ArkAngel: I find this headline vulnerable yet spunky

I am reasonably satisfied with your assessment. Overall I would rate it a C+, OK, not great.

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

FlyingLizardOfDoom: GAT_00: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Oh god... I TOTALLY read that in Morvo's voice. What's wrong with me?

Nothing.

Fear_and_Loathing: [cache.boston.com image 500x532]
Alleged Dr. and Suspended Lawyer

That dog is all like 'Do you smell that? I smell that. I think she's in heat, brah!'

Young lady, she's an expert on humans!

/got nothin'

"morgue technician" well isn't that a depressing profession to school in. Things like that and "proctology" make me scratch my head. Must be big money.

To her defense, even though she didn't get the degree, it did say she had considerable college on the subject. Most of the College taught stuff is b.s. memorization and on the job work is where a majority of the knowledge base stems from.

Barfmaker: A local attorney, named one of the state's most beautiful lawyers in 2009

wtf...that just seems...wtf-ish.

She's a good looking lady but I find it hard to believe there isn't hotter one in the whole state.

Camera One.

Camera Two.

Camera Three.

"Single female lawyer, having lots of sex."

Deception, thy name is woman

Andrew Wiggin: Skr: "morgue technician" well isn't that a depressing profession to school in

job security.

good point. people dying to patronize her... so to speak.

First of all who "names" the "states' most beautiful lawyers"? Anyone who covets such a title should be kicked in the nuts. UNprofessional. And yeah, I know, "I sound fat" - bite me.

Secondly, this just goes to show something. You never hear about doctors faking a law degree. Just saying.

Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents: Single Female Doctor Lawyer in trouble

Subby, your clever and unexpected headline scares me.

FlyingLizardOfDoom: GAT_00: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (who sounds nothing like Morvo) would conquer that every night.

ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Oh god... I TOTALLY read that in Morvo's voice. What's wrong with me?

+1 to all with Futurama references.

Nice to see Anne Heche has something to fall back on now that Hung has been cancelled.

She has the very crazy eyes.

/Voted one of the state's most beautiful lawyers in 2009? Wtf, Mass.?
//Never mess with women with the crazy eyes. Evar.

Seriously? Two year ban in one State?

In the UK she would be banned for life. Hell, if you have ever been punished for cheating in any academic test then they probably won't even let you onto the relevant legal training course.

Fear_and_Loathing: [cache.boston.com image 500x532]
Alleged Dr. and Suspended Lawyer

Well, what do you expect, no matter how smart a dog is, they can't possibly get into med school.

Who is this "Morvo"?

/Morbo, perhaps?

attention whore: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!
dog: simmering carp bacon?

You cant even volunteer to work at your kids school without a Federal background check. If you want to actually get paid to do something there you need notarized, original transcripts from every school you ever attended or even thought about attending.

But apparently you can practice law or medicine (or both probably) with considerably less scrutiny - I should have faked a higher paying career!

Morbo is pleased but sticky!

strife: +1 to all with Futurama references.

But no Simpson references about the crazy cat lady who was a doctor and a lawyer.

Andrew Wiggin: [whg.totfarm.com image 519x777]

what a sexy lawyer porn star dressed as a sexy lawyer may look like.

I'm not complaining about your selection... but what exactly distinguishes your example from.. sexy librarian or sexy teacher? How do we know she's really pretending to portray a lawyer? shouldn't the picture at least include a blind justice statue or some scales of justice... or at least some law books... I'm incredulous.

blindy the pirate: strife: +1 to all with Futurama references.

But no Simpson references about the crazy cat lady who was a doctor and a lawyer.

That must have been after season 10

I'll have to examine her briefs.

Her last name is Fiery?

More like Fire-y, amirite?

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

You think when Harrison Ford bangs Calista Flockhart it's more of a hold-up than a stick-up?