, it's much more current.
 
2012-02-28 09:16:14 AM

Priapetic: That plane's a menace to itself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.


id forgotten abotu that line. well played.
 
2012-02-28 09:16:18 AM

Technoir: WTF. 20 comments and no Star Wars

Garfield nerds pick up on the FAA chick's name?

Fark, I am disappoint.


Golly.
 
2012-02-28 09:20:51 AM
At first I was like, hey, it didn't show recently...but it's the foam.
 
2012-02-28 09:24:29 AM
should have kept them at 32 thousand.

/no, feet
 
2012-02-28 09:25:38 AM
Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.
 
2012-02-28 09:28:59 AM

fruitloop: Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.


Does anyone speak Jive?
 
2012-02-28 09:29:15 AM

Crewmannumber6: should have kept them at 32 thousand.

/no, feet


He's all over the place.....500ft....now 1500ft.....what an asshole.
 
2012-02-28 09:30:13 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: stwot.motortrend.com


What gets me is that the plane is so piss poorly rendered. There's better computer rendering in late night informercials these days.
 
2012-02-28 09:30:16 AM

nopokerface: fruitloop: Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.

Does anyone speak Jive?


Oh stewardess...

www.myteespot.com
 
2012-02-28 09:33:13 AM
And don't call me Shirley.
 
2012-02-28 09:33:55 AM

Jackpot777: nopokerface: fruitloop: Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.

Does anyone speak Jive?

Oh stewardess...

[www.myteespot.com image 400x303]


What it is, big momma? My momma' ain't raise no dummy! I dug her rap!
 
2012-02-28 09:36:26 AM

fruitloop: Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.


Golly.
 
2012-02-28 09:38:39 AM
www.unc.edu

Don't worry, they're on instruments.

Leslie Nielsen's "soul face" kills me every time.
 
2012-02-28 09:40:02 AM

Hawnkee: Jackpot777: nopokerface: fruitloop: Bro was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. shiat.

Does anyone speak Jive?

Oh stewardess...

[www.myteespot.com image 400x303]

What it is, big momma? My momma' ain't raise no dummy! I dug her rap!


Chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.
 
2012-02-28 09:42:05 AM

Cheesus: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2012-02-28 09:42:24 AM
I have the strangest feeling we've been through this exact same thing before.
 
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