No bites? May as well throw in the first harrumph.

Badges, Badges...We don't need no stinkin Badges

Where 'all the white women at?

Gonna work up a number 6 on 'em huh?

What in the Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here?

Just check the tailings ponds (although the cattle would dissolve after three hours in the things).

what? no pimps, hos, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass trick, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-skags, and scollywops?

*reads article*

cattle theft?!?1

Cut throats, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, con men, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists disheartened



Won't someone please think of the cocksuckers?

You said "rape" twice.

Could you repeat that sir?

But no Irish !

Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape.

He said the sheriff is a-near.

/authentic frontier gibberish

capt.hollister: But no Irish !

Awwwww, prairie shiat. Everybody!!!!

/you'd do it for Randolph Scott.

Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape

texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

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Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shiatload of dimes.

ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

[notsureifserious.jpg]

Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

one0nine: capt.hollister: But no Irish !

Awwwww, prairie shiat. Everybody!!!!

/you'd do it for Randolph Scott.

*rises, places hand on heart* all together now: Randolph Scott !

/y'all slackin'
//"Affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs...of state."

Give these to the boys in lieu of pay.

/Why do I always get the warped one?

I used to be... The Waco Kid.

Mongo love Sheriff Bart!

You didn't mention Indian agents.

thorimm: Le Bomb Suprize: You said "rape" twice.

I like rape.

Came for the rape reference. Leaving VERY satisfied.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

/hat tip to subby

Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!

More beans Mr. Taggart?

texdent: ZMugg: ChubbyTiger: texdent: What do Methodists have to with any of that?

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Agreed, but just in case:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Love that movie.

It's early, didn't recognize the quote.

How the hell do you not recognize that? It's about as memorable and unique as any other movie quote I can think of.

Only Albertans will get this one.

Leeds: Where 'all the white women at?

/came to say
//leaving envious

What does subby have against Indian agents? Or Mexican bandits?

/ Lamarr was an equal opportunity employer, after all

doctorguilty: Mexican bandits?

Everyone knows Mexicans are allergic to snow!

_{/No? My bad.}

Damn, Subby.... You use your mouth prettier than a $20 dollar whore

But I shoot with this hand.

...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?

[turns Bart's hands over]

See, it's coming off.

I think they need to send a new sheriff into that town to restore order.

LeroyBourne: [t1.gstatic.com image 200x252]
mmmmm Hedy Lamarr

It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.

/ What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.

Spartan_Manhandler: ...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

You're ruining my Blazing Saddles buzz...

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