No bites? May as well throw in the first harrumph.

Badges, Badges...We don't need no stinkin Badges

Where 'all the white women at?

Gonna work up a number 6 on 'em huh?

What in the Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here?

what? no pimps, hos, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass trick, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-skags, and scollywops?

*reads article*

cattle theft?!?1

Cut throats, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, con men, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists disheartened



Won't someone please think of the cocksuckers?

You said "rape" twice.

Could you repeat that sir?

But no Irish !

Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape.

He said the sheriff is a-near.

/authentic frontier gibberish

capt.hollister: But no Irish !

Awwwww, prairie shiat. Everybody!!!!

/you'd do it for Randolph Scott.

Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape

texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

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Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

mmmmm Hedy Lamarr

Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shiatload of dimes.

ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

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Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

one0nine: capt.hollister: But no Irish !

Awwwww, prairie shiat. Everybody!!!!

/you'd do it for Randolph Scott.

*rises, places hand on heart* all together now: Randolph Scott !

/y'all slackin'
//"Affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs...of state."

Give these to the boys in lieu of pay.

/Why do I always get the warped one?

I used to be... The Waco Kid.

Mongo love Sheriff Bart!

You didn't mention Indian agents.

thorimm: Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape.

Came for the rape reference. Leaving VERY satisfied.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

/hat tip to subby

Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!

More beans Mr. Taggart?

texdent: ZMugg: ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

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Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

It's early, didn't recognize the quote.

How the hell do you not recognize that? It's about as memorable and unique as any other movie quote I can think of.

Leeds: Where 'all the white women at?

/came to say
//leaving envious

What does subby have against Indian agents? Or Mexican bandits?

/ Lamarr was an equal opportunity employer, after all

Damn, Subby.... You use your mouth prettier than a $20 dollar whore

But I shoot with this hand.

...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?

[turns Bart's hands over]

See, it's coming off.

I think they need to send a new sheriff into that town to restore order.

LeroyBourne: [t1.gstatic.com image 200x252]
mmmmm Hedy Lamarr

It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.

/ What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.

Spartan_Manhandler: ...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

You're ruining my Blazing Saddles buzz...

amidoingitright?

We'll be the Nitwits!

Mr_Ectomy

Only Albertans will get this one.

i39.tinypic.com

Nope. Saskatchewan ex-pats living in BC will get a chuckle as well.
See that one out here on the pickup trucks with the "warning plate" all the time.

Oh, yeah. 1 intertube for subby. Great film.

LeroyBourne: Hedy

That's Hedley!

What about blackguards, subby? Huh? HUH?

Gotta go.

Hey baby, I am not from Havana.

bemis23: texdent: ZMugg: ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

[notsureifserious.jpg]

Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

It's early, didn't recognize the quote.

How the hell do you not recognize that? It's about as memorable and unique as any other movie quote I can think of.

NEVER MIND THAT SHIAT! HERE COMES MONGO!

orclover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 618x347]
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

/hat tip to subby

I was hoping to use that, but had log-in issues . . .



/just a bit envious now . . .

bemis23: texdent: ZMugg: ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

[notsureifserious.jpg]

Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

It's early, didn't recognize the quote.

How the hell do you not recognize that? It's about as memorable and unique as any other movie quote I can think of.

I think the whole movie is emblazend into my memory so every line is a classic.

I'm rapidly becoming an underground success

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Pissy Trucker: [www.morethings.com image 640x325]

Somone's going to have to go back and get a shiatload of dimes!

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

Just wanted to mention: Alberta beef is pretty kick ass.

Just wanted to say that as thieves go rustlers are the most bad ass. Screw getting high on meth and takeing copper pipe -- ima gonna hope on a horse and go cut some cows with my dog. Then ima gonna haul those bastards all the way to Manitoba.

Why -- that almost sounds like work...

CSB:
Our family never bought beef from a store when i was a kid. We would buy a cow with another family, have the carcass sent to the co-op in town, and then they cut it up and pack it into big cardboard boxes that go in your freezer.

Last year my coworker told me he thought people who stole ATVs should be hung. Compared it to stealing a mans horse. Said "steal a mans horse and your taking his way of life" -- which was true i suppose. Back in the 1930's.

i.r.id10t: Gonna work up a number 6 on 'em huh?

Nahhhh. Too Jewish.


/Yes I have the most appropriate login for this thread.

Them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out.


The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii
No you don't notherf*cker. Look at mine. Now shut up, sit down and stop being so goddamn smug.

That one quote is the main reason I will never leave the Methodist church. I found my peeps.

Doggone near lost a 400 dollar hand cart.

orange storm: I think they need to send a new sheriff into that town to restore order.

But where will they FIND such a man?

Why am I asking you?

It's twue! It's twue!

brandied: It's twue! It's twue!

*checks profile*

WELL HELLO THERE... How YOU doin?

Little bastard shot me in the ass.

oldfarthenry: Just check the tailings ponds (although the cattle would dissolve after three hours in the things).

That's odd the bison at Syncrude do quite well living on the flanks of tailings ponds. I have driven past the ranch, it's quite cool, you would never know that it was the only thing separating a tailings pond and an active oilsands mine. Also you may want to look at a map, south of Medicine Hat is a REALLY long way from the mines.

Pissy Trucker: orclover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 618x347]
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

/hat tip to subby

I was hoping to use that, but had log-in issues . . .

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/just a bit envious now . . .

So stealing this.