If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Newburyport News)   Single female lawyer who pretended her entire career to be a doctor is suspended for two whole years from wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant   (newburyportnews.com) divider line 19
    More: Asinine, Royal College of Physicians, Columbia University in New York, Newburyport, medical degree, paralegals, Legally Blonde, medical malpractice  
•       •       •

18872 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2012 at 8:13 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-02-28 01:00:10 AM  
8 votes:
I find this headline vulnerable yet spunky
2012-02-28 06:25:21 AM  
5 votes:

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.


ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
2012-02-28 09:28:53 AM  
3 votes:
At least she can still fall back on her second career as pro surfer astronaut ninja.
2012-02-28 08:27:34 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, your clever and unexpected headline scares me.
2012-02-28 08:15:31 AM  
2 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: [cache.boston.com image 500x532]
Alleged Dr. and Suspended Lawyer


That dog is all like 'Do you smell that? I smell that. I think she's in heat, brah!'
2012-02-28 06:55:12 AM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY


Oh god... I TOTALLY read that in Morvo's voice. What's wrong with me?
2012-02-28 05:30:37 AM  
2 votes:

ArkAngel: I find this headline vulnerable yet spunky


I am reasonably satisfied with your assessment. Overall I would rate it a C+, OK, not great.
2012-02-28 02:07:58 AM  
2 votes:
Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.
2012-02-28 10:03:11 AM  
1 votes:

probesport: Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents: Single Female Doctor Lawyer in trouble


You're going to cream in your jeans when you see it.
2012-02-28 09:12:25 AM  
1 votes:
What her boyfriend might look like:

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

/Hello, everybody!
2012-02-28 09:07:52 AM  
1 votes:
Well, you can leave it in the hands of your attorney but it will never stand up in court......

Judge gave her two years but she only took 10 minutes.....

/and so forth.
2012-02-28 08:43:38 AM  
1 votes:
cache.boston.com

attention whore: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!
dog: simmering carp bacon?
2012-02-28 08:42:13 AM  
1 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: [cache.boston.com image 500x532]
Alleged Dr. and Suspended Lawyer


Well, what do you expect, no matter how smart a dog is, they can't possibly get into med school.
2012-02-28 08:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
Nice to see Anne Heche has something to fall back on now that Hung has been cancelled.
2012-02-28 08:28:30 AM  
1 votes:

FlyingLizardOfDoom: GAT_00: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Oh god... I TOTALLY read that in Morvo's voice. What's wrong with me?


img256.imageshack.us
2012-02-28 08:26:17 AM  
1 votes:
Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents: Single Female Doctor Lawyer in trouble
2012-02-28 08:24:10 AM  
1 votes:
I see Julia Roberts playing this firebrand in the movie.
2012-02-28 08:23:40 AM  
1 votes:
27.media.tumblr.com

"Single female lawyer, having lots of sex."
2012-02-28 06:57:24 AM  
1 votes:

FlyingLizardOfDoom: GAT_00: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Oh god... I TOTALLY read that in Morvo's voice. What's wrong with me?


Nothing.
 
Displayed 19 of 19 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report